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How to cook the turkey

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

HOW TO COOK A TURKEY:

First, buy the turkey and a bottle of whiskey. Pour yourself a glass of whiskey and put turkey in the oven. Take another 2 glasses of whiskey and set degrees at 375 ovens. take 4 whisks of drinky and turk the bastey. Stick a turkey in the thermometer, and glass yourself a pour of whiskey. Bake the whiskey for 4 hr,s take the oven out the turkey and floor the turkey up off the pick. Pour yourself another glass of turkey. Now just tet the sable, and turk the carvey

Happy cristmas all ...hic !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does it work as well with brandy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

stick it in and then get turned on. job done.

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn


"stick it in and then get turned on. job done."

dont forget the stuffing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"stick it in and then get turned on. job done.

dont forget the stuffing "

oh that's automatic

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By *eighleedsMan
over a year ago

leeds


"stick it in and then get turned on. job done."

aint you supposed to turn it on, stick it then stuff it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stuff your bird. Baste liberaly. Turn up the heat. Remember to keep your bird moist by rubbibng your fat into the breasts. Also remember to wrap your sausage before you put it in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

im having 4 birds this xmas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You Need....

1x Turkey

500ml of dark rum.

500ml " white rum.

500ml " vodka.

200ml " brandy.

100ml " gin.

Pour all the alcohol

over the turkey then cook for 4 1/2.

hours.

Remove the turkey from the oven, throw it in the bin and

drink the gravy.

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By *lassic1Man
over a year ago

bellshill

Although lots of people wont own up to it I bet they stuff both ends as well.

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By *ap AdgeMan
over a year ago

Wirral

will watching nigella lawson do hers on tv

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For a real Christmassy flavour, slice a nectarine in half and put that in the main cavity with some rosemary and thyme and stuff a mixture of cranberries and butter in between the skin and the breast. Stuff the neck cavity with sage & onion with a few cranberries mixed into it.

Put some smoked bacon rashers over the top, season well and cook for 4 hours.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

or be different, and get something that people actualy want to eat. beef fillet for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"or be different, and get something that people actualy want to eat. beef fillet for me "

That should be on the 'how to cook a beef fillet' thread then, shouldn't it?

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you


"HOW TO COOK A TURKEY:

First, buy the turkey and a bottle of whiskey. Pour yourself a glass of whiskey and put turkey in the oven. Take another 2 glasses of whiskey and set degrees at 375 ovens. take 4 whisks of drinky and turk the bastey. Stick a turkey in the thermometer, and glass yourself a pour of whiskey. Bake the whiskey for 4 hr,s take the oven out the turkey and floor the turkey up off the pick. Pour yourself another glass of turkey. Now just tet the sable, and turk the carvey

Happy cristmas all ...hic ! "
best recipe iv heard

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