FabSwingers.com forum: Decoding online dating

By *irthandgirth OP Man
over a year ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster

Just a laugh. Those things that you subconsciously do when scanning a profile.

For starters..

Nothing but group photos.. probably the ugly one.

Cropped selfies (nothing below the chin).. probably lying about being athletic.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing but group photos.. probably the ugly one.

I shouldn’t smile but that’s usually the case on Facebook and Twitter too (I don’t do online dating!). We’ll probably both burn in Hell for mentioning it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just a laugh. Those things that you subconsciously do when scanning a profile.

For starters..

Nothing but group photos.. probably the ugly one.

Cropped selfies (nothing below the chin).. probably lying about being athletic."

Nothing above the chin..

Probably lying about lots of things

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

Left left left....

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By *irthandgirth OP Man
over a year ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster

6 Snapchat filters...no thanks

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Someone cropped out of the pic....married.

Male height, subtract at least two inches.

Female dress size-add a size or possibly two.

Picture holding a big fish...avoid,avoid,avoid!

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By *irthandgirth OP Man
over a year ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster

Cliches!

I like going out and staying in.

I like eating and drinking...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never done this before - probably been a prolific dater for 10 years plus.

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By *irthandgirth OP Man
over a year ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster

Cuddling doped tigers...

Trying to find someone who isn't a director or entrepreneur.

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By *heDesiCandiTV/TS
over a year ago

Leicester

10in cock = 7in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pic taken in car with seatbelt on - I have no life, this is the only time I’m out of the house

Pic taken on sofa- as above, but never leave house

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Male self describing as ‘polyamorous’ - I’ve got a girlfriend and fancy a mff threesome.

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By *ab_SparklesWoman
over a year ago

sparkle Surprised

"Just a laugh. Those things that you subconsciously do when scanning a profile.

For starters..

Nothing but group photos.. probably the ugly one.

Cropped selfies (nothing below the chin).. probably lying about being athletic."

My ex on here says he's athletic he's far removed from that but you're average size 32/34waist you just gotta laugh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m a sapiosexual .....

When I read this I always think.... who is looking for someone stupid...

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