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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. What you up to? Pervin'? Being a sheep? Are you sat at home somewhere in a house in Wiltshire, being too cool for Fabswingers? Being turned on by photos of Richards? Playing with Bob? Watching True Christmas? ? Avoiding goats in Devon? Wanking to Babestation? Working? Asking a woman in Dudley questions? Insta-shagging? Maybe you're lurking. Whatever it is you're doing tonight, share it here. Chat with other pervy night owls, talk about absolutely anything you want. Thread watchers that don't usually post, you're very welcome here, even you. And not just on happy Mondays. Don't be shy, give us a try. Let's get ready to nocturnal, cowabunga. Smileyface

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening Jim

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So Jim ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Baaaaaaaa!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening Jim "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, PNortherngirl. It's nice to see you. And, you're tonight's first poster, cowabunga! Smileyface

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening Jim

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, PNortherngirl. It's nice to see you. And, you're tonight's first poster, cowabunga! Smileyface"

First time for me

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So Jim ?"

Oooooooh Fabswingers fwend, good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. How can I help you?

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Jethro

Reprobates

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Baaaaaaaa! "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Stardust. Sheepface

https://vimeo.com/29261168

Stardust - Music Sounds Better With You [OMV] on Vimeo

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening Jim

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, PNortherngirl. It's nice to see you. And, you're tonight's first poster, cowabunga! Smileyface

First time for me "

How was it for you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So Jim ?

Oooooooh Fabswingers fwend, good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. How can I help you?"

Fwwwend.

I’m awaiting your thoughts on the question I posed you over the weekend.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Jethro

Reprobates "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Peachy Peach. Happy, happy Monday. Up yer bum.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening Jim

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, PNortherngirl. It's nice to see you. And, you're tonight's first poster, cowabunga! Smileyface

First time for me

How was it for you?"

I nearly combusted with excitement

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So Jim ?

Oooooooh Fabswingers fwend, good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. How can I help you?

Fwwwend.

I’m awaiting your thoughts on the question I posed you over the weekend."

Oh shit, I forgot. Scotch Eggs.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening Jim

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, PNortherngirl. It's nice to see you. And, you're tonight's first poster, cowabunga! Smileyface

First time for me

How was it for you?

I nearly combusted with excitement "

*Nods* Thought you might say that.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Jethro

Reprobates

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Peachy Peach. Happy, happy Monday. Up yer bum. "

Cheers jeffers "toot toot"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening Jim

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, PNortherngirl. It's nice to see you. And, you're tonight's first poster, cowabunga! Smileyface

First time for me

How was it for you?

I nearly combusted with excitement

*Nods* Thought you might say that."

That either makes me very predictable or you. Not sure which

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Jethro

Reprobates

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Peachy Peach. Happy, happy Monday. Up yer bum.

Cheers jeffers "toot toot""

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening Jim

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, PNortherngirl. It's nice to see you. And, you're tonight's first poster, cowabunga! Smileyface

First time for me

How was it for you?

I nearly combusted with excitement

*Nods* Thought you might say that.

That either makes me very predictable or you. Not sure which "

I just know what affect being one of my firsts can have.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening Jim

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, PNortherngirl. It's nice to see you. And, you're tonight's first poster, cowabunga! Smileyface

First time for me

How was it for you?

I nearly combusted with excitement

*Nods* Thought you might say that.

That either makes me very predictable or you. Not sure which

I just know what affect being one of my firsts can have."

It was an enjoyable experience. I'll give you that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good evening Jim!

I’m being super lazy right now as I’m supposed to be packing to head off to London but I just can’t be bothered!

I hope you’re having a brilliant evening

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening Jim

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, PNortherngirl. It's nice to see you. And, you're tonight's first poster, cowabunga! Smileyface

First time for me

How was it for you?

I nearly combusted with excitement

*Nods* Thought you might say that.

That either makes me very predictable or you. Not sure which

I just know what affect being one of my firsts can have.

It was an enjoyable experience. I'll give you that "

Please come again.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Evening Jim

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, PNortherngirl. It's nice to see you. And, you're tonight's first poster, cowabunga! Smileyface

First time for me

How was it for you?

I nearly combusted with excitement

*Nods* Thought you might say that.

That either makes me very predictable or you. Not sure which

I just know what affect being one of my firsts can have.

It was an enjoyable experience. I'll give you that "

Like a shiny new stationary set

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening Jim

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, PNortherngirl. It's nice to see you. And, you're tonight's first poster, cowabunga! Smileyface

First time for me

How was it for you?

I nearly combusted with excitement

*Nods* Thought you might say that.

That either makes me very predictable or you. Not sure which

I just know what affect being one of my firsts can have.

It was an enjoyable experience. I'll give you that

Like a shiny new stationary set "

Steady on.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

Ting a ling

All aboard the sleeper train

Destination: my dreams

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ting a ling

All aboard the sleeper train

Destination: my dreams "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Honey and your buns. Always wanted to do one of those trips. Trainface

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Ting a ling

All aboard the sleeper train

Destination: my dreams

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Honey and your buns. Always wanted to do one of those trips. Trainface"

Hola Jimbolo.

Where shall I take thee?

#trainymctrainface

Is a train face like a come face Choo Choo in the tunnel.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Alreet Jim, Brother Dave is here and has just got back from the shop again, he might be trying to get me slightly inebriated

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ting a ling

All aboard the sleeper train

Destination: my dreams

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Honey and your buns. Always wanted to do one of those trips. Trainface

Hola Jimbolo.

Where shall I take thee?

#trainymctrainface

Is a train face like a come face Choo Choo in the tunnel."

Surprise me, mystery tour.

