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Carl Jung book. THEFT!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I got a new book from the library, Carl Gustav Jung. Modern man in search of a soul. The books nearly 100 years old and I'm in love with it! Having it in my hand brings a tear to my eye

But having said this. And contradictory to actually finding my soul? I can't help but never want to return it! Yes I'll pay the fine. And yes the book they replace it with will likely be of the same. But much later publishcation...

Am I really doing anything wrong my ethics says no but I can't help but feel like a really nasty person!!!

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

You should know the answer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Take it back

Put a post-it inside that reads 'never throw me away, I have someones heart'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Take it back

Put a post-it inside that reads 'never throw me away, I have someones heart'"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You should know the answer."

Is It that its found a good home? I'll shower it with love! Sing to it in the bath, take it on days out with me? Wrap it up better then my cock. (I have two children) laugh and share jokes together. And attract intelligent women to me. I'll teach it something new for each time it does the same for me. And most importantly IL read to it every evening!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Print it out first before taking it back. But use an Epson printer to stay in line with the state of mind of Jung regarding brands.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Take it back

Put a post-it inside that reads 'never throw me away, I have someones heart'"

I'd rather put a note In the library..... It reads as followed.

Someone stole your carl jung book!

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"You should know the answer.

Is It that its found a good home? I'll shower it with love! Sing to it in the bath, take it on days out with me? Wrap it up better then my cock. (I have two children) laugh and share jokes together. And attract intelligent women to me. I'll teach it something new for each time it does the same for me. And most importantly IL read to it every evening!"
yessss.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You should know the answer.

Is It that its found a good home? I'll shower it with love! Sing to it in the bath, take it on days out with me? Wrap it up better then my cock. (I have two children) laugh and share jokes together. And attract intelligent women to me. I'll teach it something new for each time it does the same for me. And most importantly IL read to it every evening!yessss."

Love love love!

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

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By *ubSirVient-DefinitionCouple
over a year ago

dukinfield

Or you could buy a replacement copy and return that to the library. No one none the wiser.

AJ

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull


"Take it back

Put a post-it inside that reads 'never throw me away, I have someones heart'

I'd rather put a note In the library..... It reads as followed.

Someone stole your carl jung book!"

Adding..." we know who it is!"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Take it back

Put a post-it inside that reads 'never throw me away, I have someones heart'

I'd rather put a note In the library..... It reads as followed.

Someone stole your carl jung book!

Adding..." we know who it is!" "

You better not!!

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

Tell the library staff that your dog ate the book, and here is the replacement...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I'm going to take one of those thoughtful pictures you lot seem to do, gazing behind a book in your underwear with your feet up and a streaming hot drink nearby!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Tell the library staff that your dog ate the book, and here is the replacement..."

Mhmmmmm plausible!

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By *ensualtouch15Man
over a year ago

ashby de la zouch


"I got a new book from the library, Carl Gustav Jung. Modern man in search of a soul. The books nearly 100 years old and I'm in love with it! Having it in my hand brings a tear to my eye

But having said this. And contradictory to actually finding my soul? I can't help but never want to return it! Yes I'll pay the fine. And yes the book they replace it with will likely be of the same. But much later publishcation...

Am I really doing anything wrong my ethics says no but I can't help but feel like a really nasty person!!! "

Don't think of it as theft me the physical item , consider the joy and emotions you have just released by touching said book,

You would be stealing that from others and such emotions are rare and indeed priceless

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I got a new book from the library, Carl Gustav Jung. Modern man in search of a soul. The books nearly 100 years old and I'm in love with it! Having it in my hand brings a tear to my eye

But having said this. And contradictory to actually finding my soul? I can't help but never want to return it! Yes I'll pay the fine. And yes the book they replace it with will likely be of the same. But much later publishcation...

Am I really doing anything wrong my ethics says no but I can't help but feel like a really nasty person!!!

Don't think of it as theft me the physical item , consider the joy and emotions you have just released by touching said book,

You would be stealing that from others and such emotions are rare and indeed priceless

"

This has been considered. But didn't mention it because my emotions are more important!

Joking I didn't mention it cause I will replace the book it will be there for someone else

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By *ifty grades of shadyCouple
over a year ago

Carisbrooke, Isle of Wight


"Tell the library staff that your dog ate the book, and here is the replacement..."

Are you going to be able to forgive yourself for that piece of coruptive advice...

