FabSwingers.com forum: F for FMF

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Looking for a female to join me in a FMF

Couple of conditions.

1. Must be female

2. Must not be male

3. You will be expected to provide 2nd female for this to work. She must also correspond with the first 2 rules

Really fit and totally real women go to the top of list.

No fakes or lesbians

Fake lesbians will be considered

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By *rsSBWoman
over a year ago

toy town

"Looking for a female to join me in a FMF

Couple of conditions.

1. Must be female

2. Must not be male

3. You will be expected to provide 2nd female for this to work. She must also correspond with the first 2 rules

Really fit and totally real women go to the top of list.

No fakes or lesbians

Fake lesbians will be considered"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh balls! I'm a lesbian.

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By *rsSBWoman
over a year ago

toy town

"Oh balls! I'm a lesbian. "

I still put my name down

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By *lenderfoxMan
over a year ago

Leeds

Thought I was doing well until no. 2...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm vegan can I apply?

(I'm not but you seem to have dropped that stipulation?)

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By *rsSBWoman
over a year ago

toy town

"I'm vegan can I apply?

(I'm not but you seem to have dropped that stipulation?)"

I'm going vegetarian and I'm a fake lesbian

I bet he will still do me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm vegan can I apply?

(I'm not but you seem to have dropped that stipulation?)"

I'd let you join in if you slaughtered my pet dog

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me and look-innocent are game for a FMF if anyone wants that. She’s a lot hotter and nicer than me so I won’t cry (too much) if I’m just dropped

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I could actually do that. If I wanted to. Shame

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I could actually do that. If I wanted to. Shame "

Does that mean you don't want to?

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By *riefcase_WankerMan
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

"Me and look-innocent are game for a FMF if anyone wants that. She’s a lot hotter and nicer than me so I won’t cry (too much) if I’m just dropped

"If anyone's game"...yeah, I'm sure you're gonna struggle for volunteers for that one!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I could actually do that. If I wanted to. Shame

Does that mean you don't want to?

How about FFFM

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Me and look-innocent are game for a FMF if anyone wants that. She’s a lot hotter and nicer than me so I won’t cry (too much) if I’m just dropped

"If anyone's game"...yeah, I'm sure you're gonna struggle for volunteers for that one!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh balls! I'm a lesbian.

I still put my name down

Let's just have a ff instead

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I could actually do that. If I wanted to. Shame

Does that mean you don't want to?

How about FFFM"

Could i disappoint 3 women in one night?

One way to find out!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How about pillow princesses??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I could actually do that. If I wanted to. Shame

Does that mean you don't want to?

How about FFFM"
it’s not all it’s cracked up to be

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By *rsSBWoman
over a year ago

toy town

"Oh balls! I'm a lesbian.

I still put my name down

Let's just have a ff instead

Done

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Looking for a female to join me in a FMF

Couple of conditions.

1. Must be female

2. Must not be male

3. You will be expected to provide 2nd female for this to work. She must also correspond with the first 2 rules

Really fit and totally real women go to the top of list.

No fakes or lesbians

Fake lesbians will be considered"

What's happened to the really real, really hot woman you had last week? Has she met with an unfortunate accident so soon in your love affair?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm vegan can I apply?

(I'm not but you seem to have dropped that stipulation?)

I'm going vegetarian and I'm a fake lesbian

I bet he will still do me

Lets take him on! I bet he won't cope!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I could actually do that. If I wanted to. Shame

Does that mean you don't want to?

How about FFFM it’s not all it’s cracked up to be

Nah probably not. Only done FFF. The M would probably mess it up!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Looking for a female to join me in a FMF

Couple of conditions.

1. Must be female

2. Must not be male

3. You will be expected to provide 2nd female for this to work. She must also correspond with the first 2 rules

Really fit and totally real women go to the top of list.

No fakes or lesbians

Fake lesbians will be considered

What's happened to the really real, really hot woman you had last week? Has she met with an unfortunate accident so soon in your love affair?

Didn't you hear about the Fake Dave incident?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm vegan can I apply?

(I'm not but you seem to have dropped that stipulation?)

I'd let you join in if you slaughtered my pet dog

What a weird kink you have

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm vegan can I apply?

(I'm not but you seem to have dropped that stipulation?)

I'd let you join in if you slaughtered my pet dog

What a weird kink you have

Yea, I can see how that could be read in a couple of different ways

Anyway, fancy a fuck?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Depends who you do it with

I’ve done it and loved it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm vegan can I apply?

