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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Come sit on my knee and tell me.

Have you been good or bad this year and what do you want for a naughty christmas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Come sit on my knee and tell me.

Have you been good or bad this year and what do you want for a naughty christmas

Sits firmly on santas knee.....and he sooo knows ive been a good girl and im getting what i want for my nawty christmas

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Come sit on my knee and tell me.

Have you been good or bad this year and what do you want for a naughty christmas

Sits firmly on santas knee.....and he sooo knows ive been a good girl and im getting what i want for my nawty christmas

Are you sure you have been good

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

"Come sit on my knee and tell me.

Have you been good or bad this year and what do you want for a naughty christmas

*sits on knee*

I've been a very good girl this year.

Would like a 3 naked men in my christmas sack please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sits on Santa's knee and wiggles ...... you tell me Santa, you have the list of all the naughty girls, am I on it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Come sit on my knee and tell me.

Have you been good or bad this year and what do you want for a naughty christmas

Sits firmly on santas knee.....and he sooo knows ive been a good girl and im getting what i want for my nawty christmas

Are you sure you have been good

Ermmmmmm yes ive been very good well i got told i have so must be true

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ive been a good girl this year and want some naughty fun for christmas

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

Hi Santa, define 'good'

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I think all you ladies have been naughty and you now need to bend over for a good spanking before you receive your surprise

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never nawty but never says no to a spanking and a surprise......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

im naughty but in a good way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was always told Santa wouldn’t cum if I wasn’t a good boy…..,,,

Well sorry Santa, but I’ve been a naughty boy all year….

So I guess I'll just have to wait a bit longer, before your willing to empty your sack for me,,,,,,,

Sigh,,,,,,,,

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

Sits down in a manly way and very carefully I might add, and in a manly voice..

" I'd like the list of all the naughty girls names please.."

Gets up carefully.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sitting on santa hmmm

I've been too good this year, i'd like a sexy girl to amuse me this Xmsa x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sits down in a manly way and very carefully I might add, and in a manly voice..

" I'd like the list of all the naughty girls names please.."

Gets up carefully.

I think the naughty girls will find you when they want you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Amazing innit?! We teach our kids not to talk to strange men, then tell em its ok to sit on a sherry soaked, mince pie munching, house breakers knee!

Righty ho, where's the fat bloke in the red suit? I want to know why I didn't get a domino rally in 1983!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Amazing innit?! We teach our kids not to talk to strange men, then tell em its ok to sit on a sherry soaked, mince pie munching, house breakers knee!

Righty ho, where's the fat bloke in the red suit? I want to know why I didn't get a domino rally in 1983!

cos you were a little sod

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Amazing innit?! We teach our kids not to talk to strange men, then tell em its ok to sit on a sherry soaked, mince pie munching, house breakers knee!

Righty ho, where's the fat bloke in the red suit? I want to know why I didn't get a domino rally in 1983!

cos you were a little sod

I was a little sod?! And what were you when I saw you doing that thing to me mum with Rudolph's carrot??

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

sits on santas knee and snuggles in. Well santa, you know me and you know that everyone who meets me says that i'm very very good! So why do i have to wait till january to get all that i desire?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sits gingerley on Santa's knee and says, did ya hear the one about the fat guy with the bulging sack.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Amazing innit?! We teach our kids not to talk to strange men, then tell em its ok to sit on a sherry soaked, mince pie munching, house breakers knee!

Righty ho, where's the fat bloke in the red suit? I want to know why I didn't get a domino rally in 1983!

cos you were a little sod

I was a little sod?! And what were you when I saw you doing that thing to me mum with Rudolph's carrot??

giving her, her christmas wish and she only thought I came once a year

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Amazing innit?! We teach our kids not to talk to strange men, then tell em its ok to sit on a sherry soaked, mince pie munching, house breakers knee!

Righty ho, where's the fat bloke in the red suit? I want to know why I didn't get a domino rally in 1983!

cos you were a little sod

I was a little sod?! And what were you when I saw you doing that thing to me mum with Rudolph's carrot??

giving her, her christmas wish and she only thought I came once a year

What she wanted? She was trussed up with tinsel in a compromising position, at first I thought santa was stuffing the xmas turkey with raw carrots....how wrong could I have been

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Amazing innit?! We teach our kids not to talk to strange men, then tell em its ok to sit on a sherry soaked, mince pie munching, house breakers knee!

