FabSwingers.com forum: Your profile

By *andsome_Chef88 OP Man
over a year ago

London

Name one thing on your profile that you feel gives you a disadvantage of being a popular profile. What do you feel could change but because it’s who you are your not going to

No boring responses lol. I.e my profile is perfect etc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My profile isn’t popular, but mine is very negative. I’m actually away to take out the big list of ‘no I won’t..’ because it’s men who don’t bother reading my profile who demand all of that of me. So no point in having it in

It’s also a bit long and has the cliched ‘write Lumos as the subject hedding so I know you’ve read my profile’ but ah well, it works well for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pics of myself. The pics are of C mostly. That and what were looking for

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I like my beach avatar. Happy days.

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By *r_Jake70Man
over a year ago

London

My lack of decent pics. I won’t do cock shots for public consumption, and I don’t think my torso is going to do me any favours unless someone is looking for a dad bod. Advice appreciated.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

It's too many words of more than 3 letters for some.

Am I changing it? Am I fuck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My profile isn’t popular, but mine is very negative. I’m actually away to take out the big list of ‘no I won’t..’ because it’s men who don’t bother reading my profile who demand all of that of me. So no point in having it in

It’s also a bit long and has the cliched ‘write Lumos as the subject hedding so I know you’ve read my profile’ but ah well, it works well for me

Oh and my pics are a bit ‘samey’ but I like them so fuck it

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

Don't really think i'd change anything on my profile as it has served its purpose well up to now. However if anyone has suggestions, i'm willing to entertain

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By *r_Jake70Man
over a year ago

London

It’s also a bit long and has the cliched ‘write Lumos as the subject hedding so I know you’ve read my profile’ but ah well, it works well for me

I really like your profile. It keeps cropping up on my London search even though you’re in Scotland. Love how you write and your pix. Forget the idiots, they’ll send the same old shot regardless of what you put.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s also a bit long and has the cliched ‘write Lumos as the subject hedding so I know you’ve read my profile’ but ah well, it works well for me

I change my location when I’m bored, I’m meant to be going to London in December, gotta check out the local talent

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By *r_Jake70Man
over a year ago

London

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By *uteness69Woman
over a year ago

Walthamstow

"Name one thing on your profile that you feel gives you a disadvantage of being a popular profile. What do you feel could change but because it’s who you are your not going to

No boring responses lol. I.e my profile is perfect etc "

My profile is perfect but I'm rebellious.

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By *ily Con CarneTV/TS
over a year ago

Cornwall

Oh and my pics are a bit ‘samey’ but I like them so fuck it"

Yeah so are mine .. I think my profile is somewhat negative but it does what it says on the tin ...as it were ... change it? yeah I would but really can't be bothered nowadays, at least it's better than the "I'll fill in later" ...or just ask type

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By *ammskiMan
over a year ago

lytham st.annes

My bloody age ,nobody wants to meet a 54 yr old bloke

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By *r_Jake70Man
over a year ago

London

"I change my location when I’m bored, I’m meant to be going to London in December, gotta check out the local talent

I’ll be keeping an eye out for that....

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By *isty286Couple
over a year ago

Dorset

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'Smoker'

Instantly removes 70% of couples.

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

Friends only pics

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By *xMFM3sumsxxWoman
over a year ago

SouthWest Lancashire

Being a couple.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The second paragraph in my profile makes me unpopular.

There's a way to change this but it's not for the faint hearted.

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By *isty286Couple
over a year ago

Dorset

Sorry, previous one had a typo.

The fact that we dont swap, but that's not about to change either.

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By *bsolutebeginnersCouple
over a year ago

Planet Ork

It’s too long for some people, we make it clear that we don’t know what we are doing or what we want and we’re up front about not having much spare time. It puts enough people off so that we get more time to enjoy the forums instead of responding to messages.

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By *uteness69Woman
over a year ago

Walthamstow

"The second paragraph in my profile makes me unpopular.

There's a way to change this but it's not for the faint hearted."

