FabSwingers.com forum: What puts you off a profile?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

The expression I don’t bite unless asked is over used.

A plethora of cock pics.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shitloads of veris...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Photos so close up they can be used for gynecological research.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When they describe themselves as "down to earth and genuine".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *ursecretpassion94ukCouple
over a year ago

Sussex

'discretion is a must' ffs!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Messy rooms

& photos with no thought

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

When they are male

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

& poor grammar too!

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Won't just shag anyone, or stuff that implies that those who aren't looking for monogamy are less than.

The Sydney University disclaimer.

Fill in later.

Not going to write an essay

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I cannot upload my face pic due to my very important job..."

We all have jobs, dear.

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By *uzz And WoodyCouple
over a year ago

Maidstone

In photos:

Cum dribbling out of any orafice.

Gaping holes.

Messy backgrounds.

Lou x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Loads of veri's

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By *ewbieCouple400Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Photos so close up they can be used for gynecological research. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In photos:

Cum dribbling out of any orafice.

Gaping holes.

Lou x "

This

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

Genuine and discretion

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

Shouty profiles aren’t great.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fill in later.

You have been here for a whole fucking year and still can't think of anything to write?

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By *lenderfoxMan
over a year ago

Leeds

Profiles which are all me me me

Poor photos

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry. My mistake. If you have tits you don't need to. Some sad wanker will try their luck,raising your esteem.

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By *bonynivoryCouple
over a year ago

market harborough

Profiles that say professional. Don't get it at all. Professional what?

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Usernames such as 'hotrod' 'suckmycock' 'kink(anything)' 'sexystud' 'cuntmuncher' etc..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not a fan of photos with other people, unless they're a couple. Lack of text and thought in a profile. No pictures other than cock pictures.

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By *riefcase_WankerMan
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

Must be over 5'10"

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By *heladyandthelibertineCouple
over a year ago

Reading

""I cannot upload my face pic due to my very important job..."

We all have jobs, dear. "

This! Plus- couple profiles with only pics of the lady, ranty profiles and profiles that won’t meet black or Asian people. Not because we are black or Asian- but because we don’t like people who have already made their mind up about someone, based on their ethnicity. I get “it’s my preference” - but it just shows a certain closed minded-ness that we don’t find attractive in the slightest.

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By *riefcase_WankerMan
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

Also, must be VWE

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Shopping list of dos and don't (it's usually don'ts)

I usually lose the will to live half way through reading.

Same people are generally in the forums at some stage whinging how they can't get meets....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gaping holes

Dirty looking cocks

Holes with vegetables put in them

Y fronts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mostly, close ups of pussy, especially if it’s dripping with cum. 1000 word narratives.

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By *nsatiablepartnerseekerMan
over a year ago

nottingham

Well the' no photo on profile no reply in profile, when they themselves are hidden

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By *urity555Man
over a year ago

south west

Lots of cock or vagina pics!

I really don’t care what either look like!

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

Single men's profiles which have more pics of women's body parts than them in.

Use of 'Mmmmmmmmm' or 'Try me' or 'He he' or 'cum this, cum that'.

When they say anything/something when they really mean anyone/someone.

Profiles with phone numbers on.

Poor pics.

I could go on...and on but cba.

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

All of the above!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Druggies, close up arsehole pics, more than a couple of dick pics, married, can't accommodate and being miles away!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Single men's profiles which have more pics of women's body parts than them in.

Use of 'Mmmmmmmmm' or 'Try me' or 'He he' or 'cum this, cum that'.

When they say anything/something when they really mean anyone/someone.

Profiles with phone numbers on.

Poor pics.

I could go on...and on but cba. "

And Kik address

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I'm not here to chat, let's get straight to it

I don't want to know you

Ranting about ignorance/ lack of reply/ manners

Sexism, racism, homophobia, fat phobia

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By *.D.I.D.A.SMan
over a year ago

London/Essex... ish... Romford to be exact

Filters. You're not a teenager.

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By *iffaWoman
over a year ago

wherever

Dom In username. Won’t meet smokers. Gym references

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By *nsatiablepartnerseekerMan
over a year ago

nottingham

Whole lot of wants and requirements and by the way right at the end of a three phone swipe profile.... husband will want to watch and suck you off

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

When they get their own age wrong. Seriously, it ain't hard! If they can't work out how to change it coz they've only just joined, delete and do it right next time! You're not losing anything other than a mistake. This profile that's got fuck all on it isn't exactly a product of hard work and years in the making to get it to perfection

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By *uuLuuWoman
over a year ago

Watford

People mailing from hidden profiles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Close up manky clunge photos.

