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"Tears on my paella ?" Don't cry. I will find a vagina for you mate | |||
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"Tears on my paella ? Don't cry. I will find a vagina for you mate " Thanks bro | |||
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"Mmmm yes please, love paella x " So yummy. And no rabbit for the brits | |||
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"Tears on my paella ? Don't cry. I will find a vagina for you mate Thanks bro " Anytime | |||
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"If it smells like prawn, and tastes of prawn, I’m in .. (*actually I don’t like prawns, so I’ll have the chicken variety please, but that doesn’t work as a vagina analogy. And yes, I know prawns doesn’t either really!) " Oh god you posted it anyway | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 30/09/18 14:46:59] Yeah removal from probably the best option " Pfft! I have no shame! I put it back! | |||
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"Oh hello " I will bring some | |||
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"If it smells like prawn, and tastes of prawn, I’m in .. (*actually I don’t like prawns, so I’ll have the chicken variety please, but that doesn’t work as a vagina analogy. And yes, I know prawns doesn’t either really!) " Man up. It's real vagina... I mean real paella | |||
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"Mmmm yes please, love paella x So yummy. And no rabbit for the brits " I like rabbit actually. X | |||
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"Mmmm yes please, love paella x So yummy. And no rabbit for the brits I like rabbit actually. X " I bet you do Ps in Spain rabbit is another name for lady parts | |||
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"Yes please. I'm starving " Of course, my lovely. Great to see you | |||
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"Mmmm yes please, love paella x So yummy. And no rabbit for the brits I like rabbit actually. X I bet you do Ps in Spain rabbit is another name for lady parts " | |||
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"Love me some paella, I do." There's a plate for you | |||
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"Yes please. I'm starving Of course, my lovely. Great to see you " Delicious. I'll bring pudding. And you | |||
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"So I made paella and there's lots left. Anyone fancy some? And some paella? " Dammmnnnn that looks good, not had decenr paella in years | |||
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"Mmmm yes please, love paella x So yummy. And no rabbit for the brits I like rabbit actually. X I bet you do Ps in Spain rabbit is another name for lady parts " True story | |||
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"So I made paella and there's lots left. Anyone fancy some? And some paella? Dammmnnnn that looks good, not had decenr paella in years" It's authentic. Thank you | |||
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"Yes please. I'm starving Of course, my lovely. Great to see you Delicious. I'll bring pudding. And you " Bring yourself | |||
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"Yes please. I'm starving Of course, my lovely. Great to see you Delicious. I'll bring pudding. And you Bring yourself " Glad to see you haven't changed | |||
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"Yes please. I'm starving Of course, my lovely. Great to see you Delicious. I'll bring pudding. And you Bring yourself Glad to see you haven't changed " Why would I? | |||
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"Oh hello I will bring some " Hey you started the thread | |||
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"Oh hello I will bring some Hey you started the thread " I thought you were out | |||
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"Oh hello I will bring some Hey you started the thread I thought you were out " I was lurking although your paella is safe, seafood and I don’t get on. I like paella with chicken and chorizo | |||
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"Oh hello I will bring some Hey you started the thread I thought you were out I was lurking although your paella is safe, seafood and I don’t get on. I like paella with chicken and chorizo " If it has chorizo is not paella | |||
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"So I made paella and there's lots left. Anyone fancy some? And some paella? " If it has seafood then no thanks | |||
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"Oh hello I will bring some Hey you started the thread I thought you were out I was lurking although your paella is safe, seafood and I don’t get on. I like paella with chicken and chorizo If it has chorizo is not paella " Hey I never said anything about authenticity | |||
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"Love me some paella, I do. There's a plate for you " Thank you! | |||
