FabSwingers.com forum: Swap Shop : Fab edition

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Anyone old enough to remember Saturday Swap Shop on the telly? (kids, ask your parents!)

The general premise was that people rang in (01 811 8055

) to offer stuff they have in exchange for stuff they wanted. For example they might over their game of Battleships in exchange for an Evel Knievel Stunt bike..

So what are you offering to the people of Fab, and what are you seeking in return? And who’s prepared to match your offer? You never know you might make a new friend!

I’m prepared to offer up my balloon, in exchange for hugs and cuddles (and a bit of a boobie squeeze) with a lovely lady...

Anyone else playing?

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By *horecruxCouple
over a year ago

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Is the balloon red?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is the balloon red?"

Ooh yeah, very red! I’ll pop it up for all to see.. avatar changed!

Interested? Hugs, cuddles and a boobie squeeze is a small price to pay

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You remember when someone rang in and told Five Star they are fucking shit. I spat my Rice Krispies out laughing !

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You remember when someone rang in and told Five Star they are fucking shit. I spat my Rice Krispies out laughing ! "

it’s on YouTube somewhere!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You remember when someone rang in and told Five Star they are fucking shit. I spat my Rice Krispies out laughing !

it’s on YouTube somewhere!

In fact it’s here — https://youtu.be/6bfKredivMU

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What if my parents are too young to remember the show?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What if my parents are too young to remember the show?! "

Then the rest of us just feel seedy even considering boobie squeezes ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What if my parents are too young to remember the show?! "

Ffs!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What if my parents are too young to remember the show?!

Then the rest of us just feel seedy even considering boobie squeezes ..

I’ve heard of it, don’t worry

I’ll offer blowjobs, they’re amazing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll swap my carrot for Morph. Cute friendly little guy.

I wonder if people ever swapped stuff.

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By *horecruxCouple
over a year ago

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"Is the balloon red?

Ooh yeah, very red! I’ll pop it up for all to see.. avatar changed!

Interested? Hugs, cuddles and a boobie squeeze is a small price to pay

Throw in he red teddy ? These boobies and hugs come with jewellery

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is the balloon red?

Ooh yeah, very red! I’ll pop it up for all to see.. avatar changed!

Interested? Hugs, cuddles and a boobie squeeze is a small price to pay

Throw in he red teddy ? These boobies and hugs come with jewellery

Noel, we have our first swap!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Offer ... a splendid day out with pooch and I

Wanted .. cwtches

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By *horecruxCouple
over a year ago

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"Is the balloon red?

Ooh yeah, very red! I’ll pop it up for all to see.. avatar changed!

Interested? Hugs, cuddles and a boobie squeeze is a small price to pay

Throw in he red teddy ? These boobies and hugs come with jewellery

Noel, we have our first swap!!

Be gentle with her she's new

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a talking Womble that I would like to swap.

I will consider anything shiny or food related.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have a talking Womble that I would like to swap.

I will consider anything shiny or food related. "

I’ve got something purple and shiny if it helps? And you can pop it in your mouth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I will offer my yoga pants for your red ballon

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I will offer my yoga pants for your red ballon

It’s just as well my balloons come in a multipack! Noel, another successful swap!

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By *ulfilthmentMan
over a year ago

Just around the corner

"What if my parents are too young to remember the show?! "

Then I’ll swap my memories of Poshpaws, for A glimpse of your delightful fishnet-clad bottom.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I will offer my yoga pants for your red ballon

It’s just as well my balloons come in a multipack! Noel, another successful swap!

Am I too late? Have you run out of balloons

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By *cott73Man
over a year ago

brighton

I have a filthy mind and an errant tongue to offer....

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By *ndtheswingersMan
over a year ago

colchester

I have 16 or so of my current 48 years. Free to anyone that wants them. Please just take them off my hands (and rest of me)

No swap needed

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I will offer my yoga pants for your red ballon

It’s just as well my balloons come in a multipack! Noel, another successful swap!

Am I too late? Have you run out of balloons

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I’ve kept one back, especially for you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I will offer my yoga pants for your red ballon

It’s just as well my balloons come in a multipack! Noel, another successful swap!

Am I too late? Have you run out of balloons

I’ve kept one back, especially for you!

Excellent news. I shall think of something to swap

. Can you pop the balloon between your thighs please

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"Anyone old enough to remember Saturday Swap Shop on the telly? (kids, ask your parents!)

The general premise was that people rang in (01 811 8055

) to offer stuff they have in exchange for stuff they wanted. For example they might over their game of Battleships in exchange for an Evel Knievel Stunt bike..

So what are you offering to the people of Fab, and what are you seeking in return? And who’s prepared to match your offer? You never know you might make a new friend!

I’m prepared to offer up my balloon, in exchange for hugs and cuddles (and a bit of a boobie squeeze) with a lovely lady...

Anyone else playing?

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my balloon is small and pinkish with a purple top .. I'm offering to put it in a pinkish box

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I will offer my yoga pants for your red ballon

It’s just as well my balloons come in a multipack! Noel, another successful swap!

Am I too late? Have you run out of balloons

I’ve kept one back, especially for you!

Excellent news. I shall think of something to swap

. Can you pop the balloon between your thighs please "

Careful where you’re sticking that pin! A little prick is all you need

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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I would like to swap my socks for food.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I would like to swap my socks for food."

I’ll swap my socks for foof

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

*cough* bump *cough*

Any more swaps?

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By *horecruxCouple
over a year ago

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"I would like to swap my socks for food."

I got two cheese and ham sarnies what socks are they?

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"I would like to swap my socks for food.

I got two cheese and ham sarnies what socks are they?"

Hufflepuff ones

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"I would like to swap my socks for food.

I’ll swap my socks for foof "

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

I'll swap my boots for...well whats on offer Dan

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll swap my boots for...well whats on offer Dan

Make it a wet swimming cossie and you can name your price!

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By *irthandgirthMan
over a year ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster

"You remember when someone rang in and told Five Star they are fucking shit. I spat my Rice Krispies out laughing ! "

I thought that was bros.

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By *irthandgirthMan
over a year ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster

I have a PS3 and about 20 games on offer..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

At the end they done runaround where you had to hold all the toys and win what’s in your hands do you remember that bit x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Empty jaffa cake box offered

Cuddles wanted

Any takers

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

"I'll swap my boots for...well whats on offer Dan

Make it a wet swimming cossie and you can name your price!

Nope I'm not doing it...it's the boots or nothing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ll swap a couple of unworn corsets for a nice lunch. Make it a slimline lunch that’s why the corsets are unworn.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll swap my boots for...well whats on offer Dan

Make it a wet swimming cossie and you can name your price!

Nope I'm not doing it...it's the boots or nothing

I have a 1983 Beano Annual in that case, a bit scribbled on and some stains of indeterminate origin, but otherwise in good condition. Swap?

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By *oserMan
over a year ago

where the wild roses grow

"I’ll swap a couple of unworn corsets for a nice lunch. Make it a slimline lunch that’s why the corsets are unworn.

I have a squirrel missing a tail.

a bowl of soup

You can keep the corsets

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ll swap a couple of unworn corsets for a nice lunch. Make it a slimline lunch that’s why the corsets are unworn.

I have a squirrel missing a tail.

a bowl of soup

You can keep the corsets

That made me laugh. Thank you.

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