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By *angtastic11 OP   Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

Gets my bloody back up just came back from a trip round old Trafford with guy I'm looking after and had bit of road rage with another driver hogging middle lane, I over took them pulled into middle lane indicated to go inside so they would follow but think they where oblivious lol.

Anyone else think these are irritating?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If there's three lanes how hard is it to go around?

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot


"If there's three lanes how hard is it to go around? "

It not hard. But it shouldn't be necessary to go round.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If there's three lanes how hard is it to go around?

It not hard. But it shouldn't be necessary to go round.

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Still, it's hardly worth getting worked up over.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If there's three lanes how hard is it to go around? "
depends on what your driving really

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If there's three lanes how hard is it to go around?

It not hard. But it shouldn't be necessary to go round.

Still, it's hardly worth getting worked up over."

I get worked up over this. Drives me mad

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By *kyblue1878Couple
over a year ago

Southport


"If there's three lanes how hard is it to go around?

It not hard. But it shouldn't be necessary to go round.

Still, it's hardly worth getting worked up over."

You obviously don't drive our motorways very often. So frustrating when there's 4 lanes and idiots drive in lane 3 causing the general flow to slow right down and cause hold ups. Where are larger vehicles meant to go? Undertake and risk 3 points?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Middle lane hoggers are the bane of my life.

Absolute retards who shouldn't be on the road

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If there's three lanes how hard is it to go around?

It not hard. But it shouldn't be necessary to go round.

Still, it's hardly worth getting worked up over.

You obviously don't drive our motorways very often. So frustrating when there's 4 lanes and idiots drive in lane 3 causing the general flow to slow right down and cause hold ups. Where are larger vehicles meant to go? Undertake and risk 3 points?"

Exactly. It’s bloody dangerous! There’s One lane for driving on a motorway. Others are for overtaking. It’s hardly rocket science.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do it because it gives me great pleasure to annoy people

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Middle lane hoggers are the bane of my life.

Absolute retards who shouldn't be on the road "

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By *tew2009Man
over a year ago

wakefield

Only retards and crap drivers hog the middle lane, difficult to educate pork. I occasionally undertake them and look at them but they look straight ahead and are completely oblivious to what they're doing. Overtaking them and then continuously indicating left sometimes works but very rarely. Thing is lessons and the driving test have nothing to do with motorway driving.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Flashing the lights works

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If there's three lanes how hard is it to go around?

It not hard. But it shouldn't be necessary to go round.

Still, it's hardly worth getting worked up over.

You obviously don't drive our motorways very often. So frustrating when there's 4 lanes and idiots drive in lane 3 causing the general flow to slow right down and cause hold ups. Where are larger vehicles meant to go? Undertake and risk 3 points?"

If you're in the left hand lane and come up to a lane hogger and go down the inside then you're not undertaking. You're just keeping up with flow of traffic.

If you come up behind someone, move into the left and go up his inside, then you're undertaking

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By *tew2009Man
over a year ago

wakefield

Yeah it sometimes wakes them up to what they're doing, ie they're in the way!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If there's three lanes how hard is it to go around?

It not hard. But it shouldn't be necessary to go round.

Still, it's hardly worth getting worked up over.

You obviously don't drive our motorways very often. So frustrating when there's 4 lanes and idiots drive in lane 3 causing the general flow to slow right down and cause hold ups. Where are larger vehicles meant to go? Undertake and risk 3 points?

If you're in the left hand lane and come up to a lane hogger and go down the inside then you're not undertaking. You're just keeping up with flow of traffic.

If you come up behind someone, move into the left and go up his inside, then you're undertaking "

No you’re not undertaking you’re on the hard shoulder

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If there's three lanes how hard is it to go around?

It not hard. But it shouldn't be necessary to go round.

Still, it's hardly worth getting worked up over.

You obviously don't drive our motorways very often. So frustrating when there's 4 lanes and idiots drive in lane 3 causing the general flow to slow right down and cause hold ups. Where are larger vehicles meant to go? Undertake and risk 3 points?

If you're in the left hand lane and come up to a lane hogger and go down the inside then you're not undertaking. You're just keeping up with flow of traffic.

If you come up behind someone, move into the left and go up his inside, then you're undertaking

No you’re not undertaking you’re on the hard shoulder "

You need to 're read that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok let be serious,it does annoy me if they are just labouring in the middle lane,not overtaking anybody, however,if there is say 10+ cars in the first lane and I want to overtake them,I'm not going to weave in and out overtaking each car individually,I will stay in the middle and pass the lot

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By *arlomaleMan
over a year ago

darlington


"Only retards and crap drivers hog the middle lane, difficult to educate pork. I occasionally undertake them and look at them but they look straight ahead and are completely oblivious to what they're doing. Overtaking them and then continuously indicating left sometimes works but very rarely. Thing is lessons and the driving test have nothing to do with motorway driving."
isn’t undertaking illegal?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I never do it because I am an excellent driver obviously, but you are in and out of lane 1 and 2 like a fiddlers elbow sometimes overtaking all the slower lorries. Easier and more efficient to stay in the middle sometimes?

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By *hubnwife_36dd_ukCouple
over a year ago

chester

Assuming we are dealing with a 3 lane motorway then there's a clue in the naming of the third lane as the "overtaking lane".

So, unless you're driving a vehicle that is prohibited from using the third lane, then what is the problem?

The number of days when you can drive on one of our "modern" motorways and find traffic so light that only the inside lane is in use can be counted on the fingers of one foot. You are therefore likely to be following vehicles in the second lane quite often and even if they are travelling more slowly than the vehicles in the nearside lane you could still simply overtake in the overtaking lane.

So, OP, are you saying you are one of those drivers who think the nearside line is for traffic up to 70mph, the middle lane is for those who like to pretend to be legal while hitting 80 to 90 mph and the third lane for the really hot stuff?

Any driver who can't work out how to place their vehicle so as to use the overtaking lane when needed, but instead resorts to getting angry at other drivers, should hand in their licence.

BTW I'm not some plodder who drives a Morris minor or anything else that can barely keep up with the traffic. My trusty steed could (should I wish to lose my licence) double the motorway speed limit and still have a bit in reserve. She gets driven quickly, safely and plans her overtaking in good time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If there's three lanes how hard is it to go around?

It not hard. But it shouldn't be necessary to go round.

Still, it's hardly worth getting worked up over.

You obviously don't drive our motorways very often. So frustrating when there's 4 lanes and idiots drive in lane 3 causing the general flow to slow right down and cause hold ups. Where are larger vehicles meant to go? Undertake and risk 3 points?

If you're in the left hand lane and come up to a lane hogger and go down the inside then you're not undertaking. You're just keeping up with flow of traffic.

If you come up behind someone, move into the left and go up his inside, then you're undertaking

No you’re not undertaking you’re on the hard shoulder

You need to 're read that "

No you need to re-write it you’re in the left hand lane and go down the inside?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If there's three lanes how hard is it to go around?

It not hard. But it shouldn't be necessary to go round.

Still, it's hardly worth getting worked up over.

You obviously don't drive our motorways very often. So frustrating when there's 4 lanes and idiots drive in lane 3 causing the general flow to slow right down and cause hold ups. Where are larger vehicles meant to go? Undertake and risk 3 points?"

I drive on motorways often enough, that's why i know it's not a problem to go round. If anyone's still stuck on this follow these simple steps, they work for me:

1, check mirrors

2, switch on right indicator

3, check mirrors again

4, if it's safe to do so pull into third lane accelorating smoothly.

At no point is it necessary to give the obstructing driver the finger as you pass.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If there's three lanes how hard is it to go around?

It not hard. But it shouldn't be necessary to go round.

Still, it's hardly worth getting worked up over.

You obviously don't drive our motorways very often. So frustrating when there's 4 lanes and idiots drive in lane 3 causing the general flow to slow right down and cause hold ups. Where are larger vehicles meant to go? Undertake and risk 3 points?

I drive on motorways often enough, that's why i know it's not a problem to go round. If anyone's still stuck on this follow these simple steps, they work for me:

1, check mirrors

2, switch on right indicator

3, check mirrors again

4, if it's safe to do so pull into third lane accelorating smoothly.

