FabSwingers.com forum: 3 weird things about you

By *rysandMads OP Couple
over a year ago

Barnstaple

Tell us 3 weird things about you, ideally true but not a hard limit

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By *ocbigMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

Hard to judge...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Before we joined fab there was lots of things i thought made me weird now I realise lots of other people into the same things i am lol

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By *mashandDash7785Couple
over a year ago

Scarborough

I can only think of one it's that I sneeze when I get horny

is that weird ? Or do other people experiance the same

MR A

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Erm, I have performed two feats which, if witnessed by the right people would be recorded as actual miracles. I can wiggle my ears and I’ve cheated death on a good few occasions.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm the only person in England who hates curry.

I don't have a Television, and haven't had one for 15 years.

Only two, and I don't think they're that weird, but the reaction I get when I tell people suggests it makes me totally weird.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have

A cotton bud fetish

Love eating lambs fritters

Always fall asleep as a passenger in a car

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By *olfAndKittenCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

1) after a really big orgasm i have sneezing fits

2) ive had my mouth and jaw rebuilt twice

3) i love spicy foods, they really dont like me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Erm, I have performed two feats which, if witnessed by the right people would be recorded as actual miracles. I can wiggle my ears and I’ve cheated death on a good few occasions. "

Please elaborate! You can't make reference to two miracles and not give details, that's just cruel.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1, I have 3 nipples

2, I was on a tv show called date my mum.

3,I fell off a cliff when I was 9

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1 I like fried bread with strawberry jam on it.

2 I love to do housework including ironing.

3 I love painting a ladies toe nails

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By *VBethTV/TS
over a year ago

Chester

1) I giggle in my sleep

2) I put marmite on roast potatoes before cooking them.

3) I can't lie convincingly. It's been confirmed by many that when I try, my eyes take on a haunted look and I may as well have "lying" written on my forehead. Because of this, I don't try any more. Doesn't do me many favours at work and I'm single..... can't help thinking these things are related.

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By *rysandMads OP Couple
over a year ago

Barnstaple

"I can only think of one it's that I sneeze when I get horny

is that weird ? Or do other people experiance the same

MR A"

That is really cool and odd

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By *rysandMads OP Couple
over a year ago

Barnstaple

"I have

A cotton bud fetish

Love eating lambs fritters

Always fall asleep as a passenger in a car

What is a cotton bud fetish?!

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By *rysandMads OP Couple
over a year ago

Barnstaple

Thanks for all the awesome responses!

So mine

1: I love command hooks/strips. I basically use them everywhere, and get excited about buying them. I can't even really explain why!

2: I haven't vomited since 1995, even though I've been pregnant 4 times, had norovirus, and been extremely d*unk.

3: I really like historical costumes in porn!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Erm, I have performed two feats which, if witnessed by the right people would be recorded as actual miracles. I can wiggle my ears and I’ve cheated death on a good few occasions.

Please elaborate! You can't make reference to two miracles and not give details, that's just cruel.....

Long stories really and probably a bit unbelievable but they happened all the same.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Erm, I have performed two feats which, if witnessed by the right people would be recorded as actual miracles. I can wiggle my ears and I’ve cheated death on a good few occasions.

Please elaborate! You can't make reference to two miracles and not give details, that's just cruel.....

Long stories really and probably a bit unbelievable but they happened all the same. "

You're such a tease! I guess I'll just have to wonder.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Erm, I have performed two feats which, if witnessed by the right people would be recorded as actual miracles. I can wiggle my ears and I’ve cheated death on a good few occasions.

Please elaborate! You can't make reference to two miracles and not give details, that's just cruel.....

Long stories really and probably a bit unbelievable but they happened all the same.

You're such a tease! I guess I'll just have to wonder....."

Would you like me to tell you direct?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Erm, I have performed two feats which, if witnessed by the right people would be recorded as actual miracles. I can wiggle my ears and I’ve cheated death on a good few occasions.

Please elaborate! You can't make reference to two miracles and not give details, that's just cruel.....

Long stories really and probably a bit unbelievable but they happened all the same.

You're such a tease! I guess I'll just have to wonder.....

Would you like me to tell you direct?"

Yes please....

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By *olfAndKittenCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

"Erm, I have performed two feats which, if witnessed by the right people would be recorded as actual miracles. I can wiggle my ears and I’ve cheated death on a good few occasions.

