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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

You have a screenplay for a movie. You’ve read it, read the script, met the director and casting team.

You are allowed to cast four main characters. What actors do you pick?

(You can make up what your movie is about, who the director is etc. I’m not choosing for ya)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pooch .. of course as he's a handsome chap and jolly swell

Jemma Coleman. As she is jolly lovely

Eddie Izzard as he makes me chuckle

Maureen Lipman as she is just a brilliant comic actor .

The film would be about adventures in the hills of North Wales

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Hugh Jackman (he’s a lovely bloke....and can sing)

Pierce Brosnan (he’s a lovely bloke.....who based on the evidence of Mamma Mia, can’t sing for shit!)

Kelly Brook - she’s as hot as hell (but can neither sing nor act)

and finally for some sheer class, Ron Jeremy (can’t sing nor act but can lick his own cock)

Oh, by the way - this is going to be a Disney movie....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh can I have eve Myles too as she's Welsh and a Cariad

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hugh Jackman (he’s a lovely bloke....and can sing)

Pierce Brosnan (he’s a lovely bloke.....who based on the evidence of Mamma Mia, can’t sing for shit!)

Kelly Brook - she’s as hot as hell (but can neither sing nor act)

and finally for some sheer class, Ron Jeremy (can’t sing nor act but can lick his own cock)

Oh, by the way - this is going to be a Disney movie...."

Pierce Brosnan

Sandwich me between him and Hugh Jackman and I’ll be happy

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Hugh Jackman (he’s a lovely bloke....and can sing)

Pierce Brosnan (he’s a lovely bloke.....who based on the evidence of Mamma Mia, can’t sing for shit!)

Kelly Brook - she’s as hot as hell (but can neither sing nor act)

and finally for some sheer class, Ron Jeremy (can’t sing nor act but can lick his own cock)

Oh, by the way - this is going to be a Disney movie....

Pierce Brosnan

Sandwich me between him and Hugh Jackman and I’ll be happy "

Oh go on then; I’ll give you a starring role No love for Ron Jeremy though? He’s just told me that he’s feeling left out in your sandwich....

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Eyes wide shut style...

Luke Pasuailino

Christine Keeler (sadly no longer with us but uber sexy!)

Kelly Adams

Adrian Lester (both from Hustle)

I think that would make a dam sexy movie

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By *olfAndKittenCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

November 5th the sequel...

Rights sold to disney...

Theresa may as minnie mouse,

Boris johnson as goofy,

Jeremy corbyn as donald duck

Donald trump as guy fawlks

A heart warming family comedy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hmmm dream team. Good question

I'm going for a philosophical unnerving sci-fi horror like Event Horizon

Director : Denis Villeneuve (Sicario, Bladerunner)

Male lead : Tom Hardy

Female Lead : Saoirse Ronan (just cause I'd like her to bring some vulnerability to the movie)

Malevolent Schizo Entity : John Malkovich

Guy who gets horrifically killed right at the start of the film : Russel Crowe (yayyyy)

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Keeley Hawes and Me in a remake of the Oliver Reed/Amanda Donohoe film Castaway but with a twist - the Oliver Reed character isn't a vile misogynist and he and Keeley get on really well....and I mean *really* well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hugh Jackman (he’s a lovely bloke....and can sing)

Pierce Brosnan (he’s a lovely bloke.....who based on the evidence of Mamma Mia, can’t sing for shit!)

Kelly Brook - she’s as hot as hell (but can neither sing nor act)

and finally for some sheer class, Ron Jeremy (can’t sing nor act but can lick his own cock)

Oh, by the way - this is going to be a Disney movie....

Pierce Brosnan

Sandwich me between him and Hugh Jackman and I’ll be happy "

I was watching a film with him in the other day and I swear that, paused at the right moment, seen from the right angle, far enough away in another room, and with your eyes half closed... he looked just like me

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hugh Jackman (he’s a lovely bloke....and can sing)

Pierce Brosnan (he’s a lovely bloke.....who based on the evidence of Mamma Mia, can’t sing for shit!)

