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By *ddit... OP   Man
over a year ago

Land of the giants... ;-)

Ok lads... we are talking height... I didn't measure mine accurately.. but id say around 5ft....

Gonna try to up my game tonight...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Probably a tablespoon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you Mark the splodges on your bedroom wall then measure, or fire over vertically challenged people as a gauge?

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By *ddit... OP   Man
over a year ago

Land of the giants... ;-)

I have no doubt that mine will be easily topped...

I know it's early days but I think it would make a great event at the Olympics. .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" Do you Mark the splodges on your bedroom wall then measure, or fire over vertically challenged people as a gauge? "

Brings new meaning to textured wallpaper.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Half inch less mess that way

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By *erotic_adventureMan
over a year ago

London, Scotland & The North,

Is Artex back in fashion?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ops bedrooms like a jackson pollock

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By *ddit... OP   Man
over a year ago

Land of the giants... ;-)


" Do you Mark the splodges on your bedroom wall then measure, or fire over vertically challenged people as a gauge? "

Either way is accurate. . I like the idea of lining people up in height order and firing over them... adds a sense of danger..

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

I always wondered why the artex on my ceiling was uneven

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I always wondered why the artex on my ceiling was uneven "

Sorry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" Do you Mark the splodges on your bedroom wall then measure, or fire over vertically challenged people as a gauge?

Either way is accurate. . I like the idea of lining people up in height order and firing over them... adds a sense of danger.."

Like hungry hippos?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I always wondered why the artex on my ceiling was uneven

Sorry "

It's the 5 foot stalactite that's a bit iffy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok lads... we are talking height... I didn't measure mine accurately.. but id say around 5ft....

Gonna try to up my game tonight... "
you have a cum height?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I always wondered why the artex on my ceiling was uneven

Sorry

It's the 5 foot stalactite that's a bit iffy "

Bleuuch!

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"I always wondered why the artex on my ceiling was uneven

Sorry

It's the 5 foot stalactite that's a bit iffy "

I can still walk under it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok lads... we are talking height... I didn't measure mine accurately.. but id say around 5ft....

Gonna try to up my game tonight... "
Right I'm taking a guess now baring in mind your cock is roughly half way up your body and the trajectory can't be straight up because it would go up your nostril with some force, so if you're standing up in this test we are taking on the ceiling yes, unless of course you live in a Georgian house?

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

The world record for furthest ejaculation is held by Horst Schultz (a porn star, I believe by trade).

It was measured just shy of six (yes SIX!) meters.

Impressive indeed. Dangerous even....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ops bedrooms like a jackson pollock"

I’m amazed you know who Jackson Pollock is !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok lads... we are talking height... I didn't measure mine accurately.. but id say around 5ft....

Gonna try to up my game tonight... "

I seriously didn’t realise this was a sport.. omg lol

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By *ddit... OP   Man
over a year ago

Land of the giants... ;-)


"Ok lads... we are talking height... I didn't measure mine accurately.. but id say around 5ft....

Gonna try to up my game tonight...

I seriously didn’t realise this was a sport.. omg lol "

It's all about the power the angle of lift.. and the least friction whilst flying through the air...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok lads... we are talking height... I didn't measure mine accurately.. but id say around 5ft....

Gonna try to up my game tonight... Right I'm taking a guess now baring in mind your cock is roughly half way up your body and the trajectory can't be straight up because it would go up your nostril with some force, so if you're standing up in this test we are taking on the ceiling yes, unless of course you live in a Georgian house? "
talking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rather mine go down into a lady's body not to be wasted.

But each to their own

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

I've hit my own nose with a blast before.

Is that the kind of survey your conducting op?

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By *r_BlueEyesMan
over a year ago

Manchester

I can honestly say that I've never really thought about this

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By *tirluvMan
over a year ago

the right frame of mind -London

Op you not using the famously inaccurate fab measuring tape again are you?

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By *ddit... OP   Man
over a year ago

Land of the giants... ;-)


"Op you not using the famously inaccurate fab measuring tape again are you?"

An improvised version

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"Op you not using the famously inaccurate fab measuring tape again are you?

An improvised version "

Try the Apple app

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By *tirluvMan
over a year ago

the right frame of mind -London


"Op you not using the famously inaccurate fab measuring tape again are you?

An improvised version

Try the Apple app "

No, don't be messin our minds with yir new fangled malarchy -especially when the old methods give us such encouraging results

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Op you not using the famously inaccurate fab measuring tape again are you?

An improvised version

Try the Apple app "

I’ve been fiddling with that (the Apple app I mean)

......Piece of crap though - I mean how hard can it be to accurately gauge the distance of a random cloud to my exact location?

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