FabSwingers.com forum: Brilliant things to say at Christmas

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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* tying the legs together keeps the inside moist

*i have never seen a better spread

*i fancy a bit of dark meat for a change

*get the butter rubbed well onto the breasts

*its a bit dry. . Do you still want to eat it

*i have been gobbling nuts all morning

*thats the biggest bird i have ever stuffed!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh cute n sassy thats enough now, im empty, give me half hour.

Would be a perfect thing to be able to say at christmas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shall I empty my sack on the table ?

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By *omaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Wonder whats in the Big Mans sack?

Are you a leg or a breast person?

What a cracker!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

spit roasted with big fat sausages.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tug it a little harder

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

like to ring me bells?

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By *obletonMan
over a year ago

THE STICKS

Bah Humbug!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

that flimsy timewaster thread'll never do it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

haha love all the new ones

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When was the last time you saw the Turkey baster love?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oh my, that breast is so soft and tender

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We are having a three bird roast this year!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where IS the parsons nose

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

will you pull this with me?

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By *ottyhunkCouple
over a year ago

Leyburn

I have bought the wife a mountaineering ice pick for xmas as I overheard her saying "It would be nice for once to have a climb axe"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bottoms up xx

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

Mine's a large one

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay

You call that a cock Santa?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it in yet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the back door is open santa lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

can i top you up??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have I got a big surprise for you

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