Murder?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not meeting.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've been called a fussy bitch on here a lot. And no way I'm gonna change my profile. It used to be different but because of the responses or messages I got, it looks the way it does now. Happy bitch.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mines long and boring but says most of what I want to say although I'm forever adding or taking bits out

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Some of my pics are a bit meh and for some the text is too long - although for some it's not so it stays as it is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not a clue, but feel free to read and offer your opinions

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Apparently pineapple on pizza is more divisive than I anticipated

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The second paragraph in my profile makes me unpopular.

There's a way to change this but it's not for the faint hearted.

Murder?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only one? Blimey I could write a long list!

I guess the thing most people look at first will be the pics and the words come later, so when they see my moobs and untoned wobbly belly .. it’s an avoid!

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination

I've only recently updated mine, so I'm happy with it for now. Not that anyone will read it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No public pics....

Keeps the timewasters at bay, suits me

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By *he witch returnsWoman
over a year ago

somewhere over the rainbow in SW Devon

I'm sure mine offends many but not changing anything.

Has served me well up until now.

But open to suggestions.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not a clue, but feel free to read and offer your opinions

Same as mine - no pics x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No cock pic

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"Apparently pineapple on pizza is more divisive than I anticipated "

An abomination, instant block

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My pics - I have had them since last year and need to put some new ones on but I hate selfies. Will have to get a "friend" to take some when back in UK.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No cock pic"

Just as The Hair^ says (well, the porcelain one doesn't count).

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS
over a year ago

west here ford shire

My ugly mug

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got rid of the essey on mine... no one read it. As for popularity.. im not here to score points, some days have zero veiws some days have 50/60 odd. It doesnt really matter to me, im here for the forums and banter, i dont search profiles or message anyone else to meet.

A few gorgeous ladies have turned my head and have messaged but for the moment enjoying the flirt.

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By *MP3Man
over a year ago

Between Scylla and Charybdis

"No cock pic"

It works for me. Alhough it's all done in the best possible taste of course

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ill add the arty black and white shots on mine get more 'likes' than anything else.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't really be arsed with either pics or text at the moment. Maybe when I'm looking to attract I'll enter more into the spirit of it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I probably need to work on mine and update, but at the moment I’m not feeling the vibe, so it will have to stay as it is ....

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By *etLikeMan
over a year ago

most fundamental aspects

Mine is very novel.... oh wait, no the profile text IS a novel!

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

Mines perhaps a tad long although there's a bit for people who can't be arsed to read it all. Lazy feckers!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mines too long... Will shorten eventually but too often on forum..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My lazy profile text

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not meeting attached men.

And that I am looking for a long term partner.

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination

"Mines perhaps a tad long although there's a bit for people who can't be arsed to read it all. Lazy feckers!"

Yours is so good I met someone who had copied it remember!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My pics. I don't really know what to add, cock Shots are just vulgar and I'm not especially proud of the curves.

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By *lenderfoxMan
over a year ago

Leeds

I've been slacking on photos of late, I'm going to add a couple tonight

I'm reasonably satisfied with my text, though I'm forever tweaking it

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By *lenderfoxMan
over a year ago

Leeds

That said, I need to try and work some humour into it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like my beach avatar. Happy days. "

Welcome back Steve, where the fuck have you been ?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Probably the fact I’m ginger, that puts 98% women off. So it’s a very niche market.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Probably the fact I’m ginger, that puts 98% women off. So it’s a very niche market. "

I'd fuck you

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By *LIRTWITHUSCouple
over a year ago

Chester

Text long but tried to get across about us

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Apparently pineapple on pizza is more divisive than I anticipated

An abomination, instant block

See what I mean!? Tut

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Probably the fact I’m ginger, that puts 98% women off. So it’s a very niche market.

I'd fuck you

One of the 2 %. Thank you !

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination

"Probably the fact I’m ginger, that puts 98% women off. So it’s a very niche market. "

I'm partial to a ginger nut

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Probably the fact I’m ginger, that puts 98% women off. So it’s a very niche market.

