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By *ink Panther. OP   Woman
over a year ago

Preston

Does anyone have one of these?

Any good?

I’m wondering if they’re worth the money

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By *ink Panther. OP   Woman
over a year ago

Preston

For the innocents amongst you see Lovehoney’s website

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"For the innocents amongst you see Lovehoney’s website "

Thank you.

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By *ink Panther. OP   Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"For the innocents amongst you see Lovehoney’s website

Thank you."

That does not apply to you, actually it may have been modelled on you

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

Why is the 8 inches the same price as the 6 inches

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By *ink Panther. OP   Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"Why is the 8 inches the same price as the 6 inches "

That’s a good point I’d be subsiding those that want 8”

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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"For the innocents amongst you see Lovehoney’s website

Thank you.

That does not apply to you, actually it may have been modelled on you "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

£130 dont really get the point of it tbh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why is the 8 inches the same price as the 6 inches

That’s a good point I’d be subsiding those that want 8” "

Subsiding darling? You don’t want it doing that

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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It’s not really for me and I think it’s overpriced for what it is

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By *ink Panther. OP   Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"Why is the 8 inches the same price as the 6 inches

That’s a good point I’d be subsiding those that want 8”

Subsiding darling? You don’t want it doing that "

Good lord I’m having auto moron issues, subsidising would be more appropriate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"£130 dont really get the point of it tbh "

Sex toys generally seem to be incredibly overpriced don’t they! £130 is silly money for a fake cock! Get yourself a cucumber and some lube.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought it was a call for us to over throw the government.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just a gimmick IMO. Just buy an already hard dildo for a fraction of the price

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"I thought it was a call for us to over throw the government."

Me too, well not the Government, just something to uprise about

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By *ink Panther. OP   Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"£130 dont really get the point of it tbh "

Oh I think you’d get the point

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By *ink Panther. OP   Woman
over a year ago

Preston


" It’s not really for me and I think it’s overpriced for what it is "

I’m shocked I thought you’d already have one

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By *ink Panther. OP   Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"£130 dont really get the point of it tbh

Sex toys generally seem to be incredibly overpriced don’t they! £130 is silly money for a fake cock! Get yourself a cucumber and some lube."

Nearly had a nasty accident with some chocolate then

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By *ink Panther. OP   Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"I thought it was a call for us to over throw the government."

Whatever floats your boat but not tonight I’m a bit tired

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By *ifty grades of shadyCouple
over a year ago

Carisbrooke, Isle of Wight

It comes with a great harness that fits generous proportion peeps. Very heavy and good fun conversation piece. Too heavy for the harness in our opinion, but the harness is great for suction dildo's to mount in.

Was gifted one about a year ago.

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By *ink Panther. OP   Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"Just a gimmick IMO. Just buy an already hard dildo for a fraction of the price "

Or find a man?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just a gimmick IMO. Just buy an already hard dildo for a fraction of the price

Or find a man? "

exactly

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By *ink Panther. OP   Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"I thought it was a call for us to over throw the government.

Me too, well not the Government, just something to uprise about "

You’re on the forum even less than me these days I could definitely make some noise about that

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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" It’s not really for me and I think it’s overpriced for what it is

I’m shocked I thought you’d already have one "

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By *ink Panther. OP   Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"It comes with a great harness that fits generous proportion peeps. Very heavy and good fun conversation piece. Too heavy for the harness in our opinion, but the harness is great for suction dildo's to mount in.

Was gifted one about a year ago. "

Is it worth the money?

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By *ink Panther. OP   Woman
over a year ago

Preston


" It’s not really for me and I think it’s overpriced for what it is

I’m shocked I thought you’d already have one

"

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By *ifty grades of shadyCouple
over a year ago

Carisbrooke, Isle of Wight


"It comes with a great harness that fits generous proportion peeps. Very heavy and good fun conversation piece. Too heavy for the harness in our opinion, but the harness is great for suction dildo's to mount in.

Was gifted one about a year ago.

Is it worth the money?"

we didn't pay for it but we'd never spend that kind of money for one.

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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" It’s not really for me and I think it’s overpriced for what it is

I’m shocked I thought you’d already have one

"

I still can’t work out quite what you do with it. Well not all of it obviously but the suction bit. Where are you supposed to stick it? If you know what I mean

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"I thought it was a call for us to over throw the government.

