FabSwingers.com forum: Cheer me up please

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Those of you who know me will know this isn't my usual type of forum post but it's been one of those days. I've been insulted at work for how I looked, I've burnt my tea tonight and worst of all 2 of my friends have gone UNLOS, one without even saying a word to me.

Yes I know there are bigger problems out there but right now I'm feeling meh so I'm moaning and in need of some TLC.

How would you cheer me up?

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

I would need your postcode and an egg whisk

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By *good-being-badMan
over a year ago

mis-types and auto corrects leads cock leeds

I was sitting drinking coffee in my slippers this morning, when I thought to myself...

I really need to wash some mugs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd take you to a sunny seat so you could eat chips and tell me about your shitty day.

Perhaps the UNLOS person didn't realise the new rules about all mail getting deleted when they leave.

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By *nsatiable_nymphWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south

A big squishy cuddle?

Can't offer a booby one as I haven't got much to offer

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By *rsSBWoman
over a year ago

toy town

Sorry to hear op. I had a shitty day at work. Maybe it's something in the air.

Booby hugs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

https://youtu.be/0Bmhjf0rKe8

You're welcome.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cocktails and a good gossip always works I find. Shame you don’t live nearer x

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

No, that's not like you! It's always a bummer when friends leave. Want to share my cheese board?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d take you to my lodge and treat you to a holiday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Definitely cocktails and some chocolate and a huge huge hug. I’ll even get some sexy guys to start a thread about men in sexy white shirts.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Er......So these two Russian dudes visit Salisbury....um...no, maybe not that joke then

But seriously, big manly hugs to you m’lady and I hope your spirits raise again swiftly

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

There’s definitely something in the air. Chin up op!

Come to chez Mac. I’m making cannelloni and I have some lemon drizzle cake spare. Put some music on and glide around the kitchen in your socks whilst being chased by patterdales.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Those of you who know me will know this isn't my usual type of forum post but it's been one of those days. I've been insulted at work for how I looked, I've burnt my tea tonight and worst of all 2 of my friends have gone UNLOS, one without even saying a word to me.

Yes I know there are bigger problems out there but right now I'm feeling meh so I'm moaning and in need of some TLC.

How would you cheer me up?"

Your tea wasn't like this was it?

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=mlj0si3MBDI

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By *exybum_30Woman
over a year ago

"https://youtu.be/0Bmhjf0rKe8

You're welcome. "

Aww that cheered me up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Awwwww bless ya............ here is a hug from Rome x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yep, similar here. Friend ‘taking a break’.

But did you see the video of the woman trying on Spanx?

https://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/video/fabulous/this-womans-reactions-at-trying-to-get-into-spanx-are-hilarious/

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By *ot-AshMan
over a year ago

London

Don't take any notice of of who

ever said that to you at work as I'm

sure you always look gorgeous Ruby and

as for burning your tea these things

happen! I burnt my pizza the other night

and set the smoke alarms off and was

unable to turn them off for ages and

ended falling off a chair and hurt my

knee!

I think we could do with one of your

famous bus tours as it has been a while.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

I may need to send you a meme.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Erm... my mate is so stupid he would struggle to pour water out of a jug with the instructions written on the bottom

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I would need your postcode and an egg whisk"

What would the egg whisk before may I ask?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do puppies work? (Not of the mammary variety)

I have two. They never fail to brighten my mood.

That’s the clean answer. The filthy one involves me getting finger fatigue and a very wet face.

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By *uzzy NavelWoman
over a year ago

so near and yet so far....

Yes I know there are bigger problems out there but right now I'm feeling meh so I'm moaning and in need of some TLC.

How would you cheer me up?"

Wine always works and a hug xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I was sitting drinking coffee in my slippers this morning, when I thought to myself...

I really need to wash some mugs.

You need a dishwasher

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'd take you to a sunny seat so you could eat chips and tell me about your shitty day.

Perhaps the UNLOS person didn't realise the new rules about all mail getting deleted when they leave.

Food is always good to make me smile

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A big squishy cuddle?

Can't offer a booby one as I haven't got much to offer

I'll be on the next train

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

My dad has opened one of my parcels by mistake and now I'm scared to go home! (I live in his granny flat before anyone thinks I'm 38 and still live at home lol)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sorry to hear op. I had a shitty day at work. Maybe it's something in the air.

Booby hugs

Thank you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"https://youtu.be/0Bmhjf0rKe8

You're welcome. "

That worked, thank you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Cocktails and a good gossip always works I find. Shame you don’t live nearer x"

Thank you, and yes it's a damn shame

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

I'll wash up in the nude for you (should make you laugh), make your bed and phone in sick for you, so you can have a lay in and breakfast in bed.

And Loooaaaaaddddddssss of cuddles.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No, that's not like you! It's always a bummer when friends leave. Want to share my cheese board?

I'll bring the crackers

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’d take you to my lodge and treat you to a holiday "

I'm packing a bag right now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mondays are pants (unwritten rule). But it’s now over as we’re nearly at hump day.

Sending emergency hugs, chocolate, wine and chick flicks.

Mrs P xxx

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By *r D30Man
over a year ago

Loughborough

Personally, I'd order in your favourite take away, a bottle of wine, put on some bouncy cheerful music and sit and go through the Facebook profiles of the people who gave you crap and laugh and point at their pictures all catty like.

Hope tomorrow is better

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Mondays are pants (unwritten rule). But it’s now over as we’re nearly at hump day.

Sending emergency hugs, chocolate, wine and chick flicks.

Mrs P xxx"

Thank you, I'll have to miss the wine as driving later

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Definitely cocktails and some chocolate and a huge huge hug. I’ll even get some sexy guys to start a thread about men in sexy white shirts. "

That sounds perfect, thank you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Er......So these two Russian dudes visit Salisbury....um...no, maybe not that joke then

But seriously, big manly hugs to you m’lady and I hope your spirits raise again swiftly

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Thank you

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Boobie hugs and a supply of

booze, I could even rustle up you a cake x.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Break another record

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Really just bring back that naughty smile again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Take you out for drinks and people watching until you are squiffy enough not to care..

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By *adyinred696969Couple
over a year ago

Brecon

Chocolate

Snuggles under a blanket

a marathon chick-flick evening

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I ask what UNLOS is?

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

or would you prefer this, little bundle?http://favim.com/image/272090/

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By *adyinred696969Couple
over a year ago

Brecon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ruby Ruby Ruby get your bum to Quest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"User No Longer On Site"

Thanks I was sat here racking my brain cell

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"My dad has opened one of my parcels by mistake and now I'm scared to go home! (I live in his granny flat before anyone thinks I'm 38 and still live at home lol) "

It's OK..... It was seeing machine feet.... Phew!

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS
over a year ago

west here ford shire

Give you a big hug and a nice hot toddy

Lol xx

I know it’s a shit day, trust me had some of those recently!!xxx

Chin up babe xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tbag from the empire state

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Thank you to each and everyone of you on here for your lovely comments. There are some kind people in the world.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Tbag from the empire state"

I'd rather just have a cup of tea if that's ok please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tbag from the empire state

I'd rather just have a cup of tea if that's ok please "

Ok costa

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

"I would need your postcode and an egg whisk

What would the egg whisk before may I ask?"

That’s the fun part

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Tbag from the empire state

I'd rather just have a cup of tea if that's ok please

Ok costa

Gingerbread latte and a huge piece of carrot cake please

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