FabSwingers.com forum: Random things in a vagina

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What random things have you put in a vagina

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My cock. Once.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What random things have you put in a vagina

A cock

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By *rsSBWoman
over a year ago

toy town

Cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m glad I got in first by milliseconds!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cock

We all had the same thought

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

had a few different things

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Champagne

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A penis. Sometimes a couple of fingers. Occasionally a toy. All depends

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A twirly drinking straw with a little Santa Claus on it.

I’m not even joking.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cock, tongue, fingers, toy, banana, vibrator and my big toe

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"Cock, tongue, fingers, toy, banana, vibrator and my big toe"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cock, tongue, fingers, toy, banana, vibrator and my big toe"

Left foot or right foot?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cock, tongue, fingers, toy, banana, vibrator and my big toe

Left foot or right foot?"

Right

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

10 dinner candles

A foot

A butternut squash

Ice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"10 dinner candles

A foot

A butternut squash

Ice

Were the candles lit?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tadpoles

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"10 dinner candles

A foot

A butternut squash

Ice

Were the candles lit?"

Sadly not

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By *callycatMan
over a year ago

Mid Wales

A string of golden Ben wa balls. Then I took her off roading in my 4 by 4

It was very effective

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm old fashioned, and not original, my penis. But more then once, Dan.

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"My cock. Once. "

Dan's cock (I'm joking, I wish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"10 dinner candles

A foot

A butternut squash

Ice

Were the candles lit?

Sadly not "

That’s a shame

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Put a packet of haribo sweets into my mates fanny. See how far she can shoot them out

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

Ok back the truck up, can you folk please explain to us slightly vanilla folk how you end up with let’s say candles in your foof?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Put a packet of haribo sweets into my mates fanny. See how far she can shoot them out "

Sour ones or normal ?

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By *he SurveyorMan
over a year ago

Bury

A dozen frozen grapes

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"Put a packet of haribo sweets into my mates fanny. See how far she can shoot them out "

I sincerely hope Swing isn’t reading this and getting ideas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Put a packet of haribo sweets into my mates fanny. See how far she can shoot them out "

Hope they weren’t tangfastics... might sting a bit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok back the truck up, can you folk please explain to us slightly vanilla folk how you end up with let’s say candles in your foof?

Bit like candles in the wind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Flute

one time at band camp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Put a packet of haribo sweets into my mates fanny. See how far she can shoot them out "

Sweet.

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

My friend did once have to visit the hospital to have a chocolate Brazil nut removed. Not that there was much chocolate left on it

Bit of a waste of a Brazil nut I think.

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"Ok back the truck up, can you folk please explain to us slightly vanilla folk how you end up with let’s say candles in your foof?

Was doing a cam show for someone and that's what they wanted to see

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My friend did once have to visit the hospital to have a chocolate Brazil nut removed. Not that there was much chocolate left on it

Bit of a waste of a Brazil nut I think. "

Lucky it wasn’t a walnut whip

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By *exycouplemmmmCouple
over a year ago

Surrey

A fab lolly

A courgette

A champagne bottle

Think that’s about it... seemed like a good idea at the time!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok back the truck up, can you folk please explain to us slightly vanilla folk how you end up with let’s say candles in your foof?

Someone will enlighten you.

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By *heblackmacMan
over a year ago

Ladywell, Lewisham.

Obviously my big dick

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By *utsidenakedMan
over a year ago

Dorchester

Neck of port bottle with the cork out guess what's next

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

A Smart car.

She had a very spacious fanny (more room than inside the car in fact)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thumb is surprisingly pleasing...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thumb a lift home from the Smart car

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Both types lol ??

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"Ok back the truck up, can you folk please explain to us slightly vanilla folk how you end up with let’s say candles in your foof?

Someone will enlighten you."

James your jokes are as bad as Swing’s

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"A Smart car.

She had a very spacious fanny (more room than inside the car in fact)

Wizard’s sleeve?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wotsits

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"Ok back the truck up, can you folk please explain to us slightly vanilla folk how you end up with let’s say candles in your foof?

Was doing a cam show for someone and that's what they wanted to see

Did they enjoy it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wonder what Dynamo would put in there for you..mobile phone maybe

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS
over a year ago

west here ford shire

A hoover handle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Used a banana on a hotty in the back of the fire truck one night and ate the lot

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"My friend did once have to visit the hospital to have a chocolate Brazil nut removed. Not that there was much chocolate left on it

Bit of a waste of a Brazil nut I think. "

That could have been removed without a hospital trip and the nut eaten

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My cock. Once.

Dan's cock (I'm joking, I wish

) "

*sets SatNav*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Used a banana on a hotty in the back of the fire truck one night and ate the lot

At what point was it peeled?

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Some of the toys I've seen in the sex shop. Would love to see them being used!

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Used a banana on a hotty in the back of the fire truck one night and ate the lot

At what point was it peeled?"

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By *otlovefun42Couple
over a year ago

Costa Blanca Spain...

"Cock, tongue, fingers, toy, banana, vibrator and my big toe

All those plus wine and ice. Not at the same time though.

