FabSwingers.com forum: Tidiest vagina on Fab !

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Cast your votes, there’s some lovely ones on here !

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Whoa, one at a time, back the truck up !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So much foof to choose from, Tame.

Can you give us a shortlist? Appreciated, thanks.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"So much foof to choose from, Tame.

Can you give us a shortlist? Appreciated, thanks. "

I’ll see if I can narrow it down, I saw a lovely bush this morning, good to see they are making a comeback Dan.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ladies don’t be shy, nominate your jack and Danny.

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

I had to read that. Wasn’t sure if I read tiniest or tidiest

What constitutes a tidy foof?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I had to read that. Wasn’t sure if I read tiniest or tidiest

What constitutes a tidy foof? "

Everything in its right place.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My lips are neat all tucked in.

But my minge had a more natural finish.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My lips are neat all tucked in.

But my minge had a more natural finish. "

Has even.

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

You would have to do market research and look at lots of foofs but from what I hear if you guys look at too many foofs you get ‘fanny fatigue’

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By *aenMan
over a year ago

Here and There

"My lips are neat all tucked in.

But my minge had a more natural finish. "

With a hidden profile, we’ll just have to take your word for it

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Loads of pretty ones to dream over

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"You would have to do market research and look at lots of foofs but from what I hear if you guys look at too many foofs you get ‘fanny fatigue’

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no such thing as fanny fatigue...or boobie boredom

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By *rsSBWoman
over a year ago

toy town

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By *rsSBWoman
over a year ago

toy town

TI, you make it sound like a vagina is a front room, tidiest vagina

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My lips are neat all tucked in.

But my minge had a more natural finish.

With a hidden profile, we’ll just have to take your word for it

Changed my avatar.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"TI, you make it sound like a vagina is a front room, tidiest vagina

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it’s a sort of front room....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well ... I'll cast mine in ...

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By *rsSBWoman
over a year ago

toy town

"TI, you make it sound like a vagina is a front room, tidiest vagina

it’s a sort of front room...."

What's a cock? Conservatory?

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By *firsttimeCouple
over a year ago

halifax

Defo my mistresses x

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By *olfAndKittenCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

"TI, you make it sound like a vagina is a front room, tidiest vagina

it’s a sort of front room....

What's a cock? Conservatory?

Only if its a back door

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A certain van driver comes to mind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your mum.

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By *rsSBWoman
over a year ago

toy town

"TI, you make it sound like a vagina is a front room, tidiest vagina

it’s a sort of front room....

What's a cock? Conservatory?

Only if its a back door

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine is quite tidy

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By *isty286Couple
over a year ago

Dorset

Tidy trim job here, take a look at the gyno exam pic on our public album, the one with the latex glove involved.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tidy trim job here, take a look at the gyno exam pic on our public album, the one with the latex glove involved.

Think I missed it ?

I couldn’t see it

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By *isty286Couple
over a year ago

Dorset

"Mine is quite tidy

Just have to take your word for it then ...lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A certain van driver comes to mind

Long distance Clara ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mine is quite tidy

Just have to take your word for it then ...lol

Yup

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By *oserMan
over a year ago

where the wild roses grow

"Tidy trim job here, take a look at the gyno exam pic on our public album, the one with the latex glove involved.

Smashing pics

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Mine is quite tidy

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let’s see?

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By *rsTrellisWoman
over a year ago

Cambridge

So, not like an explosion in a vulva factory?

Damn.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im more concerned with how orgasmic the owner is than the look of it and 2nd to that is flavour

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'Mrs GG'

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

No I definitely don't.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It might be mine, but there's no way I'm showing it outside the bedroom (or wherever else I choose to get intimate)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mine is quite tidy

let’s see?

How quickly can you get here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That would be mine but you’ll just have to take my word for it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don’t be nasty, show us yer pasty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don’t be nasty, show us yer pasty"

Don't be a twit, show us your slit!

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By *x3anteexxCouple
over a year ago

NW Cheshire

Look at ma clam ya bam!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a nice neat pussy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's not scary, just get out your Mary!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's not scary, just get out your Mary!

Don’t whinge show us ya minge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't be all wussy, show off your pussy!

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By *isty286Couple
over a year ago

Dorset

Don't be a twat, get out yer rat.

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London

Vaginas are invisible.

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By *isty286Couple
over a year ago

Dorset

"Tidy trim job here, take a look at the gyno exam pic on our public album, the one with the latex glove involved.

Smashing pics

Thanks, just moved another one of the gyno ones into public album, due to pm requests.

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By *uteness69Woman
over a year ago

Walthamstow

"Cast your votes, there’s some lovely ones on here ! "

I'm probably going to get shot down for this but why?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Cast your votes, there’s some lovely ones on here !

I'm probably going to get shot down for this but why?"

Cause there are daily cock threads, so I thought I’d balance it out a bit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So, not like an explosion in a vulva factory?

Damn. "

I want to see this as a multimedia installation..

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By *uteness69Woman
over a year ago

Walthamstow

"Cast your votes, there’s some lovely ones on here !

I'm probably going to get shot down for this but why?

