FabSwingers.com forum: I'm deeply concerned

By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

That I couldn't sleep last night because I kept wondering.

What if The Beatles really did All Live In A Yellow Submarine?

What if pharrell Williams isn't really happy ?

What else should worry me ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was there really 99 red balloons xx

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

"Was there really 99 red balloons xx"

Now that is worrying

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

What if the boom boom won't take the blame

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How many bicycles are there really in Beijing ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What if chesney hawkes wasnt the one and only?

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

Who put the bomp in the bomp bah bomp bah bomp

Who put the ram in the rama lama ding dong

Who put the bop in the bop shoo bop shoo bop

Who put the dip in the dip da dip da dip?

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"That I couldn't sleep last night because I kept wondering.

What if The Beatles really did All Live In A Yellow Submarine?

What if pharrell Williams isn't really happy ?

What else should worry me ?

You need to drink gin. Gin makes me sleepy

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

What if

I blame it on the sunshine

I blame it on the moonlight

I blame it on good times

And don't Blame it on the boogie…

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

"That I couldn't sleep last night because I kept wondering.

What if The Beatles really did All Live In A Yellow Submarine?

What if pharrell Williams isn't really happy ?

What else should worry me ?

You need to drink gin. Gin makes me sleepy"

Are you sure you're not mistaking gin for Rohypnol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What if AC/DC were wrong and hell is a bad place to be

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"That I couldn't sleep last night because I kept wondering.

What if The Beatles really did All Live In A Yellow Submarine?

What if pharrell Williams isn't really happy ?

What else should worry me ?

You need to drink gin. Gin makes me sleepy

Are you sure you're not mistaking gin for Rohypnol

They sound the same, so maybe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What if nobody wants to rule the world

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What if fat bottomed girls didn't make the rockin' world go round?

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

What if there were no fat bottomed girls to make the rockin' world go round

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What if the dogs let themselves out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What if it really does rain men?

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

"What if fat bottomed girls didn't make the rockin' world go round?"

Omg what are the odds of posting at the same time ?!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Be worried that the earth is really flat! According to some! Not me! But some!

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By *ANDA2Couple
over a year ago

Henley Arden

Who did leave the cake out in the rain ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What if chitty chitty bang bang couldn’t really fly?

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

What if I sat by Ben E King?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What if heaven's door had a doorbell?

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By *ANDA2Couple
over a year ago

Henley Arden

"What if heaven's door had a doorbell? "

What if it’s broke ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What if the Proclaimers weren't prepared to walk even 5 steps?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What if heaven's door had a doorbell?

What if it’s broke ? "

my mind is blown...lol

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By *981xCouple
over a year ago

leicester

Most importantly what if the Hokey Kokey was what it all was about?

We've neither Hokied nor Kokied to my knowledge, or maybe we have and not realised it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What if Eileen hadn’t come on

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

What if the preacher man didn't have a son?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What if i had a clue how to play this game

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What if you can buy love?

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By *wingin CatMan
over a year ago

London

"Most importantly what if the Hokey Kokey was what it all was about?

We've neither Hokied nor Kokied to my knowledge, or maybe we have and not realised it

Probably the earliest example of sexual innuendo in lyrics:

"You put your whole self in, your whole self out...."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What if meatloaf really would do that...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What if meat loaf did do that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What if you can buy love?"

And it can be hurried?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What if I wanted to be all by myself?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I really play with madness?

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck?

Who does live in a house like this?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Say the tough don't get going when the going gets tough

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What if you can buy love?

And it can be hurried?"

And it wasn’t in an elevator

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What if the lion stayed awake all night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What if Radiohead were surprised

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

What if the dude just looked like a dude

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales

What if you really did let the Son I mean Sun go down on you?!

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

What if Shania Twain was super impressed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What would Roxanne put on instead of her red dress??????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What if Shania Twain was super impressed "

She was when she met me

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

What if I did like Mondays?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What if I did want to be your monkey wrench

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

What happens if I rock right down to Electric Avenue, and there's a power cut?

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

What if the people only partied for 23 hours

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales

What if Britney didn't do it again?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What if U2 found what they were looking for

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What if we did have to take our clothes off to have a good time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What if bears didn’t shit in the woods?

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

What if the Pope wasn't Jewish?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What if Bono had simply checked underneath the sofa?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What if U2 found what they were looking for "

sorry...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What if a bitch is actually one of your 99 problems???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What if U2 found what they were looking for

sorry..."

Haha. Yours is better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What if Tracy Chapman had bought a Trabant

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By *ilfbonaMan
over a year ago

birmingham

What if I wasn't hit with a rhythm stick?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What if Aerosmith had been laughing when they met you and now they’re trying to remember you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What if Kylie got amnesia?

