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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Who fancies a drink?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Diet please i'm on a diet again lol.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Who fancies a drink?

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me x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I have BIG cup of the OP please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Diet please i'm on a diet again lol."

Diet cola coming up

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Who fancies a drink?

me x"

What can I get you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good timing. Our bars just opened too. Cheers

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By *rsSBWoman
over a year ago

toy town

Pina colada

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By *dward_TeagueMan
over a year ago

wolverhampton

Could I have a pint of ale please?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I have BIG cup of the OP please

Oh Dan i wouldn’t fit in a cup I’m afraid

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Pina colada

Coming up MrsSB see you next week

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Could I have a pint of ale please?"

Aye of course

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By *rsSBWoman
over a year ago

toy town

"Pina colada

Coming up MrsSB see you next week

Looking forwards.

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By *dward_TeagueMan
over a year ago

wolverhampton

"Could I have a pint of ale please?

Aye of course

Thank you. Cheers!

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

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"Who fancies a drink?

me x

What can I get you? "
white wine xx please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who fancies a drink?

Well... G'wan then. Just the one. Cap'n morgans spiced and a slice of lime please SB

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Who fancies a drink?

me x

What can I get you? white wine xx please."

Large white wine coming up

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Who fancies a drink?

Well... G'wan then. Just the one. Cap'n morgans spiced and a slice of lime please SB

Oh hello you, double I assume?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Strawberry juice please

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By *igboobstCouple
over a year ago

barrow

Yes please, white wine for us xx

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

Gin, all the gin! I'm craving gin.

Sadly, I'll just take tonic with lime.

I'm on antibiotics & can't drink

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Strawberry juice please "

Of course

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury

Creampie pie please.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yes please, white wine for us xx"

Have a bottle and 2 glasses

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

Disaronno and cranberry juice for Jayne, and a Pernod and orange juice for Mart please.

Oh, any pork scratchings?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Gin, all the gin! I'm craving gin.

Sadly, I'll just take tonic with lime.

I'm on antibiotics & can't drink

Oh no that’s rubbish, tonic and lime it is then

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Creampie pie please.

The cocktail?

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By *igboobstCouple
over a year ago

barrow

"Yes please, white wine for us xx

Have a bottle and 2 glasses

Thank you very much and cheers let’s crack that bottle open xx

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury

"Creampie pie please.

The cocktail?

Kinda...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Disaronno and cranberry juice for Jayne, and a Pernod and orange juice for Mart please.

Oh, any pork scratchings?

Coming right up and yes of course we have pork scratchings

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By *olfAndKittenCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

"Who fancies a drink?

What can we buy you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who fancies a drink?

Well... G'wan then. Just the one. Cap'n morgans spiced and a slice of lime please SB

Oh hello you, double I assume?!

Absolutely! Still counts as one drink, right?

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

"Gin, all the gin! I'm craving gin.

Sadly, I'll just take tonic with lime.

I'm on antibiotics & can't drink

Oh no that’s rubbish, tonic and lime it is then

I'll be the one with a bag over my head next week, if they don't bloody hurry up & work!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vodka and soda with lime is a low calorie drink

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Creampie pie please.

The cocktail?

Kinda..."

enjoy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Who fancies a drink?

What can we buy you?

Me? Oh I’ll have absolut vodka and lemonade please

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Who fancies a drink?

me x

What can I get you? white wine xx please.

Large white wine coming up

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thankyou x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Who fancies a drink?

Well... G'wan then. Just the one. Cap'n morgans spiced and a slice of lime please SB

Oh hello you, double I assume?!

Absolutely! Still counts as one drink, right?

Of course it does

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pink Gin and diet lemonade please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anything with an alcohol content please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Gin, all the gin! I'm craving gin.

Sadly, I'll just take tonic with lime.

