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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

If you could choose a desease or ilness you would get later in life or now what would it be i would choose tourettes the sweary one not the animal noise one i think it would be ace and be a convinient excuse fore the fact i rarly think before speaking anyway

But what do u choose

Kick im in the balls send him to space

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you could choose a desease or ilness you would get later in life or now what would it be i would choose tourettes the sweary one not the animal noise one i think it would be ace and be a convinient excuse fore the fact i rarly think before speaking anyway

But what do u choose

Kick im in the balls send him to space "

for later in life? The non stop erection syndrome

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If you could choose a desease or ilness you would get later in life or now what would it be i would choose tourettes the sweary one not the animal noise one i think it would be ace and be a convinient excuse fore the fact i rarly think before speaking anyway

But what do u choose

Kick im in the balls send him to space

for later in life? The non stop erection syndrome"

Is that a illness or a gift

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That disease where all your hair falls out I hate my body hair but can’t bare to have it waxed or shaved

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Foreign accent syndrome

I've never been good at accents

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just can’t see how this is going to end well, everyone is going to get offended. Which is a shame because there’s the kernel of something good here - like what capacity would you least mind losing in old age..

I’d go for pretend dementia. I feel I’m heading that way anyway.

Or maybe deafness.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I just can’t see how this is going to end well, everyone is going to get offended. Which is a shame because there’s the kernel of something good here - like what capacity would you least mind losing in old age..

I’d go for pretend dementia. I feel I’m heading that way anyway.

Or maybe deafness."

Selective?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I just can’t see how this is going to end well, everyone is going to get offended. Which is a shame because there’s the kernel of something good here - like what capacity would you least mind losing in old age..

I’d go for pretend dementia. I feel I’m heading that way anyway.

Or maybe deafness.

Selective?"

Of course! I’ll always hear ‘There’s cake!’

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I just can’t see how this is going to end well, everyone is going to get offended. Which is a shame because there’s the kernel of something good here - like what capacity would you least mind losing in old age..

I’d go for pretend dementia. I feel I’m heading that way anyway.

Or maybe deafness.

Selective?

Of course! I’ll always hear ‘There’s a bukake!’"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want to go that way my granny did where she seemed to get more crazy but in a happy way and still remained fully functioning, I think it's called dontgiveafuckanymoreitis.

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over a year ago


"I want to go that way my granny did where she seemed to get more crazy but in a happy way and still remained fully functioning, I think it's called dontgiveafuckanymoreitis. "

This!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I want to go that way my granny did where she seemed to get more crazy but in a happy way and still remained fully functioning, I think it's called dontgiveafuckanymoreitis. "

Ooo thats a goody

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

No more

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By *mp411Man
over a year ago

chester


"I want to go that way my granny did where she seemed to get more crazy but in a happy way and still remained fully functioning, I think it's called dontgiveafuckanymoreitis. "

Love it I’ll have that too

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By *roticGoddessXXWoman
over a year ago

Richmond

Slight dementia for me. I love the thought of sitting around the Sunday dinner table with family at age whatever and telling stories of my sordid past, without having to remember that I said it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you could choose a desease or ilness you would get later in life or now what would it be i would choose tourettes the sweary one not the animal noise one i think it would be ace and be a convinient excuse fore the fact i rarly think before speaking anyway

But what do u choose

Kick im in the balls send him to space "

Stupid cunt you already have it.... or is that me? Hmm I fucking don’t wanker know

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