It can be whatever face you want it to be.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

The best radio show IN THE WORLD, is on now.

http://talkradio.co.uk/radioplayer/live/talkradio.html

Listen Live | talkRADIO

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


" "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ella. What are you rolling your eyes at?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ella. What are you rolling your eyes at? "

My message went unnoticed haha

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Alreet Jim, Brother Dave is here and has just got back from the shop again, he might be trying to get me slightly inebriated "

Whip him

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Alreet Jim, Brother Dave is here and has just got back from the shop again, he might be trying to get me slightly inebriated "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ace. We all need a Brother Dave. Daveface

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


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Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ella. What are you rolling your eyes at?

My message went unnoticed haha "

Oh balls. I am sorry. Nobody can accuse me of having favourites. There is a reference of sorts to you in the introduction. I'm now going to deal with your original post.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ella. What are you rolling your eyes at?

My message went unnoticed haha

Oh balls. I am sorry. Nobody can accuse me of having favourites. There is a reference of sorts to you in the introduction. I'm now going to deal with your original post."

I completely understand missing messages, I jut couldn’t be bothered to type it again haha!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good evening Jim!

I’m being super lazy right now as I’m supposed to be packing to head off to London but I just can’t be bothered!

I hope you’re having a brilliant evening "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening (again), Ella. When are you going to clever clever London? Procrastinationface

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening Jim!

I’m being super lazy right now as I’m supposed to be packing to head off to London but I just can’t be bothered!

I hope you’re having a brilliant evening

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening (again), Ella. When are you going to clever clever London? Procrastinationface"

Yeah, going to see the fella as he has a week off of work

Haha! That’s gonna be my new name isn’t it?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ella. What are you rolling your eyes at?

My message went unnoticed haha

Oh balls. I am sorry. Nobody can accuse me of having favourites. There is a reference of sorts to you in the introduction. I'm now going to deal with your original post.

I completely understand missing messages, I jut couldn’t be bothered to type it again haha! "

So lazy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rr4as_bqOEU

X-Press 2 ft. David Byrne - Lazy - YouTube

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Evening Jim

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, PNortherngirl. It's nice to see you. And, you're tonight's first poster, cowabunga! Smileyface

First time for me "

Wow, that was quick!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good evening Jim!

I’m being super lazy right now as I’m supposed to be packing to head off to London but I just can’t be bothered!

I hope you’re having a brilliant evening

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening (again), Ella. When are you going to clever clever London? Procrastinationface

Yeah, going to see the fella as he has a week off of work

Haha! That’s gonna be my new name isn’t it?"

When?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The best radio show IN THE WORLD, is on now.

http://talkradio.co.uk/radioplayer/live/talkradio.html

Listen Live | talkRADIO

"

Iain Lee is playing an interview he recorded with Chas Hodges.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening Jim

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, PNortherngirl. It's nice to see you. And, you're tonight's first poster, cowabunga! Smileyface

First time for me

Wow, that was quick! "

Him or me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening Jim!

I’m being super lazy right now as I’m supposed to be packing to head off to London but I just can’t be bothered!

I hope you’re having a brilliant evening

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening (again), Ella. When are you going to clever clever London? Procrastinationface

Yeah, going to see the fella as he has a week off of work

Haha! That’s gonna be my new name isn’t it?

When?!

"

I hit the road tomorrow morning. I promised my friend I would call him in half an hour as well. I don’t even know if I can be bothered to do that.

Just want to eat chocolate and watch a movie haha!

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

Evening Jim So I'm in my usual spot, with the usual thing on and with my usual bed buddy

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Samiss.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Molly.

Furface

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good evening Jim!

I’m being super lazy right now as I’m supposed to be packing to head off to London but I just can’t be bothered!

I hope you’re having a brilliant evening

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening (again), Ella. When are you going to clever clever London? Procrastinationface

Yeah, going to see the fella as he has a week off of work

Haha! That’s gonna be my new name isn’t it?

When?!

I hit the road tomorrow morning. I promised my friend I would call him in half an hour as well. I don’t even know if I can be bothered to do that.

Just want to eat chocolate and watch a movie haha! "

You're my kind of lazy.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening Jim So I'm in my usual spot, with the usual thing on and with my usual bed buddy "

I've already done you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening Jim!

I’m being super lazy right now as I’m supposed to be packing to head off to London but I just can’t be bothered!

I hope you’re having a brilliant evening

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening (again), Ella. When are you going to clever clever London? Procrastinationface

Yeah, going to see the fella as he has a week off of work

Haha! That’s gonna be my new name isn’t it?

When?!

I hit the road tomorrow morning. I promised my friend I would call him in half an hour as well. I don’t even know if I can be bothered to do that.

Just want to eat chocolate and watch a movie haha!

You're my kind of lazy."

Bring white wine and crisps and you can join me being lazy in bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good evening Jim. I think I am quite possibly doing all of the above.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening Jim

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, PNortherngirl. It's nice to see you. And, you're tonight's first poster, cowabunga! Smileyface

First time for me

Wow, that was quick!

Him or me? "

Don't go posting things like that. I'll never get any action.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good evening Jim. I think I am quite possibly doing all of the above. "

Hahahaha. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Autumn. It's been too long since we last spoke. I had no idea you'd relocated to Wiltshire. Southwestface

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good evening Jim!

I’m being super lazy right now as I’m supposed to be packing to head off to London but I just can’t be bothered!

I hope you’re having a brilliant evening

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening (again), Ella. When are you going to clever clever London? Procrastinationface

Yeah, going to see the fella as he has a week off of work

Haha! That’s gonna be my new name isn’t it?

When?!

I hit the road tomorrow morning. I promised my friend I would call him in half an hour as well. I don’t even know if I can be bothered to do that.

Just want to eat chocolate and watch a movie haha!

You're my kind of lazy.

Bring white wine and crisps and you can join me being lazy in bed"

I can do that. Name your crisps, anything you want.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening Jim!

I’m being super lazy right now as I’m supposed to be packing to head off to London but I just can’t be bothered!