At no point is it necessary to give the obstructing driver the finger as you pass."
as i said it depends on what you are driving

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By *hubnwife_36dd_ukCouple
over a year ago

chester


"I never do it because I am an excellent driver obviously, but you are in and out of lane 1 and 2 like a fiddlers elbow sometimes overtaking all the slower lorries. Easier and more efficient to stay in the middle sometimes?"

Often very much safer to be in the middle lane when you are passing junctions. Saves having to take evasive action to avoid the blind torpedoes that come in from the left regardless of their effect on traffic already in the nearside lane.

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By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

O o O oo

Yes

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By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

O o O oo


"If there's three lanes how hard is it to go around? "

It is an offence to lane hog

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By *y Favorite PornstarCouple
over a year ago

Basingstoke


"If there's three lanes how hard is it to go around?

It is an offence to lane hog "

It's also an offence to go over the speed limit. If I'm doing the limit on the middle lane then you can go round me in the naughty lane.

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo


"Ok let be serious,it does annoy me if they are just labouring in the middle lane,not overtaking anybody, however,if there is say 10+ cars in the first lane and I want to overtake them,I'm not going to weave in and out overtaking each car individually,I will stay in the middle and pass the lot"

If you are overtaking then you are not lane hogging

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo


"If there's three lanes how hard is it to go around?

It is an offence to lane hog

It's also an offence to go over the speed limit. If I'm doing the limit on the middle lane then you can go round me in the naughty lane. "

I doubt that, I never drive near you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If there's three lanes how hard is it to go around?

It not hard. But it shouldn't be necessary to go round.

Still, it's hardly worth getting worked up over.

You obviously don't drive our motorways very often. So frustrating when there's 4 lanes and idiots drive in lane 3 causing the general flow to slow right down and cause hold ups. Where are larger vehicles meant to go? Undertake and risk 3 points?

I drive on motorways often enough, that's why i know it's not a problem to go round. If anyone's still stuck on this follow these simple steps, they work for me:

1, check mirrors

2, switch on right indicator

3, check mirrors again

4, if it's safe to do so pull into third lane accelorating smoothly.

At no point is it necessary to give the obstructing driver the finger as you pass.as i said it depends on what you are driving "

And it's not actually an offence to undertake though it is discouraged. It only becomes punishable if the act is considered dangerous and careless (rule 268 Highway Code).

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By *y Favorite PornstarCouple
over a year ago

Basingstoke


"If there's three lanes how hard is it to go around?

It is an offence to lane hog

It's also an offence to go over the speed limit. If I'm doing the limit on the middle lane then you can go round me in the naughty lane.

I doubt that, I never drive near you "

I've been obligated to give people the finger 3 times in the last 2 days. 50 mile an hour 'smart' motorway (read: slow motorway). Driving at 50 mph on a motorway is excruciating so I whack on cruise control and start doing some forum posts. Then these dick heads are flashing their lights at me to move over. Errr no, I am a law abiding driving, you sir shall not pass.

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By *ebjonnsonMan
over a year ago

Maldon

Can’t they make the outside lane for fast German cars only?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I never do it because I am an excellent driver obviously, but you are in and out of lane 1 and 2 like a fiddlers elbow sometimes overtaking all the slower lorries. Easier and more efficient to stay in the middle sometimes?

Often very much safer to be in the middle lane when you are passing junctions. Saves having to take evasive action to avoid the blind torpedoes that come in from the left regardless of their effect on traffic already in the nearside lane."

I think they just close their eyes and put their foot down don't they, a sigh of relief when they make it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can’t they make the outside lane for fast German cars only?"

As long as they drive fast and move for a faster German car

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Or van

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If there's three lanes how hard is it to go around?

It is an offence to lane hog

It's also an offence to go over the speed limit. If I'm doing the limit on the middle lane then you can go round me in the naughty lane. "

It's not your job to govern the speed of other road users. Get into the left hand lane at your earliest convenience

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If there's three lanes how hard is it to go around?

It not hard. But it shouldn't be necessary to go round.

Still, it's hardly worth getting worked up over.

You obviously don't drive our motorways very often. So frustrating when there's 4 lanes and idiots drive in lane 3 causing the general flow to slow right down and cause hold ups. Where are larger vehicles meant to go? Undertake and risk 3 points?

If you're in the left hand lane and come up to a lane hogger and go down the inside then you're not undertaking. You're just keeping up with flow of traffic.

If you come up behind someone, move into the left and go up his inside, then you're undertaking

No you’re not undertaking you’re on the hard shoulder

You need to 're read that

No you need to re-write it you’re in the left hand lane and go down the inside? "

Yes, down the inside of who ever is in the middle lane

Jesus woman!

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By *iSTARessWoman
over a year ago

London

Hate them! Special place reserved in hell for the selfish dick splats

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By *angtastic11 OP   Man
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Hate them! Special place reserved in hell for the selfish dick splats"

I agree lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok let be serious,it does annoy me if they are just labouring in the middle lane,not overtaking anybody, however,if there is say 10+ cars in the first lane and I want to overtake them,I'm not going to weave in and out overtaking each car individually,I will stay in the middle and pass the lot"

That is the definition of overtaking. That's what the lanes are there for.

But if you describe your motions as "weiving" when moving from lane to another then you really shouldn't be on the motor way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If there's three lanes how hard is it to go around?

It not hard. But it shouldn't be necessary to go round.

Still, it's hardly worth getting worked up over.

You obviously don't drive our motorways very often. So frustrating when there's 4 lanes and idiots drive in lane 3 causing the general flow to slow right down and cause hold ups. Where are larger vehicles meant to go? Undertake and risk 3 points?

If you're in the left hand lane and come up to a lane hogger and go down the inside then you're not undertaking. You're just keeping up with flow of traffic.

If you come up behind someone, move into the left and go up his inside, then you're undertaking

No you’re not undertaking you’re on the hard shoulder

You need to 're read that

No you need to re-write it you’re in the left hand lane and go down the inside?

Yes, down the inside of who ever is in the middle lane

Jesus woman! "

Ah. But that’s not what you said

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury

Try doing 70mph on the M25. See how many cunts are sat in lane 3 (of 4) doing 68! Kill them with fire!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok let be serious,it does annoy me if they are just labouring in the middle lane,not overtaking anybody, however,if there is say 10+ cars in the first lane and I want to overtake them,I'm not going to weave in and out overtaking each car individually,I will stay in the middle and pass the lot"

That is the definition of overtaking. That's what the lanes are there for.

But if you describe your motions as "weaving" when moving from lane to another then you really shouldn't be on the motor way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Middle lane hoggers are the bane of my life.

Absolute retards who shouldn't be on the road "

There's always someone that has to say that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If there's three lanes how hard is it to go around?

It not hard. But it shouldn't be necessary to go round.

Still, it's hardly worth getting worked up over.

You obviously don't drive our motorways very often. So frustrating when there's 4 lanes and idiots drive in lane 3 causing the general flow to slow right down and cause hold ups. Where are larger vehicles meant to go? Undertake and risk 3 points?

If you're in the left hand lane and come up to a lane hogger and go down the inside then you're not undertaking. You're just keeping up with flow of traffic.

If you come up behind someone, move into the left and go up his inside, then you're undertaking

No you’re not undertaking you’re on the hard shoulder

You need to 're read that

No you need to re-write it you’re in the left hand lane and go down the inside?

Yes, down the inside of who ever is in the middle lane

Jesus woman!

Ah. But that’s not what you said "

I thought it was implied since we're talking about middle lane hoggers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Middle lane hoggers are the bane of my life.

Absolute retards who shouldn't be on the road

There's always someone that has to say that "

Don't like it? Get out the middle lane

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They are not usually trained on motorway driving at the moment, but I think they were bringing it into the test. Usually they are newish drivers who have no clue of what to do on a motorway and stay in the middle lane as they think it's safer than moving lanes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They are not usually trained on motorway driving at the moment, but I think they were bringing it into the test. Usually they are newish drivers who have no clue of what to do on a motorway and stay in the middle lane as they think it's safer than moving lanes. "

No excuse, it's in the highway code. As well as written on big bright lit up motorway signs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If there's three lanes how hard is it to go around?

It not hard. But it shouldn't be necessary to go round.

