FabSwingers.com forum: WANTED Trophy Boyfriend

By *inky-Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Grantham

It's turned chilly at night and some of us now feel the need for a man to snuggle us.

I'm on the lookout for a winter bf. But not just any man, he's got to look great on my arm and adore me like no other.

Applications welcome

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By *inky-Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Grantham

The messages I've had up to now are a far cry from trophy

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By *utie91Woman
over a year ago

Hitchin

"The messages I've had up to now are a far cry from trophy

Oh dear..... I would offer to lend you mine.... but I don’t get enough time with him as it is lol

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By *inky-Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Grantham

"The messages I've had up to now are a far cry from trophy

Oh dear..... I would offer to lend you mine.... but I don’t get enough time with him as it is lol "

And you'll need him for the winter too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If all else fails, get a cat.

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By *uttyjonnMan
over a year ago

SEA

"The messages I've had up to now are a far cry from trophy

An egg cup is a kind of trophy

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By *inky-Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Grantham

"If all else fails, get a cat."

I've already done that, but I prefer how a man nibbles my ear

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By *inky-Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Grantham

"The messages I've had up to now are a far cry from trophy

An egg cup is a kind of trophy

For an egg eater?

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By *horecruxCouple
over a year ago

SE4

They make special man shaped pillows less snoring and won't steal the cover

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By *uttyjonnMan
over a year ago

SEA

"The messages I've had up to now are a far cry from trophy

An egg cup is a kind of trophy

For an egg eater?"

To dip your fingers into

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If all else fails, get a cat.

I've already done that, but I prefer how a man nibbles my ear

Men don't have cat breath either.

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By *inky-Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Grantham

"They make special man shaped pillows less snoring and won't steal the cover

It probably won't give you a massage and bring coffee though?

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By *inky-Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Grantham

"The messages I've had up to now are a far cry from trophy

An egg cup is a kind of trophy

For an egg eater?

To dip your fingers into

That's not what I'm after at all

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By *inky-Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Grantham

"If all else fails, get a cat.

I've already done that, but I prefer how a man nibbles my ear

Men don't have cat breath either."

Depends...

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By *horecruxCouple
over a year ago

SE4

"They make special man shaped pillows less snoring and won't steal the cover

It probably won't give you a massage and bring coffee though?"

You can get men to do this ?

Show me your ways

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don’t snore but I do steal The quilt hehe

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By *inky-Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Grantham

"It probably won't give you a massage and bring coffee though?

You can get men to do this ?

Show me your ways

It has been a while I have to admit, but I'm sure I could still get one to perform in this way

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By *inky-Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Grantham

"I don’t snore but I do steal The quilt hehe "

That's ok, you're in Cornwall

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don’t snore but I do steal The quilt hehe

That's ok, you're in Cornwall

Dammit! I could do with a bed partner too!

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By *inky-Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Grantham

"I don’t snore but I do steal The quilt hehe

That's ok, you're in Cornwall

Dammit! I could do with a bed partner too! "

And you're gorgeously tall too

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

"I don’t snore but I do steal The quilt hehe

That's ok, you're in Cornwall

I'm in Peterborough...see you in 30 mins

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don’t snore but I do steal The quilt hehe

That's ok, you're in Cornwall

Dammit! I could do with a bed partner too!

And you're gorgeously tall too

Cornwall always has its draws to visit

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By *utie91Woman
over a year ago

Hitchin

"The messages I've had up to now are a far cry from trophy

Oh dear..... I would offer to lend you mine.... but I don’t get enough time with him as it is lol

And you'll need him for the winter too

Yes... the few days I will have with him due to our stupid jobs lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where do I apply?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don’t fit your criteria

#FML!

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By *rGamer30Man
over a year ago

Coventry

Would it be at all possible for me too apply or am I too young/too far? hehe

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By *eeBee67Man
over a year ago

Masked and Distant

I've got big ears, and I can put a silver hat on to look like the FA cup if that helps

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I've won a few Darts Trophies if that's any good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A bf is for life not just for Christmas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you get too many offers can you send one my way

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By *rontier PsychiatristMan
over a year ago

Coventry

Im already busy being objectified.