I hope you’re having a brilliant evening

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening (again), Ella. When are you going to clever clever London? Procrastinationface

Yeah, going to see the fella as he has a week off of work

Haha! That’s gonna be my new name isn’t it?

When?!

I hit the road tomorrow morning. I promised my friend I would call him in half an hour as well. I don’t even know if I can be bothered to do that.

Just want to eat chocolate and watch a movie haha!

You're my kind of lazy.

Bring white wine and crisps and you can join me being lazy in bed

I can do that. Name your crisps, anything you want."

Salt and pepper kettle chips will do!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good evening Jim!

I’m being super lazy right now as I’m supposed to be packing to head off to London but I just can’t be bothered!

I hope you’re having a brilliant evening

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening (again), Ella. When are you going to clever clever London? Procrastinationface

Yeah, going to see the fella as he has a week off of work

Haha! That’s gonna be my new name isn’t it?

When?!

I hit the road tomorrow morning. I promised my friend I would call him in half an hour as well. I don’t even know if I can be bothered to do that.

Just want to eat chocolate and watch a movie haha!

You're my kind of lazy.

Bring white wine and crisps and you can join me being lazy in bed

I can do that. Name your crisps, anything you want.

Salt and pepper kettle chips will do! "

You're my kind of potato snacks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening Jim!

I’m being super lazy right now as I’m supposed to be packing to head off to London but I just can’t be bothered!

I hope you’re having a brilliant evening

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening (again), Ella. When are you going to clever clever London? Procrastinationface

Yeah, going to see the fella as he has a week off of work

Haha! That’s gonna be my new name isn’t it?

When?!

I hit the road tomorrow morning. I promised my friend I would call him in half an hour as well. I don’t even know if I can be bothered to do that.

Just want to eat chocolate and watch a movie haha!

You're my kind of lazy.

Bring white wine and crisps and you can join me being lazy in bed

I can do that. Name your crisps, anything you want.

Salt and pepper kettle chips will do!

You're my kind of potato snacks."

I love being a potato!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Holy Guacamole

Its the late, late nocturnal thread!

Evening Mr Jim et al

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good evening Jim!

I’m being super lazy right now as I’m supposed to be packing to head off to London but I just can’t be bothered!

I hope you’re having a brilliant evening

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening (again), Ella. When are you going to clever clever London? Procrastinationface

Yeah, going to see the fella as he has a week off of work

Haha! That’s gonna be my new name isn’t it?

When?!

I hit the road tomorrow morning. I promised my friend I would call him in half an hour as well. I don’t even know if I can be bothered to do that.

Just want to eat chocolate and watch a movie haha!

You're my kind of lazy.

Bring white wine and crisps and you can join me being lazy in bed

I can do that. Name your crisps, anything you want.

Salt and pepper kettle chips will do!

You're my kind of potato snacks.

I love being a potato!!!"

I love peeling off underwear. I had to say, off underwear. It would look like I want to peel your skin.

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Evening all

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Holy Guacamole

Its the late, late nocturnal thread!

Evening Mr Jim et al "

Gee whiz, good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Kinkybird. Yeah, Bird! Nocturnalface

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Alreet Jim, Brother Dave is here and has just got back from the shop again, he might be trying to get me slightly inebriated

Whip him "

Nah, he might like that

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening all "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Mr Blade. How's that wrist of yours?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening Jim!

I’m being super lazy right now as I’m supposed to be packing to head off to London but I just can’t be bothered!

I hope you’re having a brilliant evening

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening (again), Ella. When are you going to clever clever London? Procrastinationface

Yeah, going to see the fella as he has a week off of work

Haha! That’s gonna be my new name isn’t it?

When?!

I hit the road tomorrow morning. I promised my friend I would call him in half an hour as well. I don’t even know if I can be bothered to do that.

Just want to eat chocolate and watch a movie haha!

You're my kind of lazy.

Bring white wine and crisps and you can join me being lazy in bed

I can do that. Name your crisps, anything you want.

Salt and pepper kettle chips will do!

You're my kind of potato snacks.

I love being a potato!!!

I love peeling off underwear. I had to say, off underwear. It would look like I want to peel your skin."

Yeah you don’t want this conversation to turn into Saw haha!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Alreet Jim, Brother Dave is here and has just got back from the shop again, he might be trying to get me slightly inebriated

Whip him

Nah, he might like that "

Haha, might.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good evening Jim!

I’m being super lazy right now as I’m supposed to be packing to head off to London but I just can’t be bothered!

I hope you’re having a brilliant evening

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening (again), Ella. When are you going to clever clever London? Procrastinationface

Yeah, going to see the fella as he has a week off of work

Haha! That’s gonna be my new name isn’t it?

When?!

I hit the road tomorrow morning. I promised my friend I would call him in half an hour as well. I don’t even know if I can be bothered to do that.

Just want to eat chocolate and watch a movie haha!

You're my kind of lazy.

Bring white wine and crisps and you can join me being lazy in bed

I can do that. Name your crisps, anything you want.

Salt and pepper kettle chips will do!

You're my kind of potato snacks.

I love being a potato!!!

I love peeling off underwear. I had to say, off underwear. It would look like I want to peel your skin.

Yeah you don’t want this conversation to turn into Saw haha!"

Haha. I'm too much of a wimp to watch Saw.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening Jim!

I’m being super lazy right now as I’m supposed to be packing to head off to London but I just can’t be bothered!

I hope you’re having a brilliant evening

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening (again), Ella. When are you going to clever clever London? Procrastinationface

Yeah, going to see the fella as he has a week off of work

Haha! That’s gonna be my new name isn’t it?

When?!

I hit the road tomorrow morning. I promised my friend I would call him in half an hour as well. I don’t even know if I can be bothered to do that.

Just want to eat chocolate and watch a movie haha!

You're my kind of lazy.

Bring white wine and crisps and you can join me being lazy in bed

I can do that. Name your crisps, anything you want.

