FabSwingers.com forum: My wonderful dream

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I feel as not to mislead anybody I should say there is literally nothing filthy or depraved about this so perverts and creeps this thread isnt for you.

Anybody still reading get ready for the ride of your life.

Fade in...

The setting, Jurassic park! (Though that exclamation may have been overdoing it slightly) opening day and yours truly was the newly appointed director. Though given I have no experience in this area whatsoever, god only knows what idiots they have on the board.

As you can imagine I was quite nervous considering the parks reputation but I was ready.

Long story short people came, they laughed, they screamed. It was a roaring success and I didn't have one safety issue at all. John Hammond ain't got shit on me.

Can't wait for the next dream when I absolutely boss the health and safety audit.

By *horecruxCouple
over a year ago

SE4

The parks reputation....

On open day ?

Hmm...

By *horecruxCouple
over a year ago

SE4

Already the cracks are starting to show

How dare you bad mouth John Hammond.

By *awk90Man
over a year ago

Amsterdam

#MuldoonDeservedBetter

In the book he's much nicer, but also a d*unk! And book-Hammond is a bit awful...

By *ommyxyzMan
over a year ago

Crawley

I’m glad you had a positive dream about H&S for me it’s a constant waking and sleeping nightmare, however dose like yours contain a number of dinosaurs.

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aww thought you meant the Jurassic park ride at universal studios in Hollywood..

That was such fun