FabSwingers.com forum: Pussyfart

By *heblackmac OP Man
over a year ago

Ladywell, Lewisham.

Fucked this blonde girl last night,every time I pound her pussy,it keeps on farting lol even this morning that pussyfart sound still stuck in my head lol...

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Use a bicycle repair kit rather than buy a new one.

There's enough plastic in the sea as it is

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By *heblackmac OP Man
over a year ago

Ladywell, Lewisham.

"Use a bicycle repair kit rather than buy a new one.

There's enough plastic in the sea as it is"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fucked this blonde girl last night,every time I pound her pussy,it keeps on farting lol even this morning that pussyfart sound still stuck in my head lol..."

Your dick isn't a tight enough fit

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By *heblackmac OP Man
over a year ago

Ladywell, Lewisham.

"Fucked this blonde girl last night,every time I pound her pussy,it keeps on farting lol even this morning that pussyfart sound still stuck in my head lol...

Your dick isn't a tight enough fit

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my dick is tight ,it's her hole which is a big and loose

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't pound her pussy xx

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By *heblackmac OP Man
over a year ago

Ladywell, Lewisham.

"Don't pound her pussy xx"
yeah,that's for sure next time round.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't pound her pussy xxyeah,that's for sure next time round."

What happens if the other hole makes a similar noise

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By *heblackmac OP Man
over a year ago

Ladywell, Lewisham.

"Don't pound her pussy xxyeah,that's for sure next time round.

What happens if the other hole makes a similar noise

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probably go for the mouth than

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fucked this blonde girl last night,every time I pound her pussy,it keeps on farting lol even this morning that pussyfart sound still stuck in my head lol...

Your dick isn't a tight enough fit

my dick is tight ,it's her hole which is a big and loose

Rubbish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just be grateful you got some action I’d guess you make some noises as your ejaculating that she might find strange

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By *rkeb3Man
over a year ago

east Lancashire road

let's see her gaped pussy then

or u pounding her

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By *heblackmac OP Man
over a year ago

Ladywell, Lewisham.

"Fucked this blonde girl last night,every time I pound her pussy,it keeps on farting lol even this morning that pussyfart sound still stuck in my head lol...

Your dick isn't a tight enough fit

my dick is tight ,it's her hole which is a big and loose

Rubbish

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it's no rubbish,it's true.

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By *heblackmac OP Man
over a year ago

Ladywell, Lewisham.

"let's see her gaped pussy then

or u pounding her "
not capped pussy fella.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

cheers for sharing

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By *heblackmac OP Man
over a year ago

Ladywell, Lewisham.

"Ok

cheers for sharing"
cheers pal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fucked this blonde girl last night,every time I pound her pussy,it keeps on farting lol even this morning that pussyfart sound still stuck in my head lol...

Your dick isn't a tight enough fit

I think you are probably right it only happens with skinny pepperoni dicks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fucked this blonde girl last night,every time I pound her pussy,it keeps on farting lol even this morning that pussyfart sound still stuck in my head lol...

Your dick isn't a tight enough fit

I think you are probably right it only happens with skinny pepperoni dicks. "

Nearly wet myself laughing

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

"Fucked this blonde girl last night,every time I pound her pussy,it keeps on farting lol even this morning that pussyfart sound still stuck in my head lol...

Your dick isn't a tight enough fit

I think you are probably right it only happens with skinny pepperoni dicks. "

It's a (little) bit of an animal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think the correct expression is Fanny Fart

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By *electableDalliancesCouple
over a year ago

leeds

Queef

Great to see you are a gentleman and discreet OP

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By *heblackmac OP Man
over a year ago

Ladywell, Lewisham.

"Fucked this blonde girl last night,every time I pound her pussy,it keeps on farting lol even this morning that pussyfart sound still stuck in my head lol...

Your dick isn't a tight enough fit

I think you are probably right it only happens with skinny pepperoni dicks. "
not skinny pepperoni duck luv

Ive got a black Mumba,would be great to stick up you're ass and see what's a black dick like...

