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"I’m going scuba diving " Actual diving or going down on a very wet person? | |||
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"I’m just picking up my wigs from the dry cleaners. " Can you grab my merkins whilst you are there please? | |||
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"I'm going to win the lottery and buy the fab forumites drinks all night to celebrate " | |||
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"I have my high school reunion  "Looking forward to it or no? | |||
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"I’m going scuba diving Actual diving or going down on a very wet person?" Neither, I was just trying to be exciting 
BOTH. I mean both. I will be doing both. At the same time. | |||
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"I have a free saterday night  "Get a meet up man | |||
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"I’m just picking up my wigs from the dry cleaners. Can you grab my merkins whilst you are there please?" Way ahead of you ! | |||
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"I’m going scuba diving Actual diving or going down on a very wet person? Neither, I was just trying to be exciting
BOTH. I mean both. I will be doing both. At the same time. "Down in the murky depths of minge you might spot some creatures lurking | |||
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"I’m just picking up my wigs from the dry cleaners. Can you grab my merkins whilst you are there please? Way ahead of you !" You are an angel. Did they get the stains out? | |||
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"I’m going scuba diving Actual diving or going down on a very wet person? Neither, I was just trying to be exciting
BOTH. I mean both. I will be doing both. At the same time.
Down in the murky depths of minge you might spot some creatures lurking "Uuuuuuunder da sea | |||
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"Black tie night for me saturday... :0 "Fancy pants | |||
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"I’m going scuba diving Actual diving or going down on a very wet person? Neither, I was just trying to be exciting
BOTH. I mean both. I will be doing both. At the same time.
Down in the murky depths of minge you might spot some creatures lurking
Uuuuuuunder da sea"Sebastiannnnnn | |||
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"I’m going scuba diving Actual diving or going down on a very wet person? Neither, I was just trying to be exciting
BOTH. I mean both. I will be doing both. At the same time.
Down in the murky depths of minge you might spot some creatures lurking
Uuuuuuunder da sea
Sebastiannnnnn" | |||
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"Black tie night for me saturday... :0
Fancy pants "indeedy...dapper if i say so myself lol | |||
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"I shall be behind the bar tonight and tomorrow night. It’s our busiest time " Sneak me some drinks  | |||
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"I have a free saterday night
Get a meet up man "We shall see | |||
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"Oh a hot air ballon ride and gonna suck on a cock" Whilst in the hot air balloon? | |||
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"Oh a hot air ballon ride and gonna suck on a cock" You’ll miss the view. | |||
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"I shall be behind the bar tonight and tomorrow night. It’s our busiest time Sneak me some drinks "If you pop in one day I may just do that! | |||
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"Oh a hot air ballon ride and gonna suck on a choc ice" Watch out for brain freeze | |||
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"Oh a hot air ballon ride and gonna suck on a cock You’ll miss the view. " Lol rather have a cock in my mouth ?? | |||
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"I shall be behind the bar tonight and tomorrow night. It’s our busiest time Sneak me some drinks
If you pop in one day I may just do that! "*winner* | |||
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"Oh a hot air ballon ride and gonna suck on a cock You’ll miss the view. Lol rather have a cock in my mouth ?? " Hurrah | |||
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"Oh a hot air ballon ride and gonna suck on a cock Whilst in the hot air balloon?" Oh yea why the hell not lol x | |||
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"Working fri,sat,sun,night yippee." Yayyyyy..... | |||
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"It's the weekend Tell me something exciting, if you haven't got anything exciting make it up. " I'm going away for the weekend, I'm going to Miami. I've got a static caravan there. Miami the bass and the sunset low Everyday like a mardis gras, everybody party all day No work all play, all day So we sip a little something, lay to the rest the spill Me and Charlie at the bar runnin' up a high bill Nothin' less than ill, when we dress to kill Every time the ladies pass, they be like "hi Jim" Which is weird, because it doesn't even rhyme Can y'all feel me, all ages and races Real sweet faces Every different nation, Spanish, Hatian, Indian, Jamaican Black, white, Cuban, and Asian I only come for two days of playing But every time I come I always wind up stayin' This the type of town I could spend a few days in | |||
