FabSwingers.com forum: People who pick someone up early in the morning

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

...and beep to let them know you're there.

Why are you such arseholes?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Exactly, that’s why they invented mobile phones

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To let everyone know they are feeling horny

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"...and beep to let them know you're there.

Why are you such arseholes?"

To be fair, I'd beep if I picked you up...beeeep! Just like that.

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Even worse when it's the 'Dukes of Hazard'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do they not know how to text??

Minicabs are not allowed to beep outside any more.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Over here in East-ish London we say bib,not beep.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Over here in East-ish London we say bib,not beep."

Weirdos.

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By *pandjMan
over a year ago

Sparkford

"Even worse when it's the 'Dukes of Hazard'"

Not heard that since the late 80s when I was a kid. Good times

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

It's when it's a string of beebs it gets my goat or last thing at night when they've dropped someone off and they're beeping back down the road as they go.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's when it's a string of beebs it gets my goat or last thing at night when they've dropped someone off and they're beeping back down the road as they go."

Cool story bro

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull

"It's when it's a string of beebs it gets my goat or last thing at night when they've dropped someone off and they're beeping back down the road as they go."

Ooooh that drives me nuts too.

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

sheffield

I beeb. But only if she’s good looking.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I beeb. But only if she’s good looking. "

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull

"I beeb. But only if she’s good looking. "

That wasn’t you outside my house on Friday night then? I knew I shouldn’t have flashed my knockers through the window!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Over here in East-ish London we say bib,not beep."

Yeah we say bib too. You're a wrong un if you beep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I beeb. But only if she’s good looking.

That wasn’t you outside my house on Friday night then? I knew I shouldn’t have flashed my knockers through the window!

Hull is a great city

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By *hips n FursMan
over a year ago

Huddersfield

On a morning,if they aren't outside and ready,I just drive on by.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Beeping shows laziness. Knock on the door ffs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"On a morning,if they aren't outside and ready,I just drive on by."

I don’t even pick them up if I don’t get a blow job

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

sheffield

"I beeb. But only if she’s good looking.

That wasn’t you outside my house on Friday night then? I knew I shouldn’t have flashed my knockers through the window!

Dam rumbled again. Next time throw them out. The red ones please. Thanks awfully xxx

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

sheffield

"I beeb. But only if she’s good looking.

That wasn’t you outside my house on Friday night then? I knew I shouldn’t have flashed my knockers through the window!

Hull is a great city

Hull city. Lol way off the mark

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull

"I beeb. But only if she’s good looking.

That wasn’t you outside my house on Friday night then? I knew I shouldn’t have flashed my knockers through the window!

Dam rumbled again. Next time throw them out. The red ones please. Thanks awfully xxx

Knockers not knickers!

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"It's when it's a string of beebs it gets my goat or last thing at night when they've dropped someone off and they're beeping back down the road as they go.

Cool story bro "

Shut up.

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

sheffield

"I beeb. But only if she’s good looking.

That wasn’t you outside my house on Friday night then? I knew I shouldn’t have flashed my knockers through the window!

Dam rumbled again. Next time throw them out. The red ones please. Thanks awfully xxx

Knockers not knickers!

Either or both are fab

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

U mean like roadrunner?

Beep beep

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By *hechapMan
over a year ago

Derry

Would it be ok if they toot their horn?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Over here in East-ish London we say bib,not beep.

Weirdos."

Cars bibbing outside are very annoying

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"On a morning,if they aren't outside and ready,I just drive on by.

I don’t even pick them up if I don’t get a blow job

I wondered why you drove 10 miles out of your way to pick Dave up every morning.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Even worse when it's the 'Dukes of Hazard'"

Ha ha, my boyfriend used to honk this when outside my house ready for our date. At the time, I used to cringe but now, it makes me smile thinking about it.

Ner Ner Ner Ner Ner Ner Ner Ner Ner Ner Ner Ne

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By *ot-AshMan
over a year ago

London

Isn't it illegal to use your horn in a residential area after 11pm?!

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull

"I beeb. But only if she’s good looking.

That wasn’t you outside my house on Friday night then? I knew I shouldn’t have flashed my knockers through the window!

Dam rumbled again. Next time throw them out. The red ones please. Thanks awfully xxx

Knockers not knickers!

Either or both are fab

How about if I paint my knockers red? Text me though, don’t beep/bib

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

sheffield

"I beeb. But only if she’s good looking.

That wasn’t you outside my house on Friday night then? I knew I shouldn’t have flashed my knockers through the window!

Dam rumbled again. Next time throw them out. The red ones please. Thanks awfully xxx

Knockers not knickers!

Either or both are fab

How about if I paint my knockers red? Text me though, don’t beep/bib

Deal I’ll be ultra quite this time. I promise I won’t get on the roof and singing “ one day I’ll fly away”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Isn't it illegal to use your horn in a residential area after 11pm?!

Yep but once it’s past midnight it’s before 11pm the next day

*Courtesy of CCL Useless Information Dept.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Isn't it illegal to use your horn in a residential area after 11pm?!

Yep but once it’s past midnight it’s before 11pm the next day

*Courtesy of CCL Useless Information Dept."

Actually it's illegal to blow your horn between 11.30pm and 7am.

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull

"I beeb. But only if she’s good looking.

That wasn’t you outside my house on Friday night then? I knew I shouldn’t have flashed my knockers through the window!

Dam rumbled again. Next time throw them out. The red ones please. Thanks awfully xxx

Knockers not knickers!

Either or both are fab

How about if I paint my knockers red? Text me though, don’t beep/bib

Deal I’ll be ultra quite this time. I promise I won’t get on the roof and singing “ one day I’ll fly away”

Yeah that was a bit embarrassing- especially when you fell off

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull

"Isn't it illegal to use your horn in a residential area after 11pm?!

Yep but once it’s past midnight it’s before 11pm the next day

*Courtesy of CCL Useless Information Dept.

Actually it's illegal to blow your horn between 11.30pm and 7am."

It’s ok to blow your beans though

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

sheffield

"I beeb. But only if she’s good looking.

That wasn’t you outside my house on Friday night then? I knew I shouldn’t have flashed my knockers through the window!

Dam rumbled again. Next time throw them out. The red ones please. Thanks awfully xxx

Knockers not knickers!

Either or both are fab

How about if I paint my knockers red? Text me though, don’t beep/bib

Deal I’ll be ultra quite this time. I promise I won’t get on the roof and singing “ one day I’ll fly away”

Yeah that was a bit embarrassing- especially when you fell off

That was your dam cats fault grabbing me and ripping my stocking little shite

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By *horecruxCouple
over a year ago

SE4

Because fuck you...

That's why

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