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

What if Lola wasn't a show girl, but worked in ASDA

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What if the bed and breakfast man wanted all inclusive

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By *ilfbonaMan
over a year ago

birmingham

What if Mary's garden didn't grow?

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

What if the horses weren't crazy, just a bit annoyed...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What if Kajagoogoo were really confident?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What if keith flint isnt actually a twisted fire starter??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What if the dude just looked like a dude"

amazing

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By *ocbigMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

What if I carried on in the name of love?

Someone else shot the sherrif?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What if Phil Collins had no clue what was heading his way that evening?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What if the guy works down the chip shop isn’t lying about being Elvis?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What if the Lady in Red was lesbian?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What if I shot the deputy, but I did not shoot the sheriff.

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By *ilfbonaMan
over a year ago

birmingham

What if Adam Ant couldn't stand and deliver?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What if I just called to say I'm indifferent to you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What if momma never said take your time young man?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What if Michael Jackson was good. And what if he didn’t beat it

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

What if the Boogie is innocent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What if the Boogie is innocent "

Lol

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

What if Ernie wasn't even a milkman?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What if the Dutchie was passed to the right

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What if George michaels good friend gave him a careful shout

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

What if Caroline was a sour faced bitch

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

What if

Elsa held on to it?

The flock of seagulls flew instead of running?

Tiffany wasn't alone with him and there were people around

Take that did not pray each night resulting in the next day being the shittiest, their fire being pissed on, them having no patience and sleeping all night?

Pete Burns didn't spin like a record?

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

What if George Michael gave a careless aero

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

What if it never rained in November

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

Wycliff was gone until June?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What if the grass was brown and the girls were minging

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

What if Chesney Hawks had a twin

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By *uuLuuWoman
over a year ago

Watford

You should really be worrying about if you locked the back door and the cheese you eat before going to bed will give you nightmares.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What if chesney hawkes wasnt the one and only?"

Shit the bed really!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whatever happened to glen madieros

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

What if Bono had found what he is looking for?

Why do the streets have no name?

What if it wasn't a beautiful day/

Why can't Anne Sexton/Peter Gabriel find Mercy Street?

Has Jon Anderson found his way home yet?

Tiffany...Tiffany,,.Tiffany, you're not alone?

No you didn't see him there either, it's Case of mistaken identity.

What if no one got ABBA's SOS?

What if I got you babe was a song, about a pig in a poke?

If smart phones and sat navs had been around in 1987, would The Pet Shop Boys have got lost at the station called King's Cross.

Did the material girl ever lose her rag?

What if Amadeus didn't rock me?

What if Bon Jovi wore a bullet proof vest, would he have been shot through the heart?

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By *eep.Man
over a year ago

Just a background character

what if Michael Jackson wasn't Bad

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

What if Rick Astley was on heroin

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By *eep.Man
over a year ago

Just a background character

"what if Michael Jackson wasn't Bad"

I did search the thread for the word bad before I posted this.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If astronauts wear weighted boots to keep them on the surface of the moon, why doesn't the dust and rocks float around or float away??

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

What if Walls Vienetta meant nothing to Midge Ure and Ultravox either?

No! Spice Girls I don't want to be your lover.

What if Bros never became famous?

What if George Michael didn't choose life?

What if Mel & Kim didn't get fresh at the weekend: would they be stinky by Monday.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What if Sting just applied for dual nationality?

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

"What if the grass was brown and the girls were minging "

That's tomorrows Jeremy Kyle show.

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By *inky kissersCouple
over a year ago

South East

What if hue and cry did stop looking for Linda?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yazz should have invested in a sat nav.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What if Green Day's parents let them sleep in until the 1st October?

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By *illyjohnyCouple
over a year ago

brighton

Why did Daniel have his Bed in a field

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

What if Pat Benatar said it was ok to use sex as a weapon?

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

What if the Bangles flame went out?

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By *illyjohnyCouple
over a year ago

brighton

What if Shakira's hips did lie

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

What if Bruce Springsteen wasn't born in the USA?

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By *ANDA2Couple
over a year ago

Henley Arden

Erine the milkman was quite clearly not the fastest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What if it was song 3?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lemmy often lost playing snap because of his devotion to one particular card.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What if Steppenwolf had been born to be accountants?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What if everyone thought Dizzee Rascal was just ADHD?

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By *andyMinx_tvTV/TS
over a year ago

Leeds

What if the pretty maids weren't all in a row but were all over the f*ing place?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What was the best thing before sliced bread?

And what did they go back to before the drawing board?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

What if "she didn't bang"

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

What if ground control couldn't be arsed talking to Major Tom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What if ground control couldn't be arsed talking to Major Tom "

Can we play twister yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That I couldn't sleep last night because I kept wondering.

