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Thrice I have been denied

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Just as Jesus felt rejected, I too am feeling lonely, pitiful, adrift... I’ve tried rubbing myself with a wire brush. Many times and very vigorously in fact. But I’m still here on my own with no action. What’s wrong with my profile?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just as Jesus felt rejected, I too am feeling lonely, pitiful, adrift... I’ve tried rubbing myself with a wire brush. Many times and very vigorously in fact. But I’m still here on my own with no action. What’s wrong with my profile? "

For me, the use of the word “squelchy” made me cringe haha.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dick cheese is pretty niche for a fetish....maybe widen your audience by including all unwashed areas?

Apart from that you're good

Peach x

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By *an_LexaCouple
over a year ago

Sunderland

For me it’s your lack of experience, otherwise I’d be straight in.

Lex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Teld uu the other week theres no info about you thicken it up

The pics look quite funny mind you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The comedy element goes unseen on here - people are generally quite moody so you'll be consistently overlooked.

Assuming your profile is meant to be...err...funny.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Also the name

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

My barse is fragrant, people tell me it’s intoxicating.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just as Jesus felt rejected, I too am feeling lonely, pitiful, adrift... I’ve tried rubbing myself with a wire brush. Many times and very vigorously in fact. But I’m still here on my own with no action. What’s wrong with my profile? "

Just wondering where you got the goat haired leggings from

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

You should see my winky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The hosepipe left out on the patio is a nono for me.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Amazon. Search “Ghillie Desert Suit”

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

I’m slightly scared

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh its you again

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Really? That’s what you’re concerned about???

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By *ovingittwoCouple
over a year ago

Norwich

Funny pics x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*wondering if I could sample some Dick cheese and if it comes with a wine recommendation*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The comedy element goes unseen on here - people are generally quite moody so you'll be consistently overlooked.

Assuming your profile is meant to be...err...funny."

What a croc of turtle turds funny is essential on here

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

A nice ripe smegma with a full bodied Merlot always works a treat for me. Especially with some lube a honking great butt plug up my special Sphinx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I’m feeling ignored. And, to be honest, a bit raw. My wire brush is no substitute for a real person. My Japseye would probably agree.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Amazon. Search “Ghillie Desert Suit”"

Ah camo they use for snipers?

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By *heRealMrSBMan
over a year ago

Warrington

Take heart and chin up...

Yes Jesus was rejected.. but fear not.. he was also marched across a desert carrying a giant cross whilst whipped and then nailed to it brutally in the blistering sun. Also a crown of nails and thorns and stuff was forced over his head bleeding into his eyes. Some other dudes and their wives were also nailed there too.

So I'm told.. never saw the film...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Yeah, my neighbours love it. I have a bit of a problem with the local constabulary though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You are fucking hilarious, yours is the funniest fab profile I have came across!! I wish they did notifications every time you posted something lol xxx

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By *rsSBWoman
over a year ago

toy town


"Take heart and chin up...

Yes Jesus was rejected.. but fear not.. he was also marched across a desert carrying a giant cross whilst whipped and then nailed to it brutally in the blistering sun. Also a crown of nails and thorns and stuff was forced over his head bleeding into his eyes. Some other dudes and their wives were also nailed there too.

So I'm told.. never saw the film..."

And then you make fun of me reading the bible

Btw isn't this GoT?

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By *heRealMrSBMan
over a year ago

Warrington


"Take heart and chin up...

Yes Jesus was rejected.. but fear not.. he was also marched across a desert carrying a giant cross whilst whipped and then nailed to it brutally in the blistering sun. Also a crown of nails and thorns and stuff was forced over his head bleeding into his eyes. Some other dudes and their wives were also nailed there too.

So I'm told.. never saw the film...

And then you make fun of me reading the bible

Btw isn't this GoT? "

I just like to turn up sporadically and toss a grenade in the room..

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By *rsSBWoman
over a year ago

toy town


"Take heart and chin up...

Yes Jesus was rejected.. but fear not.. he was also marched across a desert carrying a giant cross whilst whipped and then nailed to it brutally in the blistering sun. Also a crown of nails and thorns and stuff was forced over his head bleeding into his eyes. Some other dudes and their wives were also nailed there too.

So I'm told.. never saw the film...

And then you make fun of me reading the bible

Btw isn't this GoT?

I just like to turn up sporadically and toss you around the room.. "

Fify

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Urm ok u could be a little bit broken im gonna back awy slowly

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By *ovingittwoCouple
over a year ago

Norwich


"You are fucking hilarious, yours is the funniest fab profile I have came across!! I wish they did notifications every time you posted something lol xxx "

That's a great idea! He should have his own forum platform!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dont worry ...

Always look on the bright side of life ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I try to. I always wiper my nob on the curtains on my way out. But my underside is a worry.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dont worry ...

Always look on the bright side of life .."

If it's any consolation,I don't think Jesus gets much action on here either. I'm not sure about Brian but there is definitely quite a few Biggus Dickus's.

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