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"So I made paella and there's lots left. Anyone fancy some? And some paella? If it has seafood then no thanks " It's not only,squid, prawns and mussels | |||
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"Can I please have some with a side order of boobies " But don't bit the boobies | |||
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"Oh hello I will bring some Hey you started the thread I thought you were out I was lurking although your paella is safe, seafood and I don’t get on. I like paella with chicken and chorizo If it has chorizo is not paella Hey I never said anything about authenticity " Another fake | |||
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"It’s devil’s food, no thanks. " I'm a devil woman, so you not wrong | |||
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"Love me some paella, I do. There's a plate for you Thank you! " Mwwwaaa | |||
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"Oh hello I will bring some Hey you started the thread I thought you were out I was lurking although your paella is safe, seafood and I don’t get on. I like paella with chicken and chorizo If it has chorizo is not paella Hey I never said anything about authenticity Another fake " I’m in good company | |||
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"Oh hello I will bring some Hey you started the thread I thought you were out I was lurking although your paella is safe, seafood and I don’t get on. I like paella with chicken and chorizo If it has chorizo is not paella Hey I never said anything about authenticity Another fake I’m in good company " Swinger is fake too | |||
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"Oh hello I will bring some Hey you started the thread I thought you were out I was lurking although your paella is safe, seafood and I don’t get on. I like paella with chicken and chorizo If it has chorizo is not paella Hey I never said anything about authenticity Another fake I’m in good company Swinger is fake too " We’re not Swingers so I guess so | |||
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"Oh hello I will bring some Hey you started the thread I thought you were out I was lurking although your paella is safe, seafood and I don’t get on. I like paella with chicken and chorizo If it has chorizo is not paella Hey I never said anything about authenticity Another fake I’m in good company Swinger is fake too We’re not Swingers so I guess so " FAKES!!!!!! | |||
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"So I made paella and there's lots left. Anyone fancy some? And some paella? " Si, por favor puedo tener un poco de paella? | |||
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"So I made paella and there's lots left. Anyone fancy some? And some paella? Si, por favor puedo tener un poco de paella?" Aqui tienes preciosa. Mwwwaaa | |||
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"Oh hello I will bring some Hey you started the thread I thought you were out I was lurking although your paella is safe, seafood and I don’t get on. I like paella with chicken and chorizo If it has chorizo is not paella Hey I never said anything about authenticity Another fake I’m in good company Swinger is fake too We’re not Swingers so I guess so FAKES!!!!!!" You called? | |||
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"Oh hello I will bring some Hey you started the thread I thought you were out I was lurking although your paella is safe, seafood and I don’t get on. I like paella with chicken and chorizo If it has chorizo is not paella Hey I never said anything about authenticity Another fake I’m in good company Swinger is fake too We’re not Swingers so I guess so FAKES!!!!!! You called? " Hello sweetheart would you like some of my fake paella? | |||
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"Oh hello I will bring some Hey you started the thread I thought you were out I was lurking although your paella is safe, seafood and I don’t get on. I like paella with chicken and chorizo If it has chorizo is not paella Hey I never said anything about authenticity Another fake I’m in good company Swinger is fake too We’re not Swingers so I guess so FAKES!!!!!! You called? Hello sweetheart would you like some of my fake paella? " Hell yeah | |||
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"So I made paella and there's lots left. Anyone fancy some? And some paella? Si, por favor puedo tener un poco de paella?" Tal vez un poco de diversion para adultos siera Bueno tambian ? | |||
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"Oh hello I will bring some Hey you started the thread I thought you were out I was lurking although your paella is safe, seafood and I don’t get on. I like paella with chicken and chorizo If it has chorizo is not paella Hey I never said anything about authenticity Another fake I’m in good company Swinger is fake too We’re not Swingers so I guess so FAKES!!!!!! You called? Hello sweetheart would you like some of my fake paella? Hell yeah " All yours | |||