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By *hechapMan
over a year ago

Derry

Do they have any books on how to be honest?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Why do you need one? Does this thread not state my pure honesty, I even said I'm leaving a note for the library declaring some one stole your book!

Hmmmmm. Did you even read any of the previous comments?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Do they have any books on how to be honest?

"

I bet you're one of those People that don't read the profile text Eugh!

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"Do they have any books on how to be honest?

"

He is being honest. Just being honest about wanting to steal something.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Do they have any books on how to be honest?

He is being honest. Just being honest about wanting to steal something. "

Evie Evie... Big up your self! I think that thred he posting in about things to moan about today really set him off!

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"Do they have any books on how to be honest?

He is being honest. Just being honest about wanting to steal something.

Evie Evie... Big up your self! I think that thred he posting in about things to moan about today really set him off!"

Haha maybe he just needs his morning coffee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Book thieves have to live with themselves .

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

World's worst theif that replaces it!

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"Book thieves have to live with themselves .

"

Maybe let's not think of it as theft but borrowing on an indefinite term...

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

There's on ebay for 24 quid if you really want one. Original first edition from 1947.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I did the same with a book titled "How to be ethical in 10 easy steps". I later learnt to regret it

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Boom tish

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

I borrowed a book from the library only to find that four pages had been neatly torn from the middle. I suppose an entire missing book is the lesser of the two evils.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"There's on ebay for 24 quid if you really want one. Original first edition from 1947. "

It was first published in 1933 so they are Lieing!! Haha :p

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I borrowed a book from the library only to find that four pages had been neatly torn from the middle. I suppose an entire missing book is the lesser of the two evils.

"

I agree!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm going to take one of those thoughtful pictures you lot seem to do, gazing behind a book in your underwear with your feet up and a streaming hot drink nearby!"

My favourite photo

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

A lovely Liberian has actually privity messaged me. I'm closing this thread! I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO CARL JUNG IS! I was attention seeking People sorry

DON'T TAKE MY BABBYYY!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone else will steal it anyway. Might as well be you.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm going to take one of those thoughtful pictures you lot seem to do, gazing behind a book in your underwear with your feet up and a streaming hot drink nearby!

My favourite photo "

Your cuddly little toy is rather cute also, filling me with a fuzzy feeling inside. followed by anger for how crushed he looks between the pressure of your feet!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just keep renewing it every 3 weeks for the rest of your life

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm going to take one of those thoughtful pictures you lot seem to do, gazing behind a book in your underwear with your feet up and a streaming hot drink nearby!

My favourite photo "

Your cuddly little toy is rather cute also, filling me with a fuzzy feeling inside. followed by anger for how crushed he looks between the pressure of your feet!

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville


"There's on ebay for 24 quid if you really want one. Original first edition from 1947.

It was first published in 1933 so they are Lieing!! Haha :p"

In that case there's one for £47... for your romance

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Just keep renewing it every 3 weeks for the rest of your life "

So much eaiser to never return the said book I have definitely NEVER HEARD OF!

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville


"There's on ebay for 24 quid if you really want one. Original first edition from 1947.

It was first published in 1933 so they are Lieing!! Haha :p

In that case there's one for £47... for your romance "

Or fook the site - look up their business details and support a British business (Cox & Budge Booksellers) for £40 with £3 postage.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just keep renewing it every 3 weeks for the rest of your life

So much eaiser to never return the said book I have definitely NEVER HEARD OF!"

There will be a big flashing red light go off above your head every time you enter the library and massive cartoon arrows pointing at you. If you can live with that, go ahead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just keep renewing it every 3 weeks for the rest of your life

So much eaiser to never return the said book I have definitely NEVER HEARD OF!"

Did you make up the name off the top of your head.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm going to take one of those thoughtful pictures you lot seem to do, gazing behind a book in your underwear with your feet up and a streaming hot drink nearby!

My favourite photo

Your cuddly little toy is rather cute also, filling me with a fuzzy feeling inside. followed by anger for how crushed he looks between the pressure of your feet! "

He was sitting nicely in between them, because my boobs are too saggy to keep him in place.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A lovely Liberian has actually privity messaged me. I'm closing this thread! I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO CARL JUNG IS! I was attention seeking People sorry

DON'T TAKE MY BABBYYY!!!"

What the fuck? Someone from Liberia contacted you? This is turning into an act of international espionage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Knowing your own darkness is the best method for dealing with the darknesses of other people

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just keep renewing it every 3 weeks for the rest of your life

So much eaiser to never return the said book I have definitely NEVER HEARD OF!

