FabSwingers.com forum: Wanking leads to blindness

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Well I've been to the opticians and my vision had deteriorated, again, the same as they had last year.

So I think that is solid proof that too much wanking does indeed, make you go blind.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What if you only fuck your arse?

Asking for a friend.

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By *utsidenakedMan
over a year ago

Dorchester

Very difficult to read your message the print is too small

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What if you only fuck your arse?

Asking for a friend. "

We all know you're asking for Bram.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

Wear an eye patch. Its worth risking one eye surely.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

EY I heared that pardon ? Who said that ???

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By *ndtheswingersMan
over a year ago

colchester

Almost didn't see this thread

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By *good-being-badMan
over a year ago

mis-types and auto corrects leads cock leeds

I read that wanking prevents the common cold..

Which is a good job cos I've used my last tissue

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

How funny is that. I've been to opticians today too and have finally succumbed to bisexual glasses.

My prescription is somewhere between Stevie Wonders and Helen Kellers.

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

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By *lenderfoxMan
over a year ago

Leeds

So that's why they've referred me to the eye hospital!

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

I had a wank and shot cum into my eyeball couldn't see for a good few minutes out of that eye so the "wanking makes you blind" statement appears to have some creditablity

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

Wear goggles, when you're giving a hand job.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What if you only fuck your arse?

Asking for a friend.

We all know you're asking for Bram."

He said my butt plug is too big for him so could he just start with your cock please?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I had a wank and shot cum into my eyeball couldn't see for a good few minutes out of that eye so the "wanking makes you blind" statement appears to have some creditablity"

Ouch!! I feel your pain, it stings like hell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What if you only fuck your arse?

Asking for a friend.

We all know you're asking for Bram.

He said my butt plug is too big for him so could he just start with your cock please? "

If he buys me dinner.

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By *hechapMan
over a year ago

Derry

Yes and the optican knows to look at your eyes and there is also a box on your prescription that gets ticked if the deteriation is caused by wanking..

I bet once you left the optican said to the assistant thats another fukin wanker....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No problem for me.

I can do it with my eyes closed

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By *mp411Man
over a year ago

chester

Only if you get cum in your eyes

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

D*unken contact lens removal makes you blind!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well i may as well remove mine then who has a spoon handy

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By *naquest321Man
over a year ago

Carlisle

Where’s everyone gone?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is this thread available in braille

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aim away from your eyes does help

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pinch to zoom comes in very handy.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yes and the optican knows to look at your eyes and there is also a box on your prescription that gets ticked if the deteriation is caused by wanking..

I bet once you left the optican said to the assistant thats another fukin wanker....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

You lot are witty tonight

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Yeah, I’ve obviously overdone it a tad as I now have to rely on voice activated software to type as I can’t see the screen....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Explains my 20:20.

My Butler does the wanking for me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Explains my 20:20.

My Butler does the wanking for me."

“Jeeves... roll up your sleeves”

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ahhh I know why I’m fucking blind and deaf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you wank me off, is it you that goes blind?.

(As your eyesight is failling it has a slight chance of happening !! )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only just managed to type this without my glasses.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Only just managed to type this without wanking..."

FTFY

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If you wank me off, is it you that goes blind?.

(As your eyesight is failling it has a slight chance of happening !! )"

Nahhh, think I'd be fine doing it to someone else. It's the self pleasuring that causes the blindness, I must not touch.....I must not touch....I must not touch.....

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS
over a year ago

west here ford shire

"Well I've been to the opticians and my vision had deteriorated, again, the same as they had last year.

So I think that is solid proof that too much wanking does indeed, make you go blind.

I can’t see that

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By *horecruxCouple
over a year ago

SE4

Skdhxbrk zjxh ddhdjfnfk dbxhnnxh bndkdbh

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Skdhxbrk zjxh ddhdjfnfk dbxhnnxh bndkdbh "

Sorry guys, you're beyond help

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No way, that is my solar flare damage...

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

"How funny is that. I've been to opticians today too and have finally succumbed to bisexual glasses.

My prescription is somewhere between Stevie Wonders and Helen Kellers."

You know when it's bad...dogging with a labrador from RNIB/GDFTB

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

"Explains my 20:20.

My Butler does the wanking for me."

Butt-ler more like

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By *eeBee67Man
over a year ago

Masked and Distant

Now I know why I wear glasses

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By *nsatiable_nymphWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south

A wank a day keeps the Dr at bay

I can't see for s**t, but health wise I'm perfect

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

"Well I've been to the opticians and my vision had deteriorated, again, the same as they had last year.

