FabSwingers.com forum: Ok Fab, I think that now’s the time, to start a message thread using the medium of rhyme!

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Here’s your chance to send a message to all

What it’s about is totally your call

A flirty message to the person above,

Or an undying yet sickly declaration of love?

Maybe it’s a moan, or a bit of a grumble

Or simply telling someone you fancy a fumble?

There’s only one rule from the OP Dan,

Just try and make your message rhyme if you can!

(Oh and play nicely! Thanks!

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

Hello poster above, pleased to meet you

I hope you write better rhymes than I do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To find something original sure is a struggle.

Whilst at work I'm fabbing and having to juggle,

Phone in one hand replying to Dan,

Multitasking can be hellish being a man!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Roses are red

Oranges are orange

This poem doesn't scan

Because there's not much rhymes with orange

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull

"To find something original sure is a struggle.

Whilst at work I'm fabbing and having to juggle,

Phone in one hand replying to Dan,

Multitasking can be hellish being a man!

I’m shit at rhymes. Faf?

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Smell this chloroform

Or it’s going to get messy

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Oh I love this!

A wonderful man I've had the pleasure meet

He came into my world and I'm swept off my feet

He's gorgeous and thoughtful and all of the things

That I need to flourish, he gives me my wings

He is my earth angel, and yes he knows this

Long may it continue, this absolute bliss.

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull

"Oh I love this!

A wonderful man I've had the pleasure meet

He came into my world and I'm swept off my feet

He's gorgeous and thoughtful and all of the things

That I need to flourish, he gives me my wings

He is my earth angel, and yes he knows this

Long may it continue, this absolute bliss."

I’m shit at rhymes. This made me go sqeeeeee

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh I love this!

A wonderful man I've had the pleasure meet

He came into my world and I'm swept off my feet

He's gorgeous and thoughtful and all of the things

That I need to flourish, he gives me my wings

He is my earth angel, and yes he knows this

Long may it continue, this absolute bliss."

Aw that’s lovely to hear

And I’m glad to hear you’re so happy

And to be dating you

He’s definitely one very lucky chappy!

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Oh I love this!

A wonderful man I've had the pleasure meet

He came into my world and I'm swept off my feet

He's gorgeous and thoughtful and all of the things

That I need to flourish, he gives me my wings

He is my earth angel, and yes he knows this

Long may it continue, this absolute bliss.

Aw that’s lovely to hear

And I’m glad to hear you’re so happy

And to be dating you

He’s definitely one very lucky chappy!

Oh we aren't dating (He's my future husband he just doesn't know it yet) I'm merely enjoying what is.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"To find something original sure is a struggle.

Whilst at work I'm fabbing and having to juggle,

Phone in one hand replying to Dan,

Multitasking can be hellish being a man!

I’m shit at rhymes. Faf? "

Music to my ears! Miss SJ's request.

Do I fancy a fuck?

Damn right, you're the best!

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

He’s shot

He’s come

All over Rosie’s bum

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Oh I love this!

A wonderful man I've had the pleasure meet

He came into my world and I'm swept off my feet

He's gorgeous and thoughtful and all of the things

That I need to flourish, he gives me my wings

He is my earth angel, and yes he knows this

Long may it continue, this absolute bliss.

I’m shit at rhymes. This made me go sqeeeeee

Ha! Sqeeeee is awesome, I've not heard it for ages

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dunno if I should post or maybe I should ignore?

But as soon as I hear the opportunity to rhyme, I stick my foot in the door.

This time I type to no poster in particular, although there are a few ladies about whom I really like their pictures.

But fab to me isn't about much else apart from passing time.

Which is why I wrote a simple verse and most of its in rhyme.....

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Ergh effort.

Little miss Honey

Went to the river

To see what man she could snare

When she spotted

A man in a boat

Shouting wait I'm almost there

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I was checking out some hot pics

And stumbled across Kinkybirds balloon

I went to the bathroom to appreciate it

But ending up coming too soon!

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By *an_LexaCouple
over a year ago

Sunderland

A long day at work and finally home,

The chance to relax and eventually cum.