Did you make up the name off the top of your head."

Carl Gustav Jung was a Swiss psychiatrist

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By *etLikeMan
over a year ago

most fundamental aspects


"A lovely Liberian has actually privity messaged me. I'm closing this thread! I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO CARL JUNG IS! I was attention seeking People sorry

DON'T TAKE MY BABBYYY!!!

What the fuck? Someone from Liberia contacted you? This is turning into an act of international espionage "

Especially as they seem to have emerged from a hedge...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just keep renewing it every 3 weeks for the rest of your life

So much eaiser to never return the said book I have definitely NEVER HEARD OF!

Did you make up the name off the top of your head.

Carl Gustav Jung was a Swiss psychiatrist"

Ah, that makes sense.

I thought he might have been a Chinese despot.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I asked the librarian if they had any books on suicide she said "we used to have loads but nobody brought them back"

I'll get my coat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A lovely Liberian has actually privity messaged me. I'm closing this thread! I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO CARL JUNG IS! I was attention seeking People sorry

DON'T TAKE MY BABBYYY!!!

What the fuck? Someone from Liberia contacted you? This is turning into an act of international espionage

Especially as they seem to have emerged from a hedge... "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A lovely Liberian has actually privity messaged me. I'm closing this thread! I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO CARL JUNG IS! I was attention seeking People sorry

DON'T TAKE MY BABBYYY!!!

What the fuck? Someone from Liberia contacted you? This is turning into an act of international espionage

Especially as they seem to have emerged from a hedge... "

Maybe it's hedgpionage

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By *etLikeMan
over a year ago

most fundamental aspects

So as it stands, you would have the library fines, followed by the request to pay the replacement.

Why not order TWO new copies (making sure to reissue the current book in the interim to avoid fines). You can then take either the original book back, or if you feel so attached to it, take one of the new ones with an accompanying excuse.

The extra copy, you take to a coffee shop or any public space where people read and intentionally leave it behind.

That way, the library and any subsequent borrower’s lives are enriched. A complete stranger’s life is enriched and through this, your own.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm going to take one of those thoughtful pictures you lot seem to do, gazing behind a book in your underwear with your feet up and a streaming hot drink nearby!

My favourite photo

Your cuddly little toy is rather cute also, filling me with a fuzzy feeling inside. followed by anger for how crushed he looks between the pressure of your feet!

He was sitting nicely in between them, because my boobs are too saggy to keep him in place.

"

I could help with with that! I'll be your boobey keekepy upper!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A lovely Liberian has actually privity messaged me. I'm closing this thread! I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO CARL JUNG IS! I was attention seeking People sorry

DON'T TAKE MY BABBYYY!!!

What the fuck? Someone from Liberia contacted you? This is turning into an act of international espionage

Especially as they seem to have emerged from a hedge... "

No your on the wrong thread. Mrs rabbit emerged from a hedge!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A lovely Liberian has actually privity messaged me. I'm closing this thread! I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO CARL JUNG IS! I was attention seeking People sorry

DON'T TAKE MY BABBYYY!!!

What the fuck? Someone from Liberia contacted you? This is turning into an act of international espionage

Especially as they seem to have emerged from a hedge...

No your on the wrong thread. Mrs rabbit emerged from a hedge!"

And no the drug's haven't worn off yet!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm going to take one of those thoughtful pictures you lot seem to do, gazing behind a book in your underwear with your feet up and a streaming hot drink nearby!

My favourite photo

Your cuddly little toy is rather cute also, filling me with a fuzzy feeling inside. followed by anger for how crushed he looks between the pressure of your feet!

He was sitting nicely in between them, because my boobs are too saggy to keep him in place.

I could help with with that! I'll be your boobey keekepy upper!"

You're not using my boobs as footballs

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Knowing your own darkness is the best method for dealing with the darknesses of other people"

Who's got the love I need to see me through? Sometimes I feel like throwing my hands up in the air! But I know I can make it through!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Knowing your own darkness is the best method for dealing with the darknesses of other people

Who's got the love I need to see me through? Sometimes I feel like throwing my hands up in the air! But I know I can make it through!"

Terrible song

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Knowing your own darkness is the best method for dealing with the darknesses of other people

Who's got the love I need to see me through? Sometimes I feel like throwing my hands up in the air! But I know I can make it through!

Terrible song"

Original was ok though

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Knowing your own darkness is the best method for dealing with the darknesses of other people

Who's got the love I need to see me through? Sometimes I feel like throwing my hands up in the air! But I know I can make it through!