Salt and pepper kettle chips will do!

You're my kind of potato snacks.

I love being a potato!!!

I love peeling off underwear. I had to say, off underwear. It would look like I want to peel your skin.

Yeah you don’t want this conversation to turn into Saw haha!

Haha. I'm too much of a wimp to watch Saw."

Meh I find them boring

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Alreet Jim, Brother Dave is here and has just got back from the shop again, he might be trying to get me slightly inebriated

Whip him

Nah, he might like that

Haha, might."

Can I borrow a tennis racket then?

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Evening all

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Mr Blade. How's that wrist of yours? "

Evening Mr Jim. Doing my head in it's soooooooooo boring. At hospital tomorrow I'm praying this daft cast comes off. How you all good I hope.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good evening Jim!

I’m being super lazy right now as I’m supposed to be packing to head off to London but I just can’t be bothered!

I hope you’re having a brilliant evening

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening (again), Ella. When are you going to clever clever London? Procrastinationface

Yeah, going to see the fella as he has a week off of work

Haha! That’s gonna be my new name isn’t it?

When?!

I hit the road tomorrow morning. I promised my friend I would call him in half an hour as well. I don’t even know if I can be bothered to do that.

Just want to eat chocolate and watch a movie haha!

You're my kind of lazy.

Bring white wine and crisps and you can join me being lazy in bed

I can do that. Name your crisps, anything you want.

Salt and pepper kettle chips will do!

You're my kind of potato snacks.

I love being a potato!!!

I love peeling off underwear. I had to say, off underwear. It would look like I want to peel your skin.

Yeah you don’t want this conversation to turn into Saw haha!

Haha. I'm too much of a wimp to watch Saw.

Meh I find them boring "

I'll bring the lady petrol, and Salt And Pepper Kettle Chips. You choose the film.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Alreet Jim, Brother Dave is here and has just got back from the shop again, he might be trying to get me slightly inebriated

Whip him

Nah, he might like that

Haha, might.

Can I borrow a tennis racket then? "

You can. Just gotta buy one first.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening Jim!

I’m being super lazy right now as I’m supposed to be packing to head off to London but I just can’t be bothered!

I hope you’re having a brilliant evening

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening (again), Ella. When are you going to clever clever London? Procrastinationface

Yeah, going to see the fella as he has a week off of work

Haha! That’s gonna be my new name isn’t it?

When?!

I hit the road tomorrow morning. I promised my friend I would call him in half an hour as well. I don’t even know if I can be bothered to do that.

Just want to eat chocolate and watch a movie haha!

You're my kind of lazy.

Bring white wine and crisps and you can join me being lazy in bed

I can do that. Name your crisps, anything you want.

Salt and pepper kettle chips will do!

You're my kind of potato snacks.

I love being a potato!!!

I love peeling off underwear. I had to say, off underwear. It would look like I want to peel your skin.

Yeah you don’t want this conversation to turn into Saw haha!

Haha. I'm too much of a wimp to watch Saw.

Meh I find them boring

I'll bring the lady petrol, and Salt And Pepper Kettle Chips. You choose the film."

I’m in the mood for WW2 movies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening Jim. I think I am quite possibly doing all of the above.

Hahahaha. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Autumn. It's been too long since we last spoke. I had no idea you'd relocated to Wiltshire. Southwestface"

It has been . I've been catching up on lovely sleep.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening all

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Mr Blade. How's that wrist of yours?

Evening Mr Jim. Doing my head in it's soooooooooo boring. At hospital tomorrow I'm praying this daft cast comes off. How you all good I hope."

You should be fit for the Lounge Social then. Fingers crossed for tomorrow. I'm all good, thank you.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good evening Jim!

I’m being super lazy right now as I’m supposed to be packing to head off to London but I just can’t be bothered!

I hope you’re having a brilliant evening

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening (again), Ella. When are you going to clever clever London? Procrastinationface

Yeah, going to see the fella as he has a week off of work

Haha! That’s gonna be my new name isn’t it?

When?!

I hit the road tomorrow morning. I promised my friend I would call him in half an hour as well. I don’t even know if I can be bothered to do that.

Just want to eat chocolate and watch a movie haha!

You're my kind of lazy.

Bring white wine and crisps and you can join me being lazy in bed

I can do that. Name your crisps, anything you want.

Salt and pepper kettle chips will do!

You're my kind of potato snacks.

I love being a potato!!!

I love peeling off underwear. I had to say, off underwear. It would look like I want to peel your skin.

Yeah you don’t want this conversation to turn into Saw haha!

Haha. I'm too much of a wimp to watch Saw.

Meh I find them boring

I'll bring the lady petrol, and Salt And Pepper Kettle Chips. You choose the film.

I’m in the mood for WW2 movies"

Saving Private Ryan ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good evening Jim. I think I am quite possibly doing all of the above.

Hahahaha. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Autumn. It's been too long since we last spoke. I had no idea you'd relocated to Wiltshire. Southwestface

It has been . I've been catching up on lovely sleep. "

For a moment there I thought you'd written sheep.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening Jim!

I’m being super lazy right now as I’m supposed to be packing to head off to London but I just can’t be bothered!

I hope you’re having a brilliant evening

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening (again), Ella. When are you going to clever clever London? Procrastinationface

Yeah, going to see the fella as he has a week off of work

Haha! That’s gonna be my new name isn’t it?

When?!

I hit the road tomorrow morning. I promised my friend I would call him in half an hour as well. I don’t even know if I can be bothered to do that.

Just want to eat chocolate and watch a movie haha!

You're my kind of lazy.

Bring white wine and crisps and you can join me being lazy in bed

I can do that. Name your crisps, anything you want.

Salt and pepper kettle chips will do!

You're my kind of potato snacks.

I love being a potato!!!

I love peeling off underwear. I had to say, off underwear. It would look like I want to peel your skin.

