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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

So.....I just downloaded the latest update for my iPhone and found a clever, new measurement app installed.

Well, I’m a man right? So what was the first thing I measured?

Yep, you guessed it and through a fair bit of jiggery pokery, I got my cock to measure a whopping ten inches!!! (ok, so I cheated like a bastard, but I’m not complaining any...)

Furthermore, you can even take a snap shot with the measurements on it as proof!

Think about this for a moment good people; This wondrous app could revolutionise cock pics on this site in fact; No more will chaps require the usage of tape measures, sky remotes and Lynx cans next to their erect members, for now they will simply show the measurements via their phone readings!

As Neil Buchanan used to say on Art Attack - ‘Try it at home yer self; Ta ra!’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only available for a 6S upwards so my 6 Plus can't use it

Back to the Lynx can for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just about to download the update.... will keep this for future reference hahaha

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By *ugs and JunkCouple
over a year ago

Bellshill

Got the 8 but not done the update yet. Hmmm wonder if it’ll measure my boobs lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Only available for a 6S upwards so my 6 Plus can't use it

Back to the Lynx can for me"

Is that the stubby one?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Only available for a 6S upwards so my 6 Plus can't use it

Back to the Lynx can for me

Is that the stubby one? "

Yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So.....I just downloaded the latest update for my iPhone and found a clever, new measurement app installed.

Well, I’m a man right? So what was the first thing I measured?

Yep, you guessed it and through a fair bit of jiggery pokery, I got my cock to measure a whopping ten inches!!! (ok, so I cheated like a bastard, but I’m not complaining any...)

Furthermore, you can even take a snap shot with the measurements on it as proof!

Think about this for a moment good people; This wondrous app could revolutionise cock pics on this site in fact; No more will chaps require the usage of tape measures, sky remotes and Lynx cans next to their erect members, for now they will simply show the measurements via their phone readings!

As Neil Buchanan used to say on Art Attack - ‘Try it at home yer self; Ta ra!’ "

Oh ffs! You’ve started it now!

We are going to have a bunch of new public photos of cock pics with the measurements from the app now!

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By *lenderfoxMan
over a year ago

Leeds

Tried this at work, measured a ruler twice and got 290mm first time and 310mm second time

I don't think i'll be relying on it too much...

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

I have been waiting for someone to start this thread and a deluge of tinky winky pics using the app to appear. The ladies who need proof you boys can fill their wizard’s sleeve will be ecstatic

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"Only available for a 6S upwards so my 6 Plus can't use it

Back to the Lynx can for me

Is that the stubby one?

Yes "

It’s all about the girth sweetheart

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Only available for a 6S upwards so my 6 Plus can't use it

Back to the Lynx can for me

Is that the stubby one?

Yes

It’s all about the girth sweetheart "

Yasss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So, it's another shit app that doesn't work.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can’t find it.... the update took its bloody time though

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

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