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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

the Day chuck Norris was born, he drove his mother home from the hospital.

And yes he did roundhouse the midwife.

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By *igboobstCouple
over a year ago

barrow

Chuck Norris makes onions cry

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By *ryitonce6978Man
over a year ago

Hotel on Wednesday 27th

The day Chuck Norris was born, Nazi Germany surrendered.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

he can lift up a chair with one hand, while he's sitting on it..

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By *igboobstCouple
over a year ago

barrow

Chuck Norris has a bear skin rug, it’s not dead just afraid to move

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The day Chuck Norris was born, Nazi Germany surrendered."

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ZrHmcpRAZNs

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By *itvclaireTV/TS
over a year ago

Birmingham

Chuck Norris doesn't do press ups. He pushes the earth down.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Chuck Norris has a summer cottage, on the sun

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By *igboobstCouple
over a year ago

barrow

How many press ups can you do?

Chuck Norris......all of them

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

Chuck Norris is listed as a Weapon of Mass Distruction by the United Nations...

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

Before the bogeyman goes to sleep, he checks under the bed for Chuck Norris

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Chuck Norris doesn’t flush the toilet, he scares the shit out of it.

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Chuck Norris has the other half of the phantom of the operas mask.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He invented the giraffe by uppercutting a horse.

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By *igboobstCouple
over a year ago

barrow

xhuck Norris died twenty year ago death just hasn’t built up the courage to tell him

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By *D04Couple
over a year ago

Leigh

Chuck Norris doesnt use the force. The force uses Chuck Norris.

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By *rsbrooksandjohnCouple
over a year ago

Swansea

The us marines use chuck Chuck Norris' s fight scene to train their troops

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chuck norris was once bitten bt a black mamba! After 3 days of agonising pain, the snake finally died

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.

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By *igboobstCouple
over a year ago

barrow

Chuck Norris never dials the wrong number you pick up the wrong phone

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

If a zombie bites chuck Norris, the zombie becomes a chuck Norris

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Has anyone googled ‘where’s chuck norris’?

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By *aul DeUther-OneMan
over a year ago

Sussex

Chuck Norris can single handedly split atoms... and then stick them back together again.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Chuck Norris has a bear skin rug, it’s not dead just afraid to move "

Not heard this one before!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Has anyone googled ‘where’s chuck norris’?"

I'm going to now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Has anyone googled ‘where’s chuck norris’?

I'm going to now."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People say chuck Norris tears can cure cancer.

To bad he has never cried

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did

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By *wisted999Man
over a year ago

North Bucks

Chuck Norris fought gay marriage.

Gay Marriage won.

(He really did you now)

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By *igboobstCouple
over a year ago

barrow

Chuck Norris challenged Michal Jackson to a dance off....the loser had to change colour

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chuck Norris once went skydiving and the parachute failed to open,

He took it back the next day for a refund

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 30/09/18 01:44:49]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chuck Norris uses ribbed condoms inside out so he gets the pleasure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch, he decides what time it is.

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By *iss Penny TrationWoman
over a year ago

Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chuck Norris has already been to Mars, that's why there are no signs of life there

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 30/09/18 06:31:08]

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Jesus walked on water

Chuck Norris swam through dry land

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Chuck Norris computer has no CRTL key

Chuck Norris is always in control

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ever written your name in the snow with piss?

Chuck Norris pisses his name into concrete.

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By *ily Con CarneTV/TS
over a year ago

Cornwall

it seems as though I'm the only one who had to google the name... thought it was a code word for some sort of deviant behaviour.... ....seriously, I'd never heard of him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"it seems as though I'm the only one who had to google the name... thought it was a code word for some sort of deviant behaviour.... ....seriously, I'd never heard of him "

Yeah, but Chuck Norris has heard of you ............

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When Chuck Norris moved out of his parents home, he said to his dad "You're the man of the house now"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

When they released the kraken

Chuck Norris put it in his aquarium

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chuck norris is a pussy my mum would kick his arse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chuck Norris punched the ground once, now we have the grand canyon, thanks Chuck!

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By *oxesMan
over a year ago

Southend, Essex

Chuck noris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard they saw on face.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Chuck Norris can email you a roundhouse kick.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chuck Norris got beat off Bruce lee

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Chuck Norris got beat off Bruce lee"

Bruce Lee beat off ChuckNorris? I knew they were close

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Chuck Norris got beat off Bruce lee"

Yes he did, but is still alive, coincidence?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Chuck Norris got beat off Bruce lee

Yes he did, but is still alive, coincidence?"

Actually it’s quite fully, they were really good freinds and trained together a lot.

Despite that Chuck refuses to say if he thought he could of won a real fight or if Bruce would of won.

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By *uttyjonnMan
over a year ago

SEA

Chuck Norris can kill the 0.1 germs that domestos can't

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

His real name is Carlos ray Norris

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chuck Norris can dance on the corners of a round table.

Jesus walked on water. Check Norris can swim on land.

Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity... Twice.

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep at night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Chuck Norris, the reason dinasores are extinct.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

While learning CPR Chuck Norris actually brought the practice dummy to life.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

A cop once pulled Chuck Norris over...Luckily, the cop left only with a warning.

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