Been sitting all day thinking about you,

Been thinking all day of the things that you do.

Been thinking of your fingers,

And featherlight touches.

Of how it feels when my orgasm

Is within your clutches.

You watch me, see my heartbeat rise,

As I feel you start to stroke my thighs.

Right that’s enough of that

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

There once was a single man

Sending out messages as fast as he can

His profile was crap

And his pics they did lack

He felt like banging his head

When his missives were deleted unread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was checking out some hot pics

And stumbled across Kinkybirds balloon

I went to the bathroom to appreciate it

But ending up coming too soon!

Balloons are red

And can look silly

When you use one

To hide your willy

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By *riefcase_WankerMan
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

There once was a princess called Peach,

Whose castle I'd quite like to breach,

Despite diminutive stature,

I just couldn't catch her,

Cos sadly she's just out of reach

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"There once was a princess called Peach,

Whose castle I'd quite like to breach,

Despite diminutive stature,

I just couldn't catch her,

Cos sadly she's just out of reach"

That's shockingly sweet

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By *riefcase_WankerMan
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

There's a kinky bird from Cymru,

How kinky? I'd quite like to see...

For I'm not afraid,

Of a deviant maid,

As long as there's no pain, no poo and no pee

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By *riefcase_WankerMan
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

There's a sweetheart who's called Miss SJ,

And perusing her pics made my day,

She is ever so pretty,

But Hull's her home city,

Which is a bugger, cos it's too far away...

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By *riefcase_WankerMan
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

Miss Honey is a damn mystery,

On her profile there's nothing to see,

So admit defeat,

Cos she don't wanna meet,

You heard, just leave the girl be

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am here to meet you.

Yes you.

To see your beauty divine.

Your skin to touch so fine.

Your breath upon me ear.

As we draw together near.

Close as close can be.

To hold you next to me.

Do you say my name ?

When not together lay.

Your kiss is what i miss.

That kiss is truely bliss.

And as we make love.

As if the angels from above.

Gave you to me to love and lust.

To love and adore i must.

To see you laying bare.

To touch you I must dare.

Upon my bed you lay.

My words just drift away.

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

I love you I love you ilove your white tightys. Am wondering why Dans wearing a nightie don't be mistaken don't be mislead by the look of those crumbs he's already been fed

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Jack be nimble jack be quick

Jack says

Get naked now

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"Jack be nimble jack be quick

Jack says

Get naked now"

A man of mystery

Then a fist

Now a hat

Ohhh what twist

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"Jack be nimble jack be quick

Jack says

Get naked now

A man of mystery

Then a fist

Now a hat

Ohhh what twist

# atwist

damn you phone (shakes fist)

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

Up and down the streets and houses

Knickers flying high

Postie's got a dirty smile

And I know the reason why

You have got his overloaded sack

Emptying between your thighs

Lets get swinging with this Woman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My fab day starts with reading the posts

Of faf grumbles and cock size boasts

There's one guy who says he never gets meets

And the poster who tells you everything he eats

There's cake posts, broccoli posts and cock size galore

The ones who want fabs, or maybe much more

The ones who want meets that very day

The posters who pop up but then never stay

Its my life on fab, the bits I share

The forums, the banter, the open mouthed stare

Reading some of it can make you cry

When real emotions bring tears to your eye

The witty comments that some just don't get

The horny people who just want to get wet

Fab is a mysterious magical thing

One day no one likes you, the next you're a king

But me, I'm here to read what you say

I have my man now and that's how it'll stay

I cannot leave fab, I'm addicted it's true

But one things for certain, my life's better with you

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

"My fab day starts with reading the posts

Of faf grumbles and cock size boasts

There's one guy who says he never gets meets

And the poster who tells you everything he eats

There's cake posts, broccoli posts and cock size galore

The ones who want fabs, or maybe much more

The ones who want meets that very day

The posters who pop up but then never stay

Its my life on fab, the bits I share

The forums, the banter, the open mouthed stare

Reading some of it can make you cry

When real emotions bring tears to your eye

The witty comments that some just don't get

The horny people who just want to get wet

Fab is a mysterious magical thing

One day no one likes you, the next you're a king

But me, I'm here to read what you say

I have my man now and that's how it'll stay

I cannot leave fab, I'm addicted it's true

But one things for certain, my life's better with you

I'm on line 3

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"My fab day starts with reading the posts