Cause there are daily cock threads, so I thought I’d balance it out a bit."

Tidiest vagina thread.

Yes, that'll do it.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I just give them all lip service

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cast your votes, there’s some lovely ones on here !

I'm probably going to get shot down for this but why?

Cause there are daily cock threads, so I thought I’d balance it out a bit."

I don’t think it will have as much success as the cock threads somehow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tidy trim job here, take a look at the gyno exam pic on our public album, the one with the latex glove involved.

Smashing pics

Thanks, just moved another one of the gyno ones into public album, due to pm requests.

Pussy pics are not my thing, but that is weirdly hot!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nah, not doing this one x

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By *layful cockMan
over a year ago

Clacton-on-sea

Tiniest pussy,!. Humm, well there is alot to look at?

Firstly depends who is judging and what they like!

For me it I like it to be shaven maybe with a little landing strip,

Clean and not smelly and aslong as the flaps arnt spread out trying to impersonate the functional character Preditor then I'm happy. X

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By *ontbesillywrapyourwillyMan
over a year ago

Tipperary

Some vaginas look delicious, some don't. I'm sure women say likewise with dicks.

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

I thought this had already been awarded; didn’t Meli’s quim win this accolade?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I join the judging panel please? Is this a bit like Miss World where the contestants offer sexual favours to the judges to gain their favour!? (Allegedly, m’Lud)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get ya ferrets out for a fondling

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Cast your votes, there’s some lovely ones on here !

I'm probably going to get shot down for this but why?

Cause there are daily cock threads, so I thought I’d balance it out a bit.

Tidiest vagina thread.

Yes, that'll do it."

Thanks. I thought so too.

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"Get ya ferrets out for a fondling"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do I have to look at every single one of them?

Some women don't spread the curtains though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cast your votes, there’s some lovely ones on here !

I'm probably going to get shot down for this but why?"

He wants to see vaginas.

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"Can I join the judging panel please? Is this a bit like Miss World where the contestants offer sexual favours to the judges to gain their favour!? (Allegedly, m’Lud) "

Bit late to the party there Dan, you need to sort yourself out

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"Do I have to look at every single one of them?

Some women don't spread the curtains though."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Some vaginas look delicious, some don't. I'm sure women say likewise with dicks."

And vaginas too. Some of us, anyway

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By *inkerbell67Woman
over a year ago

Clacton on sea essex

Mine is neat and tidy ,no old kebab here lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You would have to do market research and look at lots of foofs but from what I hear if you guys look at too many foofs you get ‘fanny fatigue’

A fab lady with a sence of humour!!! And I could look and kiss them alday everyday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"TI, you make it sound like a vagina is a front room, tidiest vagina

Not front room but front bum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well ... I'll cast mine in ...

Let's have a peek then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mine is quite tidy

Let's have a peek then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not sure what you mean by "tidy" but I always get told mine is

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By *iSTARessWoman
over a year ago

London

Like penises, I prefer a decent person attached to a clean genital area rather than worry about aesthetics.

Porn eh?

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By *layful cockMan
over a year ago

Clacton-on-sea

"Not sure what you mean by "tidy" but I always get told mine is

As we can see, i have to agree

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To be honest i never played with one that all hangs out

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"To be honest i never played with one that all hangs out"

I have, you can get a good tune on some of them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't know what tidy means but I think mine looks pretty.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mine is neat and tidy ,no old kebab here lol "

You have to prove it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"To be honest i never played with one that all hangs out"

If a woman's vagina is hanging out she should go to see gynaecologist.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"I thought this had already been awarded; didn’t Meli’s quim win this accolade?

Nah, not tidiest. Just best.

(Besides mine is effectively retired)

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"I thought this had already been awarded; didn’t Meli’s quim win this accolade?

Nah, not tidiest. Just best.

(Besides mine is effectively retired) "

Best beats tidiest, we have a winner thread over

(Retired or not you and your quim are still here)

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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So all tucked up inside, unkempt and not mangled from all of the cock

Or baggy from pushing out children

Just all tucked in like a nice pink envelope waiting to be opened.

Does this actually happen?

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"I thought this had already been awarded; didn’t Meli’s quim win this accolade?

Nah, not tidiest. Just best.

(Besides mine is effectively retired) "

Mine too. Service award badges though?

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"I thought this had already been awarded; didn’t Meli’s quim win this accolade?

Nah, not tidiest. Just best.

(Besides mine is effectively retired)

Mine too. Service award badges though?"

Definitely. We've serviced enough cocks with them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So all tucked up inside, unkempt and not mangled from all of the cock

Or baggy from pushing out children

Just all tucked in like a nice pink envelope waiting to be opened.

Does this actually happen?

Mine is shredded from baby heads and not stretchy skin.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Anyway. Not mine.

My children wrecked me so badly I don't know where my fanny ends and asshole begins.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"So all tucked up inside, unkempt and not mangled from all of the cock

Or baggy from pushing out children

Just all tucked in like a nice pink envelope waiting to be opened.

Does this actually happen?

Mine is shredded from baby heads and not stretchy skin. "

Shredded is a beautiful word.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyway. Not mine.