Status's asking for fabs.

Dicks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've been on here before and I know how it works!"

"Timewasters pass me by!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mentioning they dont like fish and chips really grinds my gears

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""I've been on here before and I know how it works!"

"Timewasters pass me by!""

A better one

"I'm curvy, if you don't like it, jog on"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When they describe themselves as "down to earth and genuine"."
that means the opposite then?

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By *istalloverCouple
over a year ago

Pays de la Loire -Normandie -Brittany borderFrance

BBC

VWE

just hate abbreviations.

Druggy names

Oh and a profile that says safe to play again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When they describe themselves as "down to earth and genuine".that means the opposite then?"

If someone verifies them as being that, fine. But not to put that about yourself. Especially as a newbie.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone who has 'no drama' anywhere on their profile

Or 'here for a good time, not a long time' and their veris go back 6 6yrs

Or ones that say not here to shag the site but their veris tell you otherwise ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ranty shouty profile text

Lists of demands/do and don't/hoops to jump through

Moany statuses

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"'discretion is a must' ffs!

Haha totally this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Also anyone who describes themselves as good looking, attractive or sexy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mentioning they dont like fish and chips really grinds my gears"

That’s wrong with fish n chips??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

for me it those who ask for sexy 6 foot and over with big cock...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m actually going to rewrite my whole profile based on this thread haha...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pics of shoes

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By *r D30Man
over a year ago

Loughborough

Blatant lying about their age.

Come on Linda, there's no way you're 29 with hands and neck that wrinkly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Most things to be fair.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And finally ones that say they are a newbie yet they have been here 'over a year' ...just too fecking lazy to update the profile

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By *callycatMan
over a year ago

Mid Wales

Now I know where I was going wrong...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I knew my profile was shite. It’s meant to be off-putting but I haven’t included any of the above.

I’d redesin it to include lots of the above but can’t be arsed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ow that really does get our goats!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Men pouting in their pics.. Seriously? I cannot stand it if a woman does it lol

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By *urved HunnyWoman
over a year ago

Essex

You're all so right, some pics actually make me feel ill, have some class, sexy is not sleazy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Adding code word the subject box

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By *ucyfur77Woman
over a year ago

Pleasuretown

Messy rooms. Makes me want to go into Monica Geller mode

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A professional, genuine, discreet, fun Dom.

‘Don’t want to fuck the whole site’ why not? go get that dick hun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do this

but not that

Do that

but not like that

Be this

but not that

Have this

but not that

or I WILL BLOCK YOU

*** YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED ***

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The username

Terrible pics

Going on about all the things people say to introduce themselves

No pics

I don't meet

Hairy armpits

I only meet in clubs

Age restrictions that are inflexible even if it's a year or two

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Ranty, shouty, demanding profiles.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Type this in your message to show that you've read the profile...

Nah!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The username

Terrible pics

Going on about all the things people say to introduce themselves

No pics

I don't meet

Hairy armpits

I only meet in clubs

Age restrictions that are inflexible even if it's a year or two "

Damn this is all me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The username

Terrible pics

Going on about all the things people say to introduce themselves

No pics

I don't meet

Hairy armpits

I only meet in clubs

Age restrictions that are inflexible even if it's a year or two

Damn this is all me"
your pics are lovely so is your username and so are you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who say to attach a face pic otherwise they won’t reply when they don’t have any pictures on their profile.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The username

Terrible pics

Going on about all the things people say to introduce themselves

No pics

I don't meet

Hairy armpits

I only meet in clubs

Age restrictions that are inflexible even if it's a year or two

Damn this is all me

your pics are lovely so is your username and so are you

Oh you charmer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Male, females and cpls ranting on their profile and people stating how high in demand they are

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Me

Do this

but not that

Do that

but not like that

Be this

but not that

Have this

but not that

or I WILL BLOCK YOU

*** YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED ***"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh and profiles that say “If you use my pictures, I’ll take legal action against you”.

I’d like to see that court case

Yes your honour. They stole my pictures from a swinging website.

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

"The expression I don’t bite unless asked is over used.

A plethora of cock pics. "

Look at mine it's a perfect example of what puts people off

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By *heladyandthelibertineCouple
over a year ago

Reading

"Type this in your message to show that you've read the profile...

Nah!"

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By *eenherebeforeMan
over a year ago

LONDON

Upper age limit 50

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By *wingin CatMan
over a year ago

London

"...profiles that won’t meet black or Asian people. Not because we are black or Asian- but because we don’t like people who have already made their mind up about someone, based on their ethnicity. I get “it’s my preference” - but it just shows a certain closed minded-ness that we don’t find attractive in the slightest. "

Completely agree - preference probably being a euphemism for "prejudice". If you don't want to meet people of colour, fine, but no need to shout it out on your profile. After all, it's down to you to pick and choose who to reply to, without letting the whole world know you're a bigot.

