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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Well I got home from work the mrs was sat drinking her vodka in a philosophical mood and tonight’s discussion was I wonder how the royals fuck they have kids so they must have sex but do they just go through the motions or are they secretly animals in bed I have to say thinking about the queen having sex isn’t exactly a turn on lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The royals don't care as long as they are scrounging off the taxpayers and the tories are letting them while they cut benefits to the sick and disabled.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And the taxpayers don't mind because they are brainwashed sheep by The Sun newspaper into thinking all unemployed and sick/disabled are scum and the labour party are evil antisemitics.

Personally I am more concerned about the poor young people who commit suicide because of benefit cuts and families who can't feed themselves or there children. But Theresa May had a spare £1 billion to give to DUP just to stay in power.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Remember that when you are watching shit like X Factor and Britain's Got No Talent with ugly, greasy Tory supporter Simon Cowell.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I bet Wills and Kate are proper filthy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Remember that when you are watching shit like X Factor and Britain's Got No Talent with ugly, greasy Tory supporter Simon Cowell."

So, are you slightly more socialist than right wing?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I bet Wills and Kate are proper filthy "

We thought that about Harry and Megan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I bet Wills and Kate are proper filthy

We thought that about Harry and Megan "

Nahhhhhhhhhh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The royals dont cum..... One arrives o-

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I bet Wills and Kate are proper filthy

We thought that about Harry and Megan

Nahhhhhhhhhh"

Do you reckon Megan’s a bit of a prude then?

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By *.H.SMan
over a year ago

London

pmsl i would agree

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Queen likes Greek.

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By *oncupiscentTonyMan
over a year ago

Kent

Willy has the butler to fluff for him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Willy has the butler to fluff for him"

I think you mean Edward.

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Diamond encrusted dildos and what not.

Gold plated strapons.

It's about time Anne Summers was awarded the royal crest. That would get people talking.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I bet Wills and Kate are proper filthy

We thought that about Harry and Megan

Nahhhhhhhhhh

Do you reckon Megan’s a bit of a prude then? "

Nah, I just reckon her and Harry are pretty vanilla. Kate and Wills seem so innocent...so I reckon they’re filthy

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

2 of them will be in Sussex today. I’ll ask them if they’re swingers.

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By *riefcase_WankerMan
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

It must have been weird for William and Harry on their stag do, down the lappies, tucking bits of paper with pictures of their Nan on into girl's panties...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It must have been weird for William and Harry on their stag do, down the lappies, tucking bits of paper with pictures of their Nan on into girl's panties..."

Mock the week can’t remember who said it but I remember it...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Remember that when you are watching shit like X Factor and Britain's Got No Talent with ugly, greasy Tory supporter Simon Cowell.

So, are you slightly more socialist than right wing? "

Haha. Biting my tongue here. Love the Royals

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Remember that when you are watching shit like X Factor and Britain's Got No Talent with ugly, greasy Tory supporter Simon Cowell."

Would you like to borrow my Skrewdriver CDs? Maybe a bit of No Remorse?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Remember that when you are watching shit like X Factor and Britain's Got No Talent with ugly, greasy Tory supporter Simon Cowell.

So, are you slightly more socialist than right wing?

Haha. Biting my tongue here. Love the Royals "

I’m sure he did his last social dressed in black on top of a truck at a fracking site.

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By *ebjonnsonMan
over a year ago

Maldon

It’s etiquette like everything else they do. The men have to ask in right royal fashion.

Charles for example:-

“One was wondering if one could give one one?”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It’s etiquette like everything else they do. The men have to ask in right royal fashion.

Charles for example:-

“One was wondering if one could give one one?”"

Would one like to look at ones carbuncle?

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By *etLikeMan
over a year ago

most fundamental aspects

The Charles and Camilla tapes?

Fergie and toe jobs?

I’ll resist making any tunnel jokes too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Remember that when you are watching shit like X Factor and Britain's Got No Talent with ugly, greasy Tory supporter Simon Cowell."

Not too bitter then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The Charles and Camilla tapes?

Fergie and toe jobs?

I’ll resist making any tunnel jokes too"

Would you like to go to Paris with Dobie and Di?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Remember that when you are watching shit like X Factor and Britain's Got No Talent with ugly, greasy Tory supporter Simon Cowell.