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"It's the weekend Tell me something exciting, if you haven't got anything exciting make it up. I'm going away for the weekend, I'm going to Miami. I've got a static caravan there. Miami the bass and the sunset low Everyday like a mardis gras, everybody party all day No work all play, all day So we sip a little something, lay to the rest the spill Me and Charlie at the bar runnin' up a high bill Nothin' less than ill, when we dress to kill Every time the ladies pass, they be like "hi Jim" Which is weird, because it doesn't even rhyme Can y'all feel me, all ages and races Real sweet faces Every different nation, Spanish, Hatian, Indian, Jamaican Black, white, Cuban, and Asian I only come for two days of playing But every time I come I always wind up stayin' This the type of town I could spend a few days in" Miami the city that keeps the roof blazin' Lovely caravan park. | |||
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"I’m just picking up my wigs from the dry cleaners. " Technically it's called a Merkin. | |||
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"It's the weekend Tell me something exciting, if you haven't got anything exciting make it up. I'm going away for the weekend, I'm going to Miami. I've got a static caravan there. Miami the bass and the sunset low Everyday like a mardis gras, everybody party all day No work all play, all day So we sip a little something, lay to the rest the spill Me and Charlie at the bar runnin' up a high bill Nothin' less than ill, when we dress to kill Every time the ladies pass, they be like "hi Jim" Which is weird, because it doesn't even rhyme Can y'all feel me, all ages and races Real sweet faces Every different nation, Spanish, Hatian, Indian, Jamaican Black, white, Cuban, and Asian I only come for two days of playing But every time I come I always wind up stayin' This the type of town I could spend a few days in Miami the city that keeps the roof blazin' Lovely caravan park. " One of those ladies I was hip hopping about passed me, and nudged me causing me to hit Post Message when I didn't want to. It doesn't matter, I'm in Miami.  | |||
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"I’m just picking up my wigs from the dry cleaners. Can you grab my merkins whilst you are there please?" Merkins?? Hope one is Afro style. | |||
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"It's the weekend Tell me something exciting, if you haven't got anything exciting make it up. I'm going away for the weekend, I'm going to Miami. I've got a static caravan there. Miami the bass and the sunset low Everyday like a mardis gras, everybody party all day No work all play, all day So we sip a little something, lay to the rest the spill Me and Charlie at the bar runnin' up a high bill Nothin' less than ill, when we dress to kill Every time the ladies pass, they be like "hi Jim" Which is weird, because it doesn't even rhyme Can y'all feel me, all ages and races Real sweet faces Every different nation, Spanish, Hatian, Indian, Jamaican Black, white, Cuban, and Asian I only come for two days of playing But every time I come I always wind up stayin' This the type of town I could spend a few days in Miami the city that keeps the roof blazin' Lovely caravan park. One of those ladies I was hip hopping about passed me, and nudged me causing me to hit Post Message when I didn't want to. It doesn't matter, I'm in Miami. "She had nice tits.  | |||
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"I’m just picking up my wigs from the dry cleaners. Can you grab my merkins whilst you are there please? Merkins?? Hope one is Afro style." Yes. Beads and all | |||
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"I'm going to a fancy dress party as Cruella De Vil, I just need a Dalmatian to complete my outfit! Not really looking forward to it tbh but there is going to be a gin bar! "All about the gin | |||
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"Maybe a social on Saturday and then meeting thirty mates on Sunday. " Funday Sunday | |||
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"It's the weekend Tell me something exciting, if you haven't got anything exciting make it up. I'm going away for the weekend, I'm going to Miami. I've got a static caravan there. Miami the bass and the sunset low Everyday like a mardis gras, everybody party all day No work all play, all day So we sip a little something, lay to the rest the spill Me and Charlie at the bar runnin' up a high bill Nothin' less than ill, when we dress to kill Every time the ladies pass, they be like "hi Jim" Which is weird, because it doesn't even rhyme Can y'all feel me, all ages and races Real sweet faces Every different nation, Spanish, Hatian, Indian, Jamaican Black, white, Cuban, and Asian I only come for two days of playing But every time I come I always wind up stayin' This the type of town I could spend a few days in Miami the city that keeps the roof blazin' Lovely caravan park. One of those ladies I was hip hopping about passed me, and nudged me causing me to hit Post Message when I didn't want to. It doesn't matter, I'm in Miami.
