FabSwingers.com forum: Russian Roulette

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Go on, get your fab bingo cards out and play!

You know someone somewhere will eventually roll out a cliché, so dig em out and post them here!

A prize* will go to the best entry.

*the prize has no cash value. Or sentimental value for that matter.

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

His loss!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s not me it’s you

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

Did someone say cake?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*grabs the popcorn*

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I'm here for a good time, not for a long time, so don't be shy ladies, I don't bite unless you want me to. Quality not quantity.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Smiles from across the room

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm here for a good time, not for a long time, so don't be shy ladies, I don't bite unless you want me to. Quality not quantity. "

Triple Word Score

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By *ineMan
over a year ago

In cave behind a waterfall on a hill

Not the bareback thread then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not here to fuck around the site. If you want to know more just ask

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Not the bareback thread then

Well played

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By *aenMan
over a year ago

Here and There

“Will fill in later”

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Not the bareback thread then

You get Bully's Special Sauce. I.mean prize.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I don't want to write an essay. If you look then message me.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'm not racist but...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 27/09/18 22:25:27]

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Girls here are so ignorant. Manners cost nothing. I need someone to drain my balls!

I know what soap is.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We always smell fantastic and expect you to as well.

(Translation, fugly but buy expensive smellies)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m hygienic and expect the same of you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

The idiots spoil it for "us good guys"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 27/09/18 22:25:27]"

Your always seeing this one sprayed across the forums

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 27/09/18 22:25:27]

Your always seeing this one sprayed across the forums

Cunning. Have a gold star.

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By *uriousGuy1234200Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

BBC only

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We only play with gym fit, well endowed, clean, good looking, virgins who have been personally blessed by our lord almighty.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ugh there’s the forum clique again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Discreet, professional, new to swinging, (but been a member over a year)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gooooooooooood eeeeeeeeeeeevening and kawabunga what are you up too tonight?

Wanking?

Spanking?

Sucking dick?

Flicking clit?

Bashing the bishop?

Licking a chocolate star fish?

Lurking?

Stalking?

Looking for a porking?

Come and say hi!

(Sorry Jim)

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By *ohnaronMan
over a year ago

london

[Removed by poster at 27/09/18 22:35:44]

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I like generous men who know how to spoil a lady*.

I'm solvent, love the finer things in life and would love a lady to spoil

* I am emphatically not saying this about myself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 27/09/18 22:35:44]"

See.all over the place

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

This place is so clicky!

(I have to resist the urge to suggest the mute button and/or someone to look at their device if clicking is annoying them)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bin ere a week and cant get a meet. Wot's wrong with me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kiss,suck off,unprotected anal or damned good kicking........

Come on you know the rules

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Please help me with my profile

*Ignores advice*

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By *ineMan
over a year ago

In cave behind a waterfall on a hill

"Bin ere a week and cant get a meet. Wot's wrong with me. "

That should piss off the grammar police

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

No1 ansers ma msgs i dunno y u say me prof iz crap but iz a sex sight nut a skool lesun y our u so meen. Sum ppl hav disbilties nut me but sum ppl so ritin dun madda

(for the record yes that did hurt to write)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No1 ansers ma msgs i dunno y u say me prof iz crap but iz a sex sight nut a skool lesun y our u so meen. Sum ppl hav disbilties nut me but sum ppl so ritin dun madda

(for the record yes that did hurt to write) "

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By *horecruxCouple
over a year ago

SE4

It's preference

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By *horecruxCouple
over a year ago

SE4

Quality not quantity

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By *horecruxCouple
over a year ago

SE4

I have curves in all the right places

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *rReyMan
over a year ago

Waddington

"*grabs the popcorn*"

Steals some popcorn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can lick pussy for hours. I guarantee you won't be disappointed.

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By *rReyMan
over a year ago

Waddington

Newbies get a hard time

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By *rReyMan
over a year ago

Waddington

"I can lick pussy for hours. I guarantee you won't be disappointed. "

That's my line... fuck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Please reat this thread with the Respect it deserves

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

treat not reat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Message me I won’t bite. Unless you want me to.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im confused

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm choosy, that's why I can't get a meet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im confused

Makes a change !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can lick pussy for hours. I guarantee you won't be disappointed. "

Lovely, see you later then

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By *rReyMan
over a year ago

Waddington

Blank Interests:

Fill this in later..

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I'm not into all that weird stuff. (has every interest ticked)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You’re too fat anyway

Despite not having put any weight on between greeting and polite decline.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im a gent in the streets but a freak in the sheets! (Cringe)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'm respectful but don't get a reply *50 cock pics attached, same angle, differerent toilet seats.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im confused

Makes a change !"

What u tryin to say

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

No drama!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fun guy looking for fun. Ask if you want to know more.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No drama!"

From the married guy representing himself as single, with stalker attached.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Im a gent in the streets but a freak in the sheets! (Cringe)

I have a variant on this, I'm afraid

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Bloody double standards is a forum favourite at the moment.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Block and delete..

Block and move on..

Block, just bloody block!

Fabs answer to everything

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"No drama!"

Anyone who says no drama usually reveals a propensity for it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do not message me it's an instant block if you don't have

Face pics with first message

Cock pic with remote next to it

An address within 2.5 miles of me

A bald head

A tattoo on your arse cheek

A pic with socks on

A profile write up with a phrase that has to be said in first message

39 veris all sexual and alk saying don't mess this one about

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By *lorious hole bs16Man
over a year ago

Bristol

Pictures of his ass from North South East and West on display

No men I am straight

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