Still, it's hardly worth getting worked up over.

You obviously don't drive our motorways very often. So frustrating when there's 4 lanes and idiots drive in lane 3 causing the general flow to slow right down and cause hold ups. Where are larger vehicles meant to go? Undertake and risk 3 points?

If you're in the left hand lane and come up to a lane hogger and go down the inside then you're not undertaking. You're just keeping up with flow of traffic.

If you come up behind someone, move into the left and go up his inside, then you're undertaking

No you’re not undertaking you’re on the hard shoulder

You need to 're read that

No you need to re-write it you’re in the left hand lane and go down the inside?

Yes, down the inside of who ever is in the middle lane

Jesus woman!

Ah. But that’s not what you said

I thought it was implied since we're talking about middle lane hoggers "

No I’m afraid it wasn’t clear. However, I will allow you the last word or we will be here all night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If there's three lanes how hard is it to go around?

It not hard. But it shouldn't be necessary to go round.

Still, it's hardly worth getting worked up over.

You obviously don't drive our motorways very often. So frustrating when there's 4 lanes and idiots drive in lane 3 causing the general flow to slow right down and cause hold ups. Where are larger vehicles meant to go? Undertake and risk 3 points?

If you're in the left hand lane and come up to a lane hogger and go down the inside then you're not undertaking. You're just keeping up with flow of traffic.

If you come up behind someone, move into the left and go up his inside, then you're undertaking

No you’re not undertaking you’re on the hard shoulder

You need to 're read that

No you need to re-write it you’re in the left hand lane and go down the inside?

Yes, down the inside of who ever is in the middle lane

Jesus woman!

Ah. But that’s not what you said

I thought it was implied since we're talking about middle lane hoggers

No I’m afraid it wasn’t clear. However, I will allow you the last word or we will be here all night "

Or because you realised you're wrong

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If there's three lanes how hard is it to go around?

It not hard. But it shouldn't be necessary to go round.

Still, it's hardly worth getting worked up over.

You obviously don't drive our motorways very often. So frustrating when there's 4 lanes and idiots drive in lane 3 causing the general flow to slow right down and cause hold ups. Where are larger vehicles meant to go? Undertake and risk 3 points?

If you're in the left hand lane and come up to a lane hogger and go down the inside then you're not undertaking. You're just keeping up with flow of traffic.

If you come up behind someone, move into the left and go up his inside, then you're undertaking

No you’re not undertaking you’re on the hard shoulder

You need to 're read that

No you need to re-write it you’re in the left hand lane and go down the inside?

Yes, down the inside of who ever is in the middle lane

Jesus woman!

Ah. But that’s not what you said

I thought it was implied since we're talking about middle lane hoggers

No I’m afraid it wasn’t clear. However, I will allow you the last word or we will be here all night

Or because you realised you're wrong "

. Wrong? What’s that mean? Enough now. No more.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If there's three lanes how hard is it to go around?

It not hard. But it shouldn't be necessary to go round.

Still, it's hardly worth getting worked up over.

You obviously don't drive our motorways very often. So frustrating when there's 4 lanes and idiots drive in lane 3 causing the general flow to slow right down and cause hold ups. Where are larger vehicles meant to go? Undertake and risk 3 points?

If you're in the left hand lane and come up to a lane hogger and go down the inside then you're not undertaking. You're just keeping up with flow of traffic.

If you come up behind someone, move into the left and go up his inside, then you're undertaking

No you’re not undertaking you’re on the hard shoulder

You need to 're read that

No you need to re-write it you’re in the left hand lane and go down the inside?

Yes, down the inside of who ever is in the middle lane

Jesus woman!

Ah. But that’s not what you said

I thought it was implied since we're talking about middle lane hoggers

No I’m afraid it wasn’t clear. However, I will allow you the last word or we will be here all night

Or because you realised you're wrong

. Wrong? What’s that mean? Enough now. No more. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If there's three lanes how hard is it to go around?

It not hard. But it shouldn't be necessary to go round.

Still, it's hardly worth getting worked up over.

You obviously don't drive our motorways very often. So frustrating when there's 4 lanes and idiots drive in lane 3 causing the general flow to slow right down and cause hold ups. Where are larger vehicles meant to go? Undertake and risk 3 points?

If you're in the left hand lane and come up to a lane hogger and go down the inside then you're not undertaking. You're just keeping up with flow of traffic.

If you come up behind someone, move into the left and go up his inside, then you're undertaking

No you’re not undertaking you’re on the hard shoulder

You need to 're read that

No you need to re-write it you’re in the left hand lane and go down the inside?

Yes, down the inside of who ever is in the middle lane

Jesus woman!

Ah. But that’s not what you said

I thought it was implied since we're talking about middle lane hoggers

No I’m afraid it wasn’t clear. However, I will allow you the last word or we will be here all night

Or because you realised you're wrong

. Wrong? What’s that mean? Enough now. No more.

"

Noooooo. I won’t sleep! I’m not looking at this thread again. Just so you know that even if you do have the last word it won’t actually count as I won’t see it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Gets my bloody back up just came back from a trip round old Trafford with guy I'm looking after and had bit of road rage with another driver hogging middle lane, I over took them pulled into middle lane indicated to go inside so they would follow but think they where oblivious lol.

Anyone else think these are irritating? "

If there’s room round go round. If you’re in the middle lane (arguably hogging it yourself - how long do you stay there before it constitutes hogging) and catching a car there then over take. Shit, even under take. I do that plenty (legal in the States) It’s annoying if the inside is free and they’re sitting there but if the outside is empty or there room to pull out, dae it and get on with it.

Worst ones in winter when the fritter is in the middle lane and folk point blank refuse to pass either in or outside. Queues for miles I’ve the fear of a bit salt on your car.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If there's three lanes how hard is it to go around?

It not hard. But it shouldn't be necessary to go round.

Still, it's hardly worth getting worked up over.

You obviously don't drive our motorways very often. So frustrating when there's 4 lanes and idiots drive in lane 3 causing the general flow to slow right down and cause hold ups. Where are larger vehicles meant to go? Undertake and risk 3 points?

If you're in the left hand lane and come up to a lane hogger and go down the inside then you're not undertaking. You're just keeping up with flow of traffic.

If you come up behind someone, move into the left and go up his inside, then you're undertaking

No you’re not undertaking you’re on the hard shoulder

You need to 're read that

No you need to re-write it you’re in the left hand lane and go down the inside?

Yes, down the inside of who ever is in the middle lane

Jesus woman!

Ah. But that’s not what you said

I thought it was implied since we're talking about middle lane hoggers

No I’m afraid it wasn’t clear. However, I will allow you the last word or we will be here all night

Or because you realised you're wrong

. Wrong? What’s that mean? Enough now. No more.

Noooooo. I won’t sleep! I’m not looking at this thread again. Just so you know that even if you do have the last word it won’t actually count as I won’t see it. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The middle lane is by far the safest lane to drive in whilst drinking a brew, applying makeup using the sun visor mirror and steering with your left knee.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Middle lane hoggers are the bane of my life.

Absolute retards who shouldn't be on the road

There's always someone that has to say that

Don't like it? Get out the middle

lane "

I meant calling people retards!!

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By *y Favorite PornstarCouple
over a year ago

Basingstoke


"If there's three lanes how hard is it to go around?

It is an offence to lane hog

It's also an offence to go over the speed limit. If I'm doing the limit on the middle lane then you can go round me in the naughty lane.

It's not your job to govern the speed of other road users. Get into the left hand lane at your earliest convenience "

I will thanks, I generally move to the left hand lane about 60 seconds before I exit the motorway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yep thats be whats up buttercup

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By *ickygirl41Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Middle lane hoggers are the bane of my life.

Absolute retards who shouldn't be on the road "

Agree with the sentiment but not the descriptor.

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By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

O o O oo


"

I've been obligated to give people the finger 3 times in the last 2 days. 50 mile an hour 'smart' motorway (read: slow motorway). Driving at 50 mph on a motorway is excruciating so I whack on cruise control and start doing some forum posts. Then these dick heads are flashing their lights at me to move over. Errr no, I am a law abiding driving, you sir shall not pass. "

@ forum posts

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo


"The middle lane is by far the safest lane to drive in whilst drinking a brew, applying makeup using the sun visor mirror and steering with your left knee."