Of faf grumbles and cock size boasts

There's one guy who says he never gets meets

And the poster who tells you everything he eats

There's cake posts, broccoli posts and cock size galore

The ones who want fabs, or maybe much more

The ones who want meets that very day

The posters who pop up but then never stay

Its my life on fab, the bits I share

The forums, the banter, the open mouthed stare

Reading some of it can make you cry

When real emotions bring tears to your eye

The witty comments that some just don't get

The horny people who just want to get wet

Fab is a mysterious magical thing

One day no one likes you, the next you're a king

But me, I'm here to read what you say

I have my man now and that's how it'll stay

I cannot leave fab, I'm addicted it's true

But one things for certain, my life's better with you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm on line 3

No meet guy

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

I'm on line 3

No meet guy

From your profile, that I have just read:

My heart is quickly beating

From my partner's first meeting

So I'm just browsing the forums instead.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Packet of jaffas, cake, or pie

Keeps changing his name, I don't know why

He's one of life's good uns, and funny too

So meet up with my mate please Poochiepoo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My very best friend is _rincess peach,

I'd love to take her for a week to the beach,

I worship the ground she walks on with her feet,

Even though her fanny smells like crab meat.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"My very best friend is _rincess peach,

I'd love to take her for a week to the beach,

I worship the ground she walks on with her feet,

Even though her fanny smells like crab meat."

I just scared the dog I laughed so hard. She's fucking deaf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm on line 3

No meet guy

From your profile, that I have just read:

My heart is quickly beating

From my partner's first meeting

So I'm just browsing the forums instead.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Packet of jaffas, cake, or pie

Keeps changing his name, I don't know why

He's one of life's good uns, and funny too

So meet up with my mate please Poochiepoo "

And the penny drops.....

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Packet of jaffas, cake, or pie

Keeps changing his name, I don't know why

He's one of life's good uns, and funny too

So meet up with my mate please Poochiepoo

And the penny drops....."

Took yer time darlin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Packet of jaffas, cake, or pie

Keeps changing his name, I don't know why

He's one of life's good uns, and funny too

So meet up with my mate please Poochiepoo

And the penny drops.....

Took yer time darlin

I know. I totally suck at recognising people on here.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Packet of jaffas, cake, or pie

Keeps changing his name, I don't know why

He's one of life's good uns, and funny too

So meet up with my mate please Poochiepoo

And the penny drops.....

Took yer time darlin

I know. I totally suck at recognising people on here.

But you got there in the end. That will put a smile on his face

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Packet of jaffas, cake, or pie

Keeps changing his name, I don't know why

He's one of life's good uns, and funny too

So meet up with my mate please Poochiepoo

And the penny drops.....

Took yer time darlin

I know. I totally suck at recognising people on here.

But you got there in the end. That will put a smile on his face

I doubt that very much

He never conversed with me as such

(I forgot to rhyme in my last post, these things I forget the most)

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Packet of jaffas, cake, or pie

Keeps changing his name, I don't know why

He's one of life's good uns, and funny too

So meet up with my mate please Poochiepoo

And the penny drops.....

Took yer time darlin

I know. I totally suck at recognising people on here.

But you got there in the end. That will put a smile on his face

I doubt that very much

He never conversed with me as such

(I forgot to rhyme in my last post, these things I forget the most)

Ah but he likes to be known

As the one that gave the princess his bone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Packet of jaffas, cake, or pie

Keeps changing his name, I don't know why

He's one of life's good uns, and funny too

So meet up with my mate please Poochiepoo

And the penny drops.....

Took yer time darlin

I know. I totally suck at recognising people on here.

But you got there in the end. That will put a smile on his face

I doubt that very much

He never conversed with me as such

(I forgot to rhyme in my last post, these things I forget the most)

Ah but he likes to be known

As the one that gave the princess his bone "

Acchh I remember you both were carin'

For cake and frolics you both were sharin'

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Packet of jaffas, cake, or pie

Keeps changing his name, I don't know why

He's one of life's good uns, and funny too

So meet up with my mate please Poochiepoo

And the penny drops.....