I'm on antibiotics & can't drink

Oh no that’s rubbish, tonic and lime it is then

I'll be the one with a bag over my head next week, if they don't bloody hurry up & work! "

You’ll be fine by then

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By *mp411Man
over a year ago

chester

Large single malt with 1 ice cube please

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

Hello lovely lady. Please may I have a large gin. I’ve had a bit of a day

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Vodka and soda with lime is a low calorie drink"

Is that what you’d like?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Pink Gin and diet lemonade please "

Coming up

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By *horecruxCouple
over a year ago

SE4

Body shots ?

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By *eeBee67Man
over a year ago

Masked and Distant

Strawberry n lime Rekordelig over ice please.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Anything with an alcohol content please "

Hehe jd and cola?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Large single malt with 1 ice cube please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pink Gin and diet lemonade please

Coming up

Thanks hun

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hello lovely lady. Please may I have a large gin. I’ve had a bit of a day

Babs of course you can, pull up a stool and tell me about it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think I'd fall asleep if I drank alcohol. Can I have a double espresso?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Body shots ?"

Off who’s body?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Strawberry n lime Rekordelig over ice please."

Of course

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes please large rosé wine

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By *olfAndKittenCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

"Who fancies a drink?

What can we buy you?

Me? Oh I’ll have absolut vodka and lemonade please

Good choice my lady. Im sure kitten and I can keep those coming... Not that we would ever take advantage

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I think I'd fall asleep if I drank alcohol. Can I have a double espresso? "

Yes of course you can

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"Hello lovely lady. Please may I have a large gin. I’ve had a bit of a day

Babs of course you can, pull up a stool and tell me about it

Well ... there was a bit of unsavoury shenanigans but then friends jumped in and it was all good in the end

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yes please large rosé wine

Large rose coming your way

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By *eeBee67Man
over a year ago

Masked and Distant

"Strawberry n lime Rekordelig over ice please.

Of course

Thank you, so refreshing.

Off to sit in the corner and people watch.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Who fancies a drink?

What can we buy you?

Me? Oh I’ll have absolut vodka and lemonade please

Good choice my lady. Im sure kitten and I can keep those coming... Not that we would ever take advantage

Haha

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By *horecruxCouple
over a year ago

SE4

"Body shots ?

Off who’s body?

Usually the barmaid offers ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hello lovely lady. Please may I have a large gin. I’ve had a bit of a day

Babs of course you can, pull up a stool and tell me about it

Well ... there was a bit of unsavoury shenanigans but then friends jumped in and it was all good in the end

oh dear, glad it’s sorted

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By *unloversCouple
over a year ago

rotherham

If you have any pink gin I would love oneand a newky Brown for hubs please

Xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Body shots ?

Off who’s body?

Usually the barmaid offers ?"

But if people are having shots off my body, who’s going to serve all the other people? Maybe later

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If you have any pink gin I would love oneand a newky Brown for hubs please

Xxx"

Coming right up

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By *unloversCouple
over a year ago

rotherham

Cheers lovely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I have a white wine please x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jack and Ginger, please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I have a white wine please x "

Large glass coming up x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Jack and Ginger, please

Estella of course you can

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who fancies a drink?

huccup..what?

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By *amseMan
over a year ago

birmingham

That’s an easy one, can I please have a JW black label!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Who fancies a drink?

huccup..what?"

Fancy another?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"That’s an easy one, can I please have a JW black label! "

Coming up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jack and Ginger, please

I've been hunting their profile

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

Coffee served by a naked brunette please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who fancies a drink?

huccup..what?

Fancy another? "

only if it involves you..otherwise am off the booze..

ffs...my bottle of voddie said "bring her over..she's ganting n d*unk"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Coffee served by a naked brunette please

I can do the coffee by I’m clothed I’m afraid, I can’t be scaring the punters!

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Coffee served by a naked brunette please

I can do the coffee by I’m clothed I’m afraid, I can’t be scaring the punters! "

Bugger

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Who fancies a drink?

huccup..what?