Please elaborate! You can't make reference to two miracles and not give details, that's just cruel.....

Long stories really and probably a bit unbelievable but they happened all the same.

You're such a tease! I guess I'll just have to wonder.....

Would you like me to tell you direct?

Yes please...."

What about the rest of us which are curious?

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By *weetandHungMan
over a year ago

liverpool

I rarely drink alcohol is that kind of weird

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i have a visible line on my skull when my crash helmet split after crashing at over 200 mph. to this day i do not remember the crash but bridgestone have the video as the front tyre delaminated.

i completed the royal marines 30 miler with a broken ankle.

i give 20% of my income away each year

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We talk in different accents(badly).

We collect animal skulls.

Our minibar is a disguised sex cuboard(not weird but still)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We talk in different accents(badly).

We collect animal skulls.

Our minibar is a disguised sex cuboard(not weird but still)

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now that minibar thing is a clever idea

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By *ensualtouch15Man
over a year ago

ashby de la zouch

My handwriting is more legible when written in mirror writing with my left hand than as I usually write with my right

I love all weather all times and am perpetually erked by those who say miserable day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I shattered my neck and survived

I can't lie

I am too emotional for my own good but I'm good (usually) at covering it up

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I can astral project. Everything else is totally average.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My handwriting is more legible when written in mirror writing with my left hand than as I usually write with my right

I love all weather all times and am perpetually erked by those who say miserable day

A girl at work always says that there’s no such thing as bad weather, just the wrong clothes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Erm, I have performed two feats which, if witnessed by the right people would be recorded as actual miracles. I can wiggle my ears and I’ve cheated death on a good few occasions.

Please elaborate! You can't make reference to two miracles and not give details, that's just cruel.....

Long stories really and probably a bit unbelievable but they happened all the same.

You're such a tease! I guess I'll just have to wonder.....

Would you like me to tell you direct?

Yes please....

What about the rest of us which are curious?"

Foxxy will tell you

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By *vcarolTV/TS
over a year ago

kilmarnockish

I cough when I cum

I have no fear of speed ( real speed!)

I have a bullet wound to my shoulder.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1.I hoover & clean the house EVERY day

2. Im 34 & Ive never used a computer system (i have to employ a computer literate PA to do computer stuff)

3. I can astrol project

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"1.I hoover & clean the house EVERY day

2. Im 34 & Ive never used a computer system (i have to employ a computer literate PA to do computer stuff)

3. I can astrol project"
what’s your number 3 technique?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hate living in houses

Love being on my own

Cry when singing the ship song

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Erm, I have performed two feats which, if witnessed by the right people would be recorded as actual miracles. I can wiggle my ears and I’ve cheated death on a good few occasions.

Please elaborate! You can't make reference to two miracles and not give details, that's just cruel.....

Long stories really and probably a bit unbelievable but they happened all the same.

You're such a tease! I guess I'll just have to wonder.....

Would you like me to tell you direct?

Yes please....

What about the rest of us which are curious?

Foxxy will tell you

Well, I'm not one for gossip.... But if you're feeling unwell, you ought to go and see Bulgy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Before we joined fab there was lots of things i thought made me weird now I realise lots of other people into the same things i am lol"

The first time I went to a swingers club, realised I was not weird ...I was just a swinger...and felt like I had come home to be amongst people like me...in the vanilla world, I thought there was something wrong with me as to why I was so different

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i give 20% of my income away each year"

We all do that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am Superman

Im better than Batman

If you are Wonderwoman please get in touch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1 am a part time Viking.

2 I shoot people sometimes with little plastic balls

3 I have a bit of a kink for the nursing type dress.I have 7 in every colour from navy to pink lol

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

1, As a child I regularly predicted things would happen. They always did

2, My eldest son is the longest baby ever born at that hospital, 65cm. He's 6'5 now!

3, Occasionaly, point 1 still happens.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"1, As a child I regularly predicted things would happen. They always did

2, My eldest son is the longest baby ever born at that hospital, 65cm. He's 6'5 now!