Kelly Brook - she’s as hot as hell (but can neither sing nor act)

and finally for some sheer class, Ron Jeremy (can’t sing nor act but can lick his own cock)

Oh, by the way - this is going to be a Disney movie....

Pierce Brosnan

Sandwich me between him and Hugh Jackman and I’ll be happy

I was watching a film with him in the other day and I swear that, paused at the right moment, seen from the right angle, far enough away in another room, and with your eyes half closed... he looked just like me "

Aha is that so?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bit of an odd bunch but I’d go for.

Kyle chandler

James purefoy

Olivia Wilde

Morena baccarin

Not a clue what it would be about

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By *appytrailmanMan
over a year ago

Manchester

It would be Ricky Gervais, Steve Coogan, Felicity Montagu and Simon Greenall.

It would see David Brent try to take on a new job as a radio presenter (Taking over from Pat Farrell after his famous exit from North Norfolk Digital) and Alan Partridge take him under his wing to try and guide him through a turbulant start to his new career he would also be managed by Lynn.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anthony hopkins, kathy bates, patrick stewert and the chick who played zoe in serenty

S

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By *ild_oatsMan
over a year ago

the land of saints & sinners

Boris Johnson

Nigel Farage

Jacob Rees Mogg

David Cameron

In a Dumb and Dumber style Four incompetents of the Apocalypse

With Vince Cable invevnting a time machine to go back and interrupt their conception.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Boris Johnson

Nigel Farage

Jacob Rees Mogg

David Cameron

In a Dumb and Dumber style Four incompetents of the Apocalypse

With Vince Cable invevnting a time machine to go back and interrupt their conception.....

"

Oh lord

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well there’s me, Scarlett Johansson, Natalie Portman and Phoebe Cates (transported in from the 1980’s).

The script is still a bit sketchy, to be honest with you, and in development but essentially it’s a love Quadrangle, with lots of naked boobie squeezing and kissing..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Well there’s me, Scarlett Johansson, Natalie Portman and Phoebe Cates (transported in from the 1980’s).

The script is still a bit sketchy, to be honest with you, and in development but essentially it’s a love Quadrangle, with lots of naked boobie squeezing and kissing.. "

Oh my goodness I love Phoebe Cates! (Drop dead Fred is one of my favourite films). And I love Scarlett Johansson

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Update: Bugger! Steven Spielberg was all set to direct my previously mentioned, all singing, all dancing epic but due to contractual obligations elsewhere, has now been forced to pull out.

I’ve just secured another director however fortuitously; Does anyone know is Tommy Wiseau is any good in the chair?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Update: Bugger! Steven Spielberg was all set to direct my previously mentioned, all singing, all dancing epic but due to contractual obligations elsewhere, has now been forced to pull out.

I’ve just secured another director however fortuitously; Does anyone know is Tommy Wiseau is any good in the chair? "

He's better than James Franco,and a better actor,his latest film "best friends"is out now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You have a screenplay for a movie. You’ve read it, read the script, met the director and casting team.

You are allowed to cast four main characters. What actors do you pick?

(You can make up what your movie is about, who the director is etc. I’m not choosing for ya) "
I reckon you should of been cast in 'The Lord of the rings'... as a wee cute Elf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Garrett Hedlund and I would star in some kind of cheesy romantic musical.

Hugh Jackman can be in it because he was awesome in the greatest showman. Oh! He can be some kind of love rival.

Debbie Harry can be in it to give it some kudos musically.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You have a screenplay for a movie. You’ve read it, read the script, met the director and casting team.

You are allowed to cast four main characters. What actors do you pick?

(You can make up what your movie is about, who the director is etc. I’m not choosing for ya) I reckon you should of been cast in 'The Lord of the rings'... as a wee cute Elf "

Is that a compliment or an insult?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You have a screenplay for a movie. You’ve read it, read the script, met the director and casting team.

You are allowed to cast four main characters. What actors do you pick?

(You can make up what your movie is about, who the director is etc. I’m not choosing for ya) I reckon you should of been cast in 'The Lord of the rings'... as a wee cute Elf

Is that a compliment or an insult?"
..hopefully a compliment

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