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By *rGamer30Man
over a year ago

Coventry

I can do that for you too if you like?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry i dont have the ears for it give gary lineker a call

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I help

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

"I don’t snore but I do steal The quilt hehe

That's ok, you're in Cornwall

Dammit! I could do with a bed partner too!

And you're gorgeously tall too

I'll take him off your hands! Im nice like that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Found your BF yet, OP?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You could borrow Mark but he's a Newcastle United fan so has No idea what a Fuc@#ng Trophy is

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By *ig1gaz1Man
over a year ago

bradford

So would that be coffee brought to you in the morning.

Followed by asking you what you want for breakfast, then made for you.

Im a nice hot water bottle loverly and warm.

I Dont pinch the blankets, but if you do im dragging my share off you.

You still get most of the bed as I take the edge just the one side of it for me.

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"You could borrow Mark but he's a Newcastle United fan so has No idea what a Fuc@#ng Trophy is

Bwahahahahahaha.

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By *utsidenakedMan
over a year ago

Dorchester

Om available, well mannered, polite, a thermal heater to cuddle, I cook, make tea, wah up change beds and loads other stuff, o may not be the mist hansom but you'd sure be the envy of ya mates

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By *wingin CatMan
over a year ago

London

"The messages I've had up to now are a far cry from trophy

You tell 'em... TROPHY boyfriend, not PRIZE prick!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We’re struggling at the moment with our latest round of applications!

Why do they appear so needy, one guy messaged 8 times in ten minutes.

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By *erotic_adventureMan
over a year ago

London, Scotland & The North,

Good luck in your quest for a human being objectified as a trophy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's turned chilly at night and some of us now feel the need for a man to snuggle us.

I'm on the lookout for a winter bf. But not just any man, he's got to look great on my arm and adore me like no other.

Applications welcome

Oh alright, you can have me until February, but I can't do March so you will have to sort the weather out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's turned chilly at night and some of us now feel the need for a man to snuggle us.

I'm on the lookout for a winter bf. But not just any man, he's got to look great on my arm and adore me like no other.

Applications welcome

And have all the qualities of a hot water bottle wrapped in a fleecy blanket

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I ride a Triumph. Any use?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's turned chilly at night and some of us now feel the need for a man to snuggle us.

I'm on the lookout for a winter bf. But not just any man, he's got to look great on my arm and adore me like no other.

Applications welcome

And have all the qualities of a hot water bottle wrapped in a fleecy blanket

So, lie there and be warm and fluffy? I can do that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Good luck in your quest for a human being objectified as a trophy

Do you not fancy being polished every day?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's turned chilly at night and some of us now feel the need for a man to snuggle us.

I'm on the lookout for a winter bf. But not just any man, he's got to look great on my arm and adore me like no other.

Applications welcome

And have all the qualities of a hot water bottle wrapped in a fleecy blanket

So, lie there and be warm and fluffy? I can do that."

And make a gurgling noise when wobbled

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*Raises hand*

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By *m389Man
over a year ago

Magherafelt

I’m precisely what you’re looking for OP, but I’m nowhere near you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's turned chilly at night and some of us now feel the need for a man to snuggle us.

I'm on the lookout for a winter bf. But not just any man, he's got to look great on my arm and adore me like no other.

Applications welcome

And have all the qualities of a hot water bottle wrapped in a fleecy blanket

So, lie there and be warm and fluffy? I can do that.

And make a gurgling noise when wobbled

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By *erotic_adventureMan
over a year ago

London, Scotland & The North,

"Good luck in your quest for a human being objectified as a trophy

Do you not fancy being polished every day?"

No, much prefer being held aloft in tears of joy and ecstasy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just realized how far Grantham is ffs lol

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"We’re struggling at the moment with our latest round of applications!

Why do they appear so needy, one guy messaged 8 times in ten minutes."

Sorry about that.

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