FabSwingers.com forum: Fabswingers nativity play/pantomime

By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

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Ok, so we are having a fabswingers nativity play/pantomime and you have to choose who is going to play which character.

Obviously we cant have a virgin mary or three wise men

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

did they have a cow in the stable

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

About a thousand suitable to play the asses.

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

SW1A1AA

"did they have a cow in the stable

Bet there was one somewhere.

Im going to be the bright shiny star cause its my play lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

in Dick Whittingham panto I have to be pussy in boots

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok, so we are having a fabswingers nativity play/pantomime and you have to choose who is going to play which character.

Obviously we cant have a virgin mary or three wise men

thats discrimination and am putting a formal complaint into admin as we speak on behalf of all us Mary's

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By *obbytupperMan
over a year ago

Menston near Ilkley

Can I be Herod?

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

bagsy donkey/ass before anyone else suggest me for it........

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

SW1A1AA

"Ok, so we are having a fabswingers nativity play/pantomime and you have to choose who is going to play which character.

Obviously we cant have a virgin mary or three wise men

thats discrimination and am putting a formal complaint into admin as we speak on behalf of all us Mary's

Im putting a complaint in to the trades description act if you think your a fucking virgin

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By *obletonMan
over a year ago

By the beach

Can I be Luke Skywalker?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I be Luke Skywalker?"

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

Is Soapy the baby Jesus?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I be the inn keeper saying I am full tonight?

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"Can I be Luke Skywalker?"

haha that reminds me of the tv prgramme 'the nativity' with ralph litle, mark addy, and john thompson in where they all played kids in a nativity. Ralph little's character wasnt happy with his costume so came on in an astronaut suit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In a PC nativity play... Surely we could find three queens...

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

SW1A1AA

"In a PC nativity play... Surely we could find three queens...

_iew will be away when we put on the performance

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I be a tree?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I be a tree?"

Only if ya let Paddy sit on ya head...;-);-)

*Runs*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll be in the audience and throw tomatoes at the ones that can't act, the tomatoes will still be in the tins!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I be a tree?

Only if ya let Paddy sit on ya head...;-);-)

*Runs*"

I was going to sit on paddys head

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I be a tree?

Only if ya let Paddy sit on ya head...;-);-)

*Runs*

I was going to sit on paddys head

Then ya gotta let him be the tree...

Just remember to keep his baubles polished...;-)

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

ile be backstage helping with costumes wigs etc

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By *emima_puddlefuckCouple
over a year ago

hexham

can i be the angel...i've got a halo!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who is going to be Wishy Washy...?

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

Advert

Back end of horse seeks front end...costume not requires...;-)

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

"Who is going to be Wishy Washy...?

wishy of course

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

I'll be the grumpy old man - there must be one somewhere in the ato world

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wanna be the Fairy Godmother...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wanna be the Fairy Godmother...

I wanna do the Fairy Godmother...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

guess i could be a sheep what with bein welsh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is Soapy the baby Jesus?

Oh my god i never expected that one xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I will be the d*unken heckler at the back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I will be the d*unken heckler at the back

Bloody hell people we have a professional among us xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I will be the d*unken heckler at the back

Trust you to be on the back row

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"can i be the angel...i've got a halo!"

ffs jem, when they said you had a big ring they were not meaning a halo girl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

can I join in, but will let you pick a part for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What part ya want picking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"can i be the angel...i've got a halo!

ffs jem, when they said you had a big ring they were not meaning a halo girl"

Its her ring of confidence...;-)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What part ya want picking

"
Well if you want to sit on my knee and we can talk about whatever comes up

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over a year ago

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

what.... a husband and heavily pregnant wife both with a slightly darker skin tone turn up and ask for shelter for the night....

brb... off to read some of the other threads on here and will give you a shout....

as for a pantomine... I will be Dick and will go off to Londontown to see where the streets are lined with gold.... Think it is called Knightsbridge.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want a part

please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im deffo the angel...adjust halo....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I want a part

please

The script writer is the only Private part I can think of...;-)

...If you arent too busy rewriting ya profile...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I want a part

please

The script writer is the only Private part I can think of...;-)

...If you arent too busy rewriting ya profile...

I stand at the back singing *Oh cum all ye faithful*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I want a part

please

The script writer is the only Private part I can think of...;-)

...If you arent too busy rewriting ya profile...

I stand at the back singing *Oh cum all ye faithful*

Or the famous chorus from Handels Messiah...

"And we like sheep...and goats n pigs n ducks"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll be in the audience shouting, "He's behiiiind yoouuuuuuuuuu!!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll be the 'Priaple Boy'.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want to be tinkerbell.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I want to be tinkerbell. "

... Or tinkered with...?

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

Can I be the inn keeper, ? drinking is what I do bestest. *hic*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I be a tree?

Only if ya let Paddy sit on ya head...;-);-)

*Runs*

I was going to sit on paddys head

Then ya gotta let him be the tree...

Just remember to keep his baubles polished...;-)"

so if he is the tree what am I?

Oh and Luke would like a part too please!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I be a tree?

Only if ya let Paddy sit on ya head...;-);-)

*Runs*

I was going to sit on paddys head

Then ya gotta let him be the tree...

Just remember to keep his baubles polished...;-)

so if he is the tree what am I?

Oh and Luke would like a part too please!"

Luke can be a tree and I will sit on him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I want to be tinkerbell.

... Or tinkered with...?

