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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Looking for someone to fuck bareback.

Can't afford condoms and they don't feel that great anyway.

90% sure I'm clean as the last woman to give me a blowjob didn't complain of any smells.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Looking for someone to fuck bareback.

Can't afford condoms and they don't feel that great anyway.

90% sure I'm clean as the last woman to give me a blowjob didn't complain of any smells.

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Faf then?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Looking for someone to fuck bareback.

Can't afford condoms and they don't feel that great anyway.

90% sure I'm clean as the last woman to give me a blowjob didn't complain of any smells.

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Faf then?"

Any holes a goal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Looking for someone to fuck bareback.

Can't afford condoms and they don't feel that great anyway.

90% sure I'm clean as the last woman to give me a blowjob didn't complain of any smells.

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Faf then?

Any holes a goal"

Man after my own holes awwww

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

"Looking for someone to fuck bareback.

Can't afford condoms and they don't feel that great anyway.

90% sure I'm clean as the last woman to give me a blowjob didn't complain of any smells.

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You know that some people will actually think this is serious and start ranting don't you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Looking for someone to fuck bareback.

Can't afford condoms and they don't feel that great anyway.

90% sure I'm clean as the last woman to give me a blowjob didn't complain of any smells.

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You know that some people will actually think this is serious and start ranting don't you?

Wouldn't be fab if not tho

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If any hole's a goal, there's a golf course up the road, at least 18 holes there for you

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Condoms are such a chore I've never used them,who the heck wants to wear a one it's like keeping all your clothes on to have sex.

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By *ily Con CarneTV/TS
over a year ago

Cornwall

"Condoms are such a chore I've never used them,who the heck wants to wear a one it's like keeping all your clothes on to have sex."

hehehe....I actually keep some of my clothes on .... (can't do the "naked thing")

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By *eoff2000Man
over a year ago

Ferndown

“90% clean” he says. Is that the result given to you at the STD clinic is it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"“90% clean” he says. Is that the result given to you at the STD clinic is it? "

What about Russian roulette

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do has we do..use the same condoms over and over..saves you a fortune

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just turn your condom inside out for the next person, it'll half your costs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Horse riding ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just turn your condom inside out for the next person, it'll half your costs "

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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago

hiding from cock pics.

What's a condom?

Joking... Clearly.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"“90% clean” he says. Is that the result given to you at the STD clinic is it? "

No, just an educated guess

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By *LIRTWITHUSCouple
over a year ago

Chester

"Looking for someone to fuck bareback.

Can't afford condoms and they don't feel that great anyway.

90% sure I'm clean as the last woman to give me a blowjob didn't complain of any smells.

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Pmsl - use a crisp packet, food for energy first

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By *ubSirVient-DefinitionCouple
over a year ago

dukinfield

"Condoms are such a chore I've never used them,who the heck wants to wear a one it's like keeping all your clothes on to have sex."

I can imagine them being a struggle to fit on for you! You could always try masking tape to hold it the the edges of your Foof!

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By *ily Con CarneTV/TS
over a year ago

Cornwall

"Looking for someone to fuck bareback.

Can't afford condoms and they don't feel that great anyway.

Pmsl - use a crisp packet, food for energy first

Isn't there a protest thing going on at the mo about crisp packets ...and the degradable issue?

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By *wingin CatMan
over a year ago

London

Took a punk girl back to my flat the other night. Told her to make herself comfy while I put some music on for her. 10 minutes later, I came back. There she was, completely stripped off and laying on the sofa waiting for me.

"Ere - is that Johnny Rotten"? she said.

"I hope not luv - I've only used it six times so far" I replied.

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By *LIRTWITHUSCouple
over a year ago

Chester

"Took a punk girl back to my flat the other night. Told her to make herself comfy while I put some music on for her. 10 minutes later, I came back. There she was, completely stripped off and laying on the sofa waiting for me.

"Ere - is that Johnny Rotten"? she said.

"I hope not luv - I've only used it six times so far" I replied."

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By *good-being-badMan
over a year ago

mis-types and auto corrects leads cock leeds

Today's top tip...

Practice safe sex.

Wash your cock and or foof with bleach it's guaranteed to kill 99.99% of all known germs

You're welcome.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Today's top tip...

Practice safe sex.

Wash your cock and or foof with bleach it's guaranteed to kill 99.99% of all known germs

You're welcome.

What if that final 0.01% germs is man flu?

Suddenly, this isn't worth the risk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Today's top tip...

Practice safe sex.

Wash your cock and or foof with bleach it's guaranteed to kill 99.99% of all known germs

You're welcome.

What if that final 0.01% germs is man flu?

Suddenly, this isn't worth the risk

But you would have had some sex. Gotta be worth it surely.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Horse riding ?

Yes please, thankyou for offering!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Horse riding ?

Yes please, thankyou for offering!

If your accepting

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

sheffield

Are you sure your telling the truth. Because I won’t bareback with anyone who lies????(

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ere - is that Johnny Rotten"? she said.

"I hope not luv - I've only used it six times so far" I replied."

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Condoms are such a chore I've never used them,who the heck wants to wear a one it's like keeping all your clothes on to have sex.

