FabSwingers.com forum: Best tinder openers?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What are or have been your most successful Tinder opening lines you have either used or heard? Looking for more comedy than anything that or you have a funny story to share? x

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By *exyman261Man
over a year ago

Banbury

Hi I'm a Nigerian Prince and I can make you rich beyond your wildest dreams. I just need your phone number.

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By *ineMan
over a year ago

In cave behind a waterfall on a hill

"Hi I'm a Nigerian Prince and I can make you rich beyond your wildest dreams. I just need your phone number."

And your account number sort code and password

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

for a minute i thought it said 'best tin openers'

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By *tirluvMan
over a year ago

the right frame of mind -London

Sorry, meant to swipe the other way, but I suppose you will do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"for a minute i thought it said 'best tin openers'"

And me. Was interested too as all my tin openers are crap

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By *eorge n DragonCouple
over a year ago

Cheshire

Are you a loan, cause you gaining my interest

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By *lenderfoxMan
over a year ago

Leeds

Never get any matches so can't comment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fancy a fuck?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Genuine message I received on there once:

‘Book me an opticians appointment as I’ve just been blinded by your beauty!’

I thought it was hilarious

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By *unlinguyMan
over a year ago

South Dublin

"Genuine message I received on there once:

‘Book me an opticians appointment as I’ve just been blinded by your beauty!’

I thought it was hilarious

Imagine what he would say if he seen this profile... fuck the glasses its a defib he would need lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Genuine message I received on there once:

‘Book me an opticians appointment as I’ve just been blinded by your beauty!’

I thought it was hilarious

Imagine what he would say if he seen this profile... fuck the glasses its a defib he would need lol"

Haha!!! That wouldn’t leave much to the imagination really.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"for a minute i thought it said 'best tin openers'

And me. Was interested too as all my tin openers are crap

yeah them jml ones are rubbish

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island

This is the WINDOWS Technical department

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By *exyman261Man
over a year ago

Banbury

Titanic!

That's my ice breaker.

What's up?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oi you, change that profile pic ya minger

Works every time

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By *easingTimMan
over a year ago

Loughlinstown

"Hi, I'm Fred Flintstone

How about we go back to your place...

and make the Bedrock!"

(Results may vary...!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I enjoy the guys who open saying:

Do you like anal?

I reply:

I do feel warm and fuzzies when I fuck him hard with my strapon and rupture his spleen and he cries like a baby. So yeah, I like it.

Wanna meet?

(It sorts the wheat from the chaff)

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

"for a minute i thought it said 'best tin openers'

And me. Was interested too as all my tin openers are crap

Got mine from Amazon. It was either billed at the best tin opener ever or the comments said it, but I have to agree.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I enjoy the guys who open saying:

Do you like anal?

I reply:

I do feel warm and fuzzies when I fuck him hard with my strapon and rupture his spleen and he cries like a baby. So yeah, I like it.

Wanna meet?

(It sorts the wheat from the chaff)

. Ive had this, replied.... I love to kick open your ankles to get a good view before bringing Thor to the party - can you handle 12”? I have lube

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By *riefcase_WankerMan
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

"I enjoy the guys who open saying:

Do you like anal?

I reply:

I do feel warm and fuzzies when I fuck him hard with my strapon and rupture his spleen and he cries like a baby. So yeah, I like it.

Wanna meet?

(It sorts the wheat from the chaff)

It was sounding so promising up to the spleen-rupturing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I enjoy the guys who open saying:

Do you like anal?

I reply:

I do feel warm and fuzzies when I fuck him hard with my strapon and rupture his spleen and he cries like a baby. So yeah, I like it.

Wanna meet?

(It sorts the wheat from the chaff)

So what if he says yes?

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By *ulfilthmentMan
over a year ago

Just around the corner

" Ive had this, replied.... I love to kick open your ankles to get a good view before bringing Thor to the party - can you handle 12”? I have lube

Charming.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" Ive had this, replied.... I love to kick open your ankles to get a good view before bringing Thor to the party - can you handle 12”? I have lube

Charming."

A charmed question requires an equally well thought out response.

he did ask

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By *hedark_knightMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

“I was going to open up with a pickup line, but I thought I’d go with a cheesy line instead”

*insert a couple cheese emojis*

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