Yeah you don’t want this conversation to turn into Saw haha!

Haha. I'm too much of a wimp to watch Saw.

Meh I find them boring

I'll bring the lady petrol, and Salt And Pepper Kettle Chips. You choose the film.

I’m in the mood for WW2 movies

Saving Private Ryan ? "

Tom Hanks and WW2?! Yes please!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good evening Jim!

I’m being super lazy right now as I’m supposed to be packing to head off to London but I just can’t be bothered!

I hope you’re having a brilliant evening

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening (again), Ella. When are you going to clever clever London? Procrastinationface

Yeah, going to see the fella as he has a week off of work

Haha! That’s gonna be my new name isn’t it?

When?!

I hit the road tomorrow morning. I promised my friend I would call him in half an hour as well. I don’t even know if I can be bothered to do that.

Just want to eat chocolate and watch a movie haha!

You're my kind of lazy.

Bring white wine and crisps and you can join me being lazy in bed

I can do that. Name your crisps, anything you want.

Salt and pepper kettle chips will do!

You're my kind of potato snacks.

I love being a potato!!!

I love peeling off underwear. I had to say, off underwear. It would look like I want to peel your skin.

Yeah you don’t want this conversation to turn into Saw haha!

Haha. I'm too much of a wimp to watch Saw.

Meh I find them boring

I'll bring the lady petrol, and Salt And Pepper Kettle Chips. You choose the film.

I’m in the mood for WW2 movies

Saving Private Ryan ?

Tom Hanks and WW2?! Yes please! "

I hope Tom Hanks is Cockney rhyming slang.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Alreet Jim, Brother Dave is here and has just got back from the shop again, he might be trying to get me slightly inebriated

Whip him

Nah, he might like that

Haha, might.

Can I borrow a tennis racket then?

You can. Just gotta buy one first."

I'm gonna get a ping pong bat as a starter kit first though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening Jim!

I’m being super lazy right now as I’m supposed to be packing to head off to London but I just can’t be bothered!

I hope you’re having a brilliant evening

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening (again), Ella. When are you going to clever clever London? Procrastinationface

Yeah, going to see the fella as he has a week off of work

Haha! That’s gonna be my new name isn’t it?

When?!

I hit the road tomorrow morning. I promised my friend I would call him in half an hour as well. I don’t even know if I can be bothered to do that.

Just want to eat chocolate and watch a movie haha!

You're my kind of lazy.

Bring white wine and crisps and you can join me being lazy in bed

I can do that. Name your crisps, anything you want.

Salt and pepper kettle chips will do!

You're my kind of potato snacks.

I love being a potato!!!

I love peeling off underwear. I had to say, off underwear. It would look like I want to peel your skin.

Yeah you don’t want this conversation to turn into Saw haha!

Haha. I'm too much of a wimp to watch Saw.

Meh I find them boring

I'll bring the lady petrol, and Salt And Pepper Kettle Chips. You choose the film.

I’m in the mood for WW2 movies

Saving Private Ryan ?

Tom Hanks and WW2?! Yes please!

I hope Tom Hanks is Cockney rhyming slang."

Not in the slightest

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Alreet Jim, Brother Dave is here and has just got back from the shop again, he might be trying to get me slightly inebriated

Whip him

Nah, he might like that

Haha, might.

Can I borrow a tennis racket then?

You can. Just gotta buy one first.

I'm gonna get a ping pong bat as a starter kit first though "

Ping pong, Dave's schlong.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good evening Jim!

I’m being super lazy right now as I’m supposed to be packing to head off to London but I just can’t be bothered!

I hope you’re having a brilliant evening

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening (again), Ella. When are you going to clever clever London? Procrastinationface

Yeah, going to see the fella as he has a week off of work

Haha! That’s gonna be my new name isn’t it?

When?!

I hit the road tomorrow morning. I promised my friend I would call him in half an hour as well. I don’t even know if I can be bothered to do that.

Just want to eat chocolate and watch a movie haha!

You're my kind of lazy.

Bring white wine and crisps and you can join me being lazy in bed

I can do that. Name your crisps, anything you want.

Salt and pepper kettle chips will do!

You're my kind of potato snacks.

I love being a potato!!!

I love peeling off underwear. I had to say, off underwear. It would look like I want to peel your skin.

Yeah you don’t want this conversation to turn into Saw haha!

Haha. I'm too much of a wimp to watch Saw.

Meh I find them boring

I'll bring the lady petrol, and Salt And Pepper Kettle Chips. You choose the film.

I’m in the mood for WW2 movies

Saving Private Ryan ?

Tom Hanks and WW2?! Yes please!

I hope Tom Hanks is Cockney rhyming slang.

Not in the slightest"

In that case we can enjoy the flick.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening Jim!

I’m being super lazy right now as I’m supposed to be packing to head off to London but I just can’t be bothered!

I hope you’re having a brilliant evening

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening (again), Ella. When are you going to clever clever London? Procrastinationface

Yeah, going to see the fella as he has a week off of work

Haha! That’s gonna be my new name isn’t it?

When?!

I hit the road tomorrow morning. I promised my friend I would call him in half an hour as well. I don’t even know if I can be bothered to do that.

Just want to eat chocolate and watch a movie haha!

You're my kind of lazy.

Bring white wine and crisps and you can join me being lazy in bed

I can do that. Name your crisps, anything you want.

Salt and pepper kettle chips will do!

You're my kind of potato snacks.

I love being a potato!!!

I love peeling off underwear. I had to say, off underwear. It would look like I want to peel your skin.

Yeah you don’t want this conversation to turn into Saw haha!

Haha. I'm too much of a wimp to watch Saw.

Meh I find them boring

I'll bring the lady petrol, and Salt And Pepper Kettle Chips. You choose the film.

I’m in the mood for WW2 movies

Saving Private Ryan ?