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By *heblackmac OP Man
over a year ago

Ladywell, Lewisham.

"Queef

Great to see you are a gentleman and discreet OP

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thank you x

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By *heblackmac OP Man
over a year ago

Ladywell, Lewisham.

"I think the correct expression is Fanny Fart

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thanks

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination

Yup... Sorry dude but your dick was too small for her. You probably had to pound her just so she knew you were in there. I'd suggest maybe not fisting her first next time... Although next time is probably unlikely, especially if she's on here and sees your thread and status update

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How about fuck her properly instead of "pounding" her and filling her pussy with air!It happens with tight pussies too you know?!?

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By *heblackmac OP Man
over a year ago

Ladywell, Lewisham.

"Yup... Sorry dude but your dick was too small for her. You probably had to pound her just so she knew you were in there. I'd suggest maybe not fisting her first next time... Although next time is probably unlikely, especially if she's on here and sees your thread and status update

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I've got a big black cock ...and you saying I'm small.shes got a big hole that's why.unless if you want to prove my size in reality,how about we meet ?

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By *heblackmac OP Man
over a year ago

Ladywell, Lewisham.

"How about fuck her properly instead of "pounding" her and filling her pussy with air!It happens with tight pussies too you know?!?

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yeah would be great if you and me demonstrate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happens to lots of ladies no matter how their vagina is made

A man with maturity wouldn't see it as a big deal

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By *heblackmac OP Man
over a year ago

Ladywell, Lewisham.

"Happens to lots of ladies no matter how their vagina is made

A man with maturity wouldn't see it as a big deal

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thank for the comments

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did you run back to school and titter with your friends about it?

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By *ebjonnsonMan
over a year ago

Maldon

"Happens to lots of ladies no matter how their vagina is made

A man with maturity wouldn't see it as a big deal

Correct. We’ve all been there and it’s the sort of thing you just laugh off or ignore.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Position dependant. Doggy and missionary with legs wide out are bad for it, plus ‘pounding’.

I hope she dismisses your cocksmanship in similar terms and equally publicly.

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By *heblackmac OP Man
over a year ago

Ladywell, Lewisham.

"Happens to lots of ladies no matter how their vagina is made

A man with maturity wouldn't see it as a big deal

Correct. We’ve all been there and it’s the sort of thing you just laugh off or ignore."
thanks

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By *heblackmac OP Man
over a year ago

Ladywell, Lewisham.

"Position dependant. Doggy and missionary with legs wide out are bad for it, plus ‘pounding’.

I hope she dismisses your cocksmanship in similar terms and equally publicly."
she's not on fab nor a swinger ...she's a sex maniac

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How about fuck her properly instead of "pounding" her and filling her pussy with air!It happens with tight pussies too you know?!?

yeah would be great if you and me demonstrate

No ta, I prefer good sex instead of pounding, from a decent bloke, I would be wondering if you were on the forums making derogatory remarks about me, afterwards. Bad form OP, bad form!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Also... Does she know you are posting pics of your encounter online?!?

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By *layful cockMan
over a year ago

Clacton-on-sea

Pounding her! Wow.. I'd pound a chicken to make some good food not good sex.. women like to be touched and handled with care, (Well there are a few that like it rough) but take it slow and smoothly, you want to make her wet not bleed.. you wouldnt buy a 100k car and rag it around.

Try running your fingertips up her inner thigh grasping at her warm moist flesh, kissing her neck softly running your tougne down her body and taking it slow..

(one for the ladies)

But pounding her, WOW,..

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By *he Devils Daughter!Woman
over a year ago

some where in yorkshire

Grow up OP!

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By *layful cockMan
over a year ago

Clacton-on-sea

"Grow up OP!"

I couldn't of said it any better.

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By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

O o O oo

He didn't say it was a bad thing...fanny farts happen.