Fancy another?

only if it involves you..otherwise am off the booze..

ffs...my bottle of voddie said "bring her over..she's ganting n d*unk""

I can serve you a drink?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jack and Ginger, please

Estella of course you can

Thanks my lovely! How’s you? X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jack and Ginger, please

I've been hunting their profile"

Hehehe

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Jack and Ginger, please

Estella of course you can

Thanks my lovely! How’s you? X"

Hello stranger x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jack and Ginger, please

Estella of course you can

Thanks my lovely! How’s you? X

Hello stranger x"

Alright gorgeous? I’m still awaiting coffee and doughnuts from this morning...?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mug of tea, please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mug of tea, please."

You mug!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Jack and Ginger, please

Estella of course you can

Thanks my lovely! How’s you? X"

I’m great thanks x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jack and Ginger, please

Estella of course you can

Thanks my lovely! How’s you? X

I’m great thanks x"

Jolly good

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Mug of tea, please."

Tea? Hold on I’ll boil kettle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A man walks into a bar, another man walks out, people are just wandering about.

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Jack and Ginger, please

Estella of course you can

Thanks my lovely! How’s you? X

Hello stranger x

Alright gorgeous? I’m still awaiting coffee and doughnuts from this morning...?!

You should have pm'd I got busy x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Something long and thirst quenching for me please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Something long and thirst quenching for me please

How about a strawberry mint spritzer?

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By *mp411Man
over a year ago

chester

I was hoping you would ask anything else

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mug of tea, please.

You mug!

You, you old China!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mug of tea, please.

Tea? Hold on I’ll boil kettle

Thank you very much.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I was hoping you would ask anything else

Sorry what drink would you like?

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Evening lady, please can I have something pink and sparkly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

White Zinfandel, perfectly chilled please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Evening lady, please can I have something pink and sparkly "

Holla Honey, I have a chilled bottle of pink sparkling rose?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"White Zinfandel, perfectly chilled please

Coming right up

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By *andyMinx_tvTV/TS
over a year ago

Leeds

Sourz Rainbow Ice please. And yes, I know exactly what you peeps are thinking

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Evening lady, please can I have something pink and sparkly

Holla Honey, I have a chilled bottle of pink sparkling rose? "

Oh yummy

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

A jug of purple rain please

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By *mp411Man
over a year ago

chester

"I was hoping you would ask anything else

Sorry what drink would you like? "

You naked tied to a bed

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sourz Rainbow Ice please. And yes, I know exactly what you peeps are thinking

Coming up, looks a great colour, never tried it though

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A jug of purple rain please

I love purple rain, here’s your jug

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

rum and please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I was hoping you would ask anything else

Sorry what drink would you like?

You naked tied to a bed

Oh erm that’s not on offer, now what would you like to drink?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"rum and please "

Rum and cola coming up, double okay?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"White Zinfandel, perfectly chilled please

Coming right up

Lovely,thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me me please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Me me please"

What drink can I get you?

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

"A jug of purple rain please

I love purple rain, here’s your jug

I can share it with you if you like

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Johnnie Walker blue label. 1 rock of ice and a small jug of water.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Johnnie Walker blue label. 1 rock of ice and a small jug of water."

Please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A jug of purple rain please

I love purple rain, here’s your jug

I can share it with you if you like

Oh thank you that’s very kind

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Johnnie Walker blue label. 1 rock of ice and a small jug of water.

Please "

Of course coming right up

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

"A jug of purple rain please

I love purple rain, here’s your jug

I can share it with you if you like

Oh thank you that’s very kind

I am a kind bloke I like to share

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bottle of vodka please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stella please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Large wine and a shot please, hell of a week

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Bottle of vodka please

That bad? What’s so bad you need a bottle of vodka? Come sit and tell me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Stella please

Coming up

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Large wine and a shot please, hell of a week

White or red wine and any shot?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Large wine and a shot please, hell of a week

White or red wine and any shot? "

White and a fuck it a vodka martini please

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By *olo199Man
over a year ago

sheffield

"Stella please

Coming up

Gotta be ciroc if so am on my way lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Large wine and a shot please, hell of a week

White or red wine and any shot?

White and a fuck it a vodka martini please

Coming right up

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Stella please

Coming up

Gotta be ciroc if so am on my way lol"

Of course

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

G and T please.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"G and T please.

