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By *ofiamarcokink OP   Couple
over a year ago

London

Hi everyone anyone going to the Killing Kittens Mansion event on the 20th of Oct? give us a shout if you do! x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A lot of people are going to check this thread out for the title alone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A lot of people are going to check this thread out for the title alone."

I did. I was ready to get out my placard and do a protest. Save the pussies

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By *lenderfoxMan
over a year ago

Leeds

A tesco carrier bag and a washing up bowl usually does the trick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

told my cat about it and now refusing to come down off the roof.

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

Have always intrigued me these events, then we started going to clubs... kind of interest wained.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has this anything to do with man pussy?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't think it is too likely I will be attending

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull

I don’t think I fit their criteria somehow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"told my cat about it and now refusing to come down off the roof."

I've joined your cat lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not very likely to get on their list either.

I'm not to down about it tho I'd feel very out of place

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Do you have to bring a kitten

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull


"A tesco carrier bag and a washing up bowl usually does the trick"

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By *estofbothCouple
over a year ago

Cardiff

We’re not going but you’ll have a great time. Will be a gorgeous event with lots of gorgeous people. Looks like you’ll fit right in!

Have fun

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By *lenderfoxMan
over a year ago

Leeds


"A tesco carrier bag and a washing up bowl usually does the trick

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Only way I'd make it through the doors was if I was delivering something there

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By *loswingersCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester

Oh to be 20 years younger , three stone lighter , have all my hair and be fit and toned again .... ah well .....

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By *wisted999Man
over a year ago

North Bucks

Horses for courses. I see nothing wrong with it. I recommend Chic nights based on personal experience. Very similar and less outlay.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No, they probably wouldn’t admit us. Have fun!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So... Apparently it's for "young, independent, solvent single girls and couples who needed something more"... And there's a stringent vetting process... Nah!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don’t think I fit their criteria somehow "

Bloody mental not to let you in!!

No one stands a chance if you don't!

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull


"I don’t think I fit their criteria somehow

Bloody mental not to let you in!!

No one stands a chance if you don't! "

Na I’m a wrinkly bint and potless they wouldn’t want me

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By *ebjonnsonMan
over a year ago

Maldon

Is it true that the name comes from the old myth that every time a woman masturbates, a kitten dies?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m too fat, too ugly and too old to be able to go

Oh well never mind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dead cat bounce

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I went to their NYC event

You guys aren’t missing much..... it’s like a job interview to get in... great venue....beautiful people...

But it’s like a high end society party for swingers....

More standing around watching than playing....

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By *orkie321bWoman
over a year ago

Nottingham


"I’m too fat, too ugly and too old to be able to go

Oh well never mind "

Me too. I won't lose any sleep over it though

I prefer events that are inclusive to all. Even if you don't want to fuck them you get to meet and chat with some really great people you probably wouldn't meet out in the "vanilla" world.

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By *alking HeadMan
over a year ago

Bolton

I really dont think I could spend 5 minutes in the company of so many people so desperate to prove how attractive they are, they need to join a club to prove it. Thank fuck I'm old!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I really dont think I could spend 5 minutes in the company of so many people so desperate to prove how attractive they are, they need to join a club to prove it. Thank fuck I'm old!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why is there always such hatred and jealousy for these events? Don't you people fuck people you fancy?

OP there's a few forumites that go to these events, hope you have a lovely time.

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"Why is there always such hatred and jealousy for these events? Don't you people fuck people you fancy?

OP there's a few forumites that go to these events, hope you have a lovely time. "

I never understand it either and got some rather nasty messages when I said so a while a go. They felt that because I ran bbw nights I should automatically be against things like KK because they aren't inclusive like my nights.

The fact of the matter is people like what then like. If people want to dlrnc3 time in the company of similar people because that's who they like to fuck what's the issue?

It's funny because all the people who jump on these threads spouting about how much of a toss they couldn't give are contradicting themselves. They are almost always derogatory towards anyone who shows an interest in KK for bring vacuous, vain, pretentious etc.