(I'm not but you seem to have dropped that stipulation?)

I'd let you join in if you slaughtered my pet dog

What a weird kink you have

Is it a "hush" puppy?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Looking for a female to join me in a FMF

Couple of conditions.

1. Must be female

2. Must not be male

3. You will be expected to provide 2nd female for this to work. She must also correspond with the first 2 rules

Really fit and totally real women go to the top of list.

No fakes or lesbians

Fake lesbians will be considered

What's happened to the really real, really hot woman you had last week? Has she met with an unfortunate accident so soon in your love affair?

Didn't you hear about the Fake Dave incident? "

No I am afraid the post was so long I lost interest about half way through - wasn't kinky enough to keep my interest.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm vegan can I apply?

(I'm not but you seem to have dropped that stipulation?)

I'd let you join in if you slaughtered my pet dog

What a weird kink you have

Yea, I can see how that could be read in a couple of different ways

Anyway, fancy a fuck?"

I don't know, I might need some time to get over the dog murder. Guilt is not an aphrodisiac.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm vegan can I apply?

(I'm not but you seem to have dropped that stipulation?)

I'd let you join in if you slaughtered my pet dog

What a weird kink you have

Is it a "hush" puppy?"

I dunno but I probably need to turn it into a blood hound!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm vegan can I apply?

(I'm not but you seem to have dropped that stipulation?)

I'd let you join in if you slaughtered my pet dog

What a weird kink you have

Yea, I can see how that could be read in a couple of different ways

Anyway, fancy a fuck?

I don't know, I might need some time to get over the dog murder. Guilt is not an aphrodisiac."

Would it make you feel better if I didn't actually have a dog?

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By *lenderfoxMan
over a year ago

Leeds

"Me and look-innocent are game for a FMF if anyone wants that. She’s a lot hotter and nicer than me so I won’t cry (too much) if I’m just dropped

If you insist!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm vegan can I apply?

(I'm not but you seem to have dropped that stipulation?)

I'd let you join in if you slaughtered my pet dog

What a weird kink you have

Yea, I can see how that could be read in a couple of different ways

Anyway, fancy a fuck?

I don't know, I might need some time to get over the dog murder. Guilt is not an aphrodisiac.

Would it make you feel better if I didn't actually have a dog?"

I don't know, I'm quite sensitive, even killing an imaginary dog might upset me

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

"I could actually do that. If I wanted to. Shame

Does that mean you don't want to?

Yeh, she's with me on a ff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm vegan can I apply?

(I'm not but you seem to have dropped that stipulation?)

I'd let you join in if you slaughtered my pet dog

What a weird kink you have

Yea, I can see how that could be read in a couple of different ways

Anyway, fancy a fuck?

I don't know, I might need some time to get over the dog murder. Guilt is not an aphrodisiac.

Would it make you feel better if I didn't actually have a dog?"

Well if it was killed then you wouldn't have one - simples

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I could actually do that. If I wanted to. Shame

Does that mean you don't want to?

Yeh, she's with me on a ff

Hell yeah. We could have a FFFFF then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I could actually do that. If I wanted to. Shame "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I could actually do that. If I wanted to. Shame

Lol. Who opened your cage and let you out?

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

Ahhhhh, I'm a lipstick lesbian ~ I'm out!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I could actually do that. If I wanted to. Shame

Lol. Who opened your cage and let you out?"

The camp was attacked by a animal rights group who released me back to the wild

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I could actually do that. If I wanted to. Shame

Lol. Who opened your cage and let you out?

The camp was attacked by a animal rights group who released me back to the wild"

God help us!

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

"I could actually do that. If I wanted to. Shame

Does that mean you don't want to?

Yeh, she's with me on a ff

Hell yeah. We could have a FFFFF then "

Oh yes, a ladies only event...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I could actually do that. If I wanted to. Shame

Does that mean you don't want to?

Yeh, she's with me on a ff

Hell yeah. We could have a FFFFF then

Oh yes, a ladies only event...

In a hot tub

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

"I could actually do that. If I wanted to. Shame

Does that mean you don't want to?

Yeh, she's with me on a ff

Hell yeah. We could have a FFFFF then

Oh yes, a ladies only event...

In a hot tub

Oh yes, we need to find someone with one.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm vegan can I apply?

(I'm not but you seem to have dropped that stipulation?)

I'd let you join in if you slaughtered my pet dog

What a weird kink you have

Yea, I can see how that could be read in a couple of different ways

Anyway, fancy a fuck?