Me too, well not the Government, just something to uprise about

You’re on the forum even less than me these days I could definitely make some noise about that "

Uprise against those who aren't here enough, I like it

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By *ink Panther. OP   Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"I thought it was a call for us to over throw the government.

Me too, well not the Government, just something to uprise about

You’re on the forum even less than me these days I could definitely make some noise about that

Uprise against those who aren't here enough, I like it "

There are folk I miss

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By *ink Panther. OP   Woman
over a year ago

Preston


" It’s not really for me and I think it’s overpriced for what it is

I’m shocked I thought you’d already have one

I still can’t work out quite what you do with it. Well not all of it obviously but the suction bit. Where are you supposed to stick it? If you know what I mean "

Let me have another look

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By *ink Panther. OP   Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"It comes with a great harness that fits generous proportion peeps. Very heavy and good fun conversation piece. Too heavy for the harness in our opinion, but the harness is great for suction dildo's to mount in.

Was gifted one about a year ago.

Is it worth the money?we didn't pay for it but we'd never spend that kind of money for one. "

That sounds like a no to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" It’s not really for me and I think it’s overpriced for what it is

I’m shocked I thought you’d already have one

I still can’t work out quite what you do with it. Well not all of it obviously but the suction bit. Where are you supposed to stick it? If you know what I mean "

Attach to one wall of the shower and hang your flannel from it

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By *ifty grades of shadyCouple
over a year ago

Carisbrooke, Isle of Wight


" It’s not really for me and I think it’s overpriced for what it is

I’m shocked I thought you’d already have one

I still can’t work out quite what you do with it. Well not all of it obviously but the suction bit. Where are you supposed to stick it? If you know what I mean

Let me have another look "

you stock it into a loop in the harness

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By *ifty grades of shadyCouple
over a year ago

Carisbrooke, Isle of Wight

Stick it even

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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" It’s not really for me and I think it’s overpriced for what it is

I’m shocked I thought you’d already have one

I still can’t work out quite what you do with it. Well not all of it obviously but the suction bit. Where are you supposed to stick it? If you know what I mean

Attach to one wall of the shower and hang your flannel from it "

Handy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can hide in the shower / bedroom and save you £110

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By *ifty grades of shadyCouple
over a year ago

Carisbrooke, Isle of Wight


"Stick it even "

When I said heavy, I'm talking bag of sugar heavy. BTW

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By *ink Panther. OP   Woman
over a year ago

Preston


" It’s not really for me and I think it’s overpriced for what it is

I’m shocked I thought you’d already have one

I still can’t work out quite what you do with it. Well not all of it obviously but the suction bit. Where are you supposed to stick it? If you know what I mean

Attach to one wall of the shower and hang your flannel from it "

Size of that thing you could hang your towel on it

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"There are folk I miss "

Me too, but as long as they are still there in real life it's not too bad

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By *ink Panther. OP   Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"Stick it even

When I said heavy, I'm talking bag of sugar heavy. BTW "

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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"Stick it even

When I said heavy, I'm talking bag of sugar heavy. BTW "

That is a bit heavy

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By *ink Panther. OP   Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"There are folk I miss

Me too, but as long as they are still there in real life it's not too bad "

That’s made me smile x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" It’s not really for me and I think it’s overpriced for what it is

I’m shocked I thought you’d already have one

I still can’t work out quite what you do with it. Well not all of it obviously but the suction bit. Where are you supposed to stick it? If you know what I mean

Attach to one wall of the shower and hang your flannel from it

Size of that thing you could hang your towel on it "

If I was allowed one

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By *ink Panther. OP   Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"Stick it even

When I said heavy, I'm talking bag of sugar heavy. BTW

That is a bit heavy "

Imagine dropping it on your foot and explaining that in A&E

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"There are folk I miss

Me too, but as long as they are still there in real life it's not too bad

That’s made me smile x"

Oh good

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By *ifty grades of shadyCouple
over a year ago

Carisbrooke, Isle of Wight


"Stick it even

When I said heavy, I'm talking bag of sugar heavy. BTW

That is a bit heavy "

Too heavy for the harness, and keeps falling out, so you end up holding it in, not great...