Yet look at what happens when someone is derogatory on a thread aimed at bbw's!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Enjoy your night the chic events are very similar criteria wise if thats what your looking for.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So.... everyone’s already done the bucket and do you bring your own kitten jokes.

Why are these events unpopular?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh just looked at the website.

It looks polished, expensive and ... exclusive. That will upset a lot of people on here who’s only quality and attraction is having a vagina.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It doesn’t upset me, makes me wish I’d discovered this lifestyle when I was young enough and attractive enough to attend though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why is a lady's 'solvency' a factor in making them 'attractive'? Reads like a Plenty of Fish dating advert and sounds rather too exclusive. Which l suspect makes them less interesting.

Academic of course as l am too old, wrong sex and skint.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why is a lady's 'solvency' a factor in making them 'attractive'? Reads like a Plenty of Fish dating advert and sounds rather too exclusive. Which l suspect makes them less interesting.

Academic of course as l am too old, wrong sex and skint. "

I’m sure if your a sexy lil minx they let you in cheap or free...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why is there always such hatred and jealousy for these events? Don't you people fuck people you fancy? "

I haven't noted any hatred on here. Just some comments that people feel or know they would not qualify for this clearly exclusive and very select group of people.

There is a big difference between self deprecating humour (which l like) and hatred for others (which l don't).

Personally there are few phrases that put me off in a profile. But when someone calls themselves 'attractive' and feels the need to say they are 'successful' or 'solvent' then l am gone. My loss of course.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Isnt it pretty strict on who can apply?i thought when i looked into it a few years ago you had to be a certain body type (slim gym type) and totally in shape. Under a certain age and applications are also assessed on your looks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Isnt it pretty strict on who can apply?i thought when i looked into it a few years ago you had to be a certain body type (slim gym type) and totally in shape. Under a certain age and applications are also assessed on your looks."

Well, if most clubs do ‘no single men’ or won’t treat a male same sex couple as a couple, on certain nights, I fail to see the problem.

From what I read they have hostess and eye candy laid on as well, so it’s the difference between your local cattle market club and say ... hedcandy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Isnt it pretty strict on who can apply?i thought when i looked into it a few years ago you had to be a certain body type (slim gym type) and totally in shape. Under a certain age and applications are also assessed on your looks.

Well, if most clubs do ‘no single men’ or won’t treat a male same sex couple as a couple, on certain nights, I fail to see the problem.

From what I read they have hostess and eye candy laid on as well, so it’s the difference between your local cattle market club and say ... hedcandy "

Sure, so it it pretty hard to join no? Assesed by category and then your looks?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Isnt it pretty strict on who can apply?i thought when i looked into it a few years ago you had to be a certain body type (slim gym type) and totally in shape. Under a certain age and applications are also assessed on your looks.

Well, if most clubs do ‘no single men’ or won’t treat a male same sex couple as a couple, on certain nights, I fail to see the problem.

From what I read they have hostess and eye candy laid on as well, so it’s the difference between your local cattle market club and say ... hedcandy

Sure, so it it pretty hard to join no? Assesed by category and then your looks?"

https://www.google.co.uk/amp/s/www.dailystar.co.uk/showbiz/413072/Helen-Wood-sex-club-X-rated-Killing-Kittens-Daily-Star-column/amp

Well, according to her, lots of people could do with a wax and she describes none beautifully bodied. I think they are more interestrd in the entry fee.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m too fat, too ugly and too old to be able to go

Oh well never mind "

I was going to write that.

About me, obviously not you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Isnt it pretty strict on who can apply?i thought when i looked into it a few years ago you had to be a certain body type (slim gym type) and totally in shape. Under a certain age and applications are also assessed on your looks.

Well, if most clubs do ‘no single men’ or won’t treat a male same sex couple as a couple, on certain nights, I fail to see the problem.