My children wrecked me so badly I don't know where my fanny ends and asshole begins.

Sometimes, you're just so damn sexy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't know about tidiest but i do know some very messy cunts

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Anyway. Not mine.

My children wrecked me so badly I don't know where my fanny ends and asshole begins.

Sometimes, you're just so damn sexy

It just comes naturally, like my anal seepage

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Don't know about tidiest but i do know some very messy cunts "

Are you starting with the man in the mirror?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like a nice pussy nice and trim but hate one that looks like a rip out fire place

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

mines ok

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"I like a nice pussy nice and trim but hate one that looks like a rip out fire place "

Not even if it's got tinsel on?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well ... I'll cast mine in ...

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needs further inspection and a q.c check

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't know about tidiest but i do know some very messy cunts

Are you starting with the man in the mirror?

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oh I'm not messy but I am a cunt lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The descriptions here are mad haha I've never been told that mine is ugly so I'm choosing to believe that it's nice. But now I'm worrying a bit!

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"The descriptions here are mad haha I've never been told that mine is ugly so I'm choosing to believe that it's nice. But now I'm worrying a bit! "

Does it look like a lasagne ready meal that got dropped?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The descriptions here are mad haha I've never been told that mine is ugly so I'm choosing to believe that it's nice. But now I'm worrying a bit!

Does it look like a lasagne ready meal that got dropped?"

Ha! No. Not to my eye anyway.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"The descriptions here are mad haha I've never been told that mine is ugly so I'm choosing to believe that it's nice. But now I'm worrying a bit!

Does it look like a lasagne ready meal that got dropped?"

Mine looks like a lasagne ready meal that got dropped eaten by a dog and then vomited back out.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"The descriptions here are mad haha I've never been told that mine is ugly so I'm choosing to believe that it's nice. But now I'm worrying a bit!

Does it look like a lasagne ready meal that got dropped?

Mine looks like a lasagne ready meal that got dropped eaten by a dog and then vomited back out."

Phwoar. I'll bring some garlic bread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has any man actually removed a woman's knickers and said "oh sorry I don't like the look of your pussy, pull your knickers back up and I'm outta here"?

I bet it's never happened.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Has any man actually removed a woman's knickers and said "oh sorry I don't like the look of your pussy, pull your knickers back up and I'm outta here"?

I bet it's never happened."

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By *layful cockMan
over a year ago

Clacton-on-sea

"Has any man actually removed a woman's knickers and said "oh sorry I don't like the look of your pussy, pull your knickers back up and I'm outta here"?

I bet it's never happened."

Actually it has happened.. I pulled down a woman's pants and it was just busy "PURE BUSH" and it had little bits of tissue caught up in it. I said sorry I can't.. and then we went of.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Has any man actually removed a woman's knickers and said "oh sorry I don't like the look of your pussy, pull your knickers back up and I'm outta here"?

I bet it's never happened.

Actually it has happened.. I pulled down a woman's pants and it was just busy "PURE BUSH" and it had little bits of tissue caught up in it. I said sorry I can't.. and then we went of."

‘Pure Bush’ should be the title of Kate’s Greatest Hits album.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Has any man actually removed a woman's knickers and said "oh sorry I don't like the look of your pussy, pull your knickers back up and I'm outta here"?

I bet it's never happened."
oh it has once! It was a angry beaver ruby

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Has any man actually removed a woman's knickers and said "oh sorry I don't like the look of your pussy, pull your knickers back up and I'm outta here"?

I bet it's never happened.

Actually it has happened.. I pulled down a woman's pants and it was just busy "PURE BUSH" and it had little bits of tissue caught up in it. I said sorry I can't.. and then we went of."

Went of where?

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By *layful cockMan
over a year ago

Clacton-on-sea

"Has any man actually removed a woman's knickers and said "oh sorry I don't like the look of your pussy, pull your knickers back up and I'm outta here"?

I bet it's never happened.

Actually it has happened.. I pulled down a woman's pants and it was just busy "PURE BUSH" and it had little bits of tissue caught up in it. I said sorry I can't.. and then we went of.

Went of where?"

Well we stayed friends but when off back to the bar if i remember rightly. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The descriptions here are mad haha I've never been told that mine is ugly so I'm choosing to believe that it's nice. But now I'm worrying a bit! "

I wouldn't worry; not all men are fussy eaters

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Has any man actually removed a woman's knickers and said "oh sorry I don't like the look of your pussy, pull your knickers back up and I'm outta here"?

I bet it's never happened.

Actually it has happened.. I pulled down a woman's pants and it was just busy "PURE BUSH" and it had little bits of tissue caught up in it. I said sorry I can't.. and then we went of.

Went of where?

Well we stayed friends but when off back to the bar if i remember rightly. X"

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By *isty286Couple
over a year ago

Dorset

"Tidy trim job here, take a look at the gyno exam pic on our public album, the one with the latex glove involved.

Smashing pics

Thanks, just moved another one of the gyno ones into public album, due to pm requests.

Pussy pics are not my thing, but that is weirdly hot!

It's probably the fact that it's a strangers gloved hand doing the examination.

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