3, Occasionaly, point 1 still happens. "
you can make number 3 happen more often....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can wiggle my ears and I’ve cheated death on a good few occasions. "

Are we related? Ha ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"1.I hoover & clean the house EVERY day

2. Im 34 & Ive never used a computer system (i have to employ a computer literate PA to do computer stuff)

3. I can astrol project what’s your number 3 technique? "

I have to stay up until im past the tired stage and wired, light classical piano music or rainwater/running water sounds, vanilla candles, i have to be so so mellow, lie ralaxed and focus on a point in the room i find i feel light and always feel like im tumbling up onto the ceiling staring down on myself. Ìve had these since i was a child but never controllable, i remember being in the kitchen about 5 years old and saying "mummy look at me" my mum looked and i said "no im up here on the ceiling" i remember her looking up, look back at me and shaking me

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By *wingin CatMan
over a year ago

London

1. I still have a landline phone

2. I don't own a laptop

3. I still have a VHS player

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

1. Beer makes me sneeze (sulphur dixode to blame)

2. Never been to a football match

3. Never changed a nappy

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

"Before we joined fab there was lots of things i thought made me weird now I realise lots of other people into the same things i am lol

Me too, I'd also add naturist camps/beaches to that as well.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have 6 nipples

I can see around corners

I taught my willy to breakdance

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have 6 nipples

I can see around corners

I taught my willy to breakdance"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I still watch videos, yes ive still got a VCR lol

I love gravy over my fried eggs.

I spent a day in Highgate cemetery as I love catacombs

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

"I have 6 nipples

I can see around corners

I taught my willy to breakdance"

The ones (nipples) in your jeans don't count.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can wiggle my ears and I’ve cheated death on a good few occasions.

Are we related? Ha ha

Show us yer boobs and I’ll tell you

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By *irthandgirthMan
over a year ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster

Never been to a football match.

Never been in a betting shop.

I have the world's cheekiest dick pic.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1) I can’t eat broken biscuits

2) I can roll my tongue into the shape of a flower

3) I love the mamma Mia films

Not sure if they are weird or not but I don’t care

Ms B

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1) I can cross my legs behind my head

2) I can't buy underwear that's part of a set without buying all items in that set (part of my OCD and not cheap!)

3) I sometimes stand in the garden on a clear night looking at the stars hoping to see a UFO

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By *pertureTV/TS
over a year ago

New Ferry, wirral in stockings and sussies

"I'm the only person in England who hates curry.

I don't have a Television, and haven't had one for 15 years.

Only two, and I don't think they're that weird, but the reaction I get when I tell people suggests it makes me totally weird.

also curry hater

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By *ingle ex cuckMan
over a year ago

chester

if the egg is touching the beans I throw up

so eating breakfast out I ask for either no eggs or no beans

this way it eliminates the problem

I don't have compulsive disorder

but I do like the labels facing me in cupboards and fridge .

today I'm going to watch Everton FC play football .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never held a baby

I do not own a Television

I’ve never seen or read anything Harry Potter related

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Never held a baby

I do not own a Television

I’ve never seen or read anything Harry Potter related "
Wow 2 out of your three and I'm still in shorts on 20 th October viva global warming

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I got a scar while being born

I'm very much a social chameleon and people often struggle to figure me out when they're getting to know me

I'm, unfortunately, medically interesting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never saw a James Bond film

I'm Italian but I don't like pizza

I get a shiver down my spine when I clean my ears

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By *ve 66Woman
over a year ago

Blackwood

Havnt watched Dirty Dancing

Actually want to work

Can't sneeze quietly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never seen any soaps.

I check my oven and fire about 10 times before I go to bed.

I like wearing big granny pants for comfort

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

Booze makes me sneeze.

Scared of heights; but love flying.

I pedal up hill faster than I go down hill.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am bisexual but inconsistent about it

I sometimes like to wear panties and stockings

I get more from giving pleasure than from taking

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan
over a year ago

Northampton

I don't like food touching

I sometimes wear crocs with socks

I can never spell the word apparently

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By *G LanaTV/TS
over a year ago

Gosport

I don't live in a city but opt to have a scooter as my only mechanised transport.

I regularly go hammock camping.

I brew melomels.

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By *atalie..Woman
over a year ago

Bolton

I hate blackcurrant in any form.

I just started to like barbecue sauce.

When I like a song I play it over and over again until I hate it

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By *iSTARessWoman
over a year ago

London

My main job is performing and DJing as a female drag queen

My second job is dominatrix

I fancy hot men in stockings

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hate receiving oral

Im Painfully shy with new people

sex causes excruciating migraines if I don’t drink bottles of water during/ after due to serious dehydration

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My bellibutton grows blue fluff when i wear blue

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