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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

a gumboil could boil oil, how much oil could a gumboil boil if a gumboil could boil oil ?

Let's have your tongue twisters !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

red lorry yellow lorry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cock ..... always have fun twisting my tongue round cock.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not a pheasant plucker

I'm a pheasant pluckers son . . . . .

Sorry don't know the rest lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm not a pheasant plucker

I'm a pheasant pluckers son . . . . .

Sorry don't know the rest lol x"

I'm not a pheasant plucker, I'm a pheasant plucker's son.

I'm only plucking pheasants 'till the pheasant plucker comes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How many cookies could a good cook cook If a good cook could cook cookies? A good cook could cook as much cookies as a good cook who could cook cookies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

if a coal cart could cart coal how much coal could a coal cart cart if a coal cart coud cart coal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She sells sea shells by the sea shore.

The shells she sells are surely seashells.

So if she sells shells on the seashore,

I'm sure she sells seashore shells.

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By *obbytupperMan
over a year ago

Menston near Ilkley

Oh! I thought it was going to be the wonderful poem by Rudyard Kippling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If a bra is an upper topper titty flopper stopper,

And a jock strap is a lower Decker pecker checker,

And a roll of toilet tissue is a super duper doody pooper scooper,

What do you call a Japanese drummer boy whose father has diarrhea?

A slap happy Jappy with a crap happy pappy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck

If a woodchuck could chuck wood?

He would chuck, he would, as much as he could,

And chuck as much as a woodchuck would

If a woodchuck could chuck wo

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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Mrs Puggy Wuggy has a square cut punt.

Not a punt cut square,

Just a square cut punt.

It's round in the stern and blunt in the front.

Mrs Puggy Wuggy has a square cut punt.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Polish it behind the door xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

how about this one

I slit the sheet, the sheet I slit;

and on the slitted sheet I sit.

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

This used to be my party piece till I discovered much more fun that I could have with my tongue....

Betty Botter bought some butter,

"But," she said, "this butter's bitter.

If I bake this bitter butter,

It will make my batter bitter.

But a bit of better butter -

That would make my batter better."

So she bought a bit of butter,

Better than her bitter butter,

And she baked it in her batter,

And the batter was not bitter.

So 'twas better Betty Botter

Bought a bit of better butter.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Mum used to say one when I was younger (I was gonna say little, but I still am so..)

Anyway you have to say it real fast.

Think it goes summat along the lines of :

I was at this dance and a fella came up to me

He said 'can ya dance'

I said 'who ?'

He said 'you'

I said 'me'

He said 'aye'

I said 'no'

He said 'oh'

and he went

If anyone else has heard of it, let me know if I got it tits up !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am a pheasant plucker, I'm a pheasant plucker's son and I stay here plucking pheasants till the pheasant pluckings done.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If a bra is an upper topper titty flopper stopper,

And a jock strap is a lower Decker pecker checker,

And a roll of toilet tissue is a super duper doody pooper scooper,

What do you call a Japanese drummer boy whose father has diarrhea?

A slap happy Jappy with a crap happy pappy."
Lol fantastic lol

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By *uud 4-funMan
over a year ago

Dartford

The Leith Police dismisseth us

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Peter Piper sucked a pickled pecker;

A pickled pecker Peter Piper sucked;

If Peter Piper sucked a pickled pecker ,

Whose is the pickled pecker Peter Piper sucked?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

red leather, yellow leather.

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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By *emima_puddlefuckCouple
over a year ago

hexham


"Peter Piper sucked a pickled pecker;

A pickled pecker Peter Piper sucked;

If Peter Piper sucked a pickled pecker ,

Whose is the pickled pecker Peter Piper sucked?"

Are ypou naming and shaming!

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