Of course, coming right up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"G and T please.

Of course, coming right up

Thank you kindly, here's a tip

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

Just poured myself a vodka and tonic.. sitting down to Strictly on my todd on our 45th wedding anniversary.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just poured myself a vodka and tonic.. sitting down to Strictly on my todd on our 45th wedding anniversary. "

Awww congratulations

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

Two chilled glasses of Montrachet please.

Fully understand if you haven’t got it.

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By *p4funCouple
over a year ago

Plymouth

G&T please xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who fancies a drink?

huccup..what?

Fancy another?

only if it involves you..otherwise am off the booze..

ffs...my bottle of voddie said "bring her over..she's ganting n d*unk"

I can serve you a drink? "

only if you have lemon and lime slices....I want them soaked first..and you know where

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just poured myself a vodka and tonic.. sitting down to Strictly on my todd on our 45th wedding anniversary. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Two chilled glasses of Montrachet please.

Fully understand if you haven’t got it."

I have whatever drink you want, it is a virtual bar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"G&T please xx

Coming up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wine please. Any type will do x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wine please. Any type will do x"

buckie?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Wine please. Any type will do x"

I have a nice bottle of Pinot Grigio

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

Can I have cherry liquor with chili vodka

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Champagne please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I have cherry liquor with chili vodka "

Of course you can

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Champagne please

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

"Who fancies a drink?

With you, always

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll have a Guinness for the craic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Two chilled glasses of Montrachet please.

Fully understand if you haven’t got it."

Chassagne for red but puligny wins for white in my eyes

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Who fancies a drink?

With you, always

Fancy sharing a nice bottle of red

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll just have a couple.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll have a Guinness for the craic "

Okay coming up

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By *he rover returnedWoman
over a year ago

xxx

Gin anyone ??

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll just have a couple."

Haha are you sure you are able to stop at a couple?

I saw your thread earlier

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By *he rover returnedWoman
over a year ago

xxx

"I'll have a Guinness for the craic "

My favourite... thick and creamy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Gin anyone ??"

G&T?

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

"Two chilled glasses of Montrachet please.

Fully understand if you haven’t got it.

Chassagne for red but puligny wins for white in my eyes

Blows a kiss across the bar. xxx.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lemsip with a side order of sympathy please - atchoooo

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By *mp411Man
over a year ago

chester

"Lemsip with a side order of sympathy please - atchoooo "

You have my full sympathy bless you x

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

"Lemsip with a side order of sympathy please - atchoooo "

Had the same all week.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Lemsip with a side order of sympathy please - atchoooo "

Oh no, I’d offer boobie hugs with your lemsip however I don’t want to catch what you have, go curl up on the sofa and I’ll come cover you over with a blanket when I bring your lemsip

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By *ot-AshMan
over a year ago

London

Can i have a double brandy and a shoulder massage please OP?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can i have a double brandy and a shoulder massage please OP?!"

I can offer the double brandy, I’m sure someone would be willing to offer a shoulder massage for you

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By *ot-AshMan
over a year ago

London

"Can i have a double brandy and a shoulder massage please OP?!

I can offer the double brandy, I’m sure someone would be willing to offer a shoulder massage for you"

Thanks for the Brandy.

will hang around for a while to see if can get that massage.

any chance of some 80's music in the bar?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

on the rocks please mmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wine please. Any type will do x

I have a nice bottle of Pinot Grigio

Thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pit off beer x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing for me ......... I’m all d*unk out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I have a pint off harp and a kiss x

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By *oodyshere2011Man
over a year ago

Midlands

I’m a little late but could do with a good drink!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A large glass of prosecco would be nice

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By *i fem huntersCouple
over a year ago

london

Brandy and cola please and whatever youre having x

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By *nsatiable_nymphWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south

"A large glass of prosecco would be nice

Kinkey can I join you?

Two large glasses of prosecco please

Oh and one for Kinkey

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

Another tonic & lime for me please

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