Now you are pushing it, everyone knows it is the right knee that you steer with

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Geeeez so many posters that haven’t got a clue about the Highway Code and also that it IS AN OFFENCE to middle lane hog.

Of lane 1 is empty, bloody well get back into ot and carry on your journey.... hog the middle lane and it’s a £100 fine and 3 POINTS on your licence.

Don’t believe me.... look it up, the traffic laws are there for all to see

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By *tace 309TV/TS
over a year ago

durham

The most irritating drivers are those that go in the right hand lane on a,motorway and stay there .this is an overtaking lane and not a special lane for road hogs .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

https://www.express.co.uk/life-style/cars/895094/motorway-middle-lane-hogger-fine-penalty-points/amp

Just for the lazy lot that can’t be arsed to look for themselves

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Geeeez so many posters that haven’t got a clue about the Highway Code and also that it IS AN OFFENCE to middle lane hog.

Of lane 1 is empty, bloody well get back into ot and carry on your journey.... hog the middle lane and it’s a £100 fine and 3 POINTS on your licence.

Don’t believe me.... look it up, the traffic laws are there for all to see"

I preferred muffle land hog

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Geeeez so many posters that haven’t got a clue about the Highway Code and also that it IS AN OFFENCE to middle lane hog.

Of lane 1 is empty, bloody well get back into ot and carry on your journey.... hog the middle lane and it’s a £100 fine and 3 POINTS on your licence.

Don’t believe me.... look it up, the traffic laws are there for all to see

I preferred muffle land hog "

Yeah typo haha.... typical whenever I am at 110mph in the middle lane (swerving in and out of curse)

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

..


"If there's three lanes how hard is it to go around? "

Why should you have to go round? If everyone has to go around them then that’s a traffic jam in the making. They should move over the numpties or leave the motorway whilst I’m on it

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By *y Favorite PornstarCouple
over a year ago

Basingstoke


"Geeeez so many posters that haven’t got a clue about the Highway Code and also that it IS AN OFFENCE to middle lane hog.

Of lane 1 is empty, bloody well get back into ot and carry on your journey.... hog the middle lane and it’s a £100 fine and 3 POINTS on your licence.

Don’t believe me.... look it up, the traffic laws are there for all to see"

As is speeding...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Geeeez so many posters that haven’t got a clue about the Highway Code and also that it IS AN OFFENCE to middle lane hog.

Of lane 1 is empty, bloody well get back into ot and carry on your journey.... hog the middle lane and it’s a £100 fine and 3 POINTS on your licence.

Don’t believe me.... look it up, the traffic laws are there for all to see

I preferred muffle land hog

Yeah typo haha.... typical whenever I am at 110mph in the middle lane (swerving in and out of curse) "

You need to go faster, it gets smoother then for typing

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By *lackbill2Man
over a year ago

London

Lane discipline on the motorways these days is appalling. Too many people in overpowered cars who cannot drive properly speeding and zigzagging about playing dodgems. They are probably worse than the lane hoggers. Lane discipline and abiding by the speed limit helps. 70 mph is supposed to me the limit not the minimum. If you think it's too low, write to the politicians to get it raised.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are they still middle-lane hoggers if they're doing 70mph? Some time ago I was on the M3 and there was a lot of debris on the inside lane, so I stayed in the middle for about 2 miles doing 70mph. At least twice did I have people zooming up behind me and flashing furiously before swinging out into the outside lane to overtake at over the speed limit, proudly showing me the manicure on their middle fingers. I wish I had Klingon disrupters fitted

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

..

It’s not about the speed they travel, it’s about the correct way to drive. If you’re not overtaking then move over. It creates a build up of traffic and I’m pretty sure that it agitates people. There’s no need for it, it is bad driving full stop.

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By *y Favorite PornstarCouple
over a year ago

Basingstoke


"Lane discipline on the motorways these days is appalling. Too many people in overpowered cars who cannot drive properly speeding and zigzagging about playing dodgems. They are probably worse than the lane hoggers. Lane discipline and abiding by the speed limit helps. 70 mph is supposed to me the limit not the minimum. If you think it's too low, write to the politicians to get it raised."

Well they seem hell bent on lowering it! We have these 'smart' motorways which always seem to be 50mph

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Are they still middle-lane hoggers if they're doing 70mph? Some time ago I was on the M3 and there was a lot of debris on the inside lane, so I stayed in the middle for about 2 miles doing 70mph. At least twice did I have people zooming up behind me and flashing furiously before swinging out into the outside lane to overtake at over the speed limit, proudly showing me the manicure on their middle fingers. I wish I had Klingon disrupters fitted "

A lot of debris on inside lane.... the overhead gantries would advise to keep out of the lane.... or did you mean a few stones?

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By *y Favorite PornstarCouple
over a year ago

Basingstoke


"It’s not about the speed they travel, it’s about the correct way to drive. If you’re not overtaking then move over. It creates a build up of traffic and I’m pretty sure that it agitates people. There’s no need for it, it is bad driving full stop. "

It is about the speed. If they were doing the speed limit then they wouldn't be overtaking me

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By *mp411Man
over a year ago

chester

Just get in the fast lane and floor it I’d like to see anyone catch me lol

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By *alking DisasterWoman
over a year ago

South Oxfordshire


"Gets my bloody back up just came back from a trip round old Trafford with guy I'm looking after and had bit of road rage with another driver hogging middle lane, I over took them pulled into middle lane indicated to go inside so they would follow but think they where oblivious lol.

Anyone else think these are irritating? "

I did the same thing on Saturday.

I hate middle lane hoggers, especially when they are doing 60mph

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By *alking DisasterWoman
over a year ago

South Oxfordshire


"If there's three lanes how hard is it to go around? "

It is difficult if there are faster drivers in the outside lane and no space to go round.

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By *alking DisasterWoman
over a year ago

South Oxfordshire


"Middle lane hoggers are the bane of my life.

Absolute retards who shouldn't be on the road "

It's not often I agree with you, but

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Geeeez so many posters that haven’t got a clue about the Highway Code and also that it IS AN OFFENCE to middle lane hog.

Of lane 1 is empty, bloody well get back into ot and carry on your journey.... hog the middle lane and it’s a £100 fine and 3 POINTS on your licence.

Don’t believe me.... look it up, the traffic laws are there for all to see"

The highway code is a guide and not necessarily a legislative one.

The offence you're referring to us driving without due care and consideration I'm assuming given your description.

It's not that easy to prosecute unless you can evidence people were inconvenienced etc

It's irritating. So is a lot of other crap in life and I bet there's a few of the angry brigade in here, that have switched off temporarily and stayed in a lane too long. It's not really worth being angry about hours later! Only you are carry that, the other guys not even aware as he blisfuly carries on in lane 2.

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By *y Favorite PornstarCouple
over a year ago

Basingstoke

Thinking about the people I've flipped off recently, what they all had in common was that they felt they could intimidate me into moving over. We do not negotiate with terrorists.

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By *alking DisasterWoman
over a year ago

South Oxfordshire


"Ok let be serious,it does annoy me if they are just labouring in the middle lane,not overtaking anybody, however,if there is say 10+ cars in the first lane and I want to overtake them,I'm not going to weave in and out overtaking each car individually,I will stay in the middle and pass the lot"

Which is what you are meant to do (as long as you pull into the inside lane once you've passed all the traffic).

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By *mp411Man
over a year ago

chester

If someone is doing less than 70 Ona clear road snipers should be employed to take them out just a thought lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Geeeez so many posters that haven’t got a clue about the Highway Code and also that it IS AN OFFENCE to middle lane hog.

Of lane 1 is empty, bloody well get back into ot and carry on your journey.... hog the middle lane and it’s a £100 fine and 3 POINTS on your licence.

Don’t believe me.... look it up, the traffic laws are there for all to see

The highway code is a guide and not necessarily a legislative one.

The offence you're referring to us driving without due care and consideration I'm assuming given your description.

It's not that easy to prosecute unless you can evidence people were inconvenienced etc

It's irritating. So is a lot of other crap in life and I bet there's a few of the angry brigade in here, that have switched off temporarily and stayed in a lane too long. It's not really worth being angry about hours later! Only you are carry that, the other guys not even aware as he blisfuly carries on in lane 2."