Righty ho, where's the fat bloke in the red suit? I want to know why I didn't get a domino rally in 1983!

cos you were a little sod

I was a little sod?! And what were you when I saw you doing that thing to me mum with Rudolph's carrot??

giving her, her christmas wish and she only thought I came once a year

What she wanted? She was trussed up with tinsel in a compromising position, at first I thought santa was stuffing the xmas turkey with raw carrots....how wrong could I have been

If you will shut up I will get you your domino rally

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"sits on santas knee and snuggles in. Well santa, you know me and you know that everyone who meets me says that i'm very very good! So why do i have to wait till january to get all that i desire?

because it's a very special wish you have asked for

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Amazing innit?! We teach our kids not to talk to strange men, then tell em its ok to sit on a sherry soaked, mince pie munching, house breakers knee!

Righty ho, where's the fat bloke in the red suit? I want to know why I didn't get a domino rally in 1983!

cos you were a little sod

I was a little sod?! And what were you when I saw you doing that thing to me mum with Rudolph's carrot??

giving her, her christmas wish and she only thought I came once a year

What she wanted? She was trussed up with tinsel in a compromising position, at first I thought santa was stuffing the xmas turkey with raw carrots....how wrong could I have been

If you will shut up I will get you your domino rally

Thats what you said to her!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Amazing innit?! We teach our kids not to talk to strange men, then tell em its ok to sit on a sherry soaked, mince pie munching, house breakers knee!

Righty ho, where's the fat bloke in the red suit? I want to know why I didn't get a domino rally in 1983!

cos you were a little sod

I was a little sod?! And what were you when I saw you doing that thing to me mum with Rudolph's carrot??

giving her, her christmas wish and she only thought I came once a year

What she wanted? She was trussed up with tinsel in a compromising position, at first I thought santa was stuffing the xmas turkey with raw carrots....how wrong could I have been

If you will shut up I will get you your domino rally

Thats what you said to her!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Amazing innit?! We teach our kids not to talk to strange men, then tell em its ok to sit on a sherry soaked, mince pie munching, house breakers knee!

Righty ho, where's the fat bloke in the red suit? I want to know why I didn't get a domino rally in 1983!

cos you were a little sod

I was a little sod?! And what were you when I saw you doing that thing to me mum with Rudolph's carrot??

giving her, her christmas wish and she only thought I came once a year

What she wanted? She was trussed up with tinsel in a compromising position, at first I thought santa was stuffing the xmas turkey with raw carrots....how wrong could I have been

If you will shut up I will get you your domino rally

Thats what you said to her!

Well?? Wheres me Domino Rally?? She kept her end up (in more ways than one!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sneaks in when no ones looking grabs santas sac and does a runner........

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

I prefer what's between his legs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I prefer what's between his legs

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what blue balls..

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I have been a good girl....

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

SW1A1AA

Ive been too good this year so for christmas i would like a long list of all the people i can be bad with in 2012

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

santa baby, a 54 convertible too - light blue...(opening gambit)

A kindle (middle ground)

Or a bar of galaxy.... (cheapskate)

lol!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"santa baby, a 54 convertible too - light blue...(opening gambit)

A kindle (middle ground)

Or a bar of galaxy.... (cheapskate)

lol!"

the first 2 not a problem but the 3rd now we will have to come to some sort of deal for that

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Amazing innit?! We teach our kids not to talk to strange men, then tell em its ok to sit on a sherry soaked, mince pie munching, house breakers knee!

Righty ho, where's the fat bloke in the red suit? I want to know why I didn't get a domino rally in 1983!

cos you were a little sod

I was a little sod?! And what were you when I saw you doing that thing to me mum with Rudolph's carrot??

giving her, her christmas wish and she only thought I came once a year

What she wanted? She was trussed up with tinsel in a compromising position, at first I thought santa was stuffing the xmas turkey with raw carrots....how wrong could I have been

If you will shut up I will get you your domino rally

Thats what you said to her!

