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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Nothing rhymes with vagina?

I'm working in a rhyme for a greetings card

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Angina probably isn't good for a card.

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By *orthyorkypairCouple
over a year ago

North Yorkshire

"Nothing rhymes with vagina?

I'm working in a rhyme for a greetings card

i call mine my foofoo try rhyming with that it might be easier lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

your vagina gave me angina

what a pleasurable way to go

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Angina probably isn't good for a card. "

Haha!

No mines a "New baby" card.

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By *ogNMuseCouple
over a year ago

Surrey

Regina?

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By *JcouplemidlandsCouple
over a year ago

Peak District

China

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

Liner as in cruise not panty

Finer

Diner

Whiner

Miner

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By *uck-RogersMan
over a year ago

Tarka trail

Regina had a big vagina

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

China, Miner, Carolina, Finer, Liner

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Angina probably isn't good for a card.

Haha!

No mines a "New baby" card.

Congratulations on the birth of your twins ...

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By *xelf787Man
over a year ago

Chorlton, Manchester

"Nothing rhymes with vagina?

I'm working in a rhyme for a greetings card

User a bit of literally license: -

Liner

kinder

china

excite her

inside her

cider

you get the idea lol as long as it sounds the same

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Liner as in cruise not panty

Finer

Diner

Whiner

Miner

Fantastic, thank you.

Plenty to work with there.

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By *ilver_medallistMan
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

Lima

Or that teenage witch Sabrina

Why don’t you find another word?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There was a young lady from China

Sha had a lovely vagina

She'd open her thighs

And squirt in your eyes

And not offer a tissue to clean up.

Damn lost it at the end

Nothing to do with a new born but hey. Congrats anyway

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By *ndtheswingersMan
over a year ago

colchester

"Angina probably isn't good for a card.

Haha!

No mines a "New baby" card.

Congratulations on the birth of your twins ..."

They have ruined the tightness of your mims

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

So how does this sound?

Front if card

Congratulations on the birth of your Twins!"

Inside

I hope your vagina

Which could currently fit a Liner

(Or a miner)

Will soon be finer.

And those kids aren't whiners xx

Yes! I think I'm onto a winner. Anyone got the address for Clinton's creative dept?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing finer than your vagina

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

"Liner as in cruise not panty

Finer

Diner

Whiner

Miner

Fantastic, thank you.

Plenty to work with there.

I've got the phrase " your vagina is finer than a posh cruise liner" going round in my head now

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

"So how does this sound?

Front if card

Congratulations on the birth of your Twins!"

Inside

I hope your vagina

Which could currently fit a Liner

(Or a miner)

Will soon be finer.

And those kids aren't whiners xx

Yes! I think I'm onto a winner. Anyone got the address for Clinton's creative dept?"

It'll give her a laugh

which I suspect she's in need of

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By *r_BlueEyesMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"So how does this sound?

Front if card

Congratulations on the birth of your Twins!"

Inside

I hope your vagina

Which could currently fit a Liner

(Or a miner)

Will soon be finer.

And those kids aren't whiners xx

Yes! I think I'm onto a winner. Anyone got the address for Clinton's creative dept?"

"You'll need to relax in your recliner because of your sore vagina"

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Liner as in cruise not panty

Finer

Diner

Whiner

Miner

Fantastic, thank you.

Plenty to work with there.

I've got the phrase " your vagina is finer than a posh cruise liner" going round in my head now

"And I'd love to eat at the captain's table"

That's more of a Valentine's vibe tbh.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

"Liner as in cruise not panty

Finer

Diner

Whiner

Miner

Fantastic, thank you.

Plenty to work with there.

I've got the phrase " your vagina is finer than a posh cruise liner" going round in my head now

"And I'd love to eat at the captain's table"

That's more of a Valentine's vibe tbh."

It is. I think you're on to a new career here. Dragons Den?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Congrats, you gave birth,

Well, you liked a cock with girth

You knew what to do

But it wasnt up to you

So instead of one, you had two....

Come on, my work here is done !!

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"So how does this sound?

Front if card

Congratulations on the birth of your Twins!"

Inside

I hope your vagina

Which could currently fit a Liner

(Or a miner)

Will soon be finer.

And those kids aren't whiners xx

Yes! I think I'm onto a winner. Anyone got the address for Clinton's creative dept?

"You'll need to relax in your recliner because of your sore vagina""

I'm seeing this more as the strapline for the DFS garden furniture range.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Liner as in cruise not panty

Finer

Diner

Whiner

Miner

Fantastic, thank you.

Plenty to work with there.

I've got the phrase " your vagina is finer than a posh cruise liner" going round in my head now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nothing rhymes with vagina?

I'm working in a rhyme for a greetings card

Try a different word

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By *r_BlueEyesMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"So how does this sound?

Front if card

Congratulations on the birth of your Twins!"

Inside

I hope your vagina

Which could currently fit a Liner

(Or a miner)

Will soon be finer.

And those kids aren't whiners xx

Yes! I think I'm onto a winner. Anyone got the address for Clinton's creative dept?

"You'll need to relax in your recliner because of your sore vagina"

I'm seeing this more as the strapline for the DFS garden furniture range."

Sore Vagina?

Rest your fanny with this recliner!

*ONLY £295*

0% finance

SALE NOW ON!