I think maybe you might need to re read the article, or plainly says it is an offence that carries a £100 fine and 3 penalty points for lane hogging

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By *ocbigMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

... And here's me thinking drivers only hated cyclists, seems they hate anyone that isn't them...no cycles on the M25....mainly I guess because they would be faster than the motor traffic.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Gets my bloody back up just came back from a trip round old Trafford with guy I'm looking after and had bit of road rage with another driver hogging middle lane, I over took them pulled into middle lane indicated to go inside so they would follow but think they where oblivious lol.

Anyone else think these are irritating? "

Could be worse I often have lorries in lane 1,2,3 and some idiot Going 64 in the 4th lane!!

Haven’t seen much of the mid lane jogger clamp down but they do cause many collisions, my dash cam has caught a fair few due to them.

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By *imandHerNottsCouple
over a year ago

North Notts


"Middle lane hoggers are the bane of my life.

Absolute retards who shouldn't be on the road "

This

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By *mp411Man
over a year ago

chester

Motorists don’t hate cyclists hen they are on their own just when there are 4,000,000 old overweight men in Lycra doing 3 mph wheezing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Geeeez so many posters that haven’t got a clue about the Highway Code and also that it IS AN OFFENCE to middle lane hog.

Of lane 1 is empty, bloody well get back into ot and carry on your journey.... hog the middle lane and it’s a £100 fine and 3 POINTS on your licence.

Don’t believe me.... look it up, the traffic laws are there for all to see

The highway code is a guide and not necessarily a legislative one.

The offence you're referring to us driving without due care and consideration I'm assuming given your description.

It's not that easy to prosecute unless you can evidence people were inconvenienced etc

It's irritating. So is a lot of other crap in life and I bet there's a few of the angry brigade in here, that have switched off temporarily and stayed in a lane too long. It's not really worth being angry about hours later! Only you are carry that, the other guys not even aware as he blisfuly carries on in lane 2.

I think maybe you might need to re read the article, or plainly says it is an offence that carries a £100 fine and 3 penalty points for lane hogging "

I think you need to validate the source of information and understand the context of "Can be prosecuted" in the enforcement of law particularly the Road Traffic Act.

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By *udistcpl1Couple
over a year ago

Wirral

I agree we shouldn't have hoggers but in our experience, it is the idiots that get irritated by the middle lane hoggers that are the real danger. Absolute dickheads who create more hazards by undertaking or recklessly over taking - they are the true retards.

Also, you don't need to worry. Give it a few years and you won't be able to drive. There will be a truly intelligent (not like the retards in the BMWs), autonomous computer driving your car for you. You won't actually be allowed to drive on motorways soon.

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

..


"It’s not about the speed they travel, it’s about the correct way to drive. If you’re not overtaking then move over. It creates a build up of traffic and I’m pretty sure that it agitates people. There’s no need for it, it is bad driving full stop.

It is about the speed. If they were doing the speed limit then they wouldn't be overtaking me "

It isn’t about speed because even on an empty motorway they sit in the middle lane. The speed in a lot of cases is irrelevant. They just feel comfortable in the middle lane.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Deepblue1

If you are a competent reader, and also up to date with the law you would know all about the facts that I have posted

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By *elnkazCouple
over a year ago

cheshire

Arrrrrggghhh. Middle lane drivers should be hung drawn and quartered ...as should the third lane hoggers. ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Deepblue1

If you are a competent reader, and also up to date with the law you would know all about the facts that I have posted "
it's a ling thread, thanks for the advice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Only retards and crap drivers hog the middle lane, difficult to educate pork. I occasionally undertake them and look at them but they look straight ahead and are completely oblivious to what they're doing. Overtaking them and then continuously indicating left sometimes works but very rarely. Thing is lessons and the driving test have nothing to do with motorway driving."

Would you please stop using that term to describe people

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By *y Favorite PornstarCouple
over a year ago

Basingstoke


"Only retards and crap drivers hog the middle lane, difficult to educate pork. I occasionally undertake them and look at them but they look straight ahead and are completely oblivious to what they're doing. Overtaking them and then continuously indicating left sometimes works but very rarely. Thing is lessons and the driving test have nothing to do with motorway driving.

Would you please stop using that term to describe people "

Why does it bother you? It's French for "delayed". It's actually quite kind as far as insults go since it implies the person actually has some chance of catching up on future as opposed to definitive statements like "they are a cunt" which implies they will always be a cunt.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You could try calling the people ‘Tim’ instead

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over a year ago

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By *y Favorite PornstarCouple
over a year ago

Basingstoke


"You could try calling the people ‘Tim’ instead "

Let's be honest, Timmy has started a business and been in a successful band. That's not something most these retards could achieve. But points for remembering that Jimmy wasn't offended by the word retard.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

with anything to do with driving do not get angry.

if someone is driving dangerously like tailgating let them go.

it does you no good going after them and getting aggressive just pull over let them go.

middle lane hoggers i agree can wind you up but then you move on to people on the phone, looking at the sat nav list goes on.

just relax let them go.

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By *udistcpl1Couple
over a year ago

Wirral

Put money on it that all the people getting upset drive BMWs. Lol - it would be difficult to figure out which ones are the retards.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If there's three lanes how hard is it to go around?

It not hard. But it shouldn't be necessary to go round.

Still, it's hardly worth getting worked up over.

I get worked up over this. Drives me mad try "
try driving around London all day it drives me mad lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whats a lot more dangerous are the twats who think they need to educate other drivers by cutting them up and weaving in and out of lanes see it all the time these so called experts who think the are the only ones who know how to drive driving to close causes most of the accidents on motorways.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Only retards and crap drivers hog the middle lane, difficult to educate pork. I occasionally undertake them and look at them but they look straight ahead and are completely oblivious to what they're doing. Overtaking them and then continuously indicating left sometimes works but very rarely. Thing is lessons and the driving test have nothing to do with motorway driving.

Would you please stop using that term to describe people

Why does it bother you? It's French for "delayed". It's actually quite kind as far as insults go since it implies the person actually has some chance of catching up on future as opposed to definitive statements like "they are a cunt" which implies they will always be a cunt. "

Course it can bother people and I totally understand why. I don’t like that word either and it’s irrelevant what it’s French for and you know that. What a ridiculous wind up comment.

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By *y Favorite PornstarCouple
over a year ago

Basingstoke


"Put money on it that all the people getting upset drive BMWs. Lol - it would be difficult to figure out which ones are the retards."

I never spend more than £6k on a car (inflation adjusted). I'm sort of daring these people to go in the back of me, I'm sat there like "go on, daddy needs a pay day".

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By *y Favorite PornstarCouple
over a year ago

Basingstoke


"Only retards and crap drivers hog the middle lane, difficult to educate pork. I occasionally undertake them and look at them but they look straight ahead and are completely oblivious to what they're doing. Overtaking them and then continuously indicating left sometimes works but very rarely. Thing is lessons and the driving test have nothing to do with motorway driving.

Would you please stop using that term to describe people

Why does it bother you? It's French for "delayed". It's actually quite kind as far as insults go since it implies the person actually has some chance of catching up on future as opposed to definitive statements like "they are a cunt" which implies they will always be a cunt.

Course it can bother people and I totally understand why. I don’t like that word either and it’s irrelevant what it’s French for and you know that. What a ridiculous wind up comment. "

You sound triggered?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Only retards and crap drivers hog the middle lane, difficult to educate pork. I occasionally undertake them and look at them but they look straight ahead and are completely oblivious to what they're doing. Overtaking them and then continuously indicating left sometimes works but very rarely. Thing is lessons and the driving test have nothing to do with motorway driving.

Would you please stop using that term to describe people

Why does it bother you? It's French for "delayed". It's actually quite kind as far as insults go since it implies the person actually has some chance of catching up on future as opposed to definitive statements like "they are a cunt" which implies they will always be a cunt.

Course it can bother people and I totally understand why. I don’t like that word either and it’s irrelevant what it’s French for and you know that. What a ridiculous wind up comment.