From what I read they have hostess and eye candy laid on as well, so it’s the difference between your local cattle market club and say ... hedcandy

Sure, so it it pretty hard to join no? Assesed by category and then your looks?

https://www.google.co.uk/amp/s/www.dailystar.co.uk/showbiz/413072/Helen-Wood-sex-club-X-rated-Killing-Kittens-Daily-Star-column/amp

Well, according to her, lots of people could do with a wax and she describes none beautifully bodied. I think they are more interestrd in the entry fee. "

Seems anybody can go then lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thought it was a sex party that is like a dream most gorgeous women and very professional like. Celeb like. Seems its just horny old men that go shabby stype lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thought it was a sex party that is like a dream most gorgeous women and very professional like. Celeb like. Seems its just horny old men that go shabby stype lol"

Be careful how you stereotype anyone who Swings. The lifestyle covers every possible age, occupation and body shape. And long may it last

So I found your inference that only the young ones are 'gorgeous women', you have to be 'professional' to be attractive, you use the term 'horny' as an insult and that us older men are just 'shabby' damned offensive to be honest.

You are 26 but clearly haven't matured yet ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why is there always such hatred and jealousy for these events? Don't you people fuck people you fancy?

OP there's a few forumites that go to these events, hope you have a lovely time.

I never understand it either and got some rather nasty messages when I said so a while a go. They felt that because I ran bbw nights I should automatically be against things like KK because they aren't inclusive like my nights.

The fact of the matter is people like what then like. If people want to dlrnc3 time in the company of similar people because that's who they like to fuck what's the issue?

It's funny because all the people who jump on these threads spouting about how much of a toss they couldn't give are contradicting themselves. They are almost always derogatory towards anyone who shows an interest in KK for bring vacuous, vain, pretentious etc.

Yet look at what happens when someone is derogatory on a thread aimed at bbw's! "

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By *unloversCouple
over a year ago

rotherham

I’ve never even heard of a killing kittens parties

What a weird name

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’ve never even heard of a killing kittens parties

What a weird name"

I bet it’s for google search purposes

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By *ebjonnsonMan
over a year ago

Maldon


"I’ve never even heard of a killing kittens parties

What a weird name"

As earlier in the thread, I’m sure I read somewhere that the name comes from the old myth to make young women feel guilty about masturbating , that every time they do, somewhere in the world a kitten dies.

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By *ormerWelshcouple2020Man
over a year ago

Stourbridge

Alas the ship has sailed on KK for us as we aren’t in the demographic, but I hope the OP has a great time

There are many different parties, fetish interests and requirements for different parts of the scene, I don’t like the way people are vilified for certain attributes , eg being extremely attractive or, conversely, deemed overweight or unattractive. We are what we are.

It looked like a genuine post to me simply addressing others who were going. No need for the condemnation

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Alas the ship has sailed on KK for us as we aren’t in the demographic, but I hope the OP has a great time

There are many different parties, fetish interests and requirements for different parts of the scene, I don’t like the way people are vilified for certain attributes , eg being extremely attractive or, conversely, deemed overweight or unattractive. We are what we are.

It looked like a genuine post to me simply addressing others who were going. No need for the condemnation "

Welcome to the forums.... the old saying “ if you have nothing nice to say , don’t say anything at all “ doesn’t apply here....

Killing kittens is like going to a sex party dressed for a wedding.....

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By *iSTARessWoman
over a year ago

London

Too much of a tubster to get in.

I've my own party where attitude is more important than how you look but hey, good luck to em

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once heard a hilarious story from a friend of mine who attended.

He ticked all the boxes (young, fit, VWE, financially solvent, etc) and when he showed up he claimed he did pretty much nothing there but provide a bit of sexual decoration.

I believe his exact words were "I felt a bit silly there just dancing alone after awhile..."

And this is a regular international club-goer and someone who has been known to wiggle butt at other events dressed only in leather posing pouch.

Then I read about the raid on one of their other events in the arse end of town... so my interest waned.