I'd fuck you

So would i

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination

"I've been slacking on photos of late, I'm going to add a couple tonight

I'm reasonably satisfied with my text, though I'm forever tweaking it"

Reads well to me anyway!

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination

"My lazy profile text

Nah... Nobody will get past looking at your pics to read it

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By *.D.I.D.A.SMan
over a year ago

London/Essex... ish... Romford to be exact

Male

No verifications

No cock pics

Not muscular

Not black

Not white

Otherwise it's great.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine is what it is and I am what I am,love me or hate me

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By *uteness69Woman
over a year ago

Walthamstow

"Male

No verifications

No cock pics

Not muscular

Not black

Not white

Otherwise it's great."

Sexy.

Clever.

Funny.

You'll be a hit.

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By *.D.I.D.A.SMan
over a year ago

London/Essex... ish... Romford to be exact

"Male

No verifications

No cock pics

Not muscular

Not black

Not white

Otherwise it's great.

Sexy.

Clever.

Funny.

You'll be a hit."

Did she mean to type 'shit'?

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By *uteness69Woman
over a year ago

Walthamstow

"Male

No verifications

No cock pics

Not muscular

Not black

Not white

Otherwise it's great.

Sexy.

Clever.

Funny.

You'll be a hit.

Did she mean to type 'shit'?"

oh gawd yes.

slippery digit.

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By *onkeyandBonesCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

Sometimes Mrs thinks we give too much away with our pictures where by Mr thinks our BDSM pictures put people off who aren't into BDSM!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm too old, fat, only meet at weekends, don't go to clubs and don't accomodate.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We like our profile, but we're aware that it isn't perfect.

We don't have enough pictures of Mr, we have too few details on what we actually want, and we use the much maligned 'professional' adjective.

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By *andsome_Chef88 OP Man
over a year ago

London

That I am a Liverpool fan

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By *an_LexaCouple
over a year ago

Sunderland

Always struggle to put up any kind of together pics, I just find that a permanent intimacy I find difficult to share. Weird I know. Must try harder

Lex

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By *iss LovelyWoman
over a year ago

Here and There

"My lack of decent pics. I won’t do cock shots for public consumption, and I don’t think my torso is going to do me any favours unless someone is looking for a dad bod. Advice appreciated. "

I think your profile is great. Engaging, charming and you look great in your profile picture. I don’t know what your friends only pics look like obviously, but I can’t imagine they’re terrible.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Our pics, no public ones of mr, (he’s very reluctant to have any done) and none of us together x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Single guy, wrong side of 50 who is forced to wear a towel as he can’t afford trousers....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Single guy and don’t think my pics are attractive

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

One thing would have to be its just not working for me to find what Im looking for. Needs rewriting and more honest as I keep on going down the wrong path and it's making me feel bad.

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By *onkeyandBonesCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

"Always struggle to put up any kind of together pics, I just find that a permanent intimacy I find difficult to share. Weird I know. Must try harder

Lex"

We think you have some great pictures and a good mix. Agree with You on the together pictures though, we struggle on this!

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By *.D.I.D.A.SMan
over a year ago

London/Essex... ish... Romford to be exact

"Single guy, wrong side of 50 who is forced to wear a towel as he can’t afford trousers...."

From one towel wearer to another, you do it with panache mate. I'm about to piss myself in my pic.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I kind of like my profile.

It sort of describes me.

Its hard to write about myself.

When attraction is the key.

You see im over fifty.

With knees that sometimes creak.

And sometimes buy mens tenna.

Just in case i get a leak.

But age apart im quite nice.

Handsome some might say.

And i dress quite smartly.

Even on a Sunday.

I tried to make it truthful.

Im a very average man.

At least i have my own teeth.

And a very nice suntan.

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By *ddit...Man
over a year ago

Land of the giants... ;-)

The fact that I smoke... and my age... only because some ladies have a lower age range than me... but not lying about either of those...

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