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By *etillante OP   Woman
over a year ago

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I would like to nominate BusWanker for the Fab Santa.

He's got the glasses and the beard and........

Oh he would really look good in red and I would sit on his knee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

seconded..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ok that's one knee each, which bit do I get?

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By *etillante OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"ok that's one knee each, which bit do I get?"

Whichever bit you want

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

no knee for me what can i sit on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

not the kind of ho ho ho's i was looking for on fab, but fair enough

i'm up for that as long as i can use your red pants with the elasticated waist pet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"no knee for me what can i sit on "

my beard

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

his knee, i'm just glad i'm over 16

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford


"not the kind of ho ho ho's i was looking for on fab, but fair enough

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you wicked man

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By *etillante OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"not the kind of ho ho ho's i was looking for on fab, but fair enough

i'm up for that as long as i can use your red pants with the elasticated waist pet "

Bitch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"not the kind of ho ho ho's i was looking for on fab, but fair enough

i'm up for that as long as i can use your red pants with the elasticated waist pet

Bitch"

oh dont u bitch me

it was you that was showing um off the other satday

'oooh look at me new pants bussy

dya like um ?

they're ever so comfy with the elasticated waistband

and they go so well with my air soled shoes and lumpy ankles'

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By *etillante OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"not the kind of ho ho ho's i was looking for on fab, but fair enough

i'm up for that as long as i can use your red pants with the elasticated waist pet

Bitch

oh dont u bitch me

it was you that was showing um off the other satday

'oooh look at me new pants bussy

dya like um ?

they're ever so comfy with the elasticated waistband

and they go so well with my air soled shoes and lumpy ankles' "

War is declared

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"not the kind of ho ho ho's i was looking for on fab, but fair enough

i'm up for that as long as i can use your red pants with the elasticated waist pet

Bitch

oh dont u bitch me

it was you that was showing um off the other satday

'oooh look at me new pants bussy

dya like um ?

they're ever so comfy with the elasticated waistband

and they go so well with my air soled shoes and lumpy ankles'

War is declared "

PMSL - well as Chamberlain said to Hitler 'you started it !'

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By *etillante OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"not the kind of ho ho ho's i was looking for on fab, but fair enough

i'm up for that as long as i can use your red pants with the elasticated waist pet

Bitch

oh dont u bitch me

it was you that was showing um off the other satday

'oooh look at me new pants bussy

dya like um ?

they're ever so comfy with the elasticated waistband

and they go so well with my air soled shoes and lumpy ankles'

War is declared

PMSL - well as Chamberlain said to Hitler 'you started it !' "

And I'll finish it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"not the kind of ho ho ho's i was looking for on fab, but fair enough

i'm up for that as long as i can use your red pants with the elasticated waist pet

Bitch

oh dont u bitch me

it was you that was showing um off the other satday

'oooh look at me new pants bussy

dya like um ?

they're ever so comfy with the elasticated waistband

and they go so well with my air soled shoes and lumpy ankles'

War is declared

PMSL - well as Chamberlain said to Hitler 'you started it !' "

does she really wear elasticated waistbands

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"not the kind of ho ho ho's i was looking for on fab, but fair enough

i'm up for that as long as i can use your red pants with the elasticated waist pet

Bitch

oh dont u bitch me

it was you that was showing um off the other satday

'oooh look at me new pants bussy

dya like um ?

they're ever so comfy with the elasticated waistband

and they go so well with my air soled shoes and lumpy ankles'

War is declared

PMSL - well as Chamberlain said to Hitler 'you started it !'

And I'll finish it "

oh get back in ur bunker

and tell eva to cancel the milk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

right - i have an unexpected guest so i shall be away presently !

i will be back to check the progress of this thread in good time though

so miss laccy knickers - behave !

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By *etillante OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"right - i have an unexpected guest so i shall be away presently !

i will be back to check the progress of this thread in good time though

so miss laccy knickers - behave !"

Least I wear knickers lol

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By *obletonMan
over a year ago

THE STICKS


"I would like to nominate BusWanker for the Fab Santa.

He's got the glasses and the beard and........

