FabSwingers.com forum: Someone’s missing from the forums !

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Anyone seen him about ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone exciting or can I ignore this thread?

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

He’s got fanny fatigue

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone seen him about ? "

Told you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Couldn’t find anyone else to ask?

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

If you’d started this thread yesterday it would have been me as I’ve been off fab for 11 weeks.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If you’d started this thread yesterday it would have been me as I’ve been off fab for 11 weeks. "

Yeah and you’ve never stopped going on about it since you’ve been back !

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Anyone exciting or can I ignore this thread?"

You’re indifferent to everyone on the forums, so best ignore.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Couldn’t find anyone else to ask?

They don’t know where he is.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone exciting or can I ignore this thread?"

Clem's looking for you.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Anyone seen him about ?

Told you

Not him.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"If you’d started this thread yesterday it would have been me as I’ve been off fab for 11 weeks.

Yeah and you’ve never stopped going on about it since you’ve been back ! "

That’s a complete and utter bare faced fib! I mentioned it (briefly) yesterday when I quietly said ‘hello’.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Couldn’t find anyone else to ask?

They don’t know where he is. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Apparently he sneaks in in the night to look up lady skirts

Some say he gives there thighs a beard tickle while they sleep too

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Who's that then or do I know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone seen him about ? "

I'm here.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If you’d started this thread yesterday it would have been me as I’ve been off fab for 11 weeks.

Yeah and you’ve never stopped going on about it since you’ve been back !

That’s a complete and utter bare faced fib! I mentioned it (briefly) yesterday when I quietly said ‘hello’."

You started a thread ‘Hey Guys, I’m back. Anyone miss me in the 11 to 12 weeks I was away. Guys ?! Anyone !’

Not the catchiest title.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Who's that then or do I know"

Probably

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Apparently he sneaks in in the night to look up lady skirts

Some say he gives there thighs a beard tickle while they sleep too"

I heard that too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you’d started this thread yesterday it would have been me as I’ve been off fab for 11 weeks.

Yeah and you’ve never stopped going on about it since you’ve been back !

That’s a complete and utter bare faced fib! I mentioned it (briefly) yesterday when I quietly said ‘hello’.

You started a thread ‘Hey Guys, I’m back. Anyone miss me in the 11 to 12 weeks I was away. Guys ?! Anyone !’

Not the catchiest title."

Ohhhh i thought u meant santa

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Hang on I'm thinking of two people,but I haven't been on much myself so I don't know.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don’t know cannot see him

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Don’t know cannot see him

If you do, let us know.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whom?

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By *rsSBWoman
over a year ago

toy town

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

I've not been on much, so spill

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've not been on much, so spill "

There was a bloke who was on here a lot, but now he’s not. Just wondered where he was. I miss that guy.

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull

Have you checked behind Waitrose? Or is it the other one you’re on about?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have you checked behind Waitrose? Or is it the other one you’re on about? "

Other....the one behind Waitrose is all good

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"I've not been on much, so spill

There was a bloke who was on here a lot, but now he’s not. Just wondered where he was. I miss that guy."

Was he annoying or not annoying?

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"I've not been on much, so spill

There was a bloke who was on here a lot, but now he’s not. Just wondered where he was. I miss that guy."

Is he hiding under your bed?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Have you checked behind Waitrose? Or is it the other one you’re on about? "

I think he shops in Lidl and Iceland for frozen.

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By *rsSBWoman
over a year ago

toy town

"Have you checked behind Waitrose? Or is it the other one you’re on about?

Other....the one behind Waitrose is all good

Aren't you all so posh?

Lidl here

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've not been on much, so spill

There was a bloke who was on here a lot, but now he’s not. Just wondered where he was. I miss that guy.

Is he hiding under your bed? "

I have a hammock, cause I’m pretentious.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have you checked behind Waitrose? Or is it the other one you’re on about?

Other....the one behind Waitrose is all good

Aren't you all so posh?

Lidl here

I’m a Lidl gal too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The bearded well dressed fabulous fella?

Or the one that shares his name with a cake... thats usually found down the biscuit isle?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I heard he is busy dying his hair and beard white and gaining weight prepping for december

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull

"Have you checked behind Waitrose? Or is it the other one you’re on about?

Other....the one behind Waitrose is all good

I thought there was a drop in the volume of new threads

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He was down the thingy place.

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"I've not been on much, so spill

There was a bloke who was on here a lot, but now he’s not. Just wondered where he was. I miss that guy.

Is he hiding under your bed?

I have a hammock, cause I’m pretentious. "

Ok your pretentious

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By *100Man
over a year ago

Essex

Is he checking who's naughty and nice

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Spit it out which one are you talking about?

