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The smartest thing to come out a women’s mouth...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Einstien’s cock.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ha!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Going through my ‘memories’ on Facebook and I posted that as my status, age 15

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had reasoned this out in my mind; there was one of two things I had a right to, liberty or death; if I could not have one, I would have the other; for no man should take me alive.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe Einstein’s cock.

Apologies, couldn’t resist

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Facebook didn't exist when I was 15!! If it did, I'm sure my statuses would have discussed the idiocy of girls in my year group believing you couldn't get pregnant if you did it stood up

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Facebook didn't exist when I was 15!! If it did, I'm sure my statuses would have discussed the idiocy of girls in my year group believing you couldn't get pregnant if you did it stood up"

I thought you couldn’t get pregnant if the girls on top?! Shit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Facebook didn't exist when I was 15!! If it did, I'm sure my statuses would have discussed the idiocy of girls in my year group believing you couldn't get pregnant if you did it stood up"

Shit. So that’s not true? This is why I have children...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Facebook didn't exist when I was 15!! If it did, I'm sure my statuses would have discussed the idiocy of girls in my year group believing you couldn't get pregnant if you did it stood up"

Age 13 it was this;

‘Overheard a mate in the pub bragging to some chicks the other day. "Yeah, in school my nickname was torpedo, a sly reference to my large cock!". He blurted.I said. "Nigel, didn't you go to an all boys school?".He was very quiet the rest of the night.’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you obey all the rules, you miss all the fun.

- Katherine Hepburn.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Facebook didn't exist when I was 15!! If it did, I'm sure my statuses would have discussed the idiocy of girls in my year group believing you couldn't get pregnant if you did it stood up"

Did we go to the sane school! Lol!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ffs everyone knows you cant get pregnant if you leave your bra on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ffs everyone knows you cant get pregnant if you leave your bra on"

Noooooo you can’t get pregnant if you’re on top because of gravity. And you can’t get pregnant at night because the sperm is sleeping. Duhhhhh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ffs everyone knows you cant get pregnant if you leave your bra on

Noooooo you can’t get pregnant if you’re on top because of gravity. And you can’t get pregnant at night because the sperm is sleeping. Duhhhhh"

Just pull out. condoms. Pfffft!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well thank god i like woman on top at night then

Think of the money I wasted on that 3 pack

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Well thank god i like woman on top at night then

Think of the money I wasted on that 3 pack"

Bet you feel real stupid now

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By *parksAbiWoman
over a year ago

Anywhere I like


"If you obey all the rules, you miss all the fun.

- Katherine Hepburn."

Brilliant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No cos they have served me well since i was 14

I still have 2 left

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you obey all the rules, you miss all the fun.

- Katherine Hepburn.

Brilliant "

She was way ahead of her time.

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By *parksAbiWoman
over a year ago

Anywhere I like


"If you obey all the rules, you miss all the fun.

- Katherine Hepburn.

Brilliant

She was way ahead of her time."

Absolutely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well thank god i like woman on top at night then

Think of the money I wasted on that 3 pack

Bet you feel real stupid now"

Pretty sure you’re OK if you finger her first..

That was the word in the Midlands in the 1980s anyway..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well thank god i like woman on top at night then

Think of the money I wasted on that 3 pack

Bet you feel real stupid now

Pretty sure you’re OK if you finger her first..

That was the word in the Midlands in the 1980s anyway.."
i heard that aswell so it must be true

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just use cola as a spermicide to be extra sure (think there actually might be some truth in that one).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No cos they have served me well since i was 14

I still have 2 left"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What do you call a couple practicing the withdrawal method of contraception ?

Parents...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What do you call a couple practicing the withdrawal method of contraception ?

Parents..."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you obey all the rules, you miss all the fun.

- Katherine Hepburn."

She also said ‘Can you pick me up a pack of Benson and Hedges and a pork pie Dave ?!’

So swings and roundabouts with her.

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By *etLikeMan
over a year ago

most fundamental aspects


"Just use cola as a spermicide to be extra sure (think there actually might be some truth in that one). "

Mix in some Mentos for a truly explosive experience

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you obey all the rules, you miss all the fun.

- Katherine Hepburn.

She also said ‘Can you pick me up a pack of Benson and Hedges and a pork pie Dave ?!’

So swings and roundabouts with her. "

Yeah but she equaled it out by crashing him a fag, sharing her pork pie (with mustard) and noshing him off.

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