Sooo... I think I'll stick with more professional clubs in France or Spain where nobody asks for your tax bracket and cares what your BMI or pension status is.... X-D

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By * Town CoupleCouple
over a year ago

walsall

Sounds like a dodgy 80’s death metal band

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sounds like a dodgy 80’s death metal band "

No one's killing any kittens while I'm in town. Love cats. Don't have any but luv em' little fuzzy wuzzy pickles!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I once heard a hilarious story from a friend of mine who attended.

He ticked all the boxes (young, fit, VWE, financially solvent, etc) and when he showed up he claimed he did pretty much nothing there but provide a bit of sexual decoration.

I believe his exact words were "I felt a bit silly there just dancing alone after awhile..."

And this is a regular international club-goer and someone who has been known to wiggle butt at other events dressed only in leather posing pouch.

Then I read about the raid on one of their other events in the arse end of town... so my interest waned.

Sooo... I think I'll stick with more professional clubs in France or Spain where nobody asks for your tax bracket and cares what your BMI or pension status is.... X-D"

He is spot on.... I only been to one event but it was more people standing around looking than actually playing... there was one attractive lady in her 40’s that was very social with everyone and was eager to play with all the attractive females at the party..... but in my humble opinion the mood wasn’t right for sexual play... it was more of a corporate holiday party vibe...

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By *ost-KittensCouple
over a year ago

dublin


"I once heard a hilarious story from a friend of mine who attended.

He ticked all the boxes (young, fit, VWE, financially solvent, etc) and when he showed up he claimed he did pretty much nothing there but provide a bit of sexual decoration.

I believe his exact words were "I felt a bit silly there just dancing alone after awhile..."

And this is a regular international club-goer and someone who has been known to wiggle butt at other events dressed only in leather posing pouch.

Then I read about the raid on one of their other events in the arse end of town... so my interest waned.

Sooo... I think I'll stick with more professional clubs in France or Spain where nobody asks for your tax bracket and cares what your BMI or pension status is.... X-D

He is spot on.... I only been to one event but it was more people standing around looking than actually playing... there was one attractive lady in her 40’s that was very social with everyone and was eager to play with all the attractive females at the party..... but in my humble opinion the mood wasn’t right for sexual play... it was more of a corporate holiday party vibe..."

Probably why they abandoned doing events that allowed single males in.

In Dublin next month we’ll have over 100 guests, about a 60/40 ratio of women to men and playrooms busy all night. Others can feel free to knock and give second hand tales = we just get on with a party that has sold out every time its been held here.

Happy partying wherever you are x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I once heard a hilarious story from a friend of mine who attended.

He ticked all the boxes (young, fit, VWE, financially solvent, etc) and when he showed up he claimed he did pretty much nothing there but provide a bit of sexual decoration.

I believe his exact words were "I felt a bit silly there just dancing alone after awhile..."

And this is a regular international club-goer and someone who has been known to wiggle butt at other events dressed only in leather posing pouch.

Then I read about the raid on one of their other events in the arse end of town... so my interest waned.

Sooo... I think I'll stick with more professional clubs in France or Spain where nobody asks for your tax bracket and cares what your BMI or pension status is.... X-D

He is spot on.... I only been to one event but it was more people standing around looking than actually playing... there was one attractive lady in her 40’s that was very social with everyone and was eager to play with all the attractive females at the party..... but in my humble opinion the mood wasn’t right for sexual play... it was more of a corporate holiday party vibe...

Probably why they abandoned doing events that allowed single males in.

In Dublin next month we’ll have over 100 guests, about a 60/40 ratio of women to men and playrooms busy all night. Others can feel free to knock and give second hand tales = we just get on with a party that has sold out every time its been held here.

Happy partying wherever you are x "

This was a couples only event....

Remember this was their NYC launch party, I’m sure it’s different in the UK

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By *eelyoursurrenderMan
over a year ago

m1 communter belt

So you went to a party as a couple and complain that no couples were doing anything and blame the organisers?

Sounds like the party pooper was you.

Parties are only as good as their guests. I’ve been to two KKs in London and they were both great.

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