Terrible song

Original was ok though"

My very own remix, it was on the radio at the time and it seemed fitting! The cosmic order has delivered!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Knowing your own darkness is the best method for dealing with the darknesses of other people

Who's got the love I need to see me through? Sometimes I feel like throwing my hands up in the air! But I know I can make it through!

Terrible song

Original was ok though

My very own remix, it was on the radio at the time and it seemed fitting! The cosmic order has delivered! "

The quote above was a Jung one by the way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I got a new book from the library, Carl Gustav Jung. Modern man in search of a soul. The books nearly 100 years old and I'm in love with it! Having it in my hand brings a tear to my eye

"

It's only 85 years old, if a lady says she's 30 years old, trust me, don't say she's nearly 45...it won't have a romantic ring to it.

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By *hechapMan
over a year ago

Derry


"Why do you need one? Does this thread not state my pure honesty, I even said I'm leaving a note for the library declaring some one stole your book!

Hmmmmm. Did you even read any of the previous comments?"

No i just read the bit where you felt you were a nasty person which i do agree with....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Libaries used to have curses written on the walls to deter book thieves like this one .

For him that stealeth a book from this library, let it change into a serpent in his hand and rend him. Let him be struck by palsy and all his members blasted. Let him languish in pain, crying aloud for mercy and let there be no surcease to his agony till he sink to dissolution. Let bookworms gnaw his entrails in token of the Worm that dieth not and when at last he goeth to his Final Punishment, let the flames of Hell consume him for ever and aye.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Libaries used to have curses written on the walls to deter book thieves like this one .

For him that stealeth a book from this library, let it change into a serpent in his hand and rend him. Let him be struck by palsy and all his members blasted. Let him languish in pain, crying aloud for mercy and let there be no surcease to his agony till he sink to dissolution. Let bookworms gnaw his entrails in token of the Worm that dieth not and when at last he goeth to his Final Punishment, let the flames of Hell consume him for ever and aye."

Gulp. I would take the book back

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Knowing your own darkness is the best method for dealing with the darknesses of other people

Who's got the love I need to see me through? Sometimes I feel like throwing my hands up in the air! But I know I can make it through!

Terrible song

Original was ok though

My very own remix, it was on the radio at the time and it seemed fitting! The cosmic order has delivered!

The quote above was a Jung one by the way"

Cool not Heard that one my favourite is

No tree it is said can grow to heaven

Unless it's roots reach down to hell.

Meaning if you know no evil from the start then why will you fight for what's right, if you have no experience of the terrors of the world.

You will sit on the fence and make no change or fight for anything in the first place

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Why do you need one? Does this thread not state my pure honesty, I even said I'm leaving a note for the library declaring some one stole your book!

Hmmmmm. Did you even read any of the previous comments?

No i just read the bit where you felt you were a nasty person which i do agree with...."

Oh I see fair enough! such as Life. You can be the juicest peach of the bunch! Some People just ain't gunna like peaches!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Libaries used to have curses written on the walls to deter book thieves like this one .

For him that stealeth a book from this library, let it change into a serpent in his hand and rend him. Let him be struck by palsy and all his members blasted. Let him languish in pain, crying aloud for mercy and let there be no surcease to his agony till he sink to dissolution. Let bookworms gnaw his entrails in token of the Worm that dieth not and when at last he goeth to his Final Punishment, let the flames of Hell consume him for ever and aye."

I'm here arnt I I'm already burning in hell. I'll take my chances! I would love a pet snake!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I got a new book from the library, Carl Gustav Jung. Modern man in search of a soul. The books nearly 100 years old and I'm in love with it! Having it in my hand brings a tear to my eye

It's only 85 years old, if a lady says she's 30 years old, trust me, don't say she's nearly 45...it won't have a romantic ring to it."

Iknoww iknoww! And I'm 10* people exaggerate it sounds sooooo much better!

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Why do you need one? Does this thread not state my pure honesty, I even said I'm leaving a note for the library declaring some one stole your book!

Hmmmmm. Did you even read any of the previous comments?

No i just read the bit where you felt you were a nasty person which i do agree with...."
he's not nasty at all.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Why do you need one? Does this thread not state my pure honesty, I even said I'm leaving a note for the library declaring some one stole your book!

Hmmmmm. Did you even read any of the previous comments?

No i just read the bit where you felt you were a nasty person which i do agree with.... he's not nasty at all."

My girl!

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