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By *irk Diggler 02Man
over a year ago

Swindon

Don’t worry folks....I haven’t gone anywhere

What? Not me?? Damn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The bearded well dressed fabulous fella?

Or the one that shares his name with a cake... thats usually found down the biscuit isle?"

They’re both still here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He got a girlfriend, so he's probably busy being balls deep in her clunge.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don’t know cannot see him

If you do, let us know."
He told me not to tell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He got a girlfriend, so he's probably busy being balls deep in her clunge.

I think we'd know if that was happening

Maybe Eric can't find his favourite fruit OP

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By *rank n BettyCouple
over a year ago

Not meeting

"If you’d started this thread yesterday it would have been me as I’ve been off fab for 11 weeks. "

Welcome back Steve x

B x

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By *horecruxCouple
over a year ago

SE4

All hail the Duke

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By *good-being-badMan
over a year ago

mis-types and auto corrects leads cock leeds

"He got a girlfriend, so he's probably busy being balls deep in her clunge.

Did they meet off of the fab dating threads.. it'd be a first if so

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By *bsolutebeginnersCouple
over a year ago

Planet Ork

#heknowswhoheis

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ll see if I can find him while I’m off to the shop to buy some bananas for my crepes

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By *rsSBWoman
over a year ago

toy town

"I’ll see if I can find him while I’m off to the shop to buy some bananas for my crepes

He is keen on crepes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ll see if I can find him while I’m off to the shop to buy some bananas for my crepes

He is keen on crepes

More keen on bananas however

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’ll see if I can find him while I’m off to the shop to buy some bananas for my crepes

He is keen on crepes

A lot of his threads are crepe.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ll see if I can find him while I’m off to the shop to buy some bananas for my crepes

He is keen on crepes

A lot of his threads are crepe."

Oooooooo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll look behind la Chaise Longue

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By *uteLittleGeekWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere

"Anyone seen him about ? "

Yes if you are talking about our mutual friend .

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By *bsolutebeginnersCouple
over a year ago

Planet Ork

"I'll look behind la Chaise Longue

Stop trying to show off, it’s a deckchair!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Uuuhhh. Oo. Danger zone! ( Backs out slowly with middle finger firmly pointed high)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll look behind la Chaise Longue

Stop trying to show off, it’s a deckchair!

Ha ha dash you sussed me out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He’s tied to my bed. I’ll be done with him in a few days.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Paronoid schizophrenics wondering if it's them... Wait Who said that?

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By *loswingersCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester

Bananaman ?

Fabulous and Bearded ?

Seeside ?

Haven’t seen any of them for a while ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

( in The shining voice)

I see dead people

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By *rsSBWoman
over a year ago

toy town

"Bananaman ?

Fabulous and Bearded ?

Seeside ?

Haven’t seen any of them for a while ....

First to are not here when they are working away

Seeside was here this morning.

I need a life

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By *rsSBWoman
over a year ago

toy town

"( in The shining voice)

I see dead people

Six sense

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He got a girlfriend, so he's probably busy being balls deep in her clunge.

I think we'd know if that was happening

Maybe Eric can't find his favourite fruit OP"

Oh him. He got a life maybe?

Or he's on holiday.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"He’s tied to my bed. I’ll be done with him in a few days. "

Lucky bugger. Him, not you !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope. Still here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"( in The shining voice)

I see dead people

Six sense

Are you joking!

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By *rsSBWoman
over a year ago

toy town

"( in The shining voice)

I see dead people

Six sense

Are you joking!

I'm serious

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"( in The shining voice)

I see dead people

Six sense

Are you joking!

I'm serious

Fuck my life!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've not been on much, so spill

There was a bloke who was on here a lot, but now he’s not. Just wondered where he was. I miss that guy."

Maybe u should check behind lidl i hear he likes to shag women there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The bearded well dressed fabulous fella?

Or the one that shares his name with a cake... thats usually found down the biscuit isle?"

I think both of them are awol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've not been on much, so spill

There was a bloke who was on here a lot, but now he’s not. Just wondered where he was. I miss that guy.

Maybe u should check behind lidl i hear he likes to shag women there

He’s fine, just living his life in the real world

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone exciting or can I ignore this thread?

You’re indifferent to everyone on the forums, so best ignore. "

I'll miss you when you're gone.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Anyone exciting or can I ignore this thread?

You’re indifferent to everyone on the forums, so best ignore.

I'll miss you when you're gone. "

For a minute there I nearly believed you !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've not been on much, so spill

There was a bloke who was on here a lot, but now he’s not. Just wondered where he was. I miss that guy.

Maybe u should check behind lidl i hear he likes to shag women there

He’s fine, just living his life in the real world

Ahhhhhh the real world

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nope. Still here"

Ohhh there you are jaffa

Thought you had run off again

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