Well?? Wheres me Domino Rally?? She kept her end up (in more ways than one!)

its in the post

honest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello Santa! Having checked out ur profile and then changed my knickers, I just want u in my stocking! Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cmon Santa - Domino Rally - is only about 20quid on ebay !!

and where is the mr frosty we both wanted but Never Got !!!! eh

ps approx 30-40 quid from same site

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Darling Santa, I am very bad. Is that good?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Darling Santa, I am very bad. Is that good?

Yes that is very good, now come sit on my lap for your prezzie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What i wanna know is wheres santas likkle helper......i fancied a 3sum

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By *adcowWoman
over a year ago

kirkcaldy

poor santa must be very tired after all these demands - here come have a lie down and i'll get the baby oil and give you a nice relaxing massage .

then we can discuss what i would like for xmas

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

well would you 2 ladies fancy giving santa his prezzie

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By *adgeeMan
over a year ago

Oatlands

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"well would you 2 ladies fancy giving santa his prezzie

Jeeez santa.....no pleasing you how many pressies do u need......

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"well would you 2 ladies fancy giving santa his prezzie

Jeeez santa.....no pleasing you how many pressies do u need......

Just 1

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

I don't sit on strange men's knees...

they sit on mine.... preferably prelubed

Merry Christmas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"well would you 2 ladies fancy giving santa his prezzie

Jeeez santa.....no pleasing you how many pressies do u need......

Just 1

And that would be????

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"well would you 2 ladies fancy giving santa his prezzie

Jeeez santa.....no pleasing you how many pressies do u need......

Just 1

And that would be????

I already think you know that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"well would you 2 ladies fancy giving santa his prezzie

Jeeez santa.....no pleasing you how many pressies do u need......

Just 1

And that would be????

I already think you know that

Mmmmmm think i do......

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

do you now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"do you now

yes i do santa ....you need.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooops santa move that carrot ..better lol...as ive been oohhh so good i would like to have a meal with Ray Winstone ..i dont think im asking for too much ...and that sack needs emptying lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

looking like santa's sack is going to be busy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"looking like santa's sack is going to be busy

and empty.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Santa's in the house

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

"Santa's in the house

well hello santa

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Santa's in the house

How many chimneys are you cumming down this year?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Santa's in the house

How many chimneys are you cumming down this year?

as many as I can get in

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Santa's in the house

well hello santa

well helloooooo and have you been good this year

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By *emima_puddlefuckCouple
over a year ago

hexham

"Come sit on my knee and tell me.

Have you been good or bad this year and what do you want for a naughty christmas

if i am sitting on your knee i think i might be getting what i want for christmas

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Come sit on my knee and tell me.

Have you been good or bad this year and what do you want for a naughty christmas

if i am sitting on your knee i think i might be getting what i want for christmas

I think you will too

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By *emima_puddlefuckCouple
over a year ago

hexham

"Come sit on my knee and tell me.

Have you been good or bad this year and what do you want for a naughty christmas

if i am sitting on your knee i think i might be getting what i want for christmas

I think you will too

so santa...do you want naughty or nice

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

i dont know santa i get very fidgetty if i sit still for too long

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

"Santa's in the house

well hello santa

well helloooooo and have you been good this year

I've been an

but I can always be naughty if its a preference

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Come sit on my knee and tell me.

Have you been good or bad this year and what do you want for a naughty christmas

if i am sitting on your knee i think i might be getting what i want for christmas

I think you will too

so santa...do you want naughty or nice

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oh I think you know Santa likes naughty but nice

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By *inktherapyCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester

I've been very good at being naughty and I'd like several (at least) fabsters to be naughty with some more, please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've been very good at being naughty and I'd like several (at least) fabsters to be naughty with some more, please

so you like to be a naughty girl and do you play nicely with your friends and share your toys

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By *inktherapyCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester

I always play nicely, and if men count as toys, then yes I share

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I always play nicely, and if men count as toys, then yes I share

Then santa will see that you enjoy your presents

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never mind flirting! Wheres my Domino Rally you feckin cheapskate!!

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