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By *uteness69Woman
over a year ago

Walthamstow

"Fucked this blonde girl last night,every time I pound her pussy,it keeps on farting lol even this morning that pussyfart sound still stuck in my head lol...

Your dick isn't a tight enough fit

my dick is tight ,it's her hole which is a big and loose

Aaaaand I'm done.

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By *layful cockMan
over a year ago

Clacton-on-sea

"He didn't say it was a bad thing...fanny farts happen."

He has disrespected the woman and basiclly said she has a baggy fanny! Not nice at all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How did you manage to not laugh?

It's happened with me a few times and I struggle to not laugh.

I find it's in a certain position and angle of his cock that makes it happen.

On occasion I have had to stop him to let the air out, because there's so much inside me it hurts.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He didn't say it was a bad thing...fanny farts happen.

He has disrespected the woman and basiclly said she has a baggy fanny! Not nice at all. "

Well, he was called out on his little dick.

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By *layful cockMan
over a year ago

Clacton-on-sea

"He didn't say it was a bad thing...fanny farts happen.

He has disrespected the woman and basiclly said she has a baggy fanny! Not nice at all.

Well, he was called out on his little dick. "

Well yes but take it on the chin.. I've had a woman fanny fart on me a few times and every time we just sit there (like yourself) and just laugh about it.. you can't help laughing.. x

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

"He didn't say it was a bad thing...fanny farts happen.

He has disrespected the woman and basiclly said she has a baggy fanny! Not nice at all. "

Only after someone said he had a pencil dick....

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

I think they are funny anyway , even the name fanny fart makes me smile....it doesn't mean either party has a pencil dick or a flappy fanny....it just means air is getting in and you are enjoying yourself

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By *layful cockMan
over a year ago

Clacton-on-sea

"He didn't say it was a bad thing...fanny farts happen.

He has disrespected the woman and basiclly said she has a baggy fanny! Not nice at all.

Only after someone said he had a pencil dick...."

Yes but the fab world is a hard world.. take it as it comes. If some called me a pencil dick I wouldn't then put someone else down.

I'd ask them do they want to see for themselves lol..

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

Ok stop being personal please

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

"He didn't say it was a bad thing...fanny farts happen.

He has disrespected the woman and basiclly said she has a baggy fanny! Not nice at all.

Only after someone said he had a pencil dick....

Yes but the fab world is a hard world.. take it as it comes. If some called me a pencil dick I wouldn't then put someone else down.

I'd ask them do they want to see for themselves lol..

He obviously isn't you

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By *layful cockMan
over a year ago

Clacton-on-sea

"Ok stop being personal please"

Now I'm confused! Was that to me lol. X

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By *layful cockMan
over a year ago

Clacton-on-sea

"He didn't say it was a bad thing...fanny farts happen.

He has disrespected the woman and basiclly said she has a baggy fanny! Not nice at all.

Only after someone said he had a pencil dick....

Yes but the fab world is a hard world.. take it as it comes. If some called me a pencil dick I wouldn't then put someone else down.

I'd ask them do they want to see for themselves lol..

He obviously isn't you

Well no.. I take and look at everyone individually and take everything with a pinch of salt. They way i see it is if everyone is having fun then we are all winners. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If your pumping in air it’s got to go somewhere.

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By *layful cockMan
over a year ago

Clacton-on-sea

To be honest, if rather a fanny fart to a shitty fart any day.. x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He didn't say it was a bad thing...fanny farts happen.

He has disrespected the woman and basiclly said she has a baggy fanny! Not nice at all.

Well, he was called out on his little dick.

Well yes but take it on the chin.. I've had a woman fanny fart on me a few times and every time we just sit there (like yourself) and just laugh about it.. you can't help laughing.. x"

Should women on here take abuse in the chin too?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think they are funny anyway , even the name fanny fart makes me smile....it doesn't mean either party has a pencil dick or a flappy fanny....it just means air is getting in and you are enjoying yourself"

And they don't smell either, which is a bonus.

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