FabSwingers.com forum: Egodicktical macho idiot

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I happily finished a long days work and headed out in the wonderful sunny autumn weather for my planned run.

An hour in I was flagging and the pace was slowing by the minute.

BUT! There, emerging from the shady leaf adjourned woodland ovee a stone bridge, ran an attractive female runner at pace towards me.

My chest puffed and stride lengthened, my jaw out we passed with a pleasantry, then when I was out of sight I slowed gasping.

What ridiculous things do you confess to doing in order to impress those of your preference?

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get my willy out but then remember it's not as big as I think it is

By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

. I read once that quite a lot of men go to their doctor with stomach pains when they get back from holiday. The cause is often found to be them sucking their stomachs in on the beach to impress the women.

When I was very much younger I used to do loud laughing

nowadays I just resort to plain old desperation...nothing ridiculous about that