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By *wingin CatMan
over a year ago

London

The Sydney University Disclaimer

Profiles written in txt spk

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By *heladyandthelibertineCouple
over a year ago

Reading

Exactly x

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By *wingin CatMan
over a year ago

London

Exactly x"

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By *inkyalfieMan
over a year ago

hampshire

People who moan

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By *.D.I.D.A.SMan
over a year ago

London/Essex... ish... Romford to be exact

Actually a lot of statuses. Probably all of em. I couldn't give 2 fucks.

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By *ackDMissMorganCouple
over a year ago

Halifax

No pics of male

Status updates like"need sucking now/balls need emptying.

I don't bite....

Mmmmmmm

Miss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'7 day load'

guys asking to be 'loaded up'

makes me dry heave stuff like that

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By *heladyandthelibertineCouple
over a year ago

Reading

"No pics of male

Status updates like"need sucking now/balls need emptying.

I don't bite....

Mmmmmmm

Miss"

Haha yeah- I saw one recently which said “balls have just been drained.” Made me boak, as our Scottish friends would say!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who don't accom saying that they can accom from 1-3 Saturday afternoon whilst the other half is out shopping

If I'm going on a meet, even if it is a '10 minute wonder' with a guy, I want to know my safety isn't going to be compromised by a maniacal partner coming home early

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

when you see this on a cpls profile

him: allowed to play alone, top shagger, real man, athletic and all time man man

Her: loves her man, all the cock I ever need, he’s the best and I only want to play with my guy, he’s a better man than any on this site. Want to try BBC

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Daddy

Master

I’ve been here before so I know what happens

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ladies who have online doms/ daddies

Sorry Pauline aged 50 but your online Mr Grey is actually Jimmy a 12 year old from Prestwick!!!

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By *wingin CatMan
over a year ago

London

"when you see this on a cpls profile

him: allowed to play alone, top shagger, real man, athletic and all time man man

Her: loves her man, all the cock I ever need, he’s the best and I only want to play with my guy, he’s a better man than any on this site. Want to try BBC"

All probably written by the man himself.

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By *nsatiablepartnerseekerMan
over a year ago

nottingham

420 lover ...ie I want you to provide if you want to meet.. yuk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm beginning to understand the daily collection of whiny I can't get a meet,no one replies to my messages, am I fugly etc etc threads on fab.

Must be a slow learner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All of the above plus anything to do with drugs, bareback only, gang bangs, won't meet anyone that vapes.

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By *heladyandthelibertineCouple
over a year ago

Reading

"Ladies who have online doms/ daddies

Sorry Pauline aged 50 but your online Mr Grey is actually Jimmy a 12 year old from Prestwick!!!"

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By *heladyandthelibertineCouple
over a year ago

Reading

"All of the above plus anything to do with drugs, bareback only, gang bangs, won't meet anyone that vapes."

Yep- forgot about barebackers! That is a big nope from us.

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By *hamboy69Man
over a year ago

huddersfield

Anything that mentions Mr Grey

Not looking for single males proceeded by a 100 mmmmf pictures

Single men we will find you(in your dreams)

Make your message stand out (as I need my ego massaging)

Can’t meet at the drop of a hat

Family comes first(doesn’t everyone’s)

Seduce my mind and my body will follow (yuk)

You must be a professional (Brad Pitt lookalikes not getting a shag because they’re plasterers)

Only after a long exchange of messages (whatever happened to actually swinging)

I could go on

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"Gaping holes

Dirty looking cocks

Holes with vegetables put in them

Y fronts

That's my entire fucking profile!!!!!!!!

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By *nsatiablepartnerseekerMan
over a year ago

nottingham

The 'I am off for a whole week from today... wonder what fun in can have ' updates . Been a member for over a year no veries ... So let's face it hope they wont

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By *nsatiablepartnerseekerMan
over a year ago

nottingham

Fake veries.. using the same language and phrases.

AND multiple profiles of the same person

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By *utsidenakedMan
over a year ago

Dorchester

"Profiles that say professional. Don't get it at all. Professional what?

Mrs"

Means you have to pay them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cringy status updates like ‘need a pretty face to empty my balls onto’ that get more and more desperate...’just need a face to empty my balls onto. ANY FACE WILL DO’

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By *oelDorianMan
over a year ago

vanaheim

A 1 sentence bio and cock picture for a profile picture

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm going to wait until this hits 175 and then make the worst profile I can.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm going to wait until this hits 175 and then make the worst profile I can."