I don't know, I might need some time to get over the dog murder. Guilt is not an aphrodisiac.

Would it make you feel better if I didn't actually have a dog?

I don't know, I'm quite sensitive, even killing an imaginary dog might upset me

Well were cool then, I don't have an imaginary dog

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm vegan can I apply?

(I'm not but you seem to have dropped that stipulation?)

I'd let you join in if you slaughtered my pet dog

What a weird kink you have

Yea, I can see how that could be read in a couple of different ways

Anyway, fancy a fuck?

I don't know, I might need some time to get over the dog murder. Guilt is not an aphrodisiac.

Would it make you feel better if I didn't actually have a dog?

I don't know, I'm quite sensitive, even killing an imaginary dog might upset me

Well were cool then, I don't have an imaginary dog

Deal. I'll work on the second girl!

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

"Oh balls! I'm a lesbian. "

That's fine by me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm vegan can I apply?

(I'm not but you seem to have dropped that stipulation?)

I'd let you join in if you slaughtered my pet dog

What a weird kink you have

Yea, I can see how that could be read in a couple of different ways

Anyway, fancy a fuck?

I don't know, I might need some time to get over the dog murder. Guilt is not an aphrodisiac.

Would it make you feel better if I didn't actually have a dog?

I don't know, I'm quite sensitive, even killing an imaginary dog might upset me

Well were cool then, I don't have an imaginary dog

Deal. I'll work on the second girl! "

We should invite Poochiepoo since we're due to get married

Princess Peach would be a good backup as she's a real dirty birdy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm vegan can I apply?

(I'm not but you seem to have dropped that stipulation?)

I'd let you join in if you slaughtered my pet dog

What a weird kink you have

Yea, I can see how that could be read in a couple of different ways

Anyway, fancy a fuck?

I don't know, I might need some time to get over the dog murder. Guilt is not an aphrodisiac.

Would it make you feel better if I didn't actually have a dog?

I don't know, I'm quite sensitive, even killing an imaginary dog might upset me

Well were cool then, I don't have an imaginary dog

Deal. I'll work on the second girl!

We should invite Poochiepoo since we're due to get married

Princess Peach would be a good backup as she's a real dirty birdy "

Invite them both. You should worry if the bed only fits 3 though, I can see who will be left out

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm vegan can I apply?

(I'm not but you seem to have dropped that stipulation?)

I'd let you join in if you slaughtered my pet dog

What a weird kink you have

Yea, I can see how that could be read in a couple of different ways

Anyway, fancy a fuck?

I don't know, I might need some time to get over the dog murder. Guilt is not an aphrodisiac.

Would it make you feel better if I didn't actually have a dog?

I don't know, I'm quite sensitive, even killing an imaginary dog might upset me

Well were cool then, I don't have an imaginary dog

Deal. I'll work on the second girl!

We should invite Poochiepoo since we're due to get married

Princess Peach would be a good backup as she's a real dirty birdy

Invite them both. You should worry if the bed only fits 3 though, I can see who will be left out

I'm sure I'll find somewhere to slot in

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By *idlandiaMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

"Thought I was doing well until no. 2..."
tuck your bits between your legs maybe?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Thought I was doing well until no. 2... tuck your bits between your legs maybe? "

Ha ha, yea, like I'm going to fall for that one again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Part time lesbian. Do I qualify?

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

"I could actually do that. If I wanted to. Shame

Does that mean you don't want to?

How about FFFM"

They are so hard work, in a good way.

Make sure you have a lot of water.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Part time lesbian. Do I qualify? "

Oh hi

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

"Part time lesbian. Do I qualify? "

Oh yes, cone to our hot tub party

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"I'm vegan can I apply?

(I'm not but you seem to have dropped that stipulation?)

I'd let you join in if you slaughtered my pet dog

What a weird kink you have

Yea, I can see how that could be read in a couple of different ways

Anyway, fancy a fuck?

I don't know, I might need some time to get over the dog murder. Guilt is not an aphrodisiac.

Would it make you feel better if I didn't actually have a dog?

I don't know, I'm quite sensitive, even killing an imaginary dog might upset me

Well were cool then, I don't have an imaginary dog

Deal. I'll work on the second girl!

We should invite Poochiepoo since we're due to get married

Princess Peach would be a good backup as she's a real dirty birdy

Invite them both. You should worry if the bed only fits 3 though, I can see who will be left out

I'm sure I'll find somewhere to slot in

You can whip up a shepherds pie

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm vegan can I apply?