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By *ink Panther. OP   Woman
over a year ago

Preston


" It’s not really for me and I think it’s overpriced for what it is

I’m shocked I thought you’d already have one

I still can’t work out quite what you do with it. Well not all of it obviously but the suction bit. Where are you supposed to stick it? If you know what I mean

Attach to one wall of the shower and hang your flannel from it

Size of that thing you could hang your towel on it

If I was allowed one "

Oh

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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" It’s not really for me and I think it’s overpriced for what it is

I’m shocked I thought you’d already have one

I still can’t work out quite what you do with it. Well not all of it obviously but the suction bit. Where are you supposed to stick it? If you know what I mean

Attach to one wall of the shower and hang your flannel from it

Size of that thing you could hang your towel on it

If I was allowed one

Oh "

Don’t turn your back Pink, he wants one

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By *ink Panther. OP   Woman
over a year ago

Preston


" It’s not really for me and I think it’s overpriced for what it is

I’m shocked I thought you’d already have one

I still can’t work out quite what you do with it. Well not all of it obviously but the suction bit. Where are you supposed to stick it? If you know what I mean

Attach to one wall of the shower and hang your flannel from it

Size of that thing you could hang your towel on it

If I was allowed one

Oh

Don’t turn your back Pink, he wants one "

He means a towel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"£130 dont really get the point of it tbh

Sex toys generally seem to be incredibly overpriced don’t they! £130 is silly money for a fake cock! Get yourself a cucumber and some lube."

I just dont get the interest in this kind of dildo .whats the point in it ? Theres plenty of cheaper dildo out there that do a good job

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"£130 dont really get the point of it tbh

Oh I think you’d get the point "

No pun intended

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By *ink Panther. OP   Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"£130 dont really get the point of it tbh

Sex toys generally seem to be incredibly overpriced don’t they! £130 is silly money for a fake cock! Get yourself a cucumber and some lube.

I just dont get the interest in this kind of dildo .whats the point in it ? Theres plenty of cheaper dildo out there that do a good job "

I find them a bit scary

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By *ink Panther. OP   Woman
over a year ago

Preston

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By *ink Panther. OP   Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"£130 dont really get the point of it tbh

Oh I think you’d get the point

No pun intended "

Best I could do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"£130 dont really get the point of it tbh

Sex toys generally seem to be incredibly overpriced don’t they! £130 is silly money for a fake cock! Get yourself a cucumber and some lube.

I just dont get the interest in this kind of dildo .whats the point in it ? Theres plenty of cheaper dildo out there that do a good job

I find them a bit scary "

All dildos or just this one ?

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By *ink Panther. OP   Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"£130 dont really get the point of it tbh

Sex toys generally seem to be incredibly overpriced don’t they! £130 is silly money for a fake cock! Get yourself a cucumber and some lube.

I just dont get the interest in this kind of dildo .whats the point in it ? Theres plenty of cheaper dildo out there that do a good job

I find them a bit scary

All dildos or just this one ? "

Ones that look like a prosthetic penis

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"£130 dont really get the point of it tbh

Sex toys generally seem to be incredibly overpriced don’t they! £130 is silly money for a fake cock! Get yourself a cucumber and some lube.

I just dont get the interest in this kind of dildo .whats the point in it ? Theres plenty of cheaper dildo out there that do a good job

I find them a bit scary

All dildos or just this one ?

Ones that look like a prosthetic penis "

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By *ink Panther. OP   Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"£130 dont really get the point of it tbh

Sex toys generally seem to be incredibly overpriced don’t they! £130 is silly money for a fake cock! Get yourself a cucumber and some lube.

I just dont get the interest in this kind of dildo .whats the point in it ? Theres plenty of cheaper dildo out there that do a good job

I find them a bit scary

All dildos or just this one ?

Ones that look like a prosthetic penis

"

But they do and they look scary

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"£130 dont really get the point of it tbh

Sex toys generally seem to be incredibly overpriced don’t they! £130 is silly money for a fake cock! Get yourself a cucumber and some lube.

I just dont get the interest in this kind of dildo .whats the point in it ? Theres plenty of cheaper dildo out there that do a good job

I find them a bit scary

All dildos or just this one ?

Ones that look like a prosthetic penis

But they do and they look scary "

Haha nah theyre all good

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