FabSwingers.com forum: Hospital waiting room

By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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I'm currently sat in one wondering why others are here

Why is the poster above here?

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By *erfectlyPervertedCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

Your profile is hidden, so I guess that you have contracted invisibility.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He got hos cock stuck in her bum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dislocated finger?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 03/10/18 14:36:40]

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By *erotic_adventureMan
over a year ago

Scotland & London

You got your knickers in the ultimate twist

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

His balloon burst x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 03/10/18 14:36:36]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 03/10/18 14:36:28]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah I didn’t read the thread properly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yeah I didn’t read the thread properly.

Spead her legs too far and they seased up allowing anyone access

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Her eyes fell out due to not reading things properly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She sat on a toothbrush "accidentally " in the bath.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Her eyes fell out due to not reading things properly "

Needed everyones tongue removing from her sexy bottom

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Needed everyones tongue removing from her sexy bottom"

Someone pulled his finger off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Her eyes fell out due to not reading things properly "

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By *erotic_adventureMan
over a year ago

Scotland & London

"Her eyes fell out due to not reading things properly

Bruised breasts....leaning to hard on their delicate tissue

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Her eyes fell out due to not reading things properly

Bruised breasts....leaning to hard on their delicate tissue

Sore thighs where I took a big bite of them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Her eyes fell out due to not reading things properly

Bruised breasts....leaning to hard on their delicate tissue

Sore thighs where I took a big bite of them "

Mad Cow Disease!?

(wuv you really xx)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Her eyes fell out due to not reading things properly

Bruised breasts....leaning to hard on their delicate tissue

Sore thighs where I took a big bite of them

Mad Cow Disease!?

(wuv you really xx)"

Haha. You know me too well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Her eyes fell out due to not reading things properly

Bruised breasts....leaning to hard on their delicate tissue

Sore thighs where I took a big bite of them

Mad Cow Disease!?

(wuv you really xx)

Haha. You know me too well

xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Caught his cock in his flies

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By *anny 343Man
over a year ago

exeter

Bumped her head falling from heaven

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Bumped her head falling from heaven

Got sucked into a bog on the moors and is suffereing hypothermia!

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Bumped her head falling from heaven

Got sucked into a bog on the moors and is suffereing hypothermia!"

Or even suffering.....

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Or even suffering.....

Caught a dose of cantspellforshit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Or even suffering.....

Caught a dose of cantspellforshit "

Peachstones. Sorry Gallstones ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Or even suffering.....

Caught a dose of cantspellforshit

Peachstones. Sorry Gallstones ..

Cut his thumbs on those Handcuffs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Or even suffering.....

Caught a dose of cantspellforshit

Peachstones. Sorry Gallstones ..

Cut his thumbs on those Handcuffs

Ran into an angry Rangers fan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Or even suffering.....

Caught a dose of cantspellforshit

Peachstones. Sorry Gallstones ..

Cut his thumbs on those Handcuffs

Ran into an angry Rangers fan

Needs more happy pills

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Disturbed a hornets nest whilst wanking in the woods and was stung 27 times on the bellend.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Accidental asphyxiation by scarf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Riddled with kitty snot

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By *ifty grades of shadyCouple
over a year ago

Carisbrooke, Isle of Wight

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By *ifty grades of shadyCouple
over a year ago

Carisbrooke, Isle of Wight

"Riddled with kitty snot"
wand trouble, she slipped...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 03/10/18 16:39:33]"

Verbal diaria

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 03/10/18 16:39:33]"

They painted themselves all those grey shades but the paint has brought them out in hives.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 03/10/18 16:39:33]

They painted themselves all those grey shades but the paint has brought them out in hives. "

Pulled a muscle in her back with all that bending.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 03/10/18 16:39:33]

They painted themselves all those grey shades but the paint has brought them out in hives.

Pulled a muscle in her back with all that bending. "

Man flu.... due to lack of clothes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An orifice was too tight and busted!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"An orifice was too tight and busted!"

Got a transformer stuck up her bum bum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"An orifice was too tight and busted!

Got a transformer stuck up her bum bum"

I pulled too hard

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By *ifty grades of shadyCouple
over a year ago

Carisbrooke, Isle of Wight

"An orifice was too tight and busted!

Got a transformer stuck up her bum bum

I pulled too hard

Woke up covered in stripes

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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Phew.

Home now

luckily with none of the above conditions

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mistakenly swallowed a newt when drinking from the wrong jug of water.

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Mistakenly swallowed a newt when drinking from the wrong jug of water."

Squashed by Trunchbull

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mistakenly swallowed a newt when drinking from the wrong jug of water.

Squashed by Trunchbull"

Caught an animal sti cos poo bear kept licking her out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pulled his finger off and a wolf ate it

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By *olfAndKittenCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

"Pulled his finger off and a wolf ate it"

Lost sex toy... Such a deviant

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By *ifty grades of shadyCouple
over a year ago

Carisbrooke, Isle of Wight

"Pulled his finger off and a wolf ate it

Lost sex toy... Such a deviant "

Managed to insert a flugul stick during the new series of Gladiators

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By *crumdiddlyumptiousMan
over a year ago

Was kicked in the face playing a human version of buckaroo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"An orifice was too tight and busted!

Got a transformer stuck up her bum bum

I pulled too hard

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wish you would

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Mobile phone stuck up his arse. Punishment for misunderstanding ‘phone sex’*

*the oldies are the goodies**

**see what I did there?

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By *hechapMan
over a year ago

Derry

"I'm currently sat in one wondering why others are here

Why is the poster above here?

Since your profile is private i dont think you are for telling us why you are there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Terrible accident with a 18 inch double ended dildo

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"Terrible accident with a 18 inch double ended dildo

Incident with a gloryhole

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Terrible accident with a 18 inch double ended dildo

Incident with a gloryhole "
actually and seriously - I have a phobia of glory holes because I’m scared a bloke with an axe will chop my cock off.

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By *ifty grades of shadyCouple
over a year ago

Carisbrooke, Isle of Wight

"Terrible accident with a 18 inch double ended dildo

Incident with a gloryhole actually and seriously - I have a phobia of glory holes because I’m scared a bloke with an axe will chop my cock off. "

Brighton rock has been branded on his bell end and wrapped in celephane

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By *uicylucy76Woman
over a year ago

thornton cleveleys

"Terrible accident with a 18 inch double ended dildo

Incident with a gloryhole actually and seriously - I have a phobia of glory holes because I’m scared a bloke with an axe will chop my cock off.

Brighton rock has been branded on his bell end and wrapped in celephane"

Hit in the face trying to pull her welly off x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Terrible accident with a 18 inch double ended dildo

Incident with a gloryhole actually and seriously - I have a phobia of glory holes because I’m scared a bloke with an axe will chop my cock off.

Brighton rock has been branded on his bell end and wrapped in celephane

Hit in the face trying to pull her welly off x"

Fell over when her heel got stuck in her knicks and bumped her head

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fell asleep sunbathing = 2nd degree burns

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fell asleep sunbathing = 2nd degree burns "

Flashed someone her awesome tits and caused him to pass out .... sat in the waiting room til he comes round

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