You sound triggered? "

Not at all. I manage to bite my tongue daily when I see your comments so you don’t trigger me. Sorry to disappoint.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It’s not about the speed they travel, it’s about the correct way to drive. If you’re not overtaking then move over. It creates a build up of traffic and I’m pretty sure that it agitates people. There’s no need for it, it is bad driving full stop.

It is about the speed. If they were doing the speed limit then they wouldn't be overtaking me

It isn’t about speed because even on an empty motorway they sit in the middle lane. The speed in a lot of cases is irrelevant. They just feel comfortable in the middle lane. "

Agreed, it isn't about speed, as I said above, it's not your job to govern people's speed.

Besides. Everyone's speedometer is different. 70 on your dashboard might only be 67 on mine

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By *y Favorite PornstarCouple
over a year ago

Basingstoke


"Only retards and crap drivers hog the middle lane, difficult to educate pork. I occasionally undertake them and look at them but they look straight ahead and are completely oblivious to what they're doing. Overtaking them and then continuously indicating left sometimes works but very rarely. Thing is lessons and the driving test have nothing to do with motorway driving.

Would you please stop using that term to describe people

Why does it bother you? It's French for "delayed". It's actually quite kind as far as insults go since it implies the person actually has some chance of catching up on future as opposed to definitive statements like "they are a cunt" which implies they will always be a cunt.

Course it can bother people and I totally understand why. I don’t like that word either and it’s irrelevant what it’s French for and you know that. What a ridiculous wind up comment.

You sound triggered?

Not at all. I manage to bite my tongue daily when I see your comments so you don’t trigger me. Sorry to disappoint. "

It's just that I was asking someone else's opinion and you just gave me a rant without even attempting to answer the question. That's kind of what triggered people do. I understand why some insults are unfair, hence you don't see me call people "spastics". Maybe if you tried some logic and reason then people might change their mind about "retard"...

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By *tirluvMan
over a year ago

the right frame of mind -London

Thought you were talking about the guy in the gangbang who hogs the business end of the transaction.

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By *y Favorite PornstarCouple
over a year ago

Basingstoke


"It’s not about the speed they travel, it’s about the correct way to drive. If you’re not overtaking then move over. It creates a build up of traffic and I’m pretty sure that it agitates people. There’s no need for it, it is bad driving full stop.

It is about the speed. If they were doing the speed limit then they wouldn't be overtaking me

It isn’t about speed because even on an empty motorway they sit in the middle lane. The speed in a lot of cases is irrelevant. They just feel comfortable in the middle lane.

Agreed, it isn't about speed, as I said above, it's not your job to govern people's speed.

Besides. Everyone's speedometer is different. 70 on your dashboard might only be 67 on mine "

The same authority that governs middle lane hogging, governs speed. So i have as much right to govern your speed as you do my middle lane driving.

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over a year ago


"Only retards and crap drivers hog the middle lane, difficult to educate pork. I occasionally undertake them and look at them but they look straight ahead and are completely oblivious to what they're doing. Overtaking them and then continuously indicating left sometimes works but very rarely. Thing is lessons and the driving test have nothing to do with motorway driving.

Would you please stop using that term to describe people

Why does it bother you? It's French for "delayed". It's actually quite kind as far as insults go since it implies the person actually has some chance of catching up on future as opposed to definitive statements like "they are a cunt" which implies they will always be a cunt.

Course it can bother people and I totally understand why. I don’t like that word either and it’s irrelevant what it’s French for and you know that. What a ridiculous wind up comment.

You sound triggered?

Not at all. I manage to bite my tongue daily when I see your comments so you don’t trigger me. Sorry to disappoint.

It's just that I was asking someone else's opinion and you just gave me a rant without even attempting to answer the question. That's kind of what triggered people do. I understand why some insults are unfair, hence you don't see me call people "spastics". Maybe if you tried some logic and reason then people might change their mind about "retard"..."

Ok in answer to your question I find the use of that word in those contexts derogatory personally. That’s all I have to say. I don’t wish to get into a conversation/debate with you about it but you have my answer now.

Back to the original post.

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By *ympho7Couple
over a year ago

swansea

YES, what's the rule of the road? it used to be the first rule in the highway code.

KEEP LEFT.

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By *y Favorite PornstarCouple
over a year ago

Basingstoke


"Whats a lot more dangerous are the twats who think they need to educate other drivers by cutting them up and weaving in and out of lanes see it all the time these so called experts who think the are the only ones who know how to drive driving to close causes most of the accidents on motorways.

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Middle lane driving is the safest way since changing lane is the most dangerous part of driving on a motorway, you can't text, drive and change lane at the same time.

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By *ympho7Couple
over a year ago

swansea

YES, what's the rule of the road? it used to be the first rule in the highway code.

KEEP LEFT.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some people just don't know how to drive. Some hogg the middle lane whilst doing 50 mph. For gods sake move over. If leads to frustration for some people which is a dangerous state of mind to be in whilst driving. Personally I just zoom past in the 3rd lane and don't let them wind me up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It’s not about the speed they travel, it’s about the correct way to drive. If you’re not overtaking then move over. It creates a build up of traffic and I’m pretty sure that it agitates people. There’s no need for it, it is bad driving full stop.

It is about the speed. If they were doing the speed limit then they wouldn't be overtaking me

It isn’t about speed because even on an empty motorway they sit in the middle lane. The speed in a lot of cases is irrelevant. They just feel comfortable in the middle lane.

Agreed, it isn't about speed, as I said above, it's not your job to govern people's speed.

Besides. Everyone's speedometer is different. 70 on your dashboard might only be 67 on mine

The same authority that governs middle lane hogging, governs speed. So i have as much right to govern your speed as you do my middle lane driving. "

But in this instance, I'm doing the speed limit, youre 3mph under it and you are in the wrong lane

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By *y Favorite PornstarCouple
over a year ago

Basingstoke


"It’s not about the speed they travel, it’s about the correct way to drive. If you’re not overtaking then move over. It creates a build up of traffic and I’m pretty sure that it agitates people. There’s no need for it, it is bad driving full stop.

It is about the speed. If they were doing the speed limit then they wouldn't be overtaking me

It isn’t about speed because even on an empty motorway they sit in the middle lane. The speed in a lot of cases is irrelevant. They just feel comfortable in the middle lane.

Agreed, it isn't about speed, as I said above, it's not your job to govern people's speed.

Besides. Everyone's speedometer is different. 70 on your dashboard might only be 67 on mine

The same authority that governs middle lane hogging, governs speed. So i have as much right to govern your speed as you do my middle lane driving.

But in this instance, I'm doing the speed limit, youre 3mph under it and you are in the wrong lane"

Not true and a poor attempt at deflection. You got owned sunshine.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If there's three lanes how hard is it to go around? depends on what your driving really"

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ita lanes 1 2 3 and so on every other lane other than lane 1 is for overtaking only. When not overtaking,move to the left-hand land ( lane one ) . Simple . Its an offence not to pull back into the left hand lane

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Only retards and crap drivers hog the middle lane, difficult to educate pork. I occasionally undertake them and look at them but they look straight ahead and are completely oblivious to what they're doing. Overtaking them and then continuously indicating left sometimes works but very rarely. Thing is lessons and the driving test have nothing to do with motorway driving.

Would you please stop using that term to describe people

Why does it bother you? It's French for "delayed". It's actually quite kind as far as insults go since it implies the person actually has some chance of catching up on future as opposed to definitive statements like "they are a cunt" which implies they will always be a cunt. "

Cos it does bother me for reasons I don't want to go into right now.

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By *udistcpl1Couple
over a year ago

Wirral


"Ita lanes 1 2 3 and so on every other lane other than lane 1 is for overtaking only. When not overtaking,move to the left-hand land ( lane one ) . Simple . Its an offence not to pull back into the left hand lane"

That's all very nice - I am quite certain all drivers know that but don't apply it. You know a bit like not undertaking, speeding or using your phone.

But don't worry - the robots are coming.

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over a year ago


"Ita lanes 1 2 3 and so on every other lane other than lane 1 is for overtaking only. When not overtaking,move to the left-hand land ( lane one ) . Simple . Its an offence not to pull back into the left hand lane

That's all very nice - I am quite certain all drivers know that but don't apply it. You know a bit like not undertaking, speeding or using your phone.