What if The Beatles really did All Live In A Yellow Submarine?

What if pharrell Williams isn't really happy ?

What else should worry me ?

"
price of bacon's gone up, can pigs really fly?

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

What if the righteous brothers weren't righteous

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What if the jam were at the tube station at midday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What if the jam were at the tube station at midday "

Love it

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By *unkym34Man
over a year ago

London

What if chas and Dave did care if he came round here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What if ground control couldn't be arsed talking to Major Tom "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What if Daniel was my sister

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By *iltsguy200Man
over a year ago

Warminster

What if he was heavy and he ain’t my brother ?

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

What if she actually had blue eyes and wasn't a brown eyed girl

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By *ulfilthmentMan
over a year ago

Just around the corner

Are Kraftwerk really the robots?

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By *LIRTWITHUSCouple
over a year ago

Chester

What if she wasn't a perfect 10

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If it weren’t shaggy then who the fuck was it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If it weren’t shaggy then who the fuck was it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If it weren’t shaggy then who the fuck was it?

You win!

What if Queen could only ever manage 2nd place?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What if Duran Duran said don’t bloody tell me then!

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By *inky kissersCouple
over a year ago

South East

What if the wolf wasn't that hungry?

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By *arkhorse7Man
over a year ago

birmingham

What if you forgot to "wake me up before you go go " !!

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By *arkhorse7Man
over a year ago

birmingham

What if uptown girl was really a chav .....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What if they didn't have the right to parrrrttttyyy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What if the rain was more lilac

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I lost my hat would I loose my home?

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By *ocbigMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

"What if momma never said take your time young man?"

awesome tune...

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By *ocbigMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

"What if Steppenwolf had been born to be accountants?"

aaah Born to be Mild...a classic.

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By *onysp654Man
over a year ago

Loddington

What if i couldnt walk this way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What if, upon analysis, it was actually detrimental to Mr Kite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What if Roxanne turned on her red light as a lifestyle choice?

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By *ild_oatsMan
over a year ago

the land of saints & sinners

Can you really eat barbecued iguana in Tijuana....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What if Bruce Springsteen was born without legs?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What if Bruce Springsteen was born without legs?"

Haha that made me chuckle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Should i give up and stop chasing pavements?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What if katie perry kissed a girl but didn't like it?

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By *etLikeMan
over a year ago

most fundamental aspects

What if The Vengaboys didn’t actually like to party and none of them were ever aboard any busses?

What if Kenny Loggins’ feet were not Loose?

What if Taylor Dayne was sick of people speaking to her boobs?

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What if best day of my life was actually my worse

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By *etLikeMan
over a year ago

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What if Charlene really had been to me?

What if Fairground Attraction weren’t really that bothered about the odd imperfections?

What if Marvin Gaye thought it better to consult a trained doctor for a solution?

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By *olfAndKittenCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

What if you could read lady gagas poker face?

What if no one jumped around?

What is kate bush never ran up that hill?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What if the Housemartins tried a 2 for £10 instead of their local?

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over a year ago

What if Katie Perry kissed a girl and didn't like it?

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By *etLikeMan
over a year ago

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What if Take That assured all their partners that they took quite a considerable amount of time to fall in love with them?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are Men Without Hats contravening their own regulations regarding movement to music?

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By *etLikeMan
over a year ago

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What if it was Chisel Time?

What if Madness hated being behind the wheel?

What if Guns and Roses yearned to visit just a crap town?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What if, when pigs fly, pigs don't fly on the wing but on the tail like helicopters

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What if DJ chucky didn't fly on the wings of love?

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

"What if bears didn’t shit in the woods?

I've written a song about that!

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

"What if Caroline was a sour faced bitch"

What if her home in Alabama was a dive?

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

"Erine the milkman was quite clearly not the fastest "

His milk was passed-your-eyes before you knew it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What if the lion was an imsomniac?

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

What if 3 wasn’t the magic number?

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

What if you raised me up but I didn’t want to stand on mountains

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

What if Living in a box were offered a bed in the night shelter.

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over a year ago

What if she kissed the girl and didn’t like it

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over a year ago

What if you eat an After Eight Mint at 7

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

What if Blur had a house in town.

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

What if The Who really knew you

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

Did Deacon Blue's Chocolate girl have white skin, dark skin or just a milky complexion

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over a year ago

What if JFK had decided to fire at Cuba?

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By *etLikeMan
over a year ago

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What if ATB had premature ejaculation and couldn’t sustain himself until 9pm?

What if Sydney Youngblood could?

What if Chaka Khan was just herself?

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