FabSwingers.com forum: Not so Top Tips

By *ushroom7 OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

1. Save money, the next time your clothes horse breaks don't replace it.

Simply lift your pictures off their hooks and hang the items there instead.

2. Save time. Leave big pictures where they are and hang items on each end.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Save money on IVF and use a turkey baster

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wash your clothes with you in the bath/shower

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

Take pic of a nice glowing fire, blow up and place infront of fire.. instant heat and no bill

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get rid of a clingy meet by proposing

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By *ushroom7 OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"Get rid of a clingy meet by proposing

Get rid of a woman's sex drive and sense of fun by accepting

Not personal btw

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Get rid of a clingy meet by proposing

Get rid of a woman's sex drive and sense of fun by accepting

Not personal btw"

Just funny!

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By *ushroom7 OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"Get rid of a clingy meet by proposing

Get rid of a woman's sex drive and sense of fun by accepting

Not personal btw

Just funny!

No , it's not, and expensive too,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nudists.Stay warm this winter by wrapping yourself in cling film. A cat covered in vasaline with it's ears pinned back makes an ideal domesticated pet otter.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't waste yer money on a prozzy, have a wank instead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

MEN: When listening to your favourite CD, simply turn up the sound to the volume you desire - then turn it down three notches. This saves your wife having to do it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wash your clothes with you in the bath/shower

save time, money and effor, ditch the clothes, go naturist.

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By *obletonMan
over a year ago

A Home Among The Woodland Creatures

BMW drivers - attach a lit sparkler to the roof of your car - you drive the things like fucking dodgems so you may as well look like one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Top money saving tip guys

Stay single xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Top money saving tip guys

Stay single xx

Enjoy wanking do you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1. Save money, the next time your clothes horse breaks don't replace it.

Simply lift your pictures off their hooks and hang the items there instead.

2. Save time. Leave big pictures where they are and hang items on each end. "

Na, just turn the heating down and invite me round....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Top money saving tip guys

Stay single xx

Enjoy wanking do you?

Gettin used to it xx

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By *ushroom7 OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"Top money saving tip guys

Stay single xx

Enjoy wanking do you?

Oh yeah, China's a wonderful place.

Long flights though, no leg room.

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By *obbytupperMan
over a year ago

Menston near Ilkley

H.ave them delivered

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Top money saving tip guys

Stay single xx

Enjoy wanking do you?

Oh yeah, China's a wonderful place.

Long flights though, no leg room."

Oh very droll lol

Took me a while thou xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Top money saving tip guys

Stay single xx

Enjoy wanking do you?

Oh yeah, China's a wonderful place.

Long flights though, no leg room.

Oh very droll lol

Took me a while thou xx

It really did tho din't it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Plant a cotton bud upright in the sand at the bottom of your fish tank to enable your gold fish to wipe its arse.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hippies. Don't waste money on expensive lava lamps.Simply shine a torch beneath your bollocks and watch your testicles floating around in their sack.

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"BMW drivers - attach a lit sparkler to the roof of your car - you drive the things like fucking dodgems so you may as well look like one.

also black cab and volvo drivers..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Girls, Don't throw away your used tampons at this time of year, simply dip them in glitter, they make deightful Christmas tree decorations

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Damn! I've only got the one viz annual and i've used up all the funniest top tips already.

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

dont buy loo roll, keep a piece of frozen fish in a container

when you go for a 'number 2', open jar lid coax in a cat and use that to wipe your arse..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Damn! I've only got the one viz annual and i've used up all the funniest top tips already.

GOOOGLE!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If an Irishman throws a pin at you run like fuck - he's got a hand grenade in his mouth!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Damn! I've only got the one viz annual and i've used up all the funniest top tips already.

GOOOGLE!!!

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C'moan,give me some credit! Already did that for the last top tips thread,however, i'm only online on my ps3 just now.And it just doesn't have the same capabilities as a pc/laptop so it's a bit funny with some sites as regards to memory or ram or whatever.So don't get full access to a lot of sites because of that.

Laptop for crimbo though.

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By *obletonMan
over a year ago

A Home Among The Woodland Creatures

An empty aluminium cigar tube filled with angry wasps makes an excellent inexpensive vibrator.

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By *obletonMan
over a year ago

A Home Among The Woodland Creatures

Only use the loo at work. Not only will you save money on toilet paper, but you'll also be getting paid to take a shit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"An empty aluminium cigar tube filled with angry wasps makes an excellent inexpensive vibrator."
Stop thief! lol.I posted that a couple of weeks ago in a recent top tips thread. But I guess I can't say nowt as I copied it myself from the viz

It is a cracker though. Angry wasp vibrator PML!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Empty wine bags from the box make great pillows for use anywhere! Also a great reflector for getting the sun under ur chin on the beach!

Or refill it with the tipple of ur choice, freeze it and use as a cool pack for ur food that u can also drink! Mmmmmmm

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