Why wait!

You could write a fresh one now...oh ..wait..!

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

Man, TV, CD, Hidden, Not looking for single males, 420 friendly

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By *oelDorianMan
over a year ago

vanaheim

One I’ve just seen uses the R word

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Password/phrase that MUST be used in any message.

Poor grammar/spelling.

CAPS LOCK ON FOR NO REASON!

No pics, or poor quality pics.

Couples profile, yet no pics or details of the female half (hmmm....)

Gaping pics.

Loads more, probably!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm going to wait until this hits 175 and then make the worst profile I can.

Why wait!

You could write a fresh one now...oh ..wait..!"

Less sass, more ass.

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By *bonynivoryCouple
over a year ago

market harborough

"Profiles that say professional. Don't get it at all. Professional what?

Mrs

Means you have to pay them"

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By *abulously curiousCouple
over a year ago

manchester

My cock needs draining updates......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

With all the things that put people off, may aswell leave your profile blank

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Photos soo close up,you can't actually tell what's going on in it

. Lexi

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Messy rooms

& photos with no thought "

too many pics with the bathroom seat up lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"With all the things that put people off, may aswell leave your profile blank

Playing safe lol

True though unless you're sure of what you're looking for on here so you can taylor your blurb.

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By *ab_SparklesWoman
over a year ago

sparkle Surprised

As above. Under least 10 but that's pushing on how long they joined if recent under 5.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Profiles that almost solely advertise the club they are affiliated to

The 420 thing I mean the words w.eed,d.runk etc outlawed but

The university disclaimer pointless

Anything referring to a person's race, you can cover it up with preference but it shouldn't be on profile it's offensive to some

Any references to ' breeding '

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ladies with no pics. But you have to be over 6ft.good looking .willing to pay for hotel. Travel to them. Pick them up .drop them off. And put ." I'm a Muppet " on the message to show you have read the profile .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just looked at a person's profile in this thread and it's possibly the longest thread ever it's not but possibly and for many once again a no no

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By *rontier PsychiatristMan
over a year ago

Coventry

"Photos so close up they can be used for gynecological research. "

Agreed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just looked at a person's profile in this thread and it's possibly the longest thread ever it's not but possibly and for many once again a no no "
longest profile write up that should have said

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The expression I don’t bite unless asked is over used.

A plethora of cock pics. "
me i just put alot of people off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fill in later and they have been on the site over a year.

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By *ily Con CarneTV/TS
over a year ago

Cornwall

"I’m actually going to rewrite my whole profile based on this thread haha...

Hahahahaha ...me too

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

Anything related to 420, action shots or cock pics.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anything referring to animals

Lots of sexual veris keep em private

Status that talk about what they did night before ' you know who you are '

Long winded moans ok you've been here years and heard it all before but it's so negative

Fake/made up area / location what's that all about

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ll save it for ranting Thursday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bare backing

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

When someone posts a "can I some help with my profile" I'm going to send them a link to this thread.

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By *tormexexexMan
over a year ago

LEEDS

Snapchat filters, they're for 12 year old girls to play with not grown adults!

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

"Snapchat filters, they're for 12 year old girls to play with not grown adults! "

Not just that, what's with the trout pouts and mono brows?

Do they not have mirrors at home?

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By *eliciousladyWoman
over a year ago

Sometimes U.K

"One I’ve just seen uses the R word"

and the R word is?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I knew my profile was shite. It’s meant to be off-putting but I haven’t included any of the above.

I’d redesin it to include lots of the above but can’t be arsed."

Log

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"One I’ve just seen uses the R word

and the R word is? "

Relationship?

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By *eliciousladyWoman
over a year ago

Sometimes U.K

"One I’ve just seen uses the R word

and the R word is?

Relationship?

Ahh ok, thanks!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"One I’ve just seen uses the R word

and the R word is? "
ridicularse

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By *andsome_Chef88Man
over a year ago

London

Too many close up pics of peoples genitals. Two is more than enough

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By *bsolutebeginnersCouple
over a year ago

Planet Ork

Photos of cum leaking from various holes ( just makes me want to reach for the baby wipes ).

Profile text that tells me to jog on!

No facial hair, oh I will go and shave just for you.

420 friendly.

One line profile.

No public photos.

Been here a year but have no verifications.

Cyberman photos, not really we love cybermen

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By *andsome_Chef88Man
over a year ago

London

"Photos soo close up,you can't actually tell what's going on in it

. Lexi"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Profiles tailored to please the forum. Grow some originality!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All of the above really doesn't matter because we all know that no one reads profiles anyway!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"All of the above really doesn't matter because we all know that no one reads profiles anyway!!