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"So I made paella and there's lots left. Anyone fancy some? And some paella? Si, por favor puedo tener un poco de paella? Tal vez un poco de diversion para adultos siera Bueno tambian ?" Porque no | |||
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"Oh hello I will bring some Hey you started the thread I thought you were out I was lurking although your paella is safe, seafood and I don’t get on. I like paella with chicken and chorizo If it has chorizo is not paella Hey I never said anything about authenticity Another fake I’m in good company Swinger is fake too We’re not Swingers so I guess so FAKES!!!!!! You called? Hello sweetheart would you like some of my fake paella? Hell yeah All yours " Get a thread | |||
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"So I made paella and there's lots left. Anyone fancy some? And some paella? " What's for pudding...Mrsb? | |||
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"So I made paella and there's lots left. Anyone fancy some? And some paella? What's for pudding...Mrsb? " Icecream all over me | |||
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"Oh hello I will bring some Hey you started the thread I thought you were out I was lurking although your paella is safe, seafood and I don’t get on. I like paella with chicken and chorizo If it has chorizo is not paella Hey I never said anything about authenticity Another fake I’m in good company Swinger is fake too We’re not Swingers so I guess so FAKES!!!!!! You called? Hello sweetheart would you like some of my fake paella? Hell yeah All yours Get a bed " Don’t worry all booked | |||
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"So I made paella and there's lots left. Anyone fancy some? And some paella? Si, por favor puedo tener un poco de paella? Tal vez un poco de diversion para adultos siera Bueno tambian ? Porque no " | |||
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"I'm sure I get first option on paella. " I think you and your luscious locks may be a bit late to the fiesta | |||
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"I'm sure I get first option on paella. " You do. When are you coming to mama's? | |||
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"I'm sure I get first option on paella. I think you and your luscious locks may be a bit late to the fiesta " Better late than never! Someone mentioned paella?... | |||
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"I'm sure I get first option on paella. I think you and your luscious locks may be a bit late to the fiesta Better late than never! Someone mentioned paella?... " There's lots left | |||
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"I'm sure I get first option on paella. You do. When are you coming to mama's? " Soon hopefully x | |||
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"Looks lush Mrs SB, I'm on my way " I can't wait for you to get here | |||
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"I'm sure I get first option on paella. You do. When are you coming to mama's? Soon hopefully x" When you are free , mama will teach you | |||
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"I'm sure I get first option on paella. I think you and your luscious locks may be a bit late to the fiesta Better late than never! Someone mentioned paella?... There's lots left " I've got a mahoosive chilli bubbling on the hob, but I can always have that tomorrow instead | |||
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"I'm sure I get first option on paella. I think you and your luscious locks may be a bit late to the fiesta Better late than never! Someone mentioned paella?... There's lots left I've got a mahoosive chilli bubbling on the hob, but I can always have that tomorrow instead " What to have for dessert? | |||
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"My ex use to make a great paella. Helped she was Spanish " That's why mine is food. I'm Spanish | |||
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"Love to eat op’s pie mmmm" Cheeky | |||
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"Just had some pie from ella " | |||
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"Me encanta la paella y soy de una familia italiana. ¿Traeré gelato?" Perfecto. ¿qué vino tomamos? Bella | |||
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"My ex use to make a great paella. Helped she was Spanish That's why mine is food. I'm Spanish " I know I'm a long time stalker | |||
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"My ex use to make a great paella. Helped she was Spanish That's why mine is food. I'm Spanish I know I'm a long time stalker" | |||
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"So I made paella and there's lots left. Anyone fancy some? And some paella? " Yes | |||
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"Me encanta la paella y soy de una familia italiana. ¿Traeré gelato? Perfecto. ¿qué vino tomamos? Bella " Usted proporciona el español, le traeré un montepulciano | |||
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"The exotic flair and passion are a dead giveaway to your nationality " We can't help it Not that I try | |||