So I think that is solid proof that too much wanking does indeed, make you go blind.

I'm getting cataracts in my left eye. I don't want them, can I sell them on EBAY? I've had varifocals, didn't like 'em. Now back to lookers & seers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who needs a white stick?

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

"A wank a day keeps the Dr at bay

I can't see for s**t, but health wise I'm perfect

A wank a day keeps the Dr at bay

but brings the optician a bit nearer (so you can see him better)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

its not true

diabetes does though and age of course , everyone should have a blood test

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"its not true

diabetes does though and age of course , everyone should have a blood test"

No shit sherlock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you wank me off, is it you that goes blind?.

(As your eyesight is failling it has a slight chance of happening !! )

Nahhh, think I'd be fine doing it to someone else. It's the self pleasuring that causes the blindness, I must not touch.....I must not touch....I must not touch....."

Oh ok then, purely for the sake of your eyes I will play with you so you dont have to do it yourself.

Begrudgingly of course and purely for the sake of your sight

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If you wank me off, is it you that goes blind?.

(As your eyesight is failling it has a slight chance of happening !! )

Nahhh, think I'd be fine doing it to someone else. It's the self pleasuring that causes the blindness, I must not touch.....I must not touch....I must not touch.....

Oh ok then, purely for the sake of your eyes I will play with you so you dont have to do it yourself.

Begrudgingly of course and purely for the sake of your sight

What a gent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just call me Mr Magoo

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By *m389Man
over a year ago

Magherafelt

Legend says that the only way to regain your eyesight is to fuck as many times as you have wanked in your lifetime.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy to take one for the team then if any ladies are concerned about thier sight.

I will do it for you if you insist !!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Legend says that the only way to regain your eyesight is to fuck as many times as you have wanked in your lifetime."

Oh hells bells, I'd better get fucking 24/7

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What if you only fuck your arse?

Asking for a friend. "
not officially wanking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

... but it gets rid of your migraine

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By *m389Man
over a year ago

Magherafelt

"Legend says that the only way to regain your eyesight is to fuck as many times as you have wanked in your lifetime.

Oh hells bells, I'd better get fucking 24/7

I can do shifts with mickybuk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good job my phone is synced with a speak and spell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who's there?..

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By *ebjonnsonMan
over a year ago

Maldon

My mum caught me wanking and said it would make me blind. I said “can I just do it a bit and wear glasses”?

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By *ingAlMan
over a year ago

hereford

Don't believe that old story, if God hadn't meant us to wank He'd have given us shorter arms

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By *horecruxCouple
over a year ago

SE4

"Don't believe that old story, if God hadn't meant us to wank He'd have given us shorter arms"

I could have no arms and would still beat my meat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't believe that old story, if God hadn't meant us to wank He'd have given us shorter arms

I could have no arms and would still beat my meat "

Necessity is the mother of invention

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By *m389Man
over a year ago

Magherafelt

"Don't believe that old story, if God hadn't meant us to wank He'd have given us shorter arms"

Evolution would have given us some other way.

Whether that is making legs more flexible or removing a few bones from our rib cage.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does it count if somebody else is doing the wanking for you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine has deteriorated that much in a year they recommend I wear glasses for everything

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By *m389Man
over a year ago

Magherafelt

"Mine has deteriorated that much in a year they recommend I wear glasses for everything

You need 1 year of not good sex but great sex to recover those eyes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well I've been to the opticians and my vision had deteriorated, again, the same as they had last year.

So I think that is solid proof that too much wanking does indeed, make you go blind.

Sorry I cant see you im blind lol

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By *hechapMan
over a year ago

Derry

"You lot are witty tonight

Witty wankers

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By *ndtheswingersMan
over a year ago

colchester

I've worn glasses since I was 4.

An early developer obvs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So don’t wank just let others sort you out and problem solved

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By *rickyd72Man
over a year ago

Sheffield

I've not long since had to get new glasses as my eyesight has deteriorated a little. However, if the theory is true, I ought to have a guide dog and a white stick by now.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll keep my eye in this thread ..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Mine has deteriorated that much in a year they recommend I wear glasses for everything

We all know what you've been doing

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"So don’t wank just let others sort you out and problem solved

Impossible

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

The comments in this thread are making me chuckle. Thank you to you all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My eyesight is much worse lately. I concur!

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

Do sperm think that eyeballs are giant ova?

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

"Mine has deteriorated that much in a year they recommend I wear glasses for everything

We all know what you've been doing

caught red handed!

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