Not too bitter then "

Do you think he didn’t get on either?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You just know that Zara Tindall is just filthy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The royals don't care as long as they are scrounging off the taxpayers and the tories are letting them while they cut benefits to the sick and disabled."

It's trigger phrased ignorance like this peddled by Momentum keytappers that is the disturbing part of Corbyn's rise in popularity with young people. They actually believe your nonsense!

We haven't paid the Royal Family since the 1600s, when we did fund The Queen's costs as Head of State it cost us £0.65p a year each. Since 2011 she funds her own costs out of the revenue from her Crown Estates. The rest goes to the UK Treasury: £300 Mn last year and has done since 1952.

Still Corbynistas don't do facts do they?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The royals don't care as long as they are scrounging off the taxpayers and the tories are letting them while they cut benefits to the sick and disabled.

It's trigger phrased ignorance like this peddled by Momentum keytappers that is the disturbing part of Corbyn's rise in popularity with young people. They actually believe your nonsense!

We haven't paid the Royal Family since the 1600s, when we did fund The Queen's costs as Head of State it cost us £0.65p a year each. Since 2011 she funds her own costs out of the revenue from her Crown Estates. The rest goes to the UK Treasury: £300 Mn last year and has done since 1952.

Still Corbynistas don't do facts do they? "

Corbyn doesn’t attract the tourism or pay as much tax then?

Just makes excuses for London rioters.

Bows his head in a mark of respect to dead terrorists.

Etc etc etc.

Let’s face it, he’s a Tory plant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well I got home from work the mrs was sat drinking her vodka in a philosophical mood and tonight’s discussion was I wonder how the royals fuck they have kids so they must have sex but do they just go through the motions or are they secretly animals in bed I have to say thinking about the queen having sex isn’t exactly a turn on lol "

Probably the same way as you do I don't think there is a special royal fuck or a royal position exclusive to them.

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By *hatYorkLadMan
over a year ago

York


"The royals don't care as long as they are scrounging off the taxpayers and the tories are letting them while they cut benefits to the sick and disabled.

It's trigger phrased ignorance like this peddled by Momentum keytappers that is the disturbing part of Corbyn's rise in popularity with young people. They actually believe your nonsense!

We haven't paid the Royal Family since the 1600s, when we did fund The Queen's costs as Head of State it cost us £0.65p a year each. Since 2011 she funds her own costs out of the revenue from her Crown Estates. The rest goes to the UK Treasury: £300 Mn last year and has done since 1952.

Still Corbynistas don't do facts do they? "

Glad someone said it. The Tories are far from perfect but the idea of Corbyns mob getting their hands on the levers of power doesn't even bear thinking about. I'll be handing my uniform in sharpish if those lot get in.

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"2 of them will be in Sussex today. I’ll ask them if they’re swingers. "
I saw meghan and Harry in Chichester just now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I actually like the new royals as in Harry and wills

Privileged and rich maybe but it’s what you do with that privilege that counts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The royals don't care as long as they are scrounging off the taxpayers and the tories are letting them while they cut benefits to the sick and disabled.

It's trigger phrased ignorance like this peddled by Momentum keytappers that is the disturbing part of Corbyn's rise in popularity with young people. They actually believe your nonsense!

We haven't paid the Royal Family since the 1600s, when we did fund The Queen's costs as Head of State it cost us £0.65p a year each. Since 2011 she funds her own costs out of the revenue from her Crown Estates. The rest goes to the UK Treasury: £300 Mn last year and has done since 1952.

Still Corbynistas don't do facts do they?

Glad someone said it. The Tories are far from perfect but the idea of Corbyns mob getting their hands on the levers of power doesn't even bear thinking about. I'll be handing my uniform in sharpish if those lot get in."

I’ll be emigrating!

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By *ndulGENTMan
over a year ago

Stockport (ish)

Can imagine Kate definitely loves a blindfold and some rope / ties around her wrists & ankles.. Not sure Billy is the best guy for that though, far to polite!

Prince Philip -. Massive BDSM fan.. Bet he has a personal set of Keys to the tower dungeons

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