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By *andyMinx_tvTV/TS
over a year ago

Leeds

A cucumber.

A Mars Bar.

A truncheon.

A fleet of ships ( not really, just a quote from Derek and Clive...)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok back the truck up, can you folk please explain to us slightly vanilla folk how you end up with let’s say candles in your foof?

Someone will enlighten you.

James your jokes are as bad as Swing’s

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some people here could give Sticky Vickie a run for her money

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By *horecruxCouple
over a year ago

SE4

A marrow

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By *horecruxCouple
over a year ago

SE4

It had a smiley face too

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By *rsSBWoman
over a year ago

toy town

Elephant

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By *horecruxCouple
over a year ago

SE4

Oops it was the butternut squash that had the smiley face my bad

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By *ust chilled out meMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

A banana

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A Cadbury cream egg.... left it there for half an hour then my ex went to work cleaning it up with his tongue..... his easter treat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Amongst other things.... an aubergine, cucumber, strawberries...but not all at the same time!

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By *LIRTWITHUSCouple
over a year ago

Chester

"10 dinner candles

A foot

A butternut squash

Ice

Were the candles lit?"

Hot pussy

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By *ig daddy 1969Man
over a year ago

manchester

A sweet corn ( corn on the cob )

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By *rsSBWoman
over a year ago

toy town

Mountain goat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Brazil nuts and Haribo hmmm

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"Brazil nuts and Haribo hmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Brazil nuts and Haribo hmmm

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"Brazil nuts and Haribo hmmm

I’ll be checking for concealments

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Brazil nuts and Haribo hmmm

I’ll be checking for concealments

Oh hello

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"Ok back the truck up, can you folk please explain to us slightly vanilla folk how you end up with let’s say candles in your foof?

Was doing a cam show for someone and that's what they wanted to see

Did they enjoy it? "

They did. I did too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok back the truck up, can you folk please explain to us slightly vanilla folk how you end up with let’s say candles in your foof?

Was doing a cam show for someone and that's what they wanted to see

Did they enjoy it?

They did. I did too!

I can tell

Waxing lyrical about the experience is a giveaway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A can of Guinness...

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

Oh and an asti spumante bottle (neck)

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Technically I didn't put them there, dye, a camera, many medical instruments and hands on medical professionals.

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By *heekyDannyMan
over a year ago

North West

A Bicycle Pump

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A Cadbury cream egg.... left it there for half an hour then my ex went to work cleaning it up with his tongue..... his easter treat

I have done this too, one of the messiest and fun experiences to date

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Four candles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Four candles"

Handles for forks?

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By *otlovefun42Couple
over a year ago

Costa Blanca Spain...

The more I read this thread the more I think of the Benidorm legend Sticky Vicky.

Anyone who has seen her show will fully understand.

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By *vcarolTV/TS
over a year ago

kilmarnockish

Let’s see:

Various toys, in seemingly larger sizes, the small plastic drinks bottles...

hands..( one at a time!)...

then to use a saying improvise, adapt, overcum, a fence post (!)... various shampoo bottles ( currently a tresemme 500ml)... the wee ( LOL) plastic thing that BT use to connect cables out in the open ( not the ribbed one! As they don’t fit)

This is not an exhaustive list.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The more I read this thread the more I think of the Benidorm legend Sticky Vicky.

Anyone who has seen her show will fully understand.

I have! She’s retired now I think her daughter has taken over the show

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok back the truck up, can you folk please explain to us slightly vanilla folk how you end up with let’s say candles in your foof?

Shoplifting?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What random things have you put in a vagina

Nigel Slater

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is this like a 50p lucky bag close your eyes and see what you pull out..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My fingers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once tied Sasha to a chair in the living room, blindfolded her and used various household objects and random veg to get her off, she loved it but admitted she would never of done it if she could see what was happening. Thankfully she trusts me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fingers the chocolate kind.

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Ice cubes, kind of. I didn't put them in there like I do with half a lemon and garlic to a Chicken.

But they were involved

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By *ot-AshMan
over a year ago

London

Table tennis ball.

She really could shoot it out very far!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fingers the chocolate kind."

Nom!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mountain goat"
was it named billy

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

Lego X-Wing

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By *uteness69Woman
over a year ago

Walthamstow

Strawberry and champagne for a Wimbledon fan...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hands

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By *inkycreamCouple
over a year ago

manchester

Can of Carliing I think

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lego X-Wing"

Technically it’s not a vagina in that case... it’s a thermal exhaust port

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

"Lego X-Wing

Technically it’s not a vagina in that case... it’s a thermal exhaust port"

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By *LIRTWITHUSCouple
over a year ago

Chester

Saw pic on here with a large orange up there

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By *U1966Man
over a year ago

Devon

Wispa bar quite enjoyed eating it out

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By *verageguy123Man
over a year ago

Selby

Maltesers, only one at a time though

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ice loys are fun got my pussy throbbing and wet

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By *heblackmacMan
over a year ago

Ladywell, Lewisham.

"Cock

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how many?

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By *heblackmacMan
over a year ago

Ladywell, Lewisham.

"Cock

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how many?

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