I can imagine them being a struggle to fit on for you! You could always try masking tape to hold it the the edges of your Foof!

No no I have a penis and a foof.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Horse riding ?

Yes please, thankyou for offering!

If your accepting

Depends on the steed!

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By *ny1localMan
over a year ago

READING

Try clingfilm it's cheaper.

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Spray her area with Clit Bang first

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Today's top tip...

Practice safe sex.

Wash your cock and or foof with bleach it's guaranteed to kill 99.99% of all known germs

You're welcome.

What if that final 0.01% germs is man flu?

Suddenly, this isn't worth the risk

But you would have had some sex. Gotta be worth it surely. "

Typical woman doesn't know how deadly man flu is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A quick scrub out with a bottle brush and Dettol does the job!

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By *eedsortingMan
over a year ago

Radley

"Just turn your condom inside out for the next person, it'll half your costs "

Not only that, but it's already lubed for you as well

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By *olfAndKittenCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

"Today's top tip...

Practice safe sex.

Wash your cock and or foof with bleach it's guaranteed to kill 99.99% of all known germs

You're welcome.

What if that final 0.01% germs is man flu?

Suddenly, this isn't worth the risk

Scouring pad and elbow greese does the last 0.01%

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By *elaxedcplCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Looking for someone to fuck bareback.

Can't afford condoms and they don't feel that great anyway.

90% sure I'm clean as the last woman to give me a blowjob didn't complain of any smells.

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We've a pair of XXL Marigolds, cut off whatever finger suits your size and come see us - condom problem solved

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"Looking for someone to fuck bareback.

Can't afford condoms and they don't feel that great anyway.

90% sure I'm clean as the last woman to give me a blowjob didn't complain of any smells.

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We've a pair of XXL Marigolds, cut off whatever finger suits your size and come see us - condom problem solved

Or be really kinky and use the whole glove

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By *elaxedcplCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Looking for someone to fuck bareback.

Can't afford condoms and they don't feel that great anyway.

90% sure I'm clean as the last woman to give me a blowjob didn't complain of any smells.

Inbox me

We've a pair of XXL Marigolds, cut off whatever finger suits your size and come see us - condom problem solved

Or be really kinky and use the whole glove

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By *LIRTWITHUSCouple
over a year ago

Chester

"Looking for someone to fuck bareback.

Can't afford condoms and they don't feel that great anyway.

90% sure I'm clean as the last woman to give me a blowjob didn't complain of any smells.

Inbox me

We've a pair of XXL Marigolds, cut off whatever finger suits your size and come see us - condom problem solved

Or be really kinky and use the whole glove

No glove no love

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

I was very recently offered bareback sex with a couple in a club. I didn't go on the night

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By *elaxedcplCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Looking for someone to fuck bareback.

Can't afford condoms and they don't feel that great anyway.

90% sure I'm clean as the last woman to give me a blowjob didn't complain of any smells.

Inbox me

We've a pair of XXL Marigolds, cut off whatever finger suits your size and come see us - condom problem solved

Or be really kinky and use the whole glove

No glove no love

No finger, disease linger?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The comments on this thread has made my day too funny

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Looking for someone to fuck bareback.

Can't afford condoms and they don't feel that great anyway.

90% sure I'm clean as the last woman to give me a blowjob didn't complain of any smells.

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Would a box of Jaffa cakes be provided or not? It’s a deal breaker!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Looking for someone to fuck bareback.

Can't afford condoms and they don't feel that great anyway.

90% sure I'm clean as the last woman to give me a blowjob didn't complain of any smells.

Inbox me

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5p Carrier bag might be a cheaper option for you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Looking for someone to fuck bareback.

Can't afford condoms and they don't feel that great anyway.

90% sure I'm clean as the last woman to give me a blowjob didn't complain of any smells.

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Would a box of Jaffa cakes be provided or not? It’s a deal breaker! "

No sorry, they're for special occasions

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Looking for someone to fuck bareback.

Can't afford condoms and they don't feel that great anyway.

90% sure I'm clean as the last woman to give me a blowjob didn't complain of any smells.

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Would a box of Jaffa cakes be provided or not? It’s a deal breaker!

No sorry, they're for special occasions "

Ooooh you are soooo cheeky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who ever said romance was dead ?

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By *LIRTWITHUSCouple
over a year ago

Chester

"Who ever said romance was dead ?"

Its clearly alive & booming on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Looking for someone to fuck bareback.

Can't afford condoms and they don't feel that great anyway.

90% sure I'm clean as the last woman to give me a blowjob didn't complain of any smells.

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Omfg. Pmsl.

. Snm. Smh

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By *orthyorkypairCouple
over a year ago

North Yorkshire

"If any hole's a goal, there's a golf course up the road, at least 18 holes there for you"

ours is only a ickkle one with nine holes lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Today's top tip...

Practice safe sex.

Wash your cock and or foof with bleach it's guaranteed to kill 99.99% of all known germs

You're welcome.

What if that final 0.01% germs is man flu?

Suddenly, this isn't worth the risk

But you would have had some sex. Gotta be worth it surely.

Typical woman doesn't know how deadly man flu is"

Just think how manly you will look having survived it

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