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"I'm sure I get first option on paella. I think you and your luscious locks may be a bit late to the fiesta Better late than never! Someone mentioned paella?... There's lots left I've got a mahoosive chilli bubbling on the hob, but I can always have that tomorrow instead What to have for dessert? " Chocolate! Of course | |||
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"Me encanta la paella y soy de una familia italiana. ¿Traeré gelato? Perfecto. ¿qué vino tomamos? Bella Usted proporciona el español, le traeré un montepulciano " Perfect ,¿ qué te parece un Priorat? | |||
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"I'm sure I get first option on paella. I think you and your luscious locks may be a bit late to the fiesta Better late than never! Someone mentioned paella?... There's lots left I've got a mahoosive chilli bubbling on the hob, but I can always have that tomorrow instead What to have for dessert? Chocolate! Of course " Where should we serve it? | |||
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"Yes please I’ll bring s bottle round to accomplice to it !! " | |||
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"So I made paella and there's lots left. Anyone fancy some? And some paella? Yes " | |||
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"Me encanta la paella y soy de una familia italiana. ¿Traeré gelato? Perfecto. ¿qué vino tomamos? Bella Usted proporciona el español, le traeré un montepulciano Perfect ,¿ qué te parece un Priorat? " Nunca lo intenté y me gusta probar cosas nuevas. | |||
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"Me encanta la paella y soy de una familia italiana. ¿Traeré gelato? Perfecto. ¿qué vino tomamos? Bella Usted proporciona el español, le traeré un montepulciano Perfect ,¿ qué te parece un Priorat? Nunca lo intenté y me gusta probar cosas nuevas. " Es de una zona de Cataluña, delicioso | |||
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"Surely there’d be no finer dessert than the cook themselves mmmmmm" You | |||
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"MY FAVE " No you are my fave | |||
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"Me encanta la paella y soy de una familia italiana. ¿Traeré gelato? Perfecto. ¿qué vino tomamos? Bella Usted proporciona el español, le traeré un montepulciano Perfect ,¿ qué te parece un Priorat? Nunca lo intenté y me gusta probar cosas nuevas. Es de una zona de Cataluña, delicioso " suena simplemente perfecto | |||
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"Me encanta la paella y soy de una familia italiana. ¿Traeré gelato? Perfecto. ¿qué vino tomamos? Bella Usted proporciona el español, le traeré un montepulciano Perfect ,¿ qué te parece un Priorat? Nunca lo intenté y me gusta probar cosas nuevas. Es de una zona de Cataluña, delicioso suena simplemente perfecto " Estas invitada si jamás vienes al norte | |||
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"Surely there’d be no finer dessert than the cook themselves mmmmmm You " Eres la posibilidad mas deliciosa | |||
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"I dont like it " *unfriend and block* | |||
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"Me encanta la paella y soy de una familia italiana. ¿Traeré gelato? Perfecto. ¿qué vino tomamos? Bella Usted proporciona el español, le traeré un montepulciano Perfect ,¿ qué te parece un Priorat? Nunca lo intenté y me gusta probar cosas nuevas. Es de una zona de Cataluña, delicioso suena simplemente perfecto Estas invitada si jamás vienes al norte " ¡¡Gracias!! Y lo mismo si alguna vez estás en el suroeste | |||
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"So I made paella and there's lots left. Anyone fancy some? And some paella? " Can I have ketchup on my paella? | |||
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"So I made paella and there's lots left. Anyone fancy some? And some paella? Can I have ketchup on my paella?" *block * | |||
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"I’m just having some pasta for one, it’s cannelloni." What did you stuff in them? | |||
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"So I made paella and there's lots left. Anyone fancy some? And some paella? Can I have ketchup on my paella? *block *" Dam .... a food fascist ...... at least I didn’t ask for BBQ sauce | |||
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"So I made paella and there's lots left. Anyone fancy some? And some paella? Can I have ketchup on my paella? *block * Dam .... a food fascist ...... at least I didn’t ask for BBQ sauce " | |||
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"So I made paella and there's lots left. Anyone fancy some? And some paella? Can I have ketchup on my paella? *block * Dam .... a food fascist ...... at least I didn’t ask for BBQ sauce " I have Californian red. The one with the death thing and an orange label | |||
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"It’s devil’s food, no thanks. " Ha ha I agree! Blurrrgh.... | |||
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