Tom Hanks and WW2?! Yes please!

I hope Tom Hanks is Cockney rhyming slang.

Not in the slightest

In that case we can enjoy the flick. "

WOOHOO!!!

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By *ot-AshMan
over a year ago

London

Good Evening Jim...

I have been out in Devon

looking for this dangerous female

goat thats escaped but not found

anything so have returned to London

to chill out in my kitchen for a while.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good evening Jim!

I’m being super lazy right now as I’m supposed to be packing to head off to London but I just can’t be bothered!

I hope you’re having a brilliant evening

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening (again), Ella. When are you going to clever clever London? Procrastinationface

Yeah, going to see the fella as he has a week off of work

Haha! That’s gonna be my new name isn’t it?

When?!

I hit the road tomorrow morning. I promised my friend I would call him in half an hour as well. I don’t even know if I can be bothered to do that.

Just want to eat chocolate and watch a movie haha!

You're my kind of lazy.

Bring white wine and crisps and you can join me being lazy in bed

I can do that. Name your crisps, anything you want.

Salt and pepper kettle chips will do!

You're my kind of potato snacks.

I love being a potato!!!

I love peeling off underwear. I had to say, off underwear. It would look like I want to peel your skin.

Yeah you don’t want this conversation to turn into Saw haha!

Haha. I'm too much of a wimp to watch Saw.

Meh I find them boring

I'll bring the lady petrol, and Salt And Pepper Kettle Chips. You choose the film.

I’m in the mood for WW2 movies

Saving Private Ryan ?

Tom Hanks and WW2?! Yes please!

I hope Tom Hanks is Cockney rhyming slang.

Not in the slightest

In that case we can enjoy the flick.

WOOHOO!!! "

Filmface

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening Jim!

I’m being super lazy right now as I’m supposed to be packing to head off to London but I just can’t be bothered!

I hope you’re having a brilliant evening

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening (again), Ella. When are you going to clever clever London? Procrastinationface

Yeah, going to see the fella as he has a week off of work

Haha! That’s gonna be my new name isn’t it?

When?!

I hit the road tomorrow morning. I promised my friend I would call him in half an hour as well. I don’t even know if I can be bothered to do that.

Just want to eat chocolate and watch a movie haha!

You're my kind of lazy.

Bring white wine and crisps and you can join me being lazy in bed

I can do that. Name your crisps, anything you want.

Salt and pepper kettle chips will do!

You're my kind of potato snacks.

I love being a potato!!!

I love peeling off underwear. I had to say, off underwear. It would look like I want to peel your skin.

Yeah you don’t want this conversation to turn into Saw haha!

Haha. I'm too much of a wimp to watch Saw.

Meh I find them boring

I'll bring the lady petrol, and Salt And Pepper Kettle Chips. You choose the film.

I’m in the mood for WW2 movies

Saving Private Ryan ?

Tom Hanks and WW2?! Yes please!

I hope Tom Hanks is Cockney rhyming slang.

Not in the slightest

In that case we can enjoy the flick.

WOOHOO!!!

Filmface"

Lazy film face

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good Evening Jim...

I have been out in Devon

looking for this dangerous female

goat thats escaped but not found

anything so have returned to London

to chill out in my kitchen for a while."

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ash. I would like to thank you on behalf of Devon for your stirling efforts. Worktopface

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good evening Jim!

I’m being super lazy right now as I’m supposed to be packing to head off to London but I just can’t be bothered!

I hope you’re having a brilliant evening

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening (again), Ella. When are you going to clever clever London? Procrastinationface

Yeah, going to see the fella as he has a week off of work

Haha! That’s gonna be my new name isn’t it?

When?!

I hit the road tomorrow morning. I promised my friend I would call him in half an hour as well. I don’t even know if I can be bothered to do that.

Just want to eat chocolate and watch a movie haha!

You're my kind of lazy.

Bring white wine and crisps and you can join me being lazy in bed

I can do that. Name your crisps, anything you want.

Salt and pepper kettle chips will do!

You're my kind of potato snacks.

I love being a potato!!!

I love peeling off underwear. I had to say, off underwear. It would look like I want to peel your skin.

Yeah you don’t want this conversation to turn into Saw haha!

Haha. I'm too much of a wimp to watch Saw.

Meh I find them boring

I'll bring the lady petrol, and Salt And Pepper Kettle Chips. You choose the film.

I’m in the mood for WW2 movies

Saving Private Ryan ?

Tom Hanks and WW2?! Yes please!

I hope Tom Hanks is Cockney rhyming slang.

Not in the slightest

In that case we can enjoy the flick.

WOOHOO!!!

Filmface

Lazy film face "

You're going to fall asleep aren't you?!

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Ping pong, Dave's schlong."

I thought there was a rhyming thread elsewhere

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Ping pong, Dave's schlong.

I thought there was a rhyming thread elsewhere "

There is. You know I like to rhyme

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ping pong, Dave's schlong.

I thought there was a rhyming thread elsewhere "

There could possibly be a rhyming thread elsewhere. When it comes to rhymes, we can share.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ping pong, Dave's schlong.

I thought there was a rhyming thread elsewhere

There is. You know I like to rhyme "

Like, all the time.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Ping pong, Dave's schlong.

I thought there was a rhyming thread elsewhere

There is. You know I like to rhyme

Like, all the time."

Even my botty farts in tune,

I have a lyrical knot of balloon

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ping pong, Dave's schlong.

I thought there was a rhyming thread elsewhere

There is. You know I like to rhyme

Like, all the time.

Even my botty farts in tune,

I have a lyrical knot of balloon

"

Butt does it sound like a bassoon?

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

Evening all

Bee a while so nice I stopped by

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Ping pong, Dave's schlong.

I thought there was a rhyming thread elsewhere

There is. You know I like to rhyme

Like, all the time.

Even my botty farts in tune,

I have a lyrical knot of balloon

Butt does it sound like a bassoon?"