Took yer time darlin

I know. I totally suck at recognising people on here.

But you got there in the end. That will put a smile on his face

I doubt that very much

He never conversed with me as such

(I forgot to rhyme in my last post, these things I forget the most)

Ah but he likes to be known

As the one that gave the princess his bone

Acchh I remember you both were carin'

For cake and frolics you both were sharin'"

We have another rap battle coming soon

I'm gonna make him look a total buffoon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Packet of jaffas, cake, or pie

Keeps changing his name, I don't know why

He's one of life's good uns, and funny too

So meet up with my mate please Poochiepoo

And the penny drops.....

Took yer time darlin

I know. I totally suck at recognising people on here.

But you got there in the end. That will put a smile on his face

I doubt that very much

He never conversed with me as such

(I forgot to rhyme in my last post, these things I forget the most)

Ah but he likes to be known

As the one that gave the princess his bone

Acchh I remember you both were carin'

For cake and frolics you both were sharin'

We have another rap battle coming soon

I'm gonna make him look a total buffoon "

You go girl and make him sweat

If it's a rap battle, on you I'd bet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Naaa! Fuck it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh I love this!

A wonderful man I've had the pleasure meet

He came into my world and I'm swept off my feet

He's gorgeous and thoughtful and all of the things

That I need to flourish, he gives me my wings

He is my earth angel, and yes he knows this

Long may it continue, this absolute bliss."

When i wish upon a star i see myself take off your bra

If you drop your nicks for me

My cock will grow like an oak tree

Let me work my hands on you

Il turn your brain to total goo

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Twinkle twinkle little star.

What a little cunt you are.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Twinkle twinkle little star.

What a little cunt you are.

Knew we could count on you

For turning fab's air a shade of blue

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Twinkle twinkle little star.

What a little cunt you are.

Knew we could count on you

For turning fab's air a shade of blue

One two seven five three

Once I caught an std

Eleven nine one four ten

Bareback gives it back to men

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 24/09/18 22:07:52]

Your sunglasses make things spring to mind

What was that comment you left behind

Curiosity kills me inside

What is it that you tried to hide

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm boring myself with my poetic prose

I'm feeling tired and very morose

Sweet dreams dear fabbers, no more rhymes

Hope your dreams are filled with sexy good times

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"I'm boring myself with my poetic prose

I'm feeling tired and very morose

Sweet dreams dear fabbers, no more rhymes

Hope your dreams are filled with sexy good times

Goodnight PNG I'm glad your back

Though it's time for you to hit the sack

I'm thrilled to hear you're all loved up

Full of smiles and a happy smiley pup

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm boring myself with my poetic prose

I'm feeling tired and very morose

Sweet dreams dear fabbers, no more rhymes

Hope your dreams are filled with sexy good times

Goodnight PNG I'm glad your back

Though it's time for you to hit the sack

I'm thrilled to hear you're all loved up

Full of smiles and a happy smiley pup "

Princess you always make me smile

Talk again in a little while x

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"BBW like their food

E I e I o

And they have all the threads too

E I e I o

With a chubby cunt here

Stinky gunt there

Chaffing

Sweating

Dodgy fish netting

BBW cham all the cock

E I e I o."

What this one??

Don't be curious

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"[Removed by poster at 24/09/18 22:07:52]

Your sunglasses make things spring to mind

What was that comment you left behind

Curiosity kills me inside

What is it that you tried to hide "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 24/09/18 22:07:52]

Your sunglasses make things spring to mind

What was that comment you left behind

Curiosity kills me inside

What is it that you tried to hide

Miss honey

You're bang on the money

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By *hunkyThighsMan
over a year ago

Gloucester

"[Removed by poster at 24/09/18 22:07:52]

Your sunglasses make things spring to mind

What was that comment you left behind

Curiosity kills me inside

What is it that you tried to hide

Miss honey

You're bang on the money"

Bang like a rabbit bunny

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