(I'm not but you seem to have dropped that stipulation?)

I'd let you join in if you slaughtered my pet dog

What a weird kink you have

Yea, I can see how that could be read in a couple of different ways

Anyway, fancy a fuck?

I don't know, I might need some time to get over the dog murder. Guilt is not an aphrodisiac.

Would it make you feel better if I didn't actually have a dog?

I don't know, I'm quite sensitive, even killing an imaginary dog might upset me

Well were cool then, I don't have an imaginary dog

Deal. I'll work on the second girl!

We should invite Poochiepoo since we're due to get married

Princess Peach would be a good backup as she's a real dirty birdy

Invite them both. You should worry if the bed only fits 3 though, I can see who will be left out

I'm sure I'll find somewhere to slot in

You can whip up a shepherds pie "

Whip it in your pie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Full time lesbian im out tho

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OP are you wading through a lake of clunge yet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Me and look-innocent are game for a FMF if anyone wants that. She’s a lot hotter and nicer than me so I won’t cry (too much) if I’m just dropped

We come as a pair sorry boys

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"OP are you wading through a lake of clunge yet?"

Fanny magnet mate

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By *hickinthewarmMan
over a year ago

Fife

"Me and look-innocent are game for a FMF if anyone wants that. She’s a lot hotter and nicer than me so I won’t cry (too much) if I’m just dropped

It’s a date, I’ll bring the pizza.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nobody snaffled the fake lesbian card?

I'll throw my heels in. I'm female from the thighs down if that helps?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Nobody snaffled the fake lesbian card?

I'll throw my heels in. I'm female from the thighs down if that helps?"

Well I would have, but for obvious reasons I can't message you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nobody snaffled the fake lesbian card?

I'll throw my heels in. I'm female from the thighs down if that helps?

Well I would have, but for obvious reasons I can't message you

Ah. Duly notes and undone

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Nobody snaffled the fake lesbian card?

I'll throw my heels in. I'm female from the thighs down if that helps?

Well I would have, but for obvious reasons I can't message you

Ah. Duly notes and undone

Nah, keep it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Me and look-innocent are game for a FMF if anyone wants that. She’s a lot hotter and nicer than me so I won’t cry (too much) if I’m just dropped

It’s a date, I’ll bring the pizza. "

Better than a 3 way video chat..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Me and look-innocent are game for a FMF if anyone wants that. She’s a lot hotter and nicer than me so I won’t cry (too much) if I’m just dropped

It’s a date, I’ll bring the pizza.

Better than a 3 way video chat.. "

Where I’m banging my head against my front door?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Me and look-innocent are game for a FMF if anyone wants that. She’s a lot hotter and nicer than me so I won’t cry (too much) if I’m just dropped

It’s a date, I’ll bring the pizza.

Better than a 3 way video chat..

Where I’m banging my head against my front door? "

Still duno how you didn't give yourself a bruise from that..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Me and look-innocent are game for a FMF if anyone wants that. She’s a lot hotter and nicer than me so I won’t cry (too much) if I’m just dropped

It’s a date, I’ll bring the pizza.

Better than a 3 way video chat..

Where I’m banging my head against my front door?

Still duno how you didn't give yourself a bruise from that..

I bruised someone else instead

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I can always send Alice Winger along to appease your carnal desires OP

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I can always send Alice Winger along to appease your carnal desires OP

Now we're getting some offers

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By *riefcase_WankerMan
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

"Me and look-innocent are game for a FMF if anyone wants that. She’s a lot hotter and nicer than me so I won’t cry (too much) if I’m just dropped

We come as a pair sorry boys

Somehow I think there will be an abject lack of disappointment with that news...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Me and look-innocent are game for a FMF if anyone wants that. She’s a lot hotter and nicer than me so I won’t cry (too much) if I’m just dropped

We come as a pair sorry boys

I’d be more than happy to accommodate the pair of yous

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By *olfAndKittenCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

"Me and look-innocent are game for a FMF if anyone wants that. She’s a lot hotter and nicer than me so I won’t cry (too much) if I’m just dropped

But you are gorgeous x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hello

Why hello there

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

Blackrock

Ermmm I’m a bit pissed off OP. Why can’t I apply for the role. I promise I won’t speak and I will tuck you’ll never know promise

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By *riefcase_WankerMan
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

"Hello

Relevant username

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ermmm I’m a bit pissed off OP. Why can’t I apply for the role. I promise I won’t speak and I will tuck you’ll never know promise "

Fake Dave said that as well

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