WIDE range available

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

muscle ache, headache, toothache, arthritis, and backache its all Algina

not quite as much fun as a wet vagina ,

Regina (Latin for "queen") not as good as a sweaty vagina

China If they all jumped up and down the world would end , still not as much fun as the tight hairy friend ?

Indochina is now usually referred to as the Indochinese Peninsula or Mainland Southeast Asia. can not beat it in your face a

minah:

noun: tropical Asian starlings rather have the birds bits

Bone china would rather bone it than drink tea from it

Definitions of hill myna:

noun: glossy black Asiatic starling often taught to mimic speech would rather lick it

Definitions of Red china:

noun: a communist nation that covers a vast territory in eastern Asia; the most populous country in the world

Dirty fuckers varments

Clemencie resina

Ave copiosa gracie piscina Talk dirty bitch !

Amphirhina Amphirhina are animals, a phylogenetic classification within the subphylum vertebrata. but do they do a turn ?

Carolina:

noun: the area of the states of North Carolina and South Carolina with some hot vagina

Willamina is located to the west.

—Shipley, Oregon and they suck

people's republic of china Diryt uckers lol Erm no nothing quite rhymes ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There was a young lady called minx

Who's as sexy as you'd thinks

She gave birth from her vagina

As there was none finer

And now shes out for drinks

Come on iam really trying here !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"muscle ache, headache, toothache, arthritis, and backache its all Algina

not quite as much fun as a wet vagina ,

Regina (Latin for "queen") not as good as a sweaty vagina

China If they all jumped up and down the world would end , still not as much fun as the tight hairy friend ?

Indochina is now usually referred to as the Indochinese Peninsula or Mainland Southeast Asia. can not beat it in your face a

minah:

noun: tropical Asian starlings rather have the birds bits

Bone china would rather bone it than drink tea from it

Definitions of hill myna:

noun: glossy black Asiatic starling often taught to mimic speech would rather lick it

Definitions of Red china:

noun: a communist nation that covers a vast territory in eastern Asia; the most populous country in the world

Dirty fuckers varments

Clemencie resina

Ave copiosa gracie piscina Talk dirty bitch !

Amphirhina Amphirhina are animals, a phylogenetic classification within the subphylum vertebrata. but do they do a turn ?

Carolina:

noun: the area of the states of North Carolina and South Carolina with some hot vagina

Willamina is located to the west.

—Shipley, Oregon and they suck

people's republic of china Diryt uckers lol Erm no nothing quite rhymes ?

Google is your friend n'est pas?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No you're all correct.

Nothing quite goes with vagina.

Never thought i would post that on here.

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

"Nothing rhymes with vagina?

I'm working in a rhyme for a greetings card

Slimer?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There was a lady called Minx her problem was it always stinks ,

Like fish on a summers day

she could not help being that way ,

she scrubbed it with Mr Muscle and soap ,

but nobody wanted to grope ,

it smelled so bad

it made her sad

problem was she liked being so bad

she really had no hope

I put a peg on my nose

It made me glad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

n'est pas? GASH

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

There's nothing finer than a well shaved vigina...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought mine were weak...

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

Just seen the limeric posted ealier, looks like I was beaten to it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sings *”Nothing could be finer than filling your vagina in the morning”

*Dean Martin turns in his grave*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BtLqmWt2h2g

Shaggy - Oh Carolina 1993 (Official HQ) - YouTube

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"n'est pas? GASH

non, ce n'est pas GASH.

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"Nothing rhymes with vagina?

I'm working in a rhyme for a greetings card

If only she was celebrating buying a punt.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I always assumed that Ian Dury's lyric "but I got right up between her rum and her ribena" was a reference to this.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nothing rhymes with vagina?

I'm working in a rhyme for a greetings card

C minor

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Once had hot raunchy sex in a Morris Minor

The gear stick got in the way and made me slightly gay

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Nothing rhymes with vagina?

I'm working in a rhyme for a greetings card

If only she was celebrating buying a punt.....

There's definitely a gap in the market for Punt Purchasing Celebration cards.

We'd sell tonnes in Cambridge I bet.

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

Try Rhymezone dot c o m (no it's not an antihistamine)

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

"Angina probably isn't good for a card. "

actually I bought my Mum a card with that on it!

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By *horecruxCouple
over a year ago

SE4

Inside Ya rhymes with vagina or try jazz it up with fun-gina

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rose are red

Violets are blue

Your vagina is ripped to shreds

No-one will want you

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Rose are red

Violets are blue

Your vagina is ripped to shreds

No-one will want you

Something you'll never see on an inspirational quotes poster in a maternity hospital, I'm guessing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would just keep tight-lipped about it if I were you OP....

OH WAIT...

twins you say?

They might have arrived through the sunroof anyway!

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By *mp411Man
over a year ago

chester

"There was a lady called Minx her problem was it always stinks ,

Like fish on a summers day

she could not help being that way ,

she scrubbed it with Mr Muscle and soap ,

but nobody wanted to grope ,

it smelled so bad

it made her sad

problem was she liked being so bad

she really had no hope

I put a peg on my nose

It made me glad

I can definitely say it doesn’t smell but does taste delicious

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Rose are red

Violets are blue

Your vagina is ripped to shreds

No-one will want you

Something you'll never see on an inspirational quotes poster in a maternity hospital, I'm guessing."

Just good on cards then.

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By *idlandiaMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

You've given birth to a child,

Time to think of a name.

Now you've pushed that baby out,

Your vagina will never be the same.

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