Ding dong!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I be the dog? All them trees, what a perfect xmas pressie!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I be the dog? All them trees, what a perfect xmas pressie!!

you only want to cock your leg dont ya

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I be the dog? All them trees, what a perfect xmas pressie!!

you only want to cock your leg dont ya

Not just my leg

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I be the dog? All them trees, what a perfect xmas pressie!!

you only want to cock your leg dont ya

Not just my leg

look I am not that bad honest no need for the gun

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By *icboyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

I'll be the front of the panto horse...who fancies being the rear...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll be the front of the panto horse...who fancies being the rear...

pass , dont want you farting in my face

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By *icboyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

I'll let you get the front then...I'll go behind you...I know ladies do not fart...just dont wear any panties...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll be the front of the panto horse...who fancies being the rear...

pass , dont want you farting in my face

specially if ya had brussels

Wolf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll let you get the front then...I'll go behind you...I know ladies do not fart...just dont wear any panties...

panties whats panties

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll be the front of the panto horse...who fancies being the rear...

pass , dont want you farting in my face

specially if ya had brussels

Wolf

little bubbles of wind yummy

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By *icboyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

I am good for the comedy farting horse...seeing as you are not going to let it go...xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll dress as a sheep and hang around with the mangey

Wolf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am good for the comedy farting horse...seeing as you are not going to let it go...xxx

see now I think you have just made that up , I have never ever seen a comedy farting horse in any nativity play

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If there is a inn keeper, there must be a shop keeper too. I'm perfect being Indian, LOL.

Failing that, I want to be the darkness around the shining star that is diamondsmiles, altogether a big pantomime Awwwwwww

Look out Karen, he's behind you (again)

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

i'll be a shepherd - i'll even bring my own tea towel!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can it have a modern twist?...I could be a wise woman

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By *icboyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Can it have a modern twist?...I could be a wise woman

Thought you were blonde...pmsl...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

LMAO.....ya can be blonde and smart ya know

xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"LMAO.....ya can be blonde and smart ya know

xxx"

Can you ?

Get ready for wrath .... pantomime villain

Boooooooo hsssssssssss

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

SW1A1AA

"If there is a inn keeper, there must be a shop keeper too. I'm perfect being Indian, LOL.

Failing that, I want to be the darkness around the shining star that is diamondsmiles, altogether a big pantomime Awwwwwww

Look out Karen, he's behind you (again)"

awwwwwwwwww your such a sweetie, but if your going to be an asian shopkeeper you will have to let mary and joseph in cause asian shops never close

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ooooh i'm so confused

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

SW1A1AA

"ooooh i'm so confused

You can be a donkey then but you got to wiggle your tail

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"awwwwwwwwww your such a sweetie, but if your going to be an asian shopkeeper you will have to let mary and joseph in cause asian shops never close

Technically speaking Jesus isn't born yet, when they find out there is no room at the inn, so with there not being a xmas day yet, there's no Christmas day closing, so yeah your right the shop would be open. 24/7, lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i'll provide the transport

ding, ding !

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

see now I think you have just made that up , I have never ever seen a comedy farting horse in any nativity play

I agree. The farting horse is clearly a tragic role.

(This message on behalf of the equine constipation society)

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By *xscotMan
over a year ago

Kingston

as long as I am not the one in the camel hair coat

and I am always a star - even if a bit faded now - lol

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

I'll direct - I recently made my directorial debut locally - to spice things up I included a lesbian shower scene - some said I was the bold, cutting edge, new director that modern theatre needed - others said I rather spoilt the Year 3 Nativity

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You owe me a new keyboard, mines covered in my afternoon cuppa.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll direct - I recently made my directorial debut locally - to spice things up I included a lesbian shower scene - some said I was the bold, cutting edge, new director that modern theatre needed - others said I rather spoilt the Year 3 Nativity

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

that did genuinely make me LOL

thank you

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By *ola cubesMan
over a year ago

coatbridge

my part an extra off to the side twiddling thumbs

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

that did genuinely make me LOL

thank you

And Me

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

"You owe me a new keyboard, mines covered in my afternoon cuppa."

keyboard on its way - though I'm fairly sure you'll have covered your keyboard with worse before

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

that did genuinely make me LOL

thank you

very welcome xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"keyboard on its way - though I'm fairly sure you'll have covered your keyboard with worse before

Like my sex life, only covered in dust, lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I be the dog? All them trees, what a perfect xmas pressie!!

I am not being a tree if Your going to be a dog!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I be a tree?

Only if ya let Paddy sit on ya head...;-);-)

*Runs*

I was going to sit on paddys head

Then ya gotta let him be the tree...

Just remember to keep his baubles polished...;-)

so if he is the tree what am I?

Oh and Luke would like a part too please!"

Baubles or Fairy lights...@;-)

Depends what sort of statement ya tryin ta make...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I be a tree?

Only if ya let Paddy sit on ya head...;-);-)

*Runs*

I was going to sit on paddys head

Then ya gotta let him be the tree...

Just remember to keep his baubles polished...;-)

so if he is the tree what am I?

Oh and Luke would like a part too please!"

Baubles or Fairy lights....

Depends what sort of statement ya tryin ta make...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I be Poncho the Pilot?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd like to take on the three Kings, please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd like to take on the three Kings, please.

Tag team...?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd like to take on the three Kings, please.

Tag team...?

well it certainly ain't fer their camel toes!

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