Course it does you buffoon!

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Is Busta available?

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Is Busta available? "

He is no more, I stole his rhymes.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

It's the midnight hour. That can only mean one thing, happy Tuesday. 91 days to Christmas.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"It's the midnight hour. That can only mean one thing, happy Tuesday. 91 days to Christmas. "

Get to fuck with Xmas. Pffft.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ping pong, Dave's schlong.

I thought there was a rhyming thread elsewhere

There is. You know I like to rhyme

Like, all the time.

Even my botty farts in tune,

I have a lyrical knot of balloon

Butt does it sound like a bassoon?

Course it does you buffoon!"

I'm imagining it tastes like mushroom.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It's the midnight hour. That can only mean one thing, happy Tuesday. 91 days to Christmas.

Get to fuck with Xmas. Pffft."

You're the least Christmassy elf ever.

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster


"It's the midnight hour. That can only mean one thing, happy Tuesday. 91 days to Christmas. "

Not worried I’ve only got two more to but for

Technically 3 if work decides to do secret Santa again

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"It's the midnight hour. That can only mean one thing, happy Tuesday. 91 days to Christmas.

Get to fuck with Xmas. Pffft.

You're the least Christmassy elf ever."

Yes, I'm sELFish when it comes to Xmas. I get jealous that other people are having fun with their families while I'm at work, taking overpriced grub to people who don't appreciate it.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Ping pong, Dave's schlong.

I thought there was a rhyming thread elsewhere

There is. You know I like to rhyme

Like, all the time.

Even my botty farts in tune,

I have a lyrical knot of balloon

Butt does it sound like a bassoon?

Course it does you buffoon!

I'm imagining it tastes like mushroom."

Shit actually jeffers, or sometimes watermelon

I know, I didn't rhyme that time.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It's the midnight hour. That can only mean one thing, happy Tuesday. 91 days to Christmas.

Not worried I’ve only got two more to but for

Technically 3 if work decides to do secret Santa again "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Curvy. You've only got two or three what that you're not worried about?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ping pong, Dave's schlong.

I thought there was a rhyming thread elsewhere

There is. You know I like to rhyme

Like, all the time.

Even my botty farts in tune,

I have a lyrical knot of balloon

Butt does it sound like a bassoon?

Course it does you buffoon!

I'm imagining it tastes like mushroom.

Shit actually jeffers, or sometimes watermelon

I know, I didn't rhyme that time."

Haha. Shitface

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Samiss.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Molly.

Furface"

Molly is purring back

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over a year ago


"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Samiss.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Molly.

Furface

Molly is purring back "

Aw.

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Samiss.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Molly.

Furface

Molly is purring back

Aw. "

I know ...she disappeared this evening, think she may have been dining at the neighbours

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Samiss.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Molly.

Furface

Molly is purring back

Aw.

I know ...she disappeared this evening, think she may have been dining at the neighbours "

Sounds like a friendly pussy.

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

[Removed by poster at 25/09/18 00:31:01]

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Samiss.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Molly.

Furface

Molly is purring back

Aw.

I know ...she disappeared this evening, think she may have been dining at the neighbours

Sounds like a friendly pussy."

Yes, but I would only have a friendly pussy...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"[Sean Connery impersonation removed by poster at 25/09/18 00:31:01]"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Samiss.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Molly.

Furface

Molly is purring back

Aw.

I know ...she disappeared this evening, think she may have been dining at the neighbours

Sounds like a friendly pussy.

Yes, but I would only have a friendly pussy... "

Yes you would.

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"[Sean Connery impersonation removed by poster at 25/09/18 00:31:01]"

You bugger! Thought I'd deleted it quick

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Is Busta available?

He is no more, I stole his rhymes. "

That's ok, but I bet you didn't do the time

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"[Sean Connery impersonation removed by poster at 25/09/18 00:31:01]

You bugger! Thought I'd deleted it quick "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

On this day 1980 John Bonham died. Rockface

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

Good Eeeevening Jim.

I'm home in Hull. Great to be in my own bed, wrapped up in mý fave duvet!

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over a year ago


"Good Eeeevening Jim.

I'm home in Hull. Great to be in my own bed, wrapped up in mý fave duvet! "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Iain. I hope you enjoy your time back in the Hull. Tigerface

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By *tormexexexMan
over a year ago

LEEDS

Night shifts at a dead little hotel, just looking for something to stave off boredom

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"On this day 1980 John Bonham died. Rockface"

I saw Led Zep at Knebworth in '79

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Night shifts at a dead little hotel, just looking for something to stave off boredom "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Storm. Welcome to The late late nocturnal thread©™. I hope your shift isn't dragging too much. Smileyface

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"On this day 1980 John Bonham died. Rockface

I saw Led Zep at Knebworth in '79 "

Knebface

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Can you guess the year?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ydrtF45-y-g

Salt-N-Pepa - Let's Talk About Sex - YouTube

No search engining!

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over a year ago

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By *tormexexexMan
over a year ago

LEEDS

I'll disqualify myself I couldn't help cheating =(

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'll disqualify myself I couldn't help cheating =("

You're an honest man.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

If you enjoy listening to an old bitch slagging off celebrities, Steve Allen is on LBC.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Echo cho cho ho ho o o o . . .

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Echo cho cho ho ho o o o . . ."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xLX_6WwXFUI

Echo & the Bunnymen - Nothing Lasts Forever - YouTube

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Echo cho cho ho ho o o o . . .

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xLX_6WwXFUI

Echo & the Bunnymen - Nothing Lasts Forever - YouTube

"

Ay up lad good moaning

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Echo cho cho ho ho o o o . . .

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xLX_6WwXFUI

Echo & the Bunnymen - Nothing Lasts Forever - YouTube

Ay up lad good moaning"

Good mooooooooooooooooooorning, Pull. Can you see my wool?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Trying to get back to sleep ??