Oh he would really look good in red and I would sit on his knee "

do I detect a crush?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Need an elf by any chance Bus? Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I would like to nominate BusWanker for the Fab Santa.

He's got the glasses and the beard and........

Oh he would really look good in red and I would sit on his knee

do I detect a crush? "

lol i thought that too

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By *etillante OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"I would like to nominate BusWanker for the Fab Santa.

He's got the glasses and the beard and........

Oh he would really look good in red and I would sit on his knee

do I detect a crush? "

If I sat on his knee he would def be crushed

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By *obletonMan
over a year ago

THE STICKS

Can I be the Fab Grinch?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I be the Fab Grinch?"

What ya mean can ya?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I be the Fab Grinch?"

Oh, no you can't!

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By *etillante OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"Can I be the Fab Grinch?

Oh, no you can't! "

Oh yes he can

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By *inkershoes69Woman
over a year ago

maidstone

"lumpy ankles!?" ??

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By *etillante OP   Woman
over a year ago

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""lumpy ankles!?" ?? "

Don't worry he's dead for that comment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

dear santa ive been a very good girl can i please have a wand

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I would like to nominate BusWanker for the Fab Santa.

He's got the glasses and the beard and........

Oh he would really look good in red and I would sit on his knee

do I detect a crush? "

it's not a crush - it's just a mutual admiration society

we're both too old for crushes

but i'm not the 1 in the elasticated pants (yet)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I would like to nominate BusWanker for the Fab Santa.

He's got the glasses and the beard and........

Oh he would really look good in red and I would sit on his knee

do I detect a crush?

If I sat on his knee he would def be crushed "

not as much as you would be if i sat on yours !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"dear santa ive been a very good girl can i please have a wand "

before or after pet has beaten me with it ?

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By *etillante OP   Woman
over a year ago

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Bussy baby, slip some lacky under the tree for me,

Been an awful bad girl

Bussy baby, Me pants are starting to fall past me knee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bussy baby, slip some lacky under the tree for me,

Been an awful bad girl

Bussy baby, Me pants are starting to fall past me knee

"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bussy baby, slip some lacky under the tree for me,

Been an awful bad girl

Bussy baby, Me pants are starting to fall past me knee

"

new elastic required

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By *etillante OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"Bussy baby, slip some lacky under the tree for me,

Been an awful bad girl

Bussy baby, Me pants are starting to fall past me knee

new elastic required "

yep, they don;t make knicker elastic like they used to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know I'm late Santa, but can I baggsy the sac! I like a good rummage an' I'm ever so good at guessing whats inside!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I know I'm late Santa, but can I baggsy the sac! I like a good rummage an' I'm ever so good at guessing whats inside! "

Are you going to let him empty his sac over you...?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" can I baggsy the sac! I like a good rummage an' I'm ever so good at guessing whats inside! "

Well ya will be - cos you've you bought most of it for yourself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I know I'm late Santa, but can I baggsy the sac! I like a good rummage an' I'm ever so good at guessing whats inside!

Are you going to let him empty his sac over you...? "

She's having nowt Euro, after marking me down in the pretty stakes last week

Even Rudolph & Blitzen were awarded higher scores than me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" does she really wear elasticated waistbands "

it wouldn't be fair of me to say really just

but let's just say you can here that 'pdoinnng' sound quite a bit when pets around

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By *etillante OP   Woman
over a year ago

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" does she really wear elasticated waistbands

it wouldn't be fair of me to say really just

but let's just say you can here that 'pdoinnng' sound quite a bit when pets around "

Yep it's guys elastic in their undercrackers going, cos they can take the strain after seeing me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" does she really wear elasticated waistbands

it wouldn't be fair of me to say really just

but let's just say you can here that 'pdoinnng' sound quite a bit when pets around

Yep it's guys elastic in their undercrackers going, cos they can take the strain after seeing me"

it's the ankles that do it

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By *etillante OP   Woman
over a year ago

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" does she really wear elasticated waistbands

it wouldn't be fair of me to say really just

but let's just say you can here that 'pdoinnng' sound quite a bit when pets around

Yep it's guys elastic in their undercrackers going, cos they can take the strain after seeing me

it's the ankles that do it "

Thank you

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