FabSwingers.com forum: Horned Beast on Loose

By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

No not me!

A dangerous female goat has escaped

from a zoo in Devon and the police

have issued a warning to the public

to stay away if she is spotted!

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-devon-45629855

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're fine up there in your urban fortifications. I'm only 2hrs drive (8hrs by goat) from Devon

Time to bolt the doors and board up the windows

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

I'd wrangle the beast and turn her into a big softie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You must be kidding

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd wrangle the beast and turn her into a big softie "

..or a curry..

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By *ily Con CarneTV/TS
over a year ago

Cornwall

"No not me!

A dangerous female goat has escaped

from a zoo in Devon and the police

have issued a warning to the public

to stay away if she is spotted!

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-devon-45629855"

nah that goat is " user no longer on site"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd wrangle the beast and turn her into a big softie

..or a curry..

Lol was thinking the same thing

im quite skilled in west indies dishes

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By *hechapMan
over a year ago

Derry

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By *hechapMan
over a year ago

Derry

"[Removed by poster at 24/09/18 18:45:27]"

The zoo vet is very concerned because it is on medication.

It was prescribed horny goat .

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By *hechapMan
over a year ago

Derry

"[Removed by poster at 24/09/18 18:45:27]

The zoo vet is very concerned because it is on medication.

It was prescribed horny goat .

That should say horny goat

w e e d but fab mustnt like the word w.e.e.d

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd wrangle the beast and turn her into a big softie

..or a curry..

Lol was thinking the same thing

im quite skilled in west indies dishes"

I was thinking more Gurkha. I get to enjoy one every year.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She got me. Devon knows I'm miserable now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"She got me. Devon knows I'm miserable now."

Oh for Devon's sake man! That stooped so low your balls have left a sweaty streak on the carpet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"She got me. Devon knows I'm miserable now.

Oh for Devon's sake man! That stooped so low your balls have left a sweaty streak on the carpet

And now my carpet smells funny.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A goat in a zoo. Where's the proper man-eaters.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They should have got the men who stare at goats in..

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"She got me. Devon knows I'm miserable now."

The Smiths.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TjPhzgxe3L0

I hope you feel better tomorrow Jim!

Sounds like the goat

is still on the run.....

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