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Trying to get back to sleep ?? "

I hope you get off soon.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Echo cho cho ho ho o o o . . .

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xLX_6WwXFUI

Echo & the Bunnymen - Nothing Lasts Forever - YouTube

Ay up lad good moaning

Good mooooooooooooooooooorning, Pull. Can you see my wool?"

Just realised you have been to the baaaaaarbers

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Echo cho cho ho ho o o o . . .

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xLX_6WwXFUI

Echo & the Bunnymen - Nothing Lasts Forever - YouTube

Ay up lad good moaning

Good mooooooooooooooooooorning, Pull. Can you see my wool?

Just realised you have been to the baaaaaarbers"

You noticed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Echo cho cho ho ho o o o . . .

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xLX_6WwXFUI

Echo & the Bunnymen - Nothing Lasts Forever - YouTube

Ay up lad good moaning

Good mooooooooooooooooooorning, Pull. Can you see my wool?

Just realised you have been to the baaaaaarbers

You noticed. "

Hows young shawn doing he looks well

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Echo cho cho ho ho o o o . . .

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xLX_6WwXFUI

Echo & the Bunnymen - Nothing Lasts Forever - YouTube

Ay up lad good moaning

Good mooooooooooooooooooorning, Pull. Can you see my wool?

Just realised you have been to the baaaaaarbers

You noticed.

Hows young shawn doing he looks well"

He's good. But he could do with some sleep, or he'll be in a baaaaaad mood.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Echo cho cho ho ho o o o . . .

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xLX_6WwXFUI

Echo & the Bunnymen - Nothing Lasts Forever - YouTube

Ay up lad good moaning

Good mooooooooooooooooooorning, Pull. Can you see my wool?

Just realised you have been to the baaaaaarbers

You noticed.

Hows young shawn doing he looks well

He's good. But he could do with some sleep, or he'll be in a baaaaaad mood."

Just hope he doesnt get too baaaad and try pull the wool over your eyes

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Echo cho cho ho ho o o o . . .

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xLX_6WwXFUI

Echo & the Bunnymen - Nothing Lasts Forever - YouTube

Ay up lad good moaning

Good mooooooooooooooooooorning, Pull. Can you see my wool?

Just realised you have been to the baaaaaarbers

You noticed.

Hows young shawn doing he looks well

He's good. But he could do with some sleep, or he'll be in a baaaaaad mood.

Just hope he doesnt get too baaaad and try pull the wool over your eyes"

I shear hope not.

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By *tormexexexMan
over a year ago

LEEDS

Ewe should be ashamed of yourselves these sheep puns are awful =p

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over a year ago


"Ewe should be ashamed of yourselves these sheep puns are awful =p"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Have a terrific Tuesday, even ewe. Be awesome. Drive carefully, Look after each other. Peace, love and bananas. Sheepface

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

Good morning to ewe, Jim

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good morning to ewe, Jim "

Baaaaa.

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

..

You lot are baaaarmy

Morning all

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You lot are baaaarmy

Morning all "

You don't have to be baaaaaarmy to join in the nocturnal thread. But it helps! Such fun.

Morning, Baaaaaabs. Shaunface

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Baaaaaaaa

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A sheep went into a baaaaaar

The baaaarman said why the hell ewe in my pub stupis sheep get out

A baaaarfly said why you talk8ng to a sheep

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Baaaaaaaa"

Baaaaaaaa.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Baaaaaaaa

Baaaaaaaa."

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

It's only 5.37

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It's only 5.37 "

It's late in Australia.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XfR9iY5y94s

Men At Work - Down Under (Video) - YouTube

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL


"It's only 5.37

It's late in Australia.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XfR9iY5y94s

Men At Work - Down Under (Video) - YouTube

"

Ummm... OK....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im eating chocolate fingers and lurking away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not long finished working so just lurking whilst I chill

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Im eating chocolate fingers and lurking away"

I hope you've got a cup of tea to go with those chocolate fingers.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Not long finished working so just lurking whilst I chill "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Seventy. Welcome to this nocturnal nonsense. Merry lurking.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not long finished working so just lurking whilst I chill

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Seventy. Welcome to this nocturnal nonsense. Merry lurking. "

Thank you. No idea how long I’ll stay awake for though

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over a year ago


"Not long finished working so just lurking whilst I chill

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Seventy. Welcome to this nocturnal nonsense. Merry lurking.

Thank you. No idea how long I’ll stay awake for though "

You're very welcome.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

On this day 1969 The Beatles released Abbey Road.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=45cYwDMibGo

The Beatles - Come Together - YouTube

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jim I’m awake

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By *nsatiable_nymphWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south


"Jim I’m awake "

Shhhhh no you're not.

Let's snuggle and drift back off to sleep

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Jim I’m awake "

Sexy, I know. Why are you awake?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Jim I’m awake

Shhhhh no you're not.

Let's snuggle and drift back off to sleep "

That's a good idea.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Jim I’m awake

Shhhhh no you're not.

Let's snuggle and drift back off to sleep "

Hehe okay then, only because it’s you though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Jim I’m awake

Sexy, I know. Why are you awake?"

Child woke me a hour ago to tell me he was going to be sick, no sick - just fluid. Now said child is snoring in bed next to me and I’m wide awake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im wide-a-wake.. Work fa 6 but eyes wider still because of you Missy sexybrunette..

Damn sexy...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Jim I’m awake

Sexy, I know. Why are you awake?

Child woke me a hour ago to tell me he was going to be sick, no sick - just fluid. Now said child is snoring in bed next to me and I’m wide awake "

Try counting sheep.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

always the case jim....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Cowabunga, Sexcite. Smileyface

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Im wide-a-wake.. Work fa 6 but eyes wider still because of you Missy sexybrunette..

Damn sexy...

"

Sorry about that, I’ll hid my pictures then you can sleep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can’t sleeeeeeep

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