"
I do

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By *bsolutebeginnersCouple
over a year ago

Planet Ork

"All of the above really doesn't matter because we all know that no one reads profiles anyway!!

I do"

Wonky mirror photos

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bareback action and women pics on single male profiles, I don’t care whether it’s their consenting gf or ex wife. It’s nasty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bareback action and women pics on single male profiles, I don’t care whether it’s their consenting gf or ex wife. It’s nasty

Oh and drug addicts ‘420 friendly’

It’s illegal ffs

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By *ucyfur77Woman
over a year ago

Pleasuretown

People that say they are nice and respectful in their profile usually aren't

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By *ent59Man
over a year ago

Dumfries

Looked @ me not working any help? Ta

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By *den-Valley-coupleCouple
over a year ago

Cumbria

[Removed by poster at 25/09/18 11:50:59]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Arrogance

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By *loswingersCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester

"Profiles tailored to please the forum. Grow some originality!"

Profiles tailored to please the forum will invariably attract meets with forum regulars though

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By *den-Valley-coupleCouple
over a year ago

Cumbria

"In photos:

Cum dribbling out of any orafice.

Gaping holes.

Messy backgrounds.

Lou x "

This

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By *iss LovelyWoman
over a year ago

Here and There

"Usernames such as 'hotrod' 'suckmycock' 'kink(anything)' 'sexystud' 'cuntmuncher' etc.. "

Cuntmuncher

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wanders in reads thread

Scratches chin...

Does this mean the only thing that doesn't put others off is a totally blank profile with no errors of grammar syntax or any words at all....

And definitely no pictures status updates verifications or ....open neck pussies or droopy cock shots....

Off to delete everything on my profile... that way there may be less complaints

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By *ontbesillywrapyourwillyMan
over a year ago

Tipperary

Dirty looking vaginas

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By *relanddirectMan
over a year ago

cheshire

Children’s toys and messy rooms, dirty fingernails spreading a vagina!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dirty looking vaginas "

Ahh and dirty dick pics, makes me want to vom

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By *ontbesillywrapyourwillyMan
over a year ago

Tipperary

"Dirty looking vaginas

Ahh and dirty dick pics, makes me want to vom

"
works both ways, yep

. I'll be the first to admit some cocks look disgusting but so do some vaginas.

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"Looked @ me not working any help? Ta"

You seem a little lost fella.

You need site support, not a thread about wanky profiles.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

‘Single’ people taking selfies in the mirror which is clearly in their child’s bedroom, while wearing their wedding ring

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By *ily Con CarneTV/TS
over a year ago

Cornwall

The ones where you look at the background in the photo and think........ I'd wipe my feet on the way out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For me it's hidden veris. Or hiding the summary I want to make an informed decision. 50 coffees and no meets might be a clue.

I respect honesty so if they are married stop being so hypocritical. At least they are honest.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sydney university tosh

“I can breathe through my ears” (not possible)

“I don’t bite unless you want me to.”(I don’t want you to)

Type cabbage in your message so I know you’ve read my profile. (Wtf?)

I love a laugh. (Damn I was looking for someone who didn’t)

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By *horecruxCouple
over a year ago

SE4

A lack of full body shots

I know you got a mobility scooter under there somewhere

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wanders in reads thread

Scratches chin...

Does this mean the only thing that doesn't put others off is a totally blank profile with no errors of grammar syntax or any words at all....

And definitely no pictures status updates verifications or ....open neck pussies or droopy cock shots....

Off to delete everything on my profile... that way there may be less complaints

Lol no-one reads them anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Full of cocks pics&loads of verries off numerous people

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Arrogance

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By *ily Con CarneTV/TS
over a year ago

Cornwall

Lol no-one reads them anyway "

I do

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"Full of cocks pics&loads of verries off numerous people"

I agree.

It's dreadful the amount of swingers on a swinging site who actually meet of other swingers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""I've been on here before and I know how it works!"

"Timewasters pass me by!"

A better one

"I'm curvy, if you don't like it, jog on""

I swear that is the most common quote on womens profiles

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By *eal_curves_is_backWoman
over a year ago

London

Close-ups of genitalia, especially as the profile picture or the picture at the top.

Empty profiles.

Talking about the ins and outs of sex - we have all done it before and know how it is done, thank you very much.

Talking only about sex.

Bodily hair.

Referring to themselves as a bull - I was hoping to hear from a man as I am a woman and not a cow.

The word "females".

Referring to sex acts by words that can also be used for swearing.

Illiteracy in all its guises.

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