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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

95% of the universe is made up of dark energy and dark matter.... so where is it all?

Answers with proof equations on the back of a fag packet to CERN research project....Switzerland!

Definite nobel prize and possible global domination to the correct respondent!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s with the 90% of our brain that we don’t use

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By *otBunsHunWoman
over a year ago

Yorkshire

It's all stuffed inside my 2 ex husbands...with loads of other useless crap

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Maybe .... but we can see a physical brain and studies do show we only use a small percentage of it.

On the other hand they know the dark stuff is there ... but can’t find it!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Now now ...... I’m sure there’s some good in them somewhere!

Haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In general, when the predictions of a scientific theory fall short of observations by 90% and need to conjure up unseen imaginary things in order to compensate for its massive failings...

...I tend to lean towards the theory just being wrong

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

To be fair nobody really knows... although all the calculations from observed behaviour tells us something is there.....

So you may well be right in your leanings....

I’m leaning towards it being there ..... maybe in a different dimension.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"95% of the universe is made up of dark energy and dark matter.... so where is it all?

Answers with proof equations on the back of a fag packet to CERN research project....Switzerland!

Definite nobel prize and possible global domination to the correct respondent!"

Let’s get it right OP. 75% of the universe is dark energy, 21% dark matter, 4% normal matter.

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

"95% of the universe is made up of dark energy and dark matter.... so where is it all?

Answers with proof equations on the back of a fag packet to CERN research project....Switzerland!

Definite nobel prize and possible global domination to the correct respondent!

Let’s get it right OP. 75% of the universe is dark energy, 21% dark matter, 4% normal matter. "

Thankyou.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

So I may have been that one per cent out on their combined percentage.

But there’s still a lot of them both somewhere!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It’s with the 90% of our brain that we don’t use

This is actually a myth, we use all of our brains. Yours factually X

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By *ily Con CarneTV/TS
over a year ago

Cornwall

"It’s with the 90% of our brain that we don’t use

This is actually a myth, we use all of our brains. X"

some on here don't ... i'm sure ...

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

"95% of the universe is made up of dark energy and dark matter.... so where is it all?

Answers with proof equations on the back of a fag packet to CERN research project....Switzerland!

Definite nobel prize and possible global domination to the correct respondent!

Let’s get it right OP. 75% of the universe is dark energy, 21% dark matter, 4% normal matter. "

And one third microbububbles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Missing Matter

For a long period of time there was much speculation and controversy about where the so-called "missing matter" of the Universe had got to. All over the Galaxy the science departments of all the major universities were acquiring more and more elaborate equipment to probe and search the hearts of distant galaxies, and then the very center and the very edges of the whole Universe, but when eventually it was tracked down it turned out in fact to be all the stuff which the equipment had been packed in.

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By *MP3Man
over a year ago

Between Scylla and Charybdis

"95% of the universe is made up of dark energy and dark matter.... so where is it all?

Answers with proof equations on the back of a fag packet to CERN research project....Switzerland!

Definite nobel prize and possible global domination to the correct respondent!

Let’s get it right OP. 75% of the universe is dark energy, 21% dark matter, 4% normal matter. "

Why dat matter?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"95% of the universe is made up of dark energy and dark matter.... so where is it all?

Answers with proof equations on the back of a fag packet to CERN research project....Switzerland!

Definite nobel prize and possible global domination to the correct respondent!

Let’s get it right OP. 75% of the universe is dark energy, 21% dark matter, 4% normal matter.

Why dat matter?

Because if there is too little matter the universe will continue to expand forever, too much and it will eventually collapse in a big crunch. the right amount and eventually it will stop.

At the moment the expansion is increasing in speed, so it looks like its a expand forever scenario, unless dark energy works like extra gravity at some point.

Not that i am worried, be a couple of Billion years before the gap between particles becomes to large to support organic life.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Sounds interesting...... but still no nearer to answering where it is...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sounds interesting...... but still no nearer to answering where it is..."

And we may never know.

It is my its nature, dark....lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's all stuffed inside my 2 ex husbands...with loads of other useless crap"

omg

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Apparently "down the back of the sofa" is not the right answer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Apparently "down the back of the sofa" is not the right answer."

There might be some there amongst the dust bunnies, just not all of it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's also with 99% of the space between atoms

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

Oh now you big silly, you forgot to tell us girls that this is a man thread.

Giggle , Giggle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh now you big silly, you forgot to tell us girls that this is a man thread.

Giggle , Giggle "

Ladies can do Physics too you know.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

"Oh now you big silly, you forgot to tell us girls that this is a man thread.

Giggle , Giggle

Ladies can do Physics too you know.

Is physics like knitting with wool ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh now you big silly, you forgot to tell us girls that this is a man thread.

Giggle , Giggle

Ladies can do Physics too you know.

Is physics like knitting with wool ?"

Yup, but you just have to replace wool with fundamental particles and forces, just when knitting with matter you really really should not drop a stitch.

You do that you end up with the earth....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Very good .... some funny stuff but I don’t think they’ll be opening the nobel prize cupboard just yet .... and the bilderberg group isn’t too worried about losing its grip on global domination!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The truth is out there...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Very good .... some funny stuff but I don’t think they’ll be opening the nobel prize cupboard just yet .... and the bilderberg group isn’t too worried about losing its grip on global domination!!"

Its ok, i am not from around here. Will be leaving way before your sun expands to become a red giant and melts the earth to a gassy blob.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dark energy and dark matter can only be observed through its effect on observable phenomenon.

It is like trying to find a woman who will meet on here. The probability is that they exist, the evidence on their effect on others is observable through the verifications they give to others. But it would be easier to fill a jar full of Dark Energy by sticking it on my radiator than convincing a woman to meet.

#sciencefact

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Alright for some!

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

"Missing Matter

Douglas Adams"

Nah, its down the back of the sofa.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

It’s true.... only it’s effects are observable.....for now!

But it must be somewhere!

As for the ladies on here ....they are gorgeous and adventurous.....

They meet who they choose.... c’est le vie!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dark energy and dark matter can only be observed through its effect on observable phenomenon."

In other words. Use Big Bang theory maths to predict what you're going to see through the telescope. Then look through it. See that 95% which doesn't match what we predicted. That's dark matter/energy doing that.

Ooooo

Yeah right. Bollocks. The maths is wrong. Much simpler answer. Occam my man. Occam

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It’s true.... only it’s effects are observable.....for now!

But it must be somewhere!

As for the ladies on here ....they are gorgeous and adventurous.....

They meet who they choose.... c’est le vie!"

Reply and quote dude, reply and quote.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Boulby potash mine in N York's / Teeside area, they have a dark matter research facility down there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Boulby potash mine in N York's / Teeside area, they have a dark matter research facility down there.

Is that the place they are looking for neutrino's and other exotic particles.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

"Boulby potash mine in N York's / Teeside area, they have a dark matter research facility down there.

Is that the place they are looking for neutrino's and other exotic particles.

I like neutrinos and milk ....mmmmmmmm

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Didn’t know that .... sounds excellent!

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By *otBunsHunWoman
over a year ago

Yorkshire

"Now now ...... I’m sure there’s some good in them somewhere!

Haha"
I'm failing to see it these days ha

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