FabSwingers.com forum: Fruit sex

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

If you had to have sex with a fruit what would it be?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Homosexuality

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm partial to peaches.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Waiting for the marrow and butternut squash pics

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By *xMFM3sumsxxWoman
over a year ago

SouthWest Lancashire

Bananas are too skinny, i don't recommend them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fruitsexuality

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A giant passion fruit of course

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By *ifty grades of shadyCouple
over a year ago

Carisbrooke, Isle of Wight

Wouldn't get out of bed for less than a packet of Opal Fruits

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull

"Bananas are too skinny, i don't recommend them."

How about two bananas?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A tin of fruit salad or pear halves

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Gotta be a peachy peach

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

'Autumn Bliss' raspberries

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By *ubSirVient-DefinitionCouple
over a year ago

dukinfield

Pretty Sure most of the girls would have tried cucumber at some point! Straight from the fridge isn’t a great idea tho lol!

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By *rontier PsychiatristMan
over a year ago

Coventry

I'd probably stay away from pineapples and Carambola.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In new pics.

A guy has a cucumber up his arse.

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury

"If you had to have sex with a fruit what would it be?

You mean homosexual right? It's not the 1970's

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By *ananas57Couple
over a year ago

lake ariel

"Bananas are too skinny, i don't recommend them."
I'm far from skinny

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"If you had to have sex with a fruit what would it be?

Unsatisfying!

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By *ananas57Couple
over a year ago

lake ariel

I know an ear of corn isn't fruit, just saying

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mango because it's fsweet and messy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In new pics.

A guy has a cucumber up his arse.

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By *olfAndKittenCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

I like peaches... Especially princessy ones

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does sex in a paddling pool full of skittles count?

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

"Bananas are too skinny, i don't recommend them."

And they give you thrush.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you had to have sex with a fruit what would it be?

Unsatisfying!

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By *xMFM3sumsxxWoman
over a year ago

SouthWest Lancashire

"Bananas are too skinny, i don't recommend them.

And they give you thrush.

I haven't got thrush off them but do only use them in emergencies.

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

"Bananas are too skinny, i don't recommend them.

And they give you thrush.

I haven't got thrush off them but do only use them in emergencies.

Wonder if you only get thrush if they mush, we need firmer bananas.

Do you think there is time to get a bill through before brexit?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bananas are too skinny, i don't recommend them.

And they give you thrush.

I haven't got thrush off them but do only use them in emergencies.

Wonder if you only get thrush if they mush, we need firmer bananas.

Do you think there is time to get a bill through before brexit?"

They're a lot stiffer whilst still green

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By *xMFM3sumsxxWoman
over a year ago

SouthWest Lancashire

I've never had one mush on me, my fanny us big though.

Cucumbers on the other hand can mush easily.

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

"I've never had one mush on me, my fanny us big though.

Cucumbers on the other hand can mush easily."

That’s no good for a salad later...

At least mushed bananas you can mix with custard l.

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By *xhibcupCouple
over a year ago

portsmouth

Chewits

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

"Bananas are too skinny, i don't recommend them.

And they give you thrush.

I haven't got thrush off them but do only use them in emergencies.

Wonder if you only get thrush if they mush, we need firmer bananas.

Do you think there is time to get a bill through before brexit?

They're a lot stiffer whilst still green

Sounds like a job for plantains.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

fruit sex.

why does blending a mix of fruits puring it into a pussy and licking it out sound appealing.

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By *xMFM3sumsxxWoman
over a year ago

SouthWest Lancashire

"I've never had one mush on me, my fanny us big though.

Cucumbers on the other hand can mush easily.

That’s no good for a salad later...

At least mushed bananas you can mix with custard l."

I do eat the bananas after lol.

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