But don't worry - the robots are coming."

at last sense.

Plus despite what some self made experts on this thread state, it's not a prima facie offence!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its massively dangerous too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tea anyone?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It’s not about the speed they travel, it’s about the correct way to drive. If you’re not overtaking then move over. It creates a build up of traffic and I’m pretty sure that it agitates people. There’s no need for it, it is bad driving full stop.

It is about the speed. If they were doing the speed limit then they wouldn't be overtaking me

It isn’t about speed because even on an empty motorway they sit in the middle lane. The speed in a lot of cases is irrelevant. They just feel comfortable in the middle lane.

Agreed, it isn't about speed, as I said above, it's not your job to govern people's speed.

Besides. Everyone's speedometer is different. 70 on your dashboard might only be 67 on mine

The same authority that governs middle lane hogging, governs speed. So i have as much right to govern your speed as you do my middle lane driving.

But in this instance, I'm doing the speed limit, youre 3mph under it and you are in the wrong lane

Not true and a poor attempt at deflection. You got owned sunshine. "

What's not true?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ita lanes 1 2 3 and so on every other lane other than lane 1 is for overtaking only. When not overtaking,move to the left-hand land ( lane one ) . Simple . Its an offence not to pull back into the left hand lane

That's all very nice - I am quite certain all drivers know that but don't apply it. You know a bit like not undertaking, speeding or using your phone.

But don't worry - the robots are coming.

at last sense.

Plus despite what some self made experts on this thread state, it's not a prima facie offence!"

Again your wrong...

This is from the .gov site (official)

https://www.gov.uk/government/news/new-penalties-to-tackle-tailgating-and-middle-lane-hogging

Maybe.... just maybe you may read this and then realise you are in the wrong.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This LAW has been in force since 5th June 2013 (shamefully the police don’t pull more drivers for this OFFENCE!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This happens all over Europe and no police force has the time or resources to enforce it .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So lets have a nice cup of tea and move on... Go on , go on ,go on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This LAW has been in force since 5th June 2013 (shamefully the police don’t pull more drivers for this OFFENCE!) "

Issuing a fixed penalty ticket is on condition of acceptance by the driver, who then has 28 days to comply with it, or elect to have the matter dealt with at court.

You're clearly struggling to understand that lane hogging as you call it, "can" result in you being found guilty and prosecuted but doesn't mean you'll get potted every time.

I'm sorry you don't understand the application of law, stick to what you do perhaps?

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By *udistcpl1Couple
over a year ago

Wirral


"This LAW has been in force since 5th June 2013 (shamefully the police don’t pull more drivers for this OFFENCE!) "

Go on - tell us - do you drive a BMW?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This LAW has been in force since 5th June 2013 (shamefully the police don’t pull more drivers for this OFFENCE!)

Go on - tell us - do you drive a BMW?"

Nope... BMW drivers are the biggest wankers (after blueboy above)

Just so the idiot may understand... police have video evidence these days, so none of your 28 day crap to get you out of the shit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This LAW has been in force since 5th June 2013 (shamefully the police don’t pull more drivers for this OFFENCE!)

Issuing a fixed penalty ticket is on condition of acceptance by the driver, who then has 28 days to comply with it, or elect to have the matter dealt with at court.

You're clearly struggling to understand that lane hogging as you call it, "can" result in you being found guilty and prosecuted but doesn't mean you'll get potted every time.

I'm sorry you don't understand the application of law, stick to what you do perhaps?"

Just a side note for you.... one of my positions in my job is working alongside the police, so thanks for your advice on sticking to what I know.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lets all take a deep breath and agree to disagree on this

Alot of people do it and yes it annoys the shit out of alot of people

Yes it is a road traffic offence and yes more people should be prosecuted for it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lets all take a deep breath and agree to disagree on this

Alot of people do it and yes it annoys the shit out of alot of people

Yes it is a road traffic offence and yes more people should be prosecuted for it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bloody hell ! Come on guys , this is a swingers site , lets make love not war . Be happy and eat . I'm dressed as a fish ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its taken a word out after eat . I put w.eed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Its taken a word out after eat . I put w.eed "

It’s the drug abusers that annoy me more than the middle lane hoggers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If they were driving to the maximum speed limit you were in the wrong. I drive in middle lane at speed limit on most motorways as it's more dangerous to keep changing lane every 30 seconds to overtake lorries and other such slower moving vehicles in the inside lane. Anyone driving slower than me in the middle lane, I just overtake when I can and carry on about my business. Not that hard really.

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot


"If there's three lanes how hard is it to go around?

It not hard. But it shouldn't be necessary to go round.

Still, it's hardly worth getting worked up over.

You obviously don't drive our motorways very often. So frustrating when there's 4 lanes and idiots drive in lane 3 causing the general flow to slow right down and cause hold ups. Where are larger vehicles meant to go? Undertake and risk 3 points?

I drive on motorways often enough, that's why i know it's not a problem to go round. If anyone's still stuck on this follow these simple steps, they work for me:

1, check mirrors

2, switch on right indicator

3, check mirrors again

4, if it's safe to do so pull into third lane accelorating smoothly.

At no point is it necessary to give the obstructing driver the finger as you pass.as i said it depends on what you are driving

And it's not actually an offence to undertake though it is discouraged. It only becomes punishable if the act is considered dangerous and careless (rule 268 Highway Code)."

If you check the highway code I'm pretty sure you'll find the rule number for not driving in the middle lane.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They are assholes and a danger to the roads like cyclists who think they own the road in a group of 30 like it’s tour de fucking France!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If they were driving to the maximum speed limit you were in the wrong. I drive in middle lane at speed limit on most motorways as it's more dangerous to keep changing lane every 30 seconds to overtake lorries and other such slower moving vehicles in the inside lane. Anyone driving slower than me in the middle lane, I just overtake when I can and carry on about my business. Not that hard really. "

When people call changing lanes "dangerous' it really does make me wonder how they're doing it?

Do you use the hand break or something?

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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"It’s not about the speed they travel, it’s about the correct way to drive. If you’re not overtaking then move over. It creates a build up of traffic and I’m pretty sure that it agitates people. There’s no need for it, it is bad driving full stop.

It is about the speed. If they were doing the speed limit then they wouldn't be overtaking me

It isn’t about speed because even on an empty motorway they sit in the middle lane. The speed in a lot of cases is irrelevant. They just feel comfortable in the middle lane.

Agreed, it isn't about speed, as I said above, it's not your job to govern people's speed.

Besides. Everyone's speedometer is different. 70 on your dashboard might only be 67 on mine

The same authority that governs middle lane hogging, governs speed. So i have as much right to govern your speed as you do my middle lane driving. "

If you are deliberately and consistently driving in the middle lane without overtaking you are in the wrong whatever speed you travel. It is not about speed it is about driving incorrectly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I never hog the middle lane, I drive safely at 55mph in the outside lane only

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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"I never hog the middle lane, I drive safely at 55mph in the outside lane only "

Was I behind you on the M6 on Sunday night?

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By *alking DisasterWoman
over a year ago

South Oxfordshire


"Only retards and crap drivers hog the middle lane, difficult to educate pork. I occasionally undertake them and look at them but they look straight ahead and are completely oblivious to what they're doing. Overtaking them and then continuously indicating left sometimes works but very rarely. Thing is lessons and the driving test have nothing to do with motorway driving.

Would you please stop using that term to describe people

Why does it bother you? It's French for "delayed". It's actually quite kind as far as insults go since it implies the person actually has some chance of catching up on future as opposed to definitive statements like "they are a cunt" which implies they will always be a cunt. "

I've actually said to you before that it's a derogatory term. It shouldn't be used.

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By *alking DisasterWoman
over a year ago

South Oxfordshire


"Put money on it that all the people getting upset drive BMWs. Lol - it would be difficult to figure out which ones are the retards."

I drive a Ford Fiesta.

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over a year ago


"I never hog the middle lane, I drive safely at 55mph in the outside lane only

Was I behind you on the M6 on Sunday night? "

Were you the one flashing a lot and getting busy on the horn?

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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"I never hog the middle lane, I drive safely at 55mph in the outside lane only

Was I behind you on the M6 on Sunday night?