She had nice tits. "U ok hun? | |||
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But did I just make that up .. or not!? | |||
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"I’m going to read a good book and eat Percy pigs." Yes! Percy pigs are a strong choice. I've got a Hotel Chocolat melted chocolate dipping kit to get involved with this weekend | |||
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"I’m going to read a good book and eat Percy pigs. Yes! Percy pigs are a strong choice. I've got a Hotel Chocolat melted chocolate dipping kit to get involved with this weekend "That sounds really good. | |||
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"I’m going to read a good book and eat Percy pigs. Yes! Percy pigs are a strong choice. I've got a Hotel Chocolat melted chocolate dipping kit to get involved with this weekend
That sounds really good. "It has two bowls of white and milk chocolate to melt, and comes with an assortment of biscuits to dip in them, so good!! | |||
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"I'm going back to Italy for a free holiday next week "How delightful | |||
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"I just fapped over your avatar OP
But did I just make that up .. or not!? "Its ok. I had a cry wank too. | |||
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"I’m going to read a good book and eat Percy pigs." Oh lush | |||
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"I'm flying to the Maldives for the weekend on my lovers private plane." I'm looking forward to seeing you | |||
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"I’m going to read a good book and eat Percy pigs." ' I have no idea what Percy Pigs are... do I need to google that ? | |||
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"It's the weekend Tell me something exciting, if you haven't got anything exciting make it up. I'm going away for the weekend, I'm going to Miami. I've got a static caravan there. Miami the bass and the sunset low Everyday like a mardis gras, everybody party all day No work all play, all day So we sip a little something, lay to the rest the spill Me and Charlie at the bar runnin' up a high bill Nothin' less than ill, when we dress to kill Every time the ladies pass, they be like "hi Jim" Which is weird, because it doesn't even rhyme Can y'all feel me, all ages and races Real sweet faces Every different nation, Spanish, Hatian, Indian, Jamaican Black, white, Cuban, and Asian I only come for two days of playing But every time I come I always wind up stayin' This the type of town I could spend a few days in Miami the city that keeps the roof blazin' Lovely caravan park. One of those ladies I was hip hopping about passed me, and nudged me causing me to hit Post Message when I didn't want to. It doesn't matter, I'm in Miami.
She had nice tits.
U ok hun?"Yeah. Bit annoyed that lady ruined my post. But like I said, nice tits. | |||
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"I’m going to read a good book and eat Percy pigs. ' I have no idea what Percy Pigs are... do I need to google that ?" Sweets in M&S | |||
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"I’m going to read a good book and eat Percy pigs. ' I have no idea what Percy Pigs are... do I need to google that ? Sweets in M&S " oh ok thanks... | |||
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"I'm going to a fancy dress party as Cruella De Vil, I just need a Dalmatian to complete my outfit! Not really looking forward to it tbh but there is going to be a gin bar!
All about the gin "It is indeed. Do you have any plans Honeypie? X | |||
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"I'm going to a fancy dress party as Cruella De Vil, I just need a Dalmatian to complete my outfit! Not really looking forward to it tbh but there is going to be a gin bar!
All about the gin
It is indeed. Do you have any plans Honeypie? X"No. I did,but things changed. Maybe a cry wank when I stop sulking | |||
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"It's the weekend Tell me something exciting, if you haven't got anything exciting make it up. I'm going away for the weekend, I'm going to Miami. I've got a static caravan there. Miami the bass and the sunset low Everyday like a mardis gras, everybody party all day No work all play, all day So we sip a little something, lay to the rest the spill Me and Charlie at the bar runnin' up a high bill Nothin' less than ill, when we dress to kill Every time the ladies pass, they be like "hi Jim" Which is weird, because it doesn't even rhyme Can y'all feel me, all ages and races Real sweet faces Every different nation, Spanish, Hatian, Indian, Jamaican Black, white, Cuban, and Asian I only come for two days of playing But every time I come I always wind up stayin' This the type of town I could spend a few days in Miami the city that keeps the roof blazin' Lovely caravan park. One of those ladies I was hip hopping about passed me, and nudged me causing me to hit Post Message when I didn't want to. It doesn't matter, I'm in Miami.
She had nice tits.
U ok hun?
Yeah. Bit annoyed that lady ruined my post. But like I said, nice tits."Cracking set | |||
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"I'm flying to the Maldives for the weekend on my lovers private plane. I'm looking forward to seeing you "Can you leave your other lover at home this time as threes a crowd and all that. | |||
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"I'm going to a fancy dress party as Cruella De Vil, I just need a Dalmatian to complete my outfit! Not really looking forward to it tbh but there is going to be a gin bar!
All about the gin
It is indeed. Do you have any plans Honeypie? X
No. I did,but things changed.
Maybe a cry wank when I stop sulking "Yes, that might help a bit x | |||
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"I'm flying to the Maldives for the weekend on my lovers private plane. I'm looking forward to seeing you
Can you leave your other lover at home this time as threes a crowd and all that."Yes. He can do some chores. | |||
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"I'm babysitting all evening tonight. Tomorrow I might sit around a bit. Sunday I might sit around some more. Woo hoo! I hear you say." Nothing wrong with it. | |||
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"I have my high school reunion
Looking forward to it or no?"Definitely not! Just glad I have a decent job hahaha. Makes me a little more comfortable  | |||
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"Off out around Leeds Tonight
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"Off out around Leeds Tonight
Leeding people astray?
As if "Lies | |||
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"Me, my wife and my daughter are going to Lincoln pride, my daughter's first." This is amazing! Have fun | |||
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