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You are hereby subpoenaed to fuck

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Dear Madam,

You are hereby given notice of a jurisdiction violation which has been requested on behalf of a Mr S OulfulKinky. The aforementioned infringement is set to occur on a date of your choosing and will occur in accord with provision 69dd of the "Dirty Mind" directive of 2018. Failure to comply will result in a period of incarceration on a bed and using pink fluffy handcuffs.

We await your response or other comparable proclamations in proper legalese

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By *olfAndKittenCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

we object to this ruling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want no part of your sub poena, only the top notch poenas for me.

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By *DreamOfGenieWoman
over a year ago

London

Dear Sir,

Thank you for your communication re the alleged juristiction violation. I notice you fail to provide any evidence of said violation - if such can be provided, I will discuss and advise with my client in accordance.

Regards

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Dear Genie

Exhibits B and G await your inspection at the legal offices of Fuckme & Fuckmegood, My Place, Bournemouth. Please be advised that you will need to bring your own lube

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By *DreamOfGenieWoman
over a year ago

London

Dear Sir,

It seems this evidence definitely requires close and thorough inspection. Please consider this communication an official request for additional time to really get to the bottom of this.

Regards

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