Were you the one flashing a lot and getting busy on the horn? "

Oh you saw me? I can’t help but flash

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By *alking DisasterWoman
over a year ago

South Oxfordshire


"It’s not about the speed they travel, it’s about the correct way to drive. If you’re not overtaking then move over. It creates a build up of traffic and I’m pretty sure that it agitates people. There’s no need for it, it is bad driving full stop.

It is about the speed. If they were doing the speed limit then they wouldn't be overtaking me

It isn’t about speed because even on an empty motorway they sit in the middle lane. The speed in a lot of cases is irrelevant. They just feel comfortable in the middle lane.

Agreed, it isn't about speed, as I said above, it's not your job to govern people's speed.

Besides. Everyone's speedometer is different. 70 on your dashboard might only be 67 on mine

The same authority that governs middle lane hogging, governs speed. So i have as much right to govern your speed as you do my middle lane driving. "

Apart from the fact that what you are doing is illegal.

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By *htcMan
over a year ago

MK

I know the feeling. On way back on the weekend. One car doing 60 in the middle lane. Side lane empty. Very little traffic

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Needs to be system where you can report people and have dash cam footage as proof. Give them a fine or points.

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over a year ago


"Its taken a word out after eat . I put w.eed

It’s the drug abusers that annoy me more than the middle lane hoggers "
yeah . People should be nice to drugs . Abusing drugs isn't big or clever. While they haven't got a voice ,I,ll be that voice . Poor little things

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By *arlomaleMan
over a year ago

darlington

“Some say he hogs the middle lane on motorway all we know is who gives a fuck just indicate and overtake

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over a year ago


"I know the feeling. On way back on the weekend. One car doing 60 in the middle lane. Side lane empty. Very little traffic

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Needs to be system where you can report people and have dash cam footage as proof. Give them a fine or points."

If there was very little traffic, how was this foul criminal "hogging" the middle lane? It's only really a very minor road traffic offence in comparison to speeding - since it began, only 135 people have ever been convicted. Meh.

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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"I know the feeling. On way back on the weekend. One car doing 60 in the middle lane. Side lane empty. Very little traffic

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Needs to be system where you can report people and have dash cam footage as proof. Give them a fine or points.

If there was very little traffic, how was this foul criminal "hogging" the middle lane? It's only really a very minor road traffic offence in comparison to speeding - since it began, only 135 people have ever been convicted. Meh."

That doesn’t make it right. It doesn’t matter whether there’s traffic on the road or not .. if you’re not overtaking then you should get yourself in the correct lane.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This make me aggressive, I'll undertake the cunts. And pull in to the middle lane shortly after narrowly tearing off there bumber...

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By *100Man
over a year ago

Essex

Easy people what's the hurry were all human take your shit out in the gym and just drive carefully

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By *bonynivoryCouple
over a year ago

market harborough


"If they were driving to the maximum speed limit you were in the wrong. I drive in middle lane at speed limit on most motorways as it's more dangerous to keep changing lane every 30 seconds to overtake lorries and other such slower moving vehicles in the inside lane. Anyone driving slower than me in the middle lane, I just overtake when I can and carry on about my business. Not that hard really.

When people call changing lanes "dangerous' it really does make me wonder how they're doing it?

Do you use the hand break or something?"

I thought the same thing!!

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bottom line is the driver of the car you overtook got home tonight calm and happy, didn't risk a stress overload or put other drivers at risk by driving angry.

Who won?

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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"This make me aggressive, I'll undertake the cunts. And pull in to the middle lane shortly after narrowly tearing off there bumber..."

Well that’s not safe is it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Funny this when im in my car and steam up behind them they dont move... i also have a black american ford f250 crew cab pick up truck i use for work, its massive, body lifted aswell, when i fly up behind th in that they soon move i love it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I keep lose banana peels specifically for these situations, in a desperate bid to spin them out of control when they drive over them at high speeds..

Mario taught me alot!

It's yet to work ;(

Might have lase them with motor oil

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Funny this when im in my car and steam up behind them they dont move... i also have a black american ford f250 crew cab pick up truck i use for work, its massive, body lifted aswell, when i fly up behind th in that they soon move i love it "

A bit of intimidation works wonders, when you have the right vehicle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If they were driving to the maximum speed limit you were in the wrong. I drive in middle lane at speed limit on most motorways as it's more dangerous to keep changing lane every 30 seconds to overtake lorries and other such slower moving vehicles in the inside lane. Anyone driving slower than me in the middle lane, I just overtake when I can and carry on about my business. Not that hard really.

When people call changing lanes "dangerous' it really does make me wonder how they're doing it?

Do you use the hand break or something?"

As a qualified ADI its not me Im worried about it other annoyed idiots going too fast, because they want to get somewhere 2 minutes faster. So if I cant safely drive at the speed limit in the driving lane (due to stopping distances) I'll drive in the lane that it is safe to do so. Also if I'm doing speed limit, you shouldn't be able to overtake me anyway. Driving in 1 lane is never the cause of an accident, speeding is and so it incorrect safe stopping distances. Maybe anger management or speed awareness classes could help.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Funny this when im in my car and steam up behind them they dont move... i also have a black american ford f250 crew cab pick up truck i use for work, its massive, body lifted aswell, when i fly up behind th in that they soon move i love it

A bit of intimidation works wonders, when you have the right vehicle "

1 session of anger management for this lady please!

Hot woman have been known to cause accidents to, from distracting driver's.

I'm in favour of the burka.

She will have one of those to

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over a year ago

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over a year ago


"Funny this when im in my car and steam up behind them they dont move... i also have a black american ford f250 crew cab pick up truck i use for work, its massive, body lifted aswell, when i fly up behind th in that they soon move i love it

A bit of intimidation works wonders, when you have the right vehicle

1 session of anger management for this lady please!

Hot woman have been known to cause accidents to, from distracting driver's.

I'm in favour of the burka.

She will have one of those to"

Why do I need anger management? I don't get angry about driving.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If there's three lanes how hard is it to go around? "

How hard is it for the lane hoggers to abide by the highway code. Its arseholes like them that make it bloody irritating for the normal folk

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean


"Gets my bloody back up just came back from a trip round old Trafford with guy I'm looking after and had bit of road rage with another driver hogging middle lane, I over took them pulled into middle lane indicated to go inside so they would follow but think they where oblivious lol.

Anyone else think these are irritating? "

I'm not a lover of middle lane hoggers but I find it hilarious that you attempted to get them to follow you like you are jesus in an unmarked car.

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By *eandshedorsetCouple
over a year ago

WAREHAM

I undertake them then pull out infront of them then indicate back to lane 1 to give them a hint. 9 times out of 10 they dont even realise another car is on the road.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Funny this when im in my car and steam up behind them they dont move... i also have a black american ford f250 crew cab pick up truck i use for work, its massive, body lifted aswell, when i fly up behind th in that they soon move i love it

A bit of intimidation works wonders, when you have the right vehicle

1 session of anger management for this lady please!

Hot woman have been known to cause accidents to, from distracting driver's.

I'm in favour of the burka.

She will have one of those to

Why do I need anger management? I don't get angry about driving. "

Ohh! Must not have the right vehicle for the job then! What are you driving? A ford Ka?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean


"I undertake them then pull out infront of them then indicate back to lane 1 to give them a hint. 9 times out of 10 they dont even realise another car is on the road. "

What is it with the hint givers ? There's enough white knights in here.

Drive your own cars and all will be safe.

Maybe some of you are frustrated sheep dogs.

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By *umpkinMan
over a year ago

near the sounds of the wimborne quarter jack!

An instance from about 12 years ago.

A cold but sunny February morning north bound on the M3 north of the M25 interchange. I was driving to London as my Mum had been rushed from Poole to a top London heart hospital, so bearing that in mind and that I was virtually the only vehicle on the road, I wasn`t hanging about. Never seen a motorway so quiet!Imagine my surprise to encounter a small hatchback in the middle lane. No other vehicles about, just me and this hatchback. Not knowing exactly what was going on, I indicated, headlights on main beam and hand on the horn as I moved from lane 1, right across to lane 3, past the hatchback and back into lane 1. Yet even after that, the hatchback was still happily trundling along at whatever speed it was doing!

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